Cockstar

The Legion of Poon has taken over a tiny volcanic island nation and killed all the members of the ruling family save one. Sebastian Cock the crown prince of Labia. Can the heroes of MI69 convince him to give up his exciting life as the front man for the rock band Skid Mark and return to emancipate his people? Or will the lure of blowjobs a plenty and barbiturate buffets keep Sebastian from his birthright?