Babe Quest

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<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=450px> You're in your room. It's a pretty alright you guess. There's a bed, a computer, a window, all the usual stuff. You really don't have anything to complain about all things considered. You guess the bed //could// be a just a bit bigger, but you really have to straighten out before that becomes a problem. And you know, if we're being honest, a jackass like you really is lucky he has a room at all. Like, seriously, what if you had been born in Saudi Arabia or something. There's probably people who sleep in the dirt //everyday//, and they'd //kill// to have a room like you do. Do you honestly believe that somebody with your degree of privilege has any business complaining about the size of their bed? No, of course not! God damn it! That's it, that's the last straw. From now on, you're only gonna say good things about your room. Because when it really comes down to it, you //like// your mediocre bed and your mediocre window. And if those bougie //fucks// you met at the cheesecake factory think that they can convince you that you've got something to be ashamed of they've got another thing coming. Where do they get off, anyways? Pretending like that new vegan diet of theirs somehow justifies their- <<set $BP to 0>> <div style="color: pink"> Hey! Aren't you paying attention? </div> [["My bad."]]

You put your dick back inside Carla's pussy. <img src="Images/Carla1.gif" height=400px> Carla's your girlfriend, I guess I should have mentioned that earlier, I got distracted while I was describing the rest of your room. God yes! Now, fuck me doggystyle! [[Don't mind if I do|"Fuck me doggystyle!"]] <<set $BP to 1>>

You keep pounding away at Carla's pussy. <img src="Images/Carla2.gif" height=400px> [["I think I'm about to cum"]]

Do it on my face baby! <img src="Images/Carla3.gif" height=400px> [[Hell Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Carla goes into the bathroom to get cleaned up. <div style="color:red"> Hey bro? Can I come in? </div> [["Sure"]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> The professional pornstar Alli Rae walks into your room. Alli is also your sister. Isn't that a funny coincidence? Having a good time in here? [[You bet]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> It sounded like it. Do you think you could do me a favor? [[What do you need?]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> We're out of milk, do you think you could run to the store and pick some up for me? Looks like Alli wants you to go on a fetch quest for her. You let out a sigh. It seems like even after 18 years of living with this woman, she still thinks of you as her fucking errand boy. Looks like you've got 3 options here: *Say [[Yes|Yes Allie Milk]], like a bitch. *Say [[No|No Allie Milk]], like a Chad. *[[Fuck a watermelon]].

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> Thanks big bro! [[To the streets|Main Street cuck]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> You tell Alli that she can fuck off! If she wants milk so badly she can get it herself. Holy shit bro! That was the chadliest thing I've ever seen! You're damn right it was. You flex your Chadlike muscles and tear your shirt in half. Your penis grows an extra 2 inches, just out of spite. Satisfied, you decide to go for a walk on [[Main Street|Chad Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Alli.jpg" height=400px> You grab a nearby watermelon and fuck the shit out of it. The sheer force of your dominance generates a shockwave that levels several nearby buildings. Wtf bro! Alli can't seem to comprehend just how earth-shattering the dominance you're displaying is. Why tf are you fucking a watermelon? Disgusted by her close-mindedness, you decide to [[Go on a walk]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're on Main Street heading towards the supermarket, like a bitch. [[This sucks|Morphius]]

Suddenly, the air in front of you crackles with electricity. A man-shaped portal carves itself into existence. You feel reality bend around you. <img src="Images/Portal.gif" height=400px> [[Woah]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're walking on Main Street, like a total Chad. [[This is awesome|Morphius]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You're walking on Main Street. Rescue workers frantically search the ruins of nearby buildings for survivors. [[This sucks|Morphius]]

The portal stabilizes itself. A man tumbles out of it onto the street. <img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> [[What's going on!|Appendage]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> "Yo, Morphius! What's up my guy!" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=200px> <</linkappend>> Nothing much brother, what's up with you? [["The usual"]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> Same here man. Glad to see you're holding up well. "As always. Say, you got a minute?" I'm afraid not. I got someplace to be. Some other time maybe. [["For sure man, some other time."]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You bid Morpheus farewell. You both agree to try and find some time to hang out next week. You're about to continue on your way, but just as Morpheus leaves, you hear a voice calling you from out of a dark Alley. Psst. Over here. Follow the voice? *[[Why not?|Voice]] *[[enh...Maybe I shouldn't|no Voice]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> The man from the portal approaches you. It's as though he's been looking for you all his life. Maybe you should [[say something.|Morpheus]]

As you turn down the alley, a cloaked figure grabs you by the wrist and drags you out of sight. [["What the hell man?"]]

You decide it's probably best not to follow a stranger's voice into a dark alley. [[Wow. Nice Choice!]]

<img src="Images/College.jpg" height=400px> You continue you on with your life, you go to school, you get a good job, and nothing out of the ordinary happens. [[All according to plan]]

<img src="Images/Family.jpg" height=400px> Pretty soon you find yourself a wife and kids. Things are going great! [[Awesome!]]

<img src="Images/OldDate.jpg" height=400px> You kids grow older and move out of the house. You miss having them around but you and your wife find lots of ways to enjoy your newfound freedom. It's like a second honeymoon, except this one lasts forever. And just think. You're [[retiring]] in just a few years!

<img src="Images/Retire.jpg" height=400px> The retirement party is everything you've ever dreamed. You're surrounded by everyone you care about. Your wife, your coworkers, your kids-look! Even Morpheus found the time to stop by! [[My life is so great and normal!]]

<img src="Images/OldLove.jpg" height=400px> Time marches on. You and your wife grow older, but also closer. Looking back you don't have any regrets. You ate life up, and you spit life out. Truly this is the best life you could have ever lived. And there aren't any decisions you wish you'd made differently. Nope. Even if your life was a game with a rollback feature, the kind where you can just press the back arrow and change your decisions, you wouldn't change a thing. You wrap your arm around your wonderful wife. In all these years you still haven't tired of her touch. "You know what honey?" She says, as she presses her body close to yours. [["What?"]]

<img src="Images/TheEnd.jpg" height=400px> "I love you." She says. You give her a kiss. "I love you too." !The End. Hey there, thanks for playing my game! If you liked it, please consider backing the game on patreon. Patreons already have access to the newest release of the game, and backers can vote on fetishes and girls they'd like to see added!

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> The figure takes off their cloak, revealing themselves to be a beautiful woman. Forgive me for dragging you down here like that. I couldn't risk us being seen. [["Seen by who?"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Who? I don't know. I just didn't want to be seen. You can never be to careful with these things. Yeah there's definitely something wrong with this chick. [["Okay, well can you start by telling me your name?"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Me? I'm Aurora. But that's not what's important. What's important is that //we're living in a simulation.// Ha! This is great. This woman has truly flipped. I know. I know. It sounds crazy. But hear me out, please. [["I've got nowhere else to be"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Okay, good. I'll do my best to explain. I assume you're familiar with your typical simulation conspiracy, right? "Yeah, yeah, nothing is real, our brains are hooked up to so machine in the real world, shit like that." Right! Only this time, its a little more interesting. [["What do you mean"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> We're not trapped in an alien simulation or a computer generated Utopia. You and me, we're trapped inside of a porn game. "A porn game? You mean like one of those anime visual novel things?" No this one is far worse. It looks like we're trapped inside an "HTML game." "Aw no! Don't tell me it's one of those real-porn open-world Patreon-shilling games that never gets completed!" I'm afraid that's what it looks like. [["Fuck!"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't be too upset. I mean, you've still got your dick. "What's gonna happen to my dick!" Nothing. Probably. It's just, you know how these real-porn games tend to be. "This is serious shit! How do we escape?" Escape what? "The simulation!" I'm glad you asked. [[Next]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> In your sidebar you should see your stats. "I only see one." Exactly. This game only has one stat. "Oh, okay. What're Babe Points then?" Babe points are your all purpose currency. You can use them to buy items, unlock new areas, and learn game breaking abilities. The more Babe Points you have, the greater your control on the simulation becomes. If you can manage to get **100** points you should be able to break out of the simulation itself. "Alright sweet! But, [[how do I earn them?]]"

<img src="Images/AuroraBack.jpg" height=400px> Aurora laughs. It's a porn game silly, how do you think? You get one Babe Point every time you have sex with a girl. "That doesn't sound half bad." You give Aurora a look up and down. You wonder whether she'd be down to help you farm a few Babe Points herself. Hey, slow down there buster. Don't go getting any wild ideas about you and me. You're not the only one who's in need of points, and I'm way too smart to have sex for free. Why don't you come back and visit me when you've got a few more points to spend. [[Fair enough]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> And with that, you set out on what will become quite possibly, the greatest adventure man has ever known. [[Startup]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> <<if $schoolstart == false || $poolstart == false || $other == false>> Alright. You're on Main Street with only one goal in mind, how are you gonna get laid? Welcome to BabeQuest! Now that you've completed the prologue. Let's get you started on a few quests. You could try: <<if $schoolstart is false>>[[The School][$schoolstart to true]] <</if>> <<if $poolstart is false>>[[The Pool][$poolstart to true]] <</if>> <<if $other is false>>[[The Gym][$other to true]] <</if>> <<else>> Alright. Looks like you've got a good idea where you're going. Now all that's left to do is to fuck every woman you can get your hands on. And so the world's greatest Babe Quest has begun. [[Main Street]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> Your local highschool. Lots of sexy 18+ teens here, not to mention those MILF teachers. Of course, its not like that does you much good if you don't have a way inside. The school isn't exactly open to visitors, and you're a little too old to pass yourself off as a student... Wait a second. That gives you an [[idea|school2]].

<img src="Images/Pool.jpg" height=400px> Babe Central. The pool is //the place// for hot chicks to flaunt their bodies. Getting laid at the pool should be a sure bet. Let's just hope the dev doesn't contrive a plot device to keep us from getting access. Let's check on our [[other options.|Startup]]

<img src="Images/Gym.jpg" height=400px> The gym huh? Yeah, it wouldn't be an HTML game if there wasn't a gym. Gym sex scenes are hot as hell, there's definitely gonna be action waiting for you if you can get inside here. Let's just hope you don't have to do any strength grinding. [[Back|Startup]] <<set $bigtest = 1>>

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> If you can't pass yourself off as a student, why not try to get hired as a teacher? You're a smart enough guy, and gaining control of your students grades should give you some leverage over them. You'll have to stop by the Principle's office when you get a chance. [[Sounds like a plan|Startup]]

<<if $lemonade == 5>><img src="Images/MainStreetRuined.jpg" height=400px><<set $lemonade to 6>><<else>><img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px><</if>> <<if $hitler != 1 || random(5) != 5>> You're on Main Street.<<if $Roxannequest == "Clover" && (random(5) == 5 || $Rainbow == true)>> It's a beautiful day. You can see a [[rainbow]] in the sky. <<set $Rainbow to true>> <</if>><<if $tylerpitch == 2 && $poker == 2 && $lemonade < 3>> It looks like somebody's set up a [[lemonade stand.]]<</if>> Go to: *[[Park]] *[[School]] *[[Home]] *[[Alley]] <<else>> You step on to south street when <<linkappend "suddenly-">> "HOLY FUCK!" <img src="Images/CarCrash.gif" height=225px> A Subaru hurtles toward you at lighting speed! [[Jump out of the way!|OtherJump]] <</linkappend>> <</if>> <<set $tylerlink to "Main Street">> <<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 0>><<goto "tylerpitch">><</if>><<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 1>><<goto "tylerpunish">><</if>><<if $lemonade ==4>><<goto "Main Street Destroyed">><</if>><<if $hitlertp == "Escape">><<goto "Escape">><</if>>

Babe Points: $BP <<if $timer > turns()>>Timer: <<print $timer-turns()>><</if>> <<if $hasstrength == true>><<link "Hack Strength">> <<if $strengthcounter > 0>> <<goto $hacklink>> <</if>> <</link>><</if>> <<if $hasinhibit == true>><<link "Release Inihibitions">> <<if $inhibitcounter > 0>> <<goto $hacklink>> <</if>> <</link>><</if>> <<if $hasftravel>> Fast Travel To: <<if $hitlertp == "Main Street">>[[Main Street|catchmain]]<<else>><<if $hasdowntown>>[[Downtown]]<</if>> [[Main Street]]<</if>> <<if $hitlertp == "South Street">>[[South Side|catchsouth]]<<else>>[[South Side]]<</if>> <</if>> <<if $mugged > 3 && $mugged< 12>><<link "Call Mika">> <<if $mikacounter > 0>> <<goto $hacklink>><<elseif $mugged > $muggednum>><<goto "finalmika">><<else>><<goto "annoyed">> <</if>> <</link>><</if>> [[Support the Dev!|https://www.patreon.com/BabeQuestDev]] <<silently>> <<set $strengthcounter += -1>> <<set $mikacounter += -1>> <<set $inhibitcounter += -1>> <<if $rubble > 1>> <<set $rubble += 1>> <</if>> <<if $allistate == "PostGym">><<set $allistate to "Post Gym">><</if>> <<if $Roxannequest == "Post Diamond">><<set $bill to 6>><</if>> <<if $version == 1>> <<if $girlscout > 1>><<set $girlscout to 10>><</if>> <<set $gymnew to 0>> the phase of the gym opening. <<set $rubble to 0>> the phase of the rubble <<set $hasstrength to false>> <<set $hasinhibit to false>> <<set $strengthcounter to 0>> This is sidebar reset tool for strength <<set $hacklink to "">> This is place that pages with hacks go to <<set $hasbadge to false>> <<set $str to 1>> <<set $version to 2>> <<set $hasdumbell to false>> <<set $exhibit to 0>> phase of the exhibit. <<set $class to 0>> phase of the class, 0 hasn't met. 1 has met. <<set $receptionist to 0>> <<set $lifeguard to 0>> <<set $poolgirl to 0>> <<set $hasvaccine to false>> <<set $class to 0>> <<set $churchchase to 0>> <<set $sportchase to 0>> <<set $smartchase to 0>> <<set $hasweed to false>> <<set $locker to 0>> <<set $code1 to "">> <<set $code2 to "">> <<set $code3 to "">> <<set $hospital to 0>> <<set $answer to "">> <<set $schooldumpster to 0>> <<set $pooldumpster to 0>> <<set $shopdumpster to 0>> <<if $hasafro && $hassuit>> <<set $poolsclosed to 2>> <</if>> <<set $daddyspoint to 0>> <<set $mandy to 0>> <<set $hasboobjob to false>> <<elseif $version == 2>> <<if $girlscout > 10>><<set $girlscout to 17>><</if>> <<set $version to 3>> <<set $hassouthside to false>> <<set $hasftravel to false>> <<set $nudist to 0>> <<set $cells to 0>> <<set $haslibrary to false>> <<set $bill to 0>> <<set $library to 0>> <<set $books to 0>> <<set $bookgirl to 0>> <<set $hascarla to false>> <<set $officer to 0>> <<set $mugged to 0>> <<set $teller to 0>> <<set $librarian to 0>> <<set $hasboobjob to false>> <<elseif $version == 3>> <<set $version to 4>> <<set $police to 0>> <<set $wanted to 0>> <<set $bowser to 0>> <<set $ben to 0>> <<set $shaggy to 0>> <<set $hitler to 0>> <<set $hitlertp to "">> Where to teleport to catch hitler <<if $girlscout == 20>><<set $girlscout to 25>><</if>> <<set $impregnation to false>> <<set $DOIT to false>> <<set $clab to 0>> <<elseif $version ==4>> <<set $version to 5>> <<set $hasdowntown to false>> <<set $homeless to 0>> <<set $WIP to 0>> <<set $morpheus to 0>> <<set $melee to 0>> <<set $barista to 0>> <<set $bookgirl2 to 0>> <<set $turkey to 0>> <<set $joustready to 0>> <<set $hasturkeyleg to false>> <<set $affection to -1>> <<set $bankmusic to 0>> <<set $banktall to 0>> <<set $bankbirthday to 0>> <<set $bankfood to 0>> <<set $banktutorial to 0>> <<set $coffee to 0>> <<set $yandere to false>> <<set $lapdance to 0>> <<set $hascoffee to false>> <<elseif $version == 5>> <<set $version to 6>> <<elseif $version == 6>>-------------------------- <<set $homelesscounter to 0>> <<if $tylerstate == "fresh">><<else>><<set $tylerstate to "old">><</if>> <<set $version to 7>> <<elseif $version ==7>>----------------------------- <<set $dockgirl to 0>> <<set $nerd to 0>> <<set $naked to 0>> <<set $poker to 0>> <<set $blackjacknum to 0>> <<set $mayortalk to 0>> <<set $docktalk to 0>> <<set $bobtalk to 0>> <<set $bartendertalk to 0>> <<set $nerdtalk to 0>> <<set $nuntalk to 0>> <<set $dealertalk to 0>> <<set $nakedtalk to 0>> <<set $secretarytalk to 0>> <<set $mikacounter to 0>> <<set $lorax to 0>> <<set $muggednum to 10>> <<set $bobstart to 0>> <<set $dealer to 0>> <<set $drunktalk to 0>> <<set $homelesstalk to 0>> <<set $newrachel to 0>> <<set $poolplayer to 0>> <<set $fishice to 0>> <<set $salt to 0>> <<set $tylerpitch to 0>> <<set $tylerpunish to 0>> <<set $tylerlink to "">> <<set $lemonade to 0>> <<set $devsex to 0>> <<set $tylernum to 0>> <<if $tylerstate == "fresh">><<set $tylernum to 750>><<elseif $tylerstate == "old">><<set $tylernum to State.turns + 350>><<else>><<set $tylernum to State.turns + 125>><</if>> <<set $tylerpitch to 0>> <<set $version to 8>> <<elseif $version == 8>>---------------------------------- <<set $enterso to 0>> <<set $twin to 0>> <<set $sandwich to 0>> <<set $epipen to 0>> <<set $img1 to 0>> <<set $img2 to 0>> <<set $img3 to 0>> <<set $version to 9>> <<elseif $version == 9>>---------------------------------- <<set $bottle to 0>> <<set $escape to 0>> <<set $version to 10>> <<elseif $version == 10>> <<set $mascot to 0>> <<set $version to 11>> <<elseif $version == 11>> <<else>>----------------- <<set $AuroraReward to 0>> aurora's titflash <<set $hascredits to 0>> If they've bought the credits <<set $version to 1>> <</if>> <<set $escape += 1>> <</silently>>

<<set $poolstart to false>> <<set $schoolstart to false>> <<set $other to false>> <<set $BP to 1>> <<set $Allistate to "Milk Quest">> <<set $milkquest to false>> <<set $schoolprologue to 0>> <<set $girlscout to 0>> phase of girlscout <<set $poolsclosed to 0>> phase of pools closed <<set $guil to 0>>phase of guiltine girl <<set $tines to 0>>num of tines <<set $clothingstore to 0>> clothing store phase <<set $clotheshifts to 0>> clothing store shifts <<set $camera to 0>> if they have the spy cam. <<set $Roxannequest to "">> What Roxanne wants <<set $Roxanne to false>> If they've discovered the lair <<set $hasbread to 0>> If they've got bread <<set $cheese to 0>> This is the de-cheesing variable for random rolls. <<set $haskey to 0>> <<set $Rainbow to false>> if rainbow. <<set $Angela to 0>> Angela phase <<set $Rachel to 0>> Rachel phase <<set $hasafro to false>> afro? <<set $hassuit to false>> suit? <<set $lyfter to 0>> stage of shop lifter fuck <<set $tylerstate to "fresh">> <<set $gymnew to 0>> the phase of the gym opening. <<set $rubble to 0>> the phase of the rubble <<set $hasstrength to false>> <<set $strengthcounter to 0>> This is sidebar reset tool for strength <<set $hacklink to "">> This is place that pages with hacks go to <<set $hasbadge to false>> <<set $str to 1>>

<img src="Images/Park.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> The local Park.<<if $librarian == 2>> You see the local [[Jousting Tournament]] is being held.<</if>><<if $class > 0 && $sportchase < 2>> [[Chase]] is here, playing basketball.<</if>><<if $girlscout < 2>> You see what looks like a [[Girl Scout]] pestering people walking through the park.<</if>><<if ($girlscout > 9 && $girlscout < 12) || ($girlscout > 16 && $girlscout < 20) || ($girlscout > 22 && $girlscout < 26)>> Hey! The [[Girl Scout]] is back!<</if>><<if $schoolprologue > 0>> There's a [[Guillotine Salesman]] here.<</if>> You could always stop for a minute and sit on a [[bench]].<<if $dockgirl > 1 && $dockgirl < 6>> The [[Tourist|tourist]] from the docks is here.<</if>> Go to: <<if true>>*[[Shops]] <</if>><<if $hospital > 0>>*[[Hospital]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Main Street]]<</if>> <<if $girlscout > 1 && $girlscout < 10>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>> <<if $girlscout > 11 && $girlscout < 17>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>> <<if $girlscout > 19 && $girlscout < 23>> <<set $girlscout +=1>><</if>>

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> Your local 18+ highschool. How the porn studio affords to rent this thing you'll never know.<<if random(1) == 1 && $schoolprologue == 1>> It looks like the window to the [[Principal's Office|Principalguil]] has been left open.<</if>><<if $rubble > 10000 && $schooldumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster]] behind the school.<</if>> *[[Enter]] Go to: *[[Gym]] *[[Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> <<if $librarian != 6>> The Alley. [[Aurora]] is here, as usual.<<if $Rainbow == true>> You can still see the [[rainbow|R2]]. It's even closer now.<</if>><<if $rubble > 20000 && $rubble < 30000>> No sign of the cop. Should you check out the [[dumpster|finaldump]] again?<</if>><<if $librarian > 3 && $librarian < 8>> The [[Comic Book Girl]] is here.<</if>> Go to:<<if $Roxanne == true>> *[[Main Street]] *[[Roxanne's Hideout]] *[[Pool]] <<else>> *[[Main Street]] *[[Pool]] <</if>> <<else>> You approach the alley when suddenly, you are blinded by a flash of light. [[What's this!?!]] <</if>>

<<if $mugged == 1>><img src="Images/HomeExt.jpg" height=400px> This is it! You've got the milk, and now all you've gotta do is [[take it inside.]] <<else>><img src="Images/Home.jpg" height=400px> <<set $Rainbow to false>> Home sweet home. <<if $Allistate == "Milk Quest">> [[Alli|Alli Milk]] is in the kitchen. <</if>> <<if $Allistate == "Post Milk">> [[There is a note on the table.|Alli Gym]]<</if>> <<if $Allistate == "Post Gym">> [[Alli|Alli Milk 2]] is back in the kitchen. <</if>> Go to *[[Main Street]] *[[Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $milkquest == false>> Hey bro, you're back! Did you pick up any milk? [["No, I didn't. Something...came up."]] <<set $milkquest to true>> <<else>>What's up bro? Alli is still waiting on you to bring her some milk. [[Return|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> You're in your room. The one with the mediocre bed. That's not to say that you don't like it it's just...you get the idea. <<if $lifeguard == 2>>You notice something strange sticking out from [[underneath your bed.]]<</if>> Here you can use the [[Computer]] [[Back|Home]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Really? You should be able to find some at the supermarket. It's right through the park. Sounds like Alli has a quest for you, and if you've got any idea how these porn games tend to work, there's probably a sweet reward for you if you manage to pull it off. [["Thanks"|Home]]

<<if random(1) == 0>> <img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> <<else>><img src="Images/AuroraBack.jpg" height=400px> <</if>> Hey there, MC. Come to browse my wears? Aurora hands you napkin with a list of items written on it. Click on an item to learn more. <<if $hasafro == false>>*[[An Afro]] <</if>><<if $shaggy == 3>>*Ask her if she has any [[Scooby Snacks|a;sldkfj]] <</if>><<if $hasweed == false>>*[[Some Weed]] <</if>><<if true>>*View [[The Game Credits]] <</if>><<if $AuroraReward == 0>>*[[Titty Flash]] <</if>><<if $AuroraReward == 1>>*[[Ass Flash]] <</if>><<if $hasboobjob == true && $timer < turns() && $AuroraReward == 2>>*[[Recieve Boob Job]]<<elseif $AuroraReward == 2 && $hasboobjob == false>>*[[Boob Job]] <</if>>[[Back|Alley]]

<<if $schoolprologue == 0>> <img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> As you try to enter the school you are stopped by a Receptionist. Where do you think your going? "Oh I was just going to have a look at the school." I'm sorry sir. The school is not open to visitors. So unless you've got some reason for being here, I'm going to have ask you to leave. Now looks like a good time to *[[Try and get hired as a teacher]] *Or, you can always [[come back another time|School]] <<elseif $schoolprologue == 1>> <img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> Principals orders, nobody let's you inside. [[Damn|School]] <<else>> <img src="Images/SchoolInterior.jpg" height=400px> The School Lobby. <<if $receptionist < 2>>The [[Receptionist]] is here, filing paperwork.<</if>> Go to: *[[Gym|Gym2]] *[[Class]] *[[Principal's Office]] *[[Teacher's Lounge]] *[[Exit|School]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> <<if $receptionist == 0>> Oh, hey. In between classes? Just one look at her face and you know, it's obvious, she wants you. Part of you honestly wants to ask her to fuck right now. It'd probably work. *Fuck it. Let's just [[ask her for sex.]] *[[Don't ask her for sex.|Enter]] <<else>> I already told you, I can't fuck you while I'm working. [["Sorry"|Enter]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Recept">> <</if>>

<img src="Images/SchoolGym.jpg" height=400px> The school Gym. The Girl's Basketball Team is practicing. <<if $mugged == $muggednum + 1>>You notice [[something on the ground.]]<</if>> *[[Locker Room]] *[[Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/Classroom.jpg" height=400px> <<if $class == 0>> Your class. Just a ring of the bell away from being filled to the brim with slutty school girls. *[[Teach a Class|Get to know the class]] *[[Back|Enter]] <<else>> Your class. It'll be empty until the bell rings.<<if $churchchase == 0>> Should you do some teaching, or maybe try to [[snoop around the girls' desks?]]<</if>> <<if $churchchase >0 && $churchchase < 7>>*[[Snoop around the desks again]] <</if>><<if $smartchase < 2>>*[[Teach a class]] <<elseif $smartchase < 3>>*[[Challenge chase to another battle of wits.]]<<else>> <</if>><<if true>>*[[Back|Enter]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> Did you need something? Give the Principal another <<if $tines > 0>>[[Guillotine]]<<else>>Guillotine (Not enough Guillotines!)<</if>> [[Go Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Angela <3>> The teacher's lounge. It's a lot shittier than you would've imagined. Your coworkers [[Rachel]] and [[Angela]] are eating on seperate sides of the room. [[Back|Enter]] <<elseif $mugged < 12>> The teacher's lounge. It's empty now, Rachel and Angela are nowhere to be found. [[Back|Enter]] <<else>> The teacher's lounge. It's a lot shittier than you would've imagined. <<if $newrachel < 2 && $hasftravel>>Hey, [[Rachel|ididiiioos]] is back!<</if>> [[Back|Enter]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> <<set $schoolprologue to 1>> \ You tell the receptionist that you're here for a job interview. Why didn't you say that in the first place? The Principal's office is down the hall. Looks like she bought it. Let's hope the Principal is as easily fooled. [[To the Principal's office|Principal Prologue]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You enter the Principal's office. A FAT tittied MILF sits across the desk from you. My receptionist tells me your interested in a job. [[Word sure spreads around here fast.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> The Principal motions to the chair in front of her. You take a seat. I'm going to be totally honest here. I don't care about where you went to school, about how long you went to school, or about //why// you went to school. Anyone who's been in this business knows teaching isn't about school! "It's not?" Of course not! [[That works for you.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> I'm glad you and I see eye to eye on this issue. But, with that out of the way, I'm still going to need you to give me a demonstration before I hire you. "A demonstration?" Yes, it's an interviewing process I go through with all of my employees. I just want you to give me a demonstration of your abilities. Something that will...prove your worth, if you know what I mean. Aw yeah. You know where this is going. Well, what are you waiting for? [[Take off your pants.]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> The Principal screams in terror. What the fuck are you doing! This is not going how you planned. Out! OUT! Get out of my office. I never want to see your face in this school again. "But the game didn't give me any other options-" GO! NOW! You should probably [[leave|Morpheus School]] before she starts throwing things.

<img src="Images/School.jpg" height=400px> You're outside the school. Defeated. To your surprise, you see [[Morpheus|contid]] walking on the street.

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You run over to him. Yo! What's up my dude! Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> "Morpheus! Your not going to believe this! We're in a simulation! None of this is real!" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "look">> <img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> ...That's crazy. Morpheus is taking this news a lot better than you thought. [[Next|13242]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> So...what were you doing in the school? "I was trying to get hired as a teacher." What happened? "The principal kicked me out. I guess she didn't like my...interview style" That sucks brother. You know, if you really want to get into that school, you could always Kill the Principal. [["WHAT!"]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You don't know? Babe Quest Senior High operates on a King of the Hill honor system. Whoever kills the principal gets to be the new principal. "There's no way that's true." Nah dude, I'm telling you, it's real. The game even highlighted it in green, so you know its legit. "Somehow I just don't think Killing the Principal is gonna unlock the school. [[Next|458]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> Hey man it's your call. Either way I wish you the best of luck. "Thanks man" You bid Morpheus adieu and head back to the [[School]].

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> You approach the girl scout. <<if $girlscout == 0>> Hi there mister! Do you wanna play a game? *[["Sure! What are the rules?"]] *[[No I hate games|Park]] <<elseif $girlscout == 1 >> Hey there mister! You have another guess? [[Yep|Guessing Game 1]] <<elseif $girlscout ==10>> Hi there mister! You wanna play another game! "Hell yeah I do! [[What's at stake this time?]]" <<elseif $girlscout == 11 >> Hey there mister! Looking for another shot at fucking me? [[You know it|Guessing Game 2]] <<elseif $girlscout == 17>> "You're back!" That I am! "That mean you got another riddle for me?" Of course! Think you've got what it takes? [[Hell yeah!|Guessing Game 3]] <<elseif $girlscout == 18>> Ready to try again? [[Let's do this!|Guessing Game 3]] <<elseif $girlscout == 23>> "You're back!" That I am! "That mean you got another riddle for me?" You know it! [[Let's do it!|Hold on12]] <<elseif $girlscout == 24>> Ready to try again? [[Let's do this!|Guessing Game 4]] <<elseif $girlscout == 25>><<if $impregnation>> Hey, I see you've adjusted your fetish toggles, and your new settings feature this scene! "Does that mean I get to fuck your friend now?" That it does! Head back to your place and she'll be over soon. And remember to check your fetish toggles with each new updat so that you don't miss out on any new content. [[Let's do this!|Girl Scout Sex 4]]<<else>> You're back, and your current fetish settings still have this scene disabled. Are you sure you have your settings right? (This scene will be skipped but you will not miss out on any Babe Points.) *[[I'm sure.|"I've already toggled my fetishes for this update and I'm confident this is a scene I don't want to see."]] *[[Let me double check my settings one last time.|Computer]]<</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> <<if $guil == 0>><<set $guil to 1>> Hey! Wanna buy a guillotine? "Wait this is serious?" Is this serious? Of course, this is serious. I'm the greatest guillotine salesman this side of the Mississippi. Check out the deals on the Head Cleaver 9000. The Guillotine Salesman thrusts a guillotine in your face. "Okay, thanks but [[I really don't think I need a guillotine right now.]]" <<else>> Hey! Wanna buy a guillotine? <<if $BP > 0>> [[Buy a Guillotine]] (1 Babe Point) <<else>> Buy a Guillotine (Not enough Babe Points!) <</if>> [[Back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Shops.jpg" height=400px> The local shopping district.<<if $rubble >10000 && $shopdumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster|dumpster3]] behind the SuperMarket.<</if>><<if $tylerpitch == 2 && $devsex < 2>> The [[dev]] is here.<</if>> Go to:<<if $hasdowntown==false>> [[The Downtown Gate]]<<else>> [[Downtown]]<</if>> [[Clothing Store]] [[Supermarket]] [[Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 1>> The rules are simple! I ask you a riddle and you guess an answer. If you get it right, I'll suck your dick! "Wait, really? That sounds awesome." I'm glad you're excited! You ready for the riddle? [["Absolutely"|Guessing Game 1]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> I start with M, end with X, and have a never ending amount of letters. What am I? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 1]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Mailbox" || $riddle1 == "mailbox">> Yay! You got it! Now let's go back to your apartment so I can suck you off! [[God bless the dev of this game|Girl Scout Sex]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dare2.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 2>> You're not gonna make me beg for it are you? [[Hell no!]]

<img src="Images/PoolExt.jpg" height=400px> The Pool. The Number 1 spot to find hot babes. <<if $poolsclosed == 1>>The guy with the afro is still guarding the entrance.<<if random( 1)==1>>You notice [[another guy]] walking towards the pool.<</if>><</if>><<if $Rainbow == true>> The [[rainbow|sexrainbow]] is directly above the pool.<</if>><<if $rubble >10000 && $pooldumpster == 0>> You notice a [[dumpster|dumpster2]] behind the school.<</if>> <<if $poolsclosed > 1>>[[Enter|Inner Pool]] <<else>>[[Enter|poolsclosed]]<</if>> Go to: *[[Alley]] *[[South Side]]

<<if $hassuit && $hasafro>>This is it, time to put your theory to the test. You put on your suit and afro. [[Let's see if this works.]] <<elseif $poolsclosed == 0>><img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> As you try to enter the pool you are stopped by an afro'd man. Sorry sir, but the Pool's closed. You look over at the pool. Everything seems normal. [["What for?"|nextpool]] <<elseif $poolsclosed == 1>><img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> Pool's still closed. [[Damn|Pool]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/InnerPool.png" height=400px> The pool. Your afro'd brothers hold hands and form symbols in the water.<<if $poolgirl < 3>> You see a good looking [[Girl|Pool Girl]] in the water.<</if>><<if $lifeguard > 0 && $lifeguard < 4>> The [[Lifeguard]] is here.<</if>><<if $salt == 1>> This looks like a good place to use your [[Desalination Device.|2]]<</if>> [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> <<set $poolsclosed to 1>> Aids. Pool's closed due to aids. "Aids?" Aids. The man seems suspiciously satisfied with himself. [["How long until the Pool is open again?"]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> Pool's closed. It doesn't look like this guy is feeling very helpful. Looks like your going to have to come back after you've figured out a way past this guy. [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/OtherGuy.png" height=400px> The guy is dressed up in a suit and...an afro? [[That doesn't look right]]

You watch as the man approaches the pools entrance, expecting him to be turned away by the guy guarding the door. [[Wait a second, what?]]

The guy gaurding the pool just let the other guy in! Wtf is this? You wonder what this guy must have done to get into the pool. Maybe he already has AIDS, or maybe it had to do with the way he dressed. [[Back|Pool]]

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> Don't need a guillotine? Are you crazy? Everybody needs a Guillotine, they're the perfect item for whenever you need to kill someone. Somehow you doubt it's going to be that easy to kill someone with a Guillotine, also how the fuck are you supposed to carry that thing around anyways? You decide to [[get out of there|Park]] before she starts doing demonstrations.

<img src="Images/Guil.jpg" height=400px> <<set $tines += 1>><<set $BP += -1>> Thanks for your business! Guillotine was added to your inventory. How the hell did I fit that in there? [[Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You sneak into the Principal's office through the window. What the hell are you doing here! Shit! You forgot to make sure the Principal was out before sneaking in. I'm calling the police! Fuck, looks like you'd better *[[Run!|School]] <<if $tines > 0>>*[[Use a Guillotine]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> You whip a Guillotine out of your inventory. Holy shit is that a Guillotine? "...yes?" You're so fucking cool! The Principal starts sucking you off in earnest. [[Seriously?|Fuckprinci]]

<img src="Images/Prin2.gif" height=400px> The Principal goes to town on your cock. I wake up everyday hoping a man will bring a guillotine into my office, and now here you are. [[Fuck her|123234]]

<img src="Images/Prin4.gif" height=400px> This is the best day of my life. [[Cowgirl|239048]]

<img src="Images/Prin3.gif" height=400px> Yess! Fuck me! [[Doggystyle|2131324]]

<img src="Images/Prin1.gif" height=400px> Epstein didn't kill himself! Wait what? [[Cum|12146789]]

<img src="Images/Prin5.gif" height=400px> <<set $BP += 1>> You cum all over the principal. It feels good, but it would feel better if Epstein had been able to testify. That was amazing! Anybody who dicks me down like that //must// be given a job at the school. [[For real?]]

<img src="Images/Prin.png" height=400px> That's right big guy! From this point on you can consider yourself a member of our faculty. [[Alright!|School]] A Guillotine was removed from your inventory. You can now work as a Teacher! <<set $schoolprologue to 2>> <<set $tines += -1>>

<img src="Images/DareBJ1.gif" height=400px> The girl scout takes your cock in her mouth. [[That's what I'm talking about]]

<img src="Images/DareBJ2.gif" height=400px> You fuck her mouth. [[Continue]]

<img src="Images/DareBJ3.gif" height=400px> The blowjob continues, but honestly this clip looks pretty similar to the last one. How many of these blowjob clips do you think we need anyways? [[Let's just skip to the Cumshot]]

<img src="Images/DareFinish.gif" height=400px> <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 2>> 'Nuf said. [[Finish|Your Room]]

You log onto your computer. [[Toggle Fetishes]] [[Buy_Game_Hacks.xyz]] [[Exit|Your Room]]

<<if $clotheshifts != 14>><img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px><</if>> <<if $clotheshifts != 5 && $clotheshifts != 10 && $clotheshifts != 14>> <<if $clothingstore == 0>> <<set $clothingstore to 1>>You enter the clothing store. A woman greets you at the door. Hi there! How can I help you. [["I'd like to buy a suit"]] [["I'd like a job"|Place]] <<else>><<if $bowser != 1>> Hey, you're back! Feel like working a shift? <<if $naked == 1>>[[Look for clothes for the naked girl.]] <</if>>[[Let's do it]] [[Nah|Shops]] <<else>> You enter the shop, but somehow something seems different. The shop owner peeks her head out from the back. Hey, just in time! I need you to help this gentleman in the back with a fitting. "What? I mean. Okay." Something fishy is definitely going on here, but your not the kind of man to turn down a location specific game event. [[Head to the back]] <</if>> <</if>> <</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 5>><<set $clotheshifts to 6>> The store owner approaches you. Hey! I've been looking all over for you. You've been putting a lot of work in around here lately. [["I suppose I have."]] <</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 10>><<set $clotheshifts to 11>><<if $hassuit == true>> The store owner approaches you. Hey there! How's my favorite employee doing? "Pretty good I guess." I'm glad to hear it! So listen, I was thinking it's about time I gave you another reward for all your hard work. Only, I already gave you that suit you wanted. Is there anything else I could give you to reward you for your efforts? The owner looks at you with hunger in her eyes. [["I think I can come up with something."|"Boy do I!"]] <<else>> The store owner approaches you. Hey there! How's my favorite employee doing? "Pretty good I guess." I'm glad to hear it! So listen, I was thinking it's about time I gave you another reward for all your hard work. What do you say, I give you that suit you asked for? [["That'd be great"]] <</if>><</if>><<if $clotheshifts == 14>><<set $clotheshifts to 15>><img src="Images/AuroraClothes.png" height=400px> To your surprise, Aurora walks into the shop. "Hey Aurora! What're you doing so far from the alley?" What does it look like I'm doing? I'm shopping for clothes. The real question is, what are YOU doing here. [["What do you mean?"|gyghbhjk]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Supermarket.jpg" height=400px> You enter the supermarket Here you can <<if $milkquest == true>>*Look for some [[milk|Look for some Milk]] <</if>><<if $hasbread == 0>>*Buy some [[bread]] <</if>><<if $hasbadge == false>>*Check out the new strength [[Exhibit]] <</if>><<if $shaggy == 2>>*Look for some [[Scooby Snacks]] <</if>><<if $lemonade == 2>>*Buy some [[lemons.]] <</if>><<if $mascot == 2>>*Buy some [[mustard.]] <</if>><<if $mascot == 4>>*Buy some [[ketchup.]] <</if>><<if $mascot == 6>>*Buy some [[relish.]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Go Back|Shops]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Sure thing! How much money are you looking to spend? Wait a second, who said anything about money? "You guys don't take babe points?" What are babe points? [[This might be a problem]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Listen, if you're hard on cash, I could let you work here in the shop. I've been needing someone to help me out during the busy hours. *[[Well, I guess I've got nothing better to do.|Place]] *[[What, you mean like grinding? No thanks chief.]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Awesome! Just let me know when you want to work! That whole interaction seemed a bit too easy. [[At least you've got a job now.|Shops]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Okay, well if you ever change your mind, you're free to stop by and work a shift. [[Later|Shops]]

<img src="Images/ClothingShop.jpg" height=400px> <<set _rand to random(10)>> <<set $clotheshifts++>> <<if _rand < 4 && $lyfter == 0>> You work your shift. You notice a [[poorly cropped girl|shady looking girl]] in the shutterstock section. *[[Go Home|Shops]] and go home. <<elseif _rand < 8>> <<if $hascam == false>> A normal day. Finish up and [[Go home|Home]]<<else>>A normal day.<<if $camera == 1>> *Check and see if the [[spy cam]] caught anything. *Forget it and [[go home|Home]] <<else>> [[Go Home|Shops]] <</if>> <</if>> <<else>> While working your shift, you notice a ''couple'' sneak into the changing room together. *[[Try and take a peak]] *[[Forget it|Shops]] and go home. <</if>>

<<if $camera == 1>>You turn on the feed to your hidden camera. <img src="Images/Couple.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <<else>> No luck! You can't figure out a way to peak on them. Maybe if got your hands on a a spy cam you could hide it somewhere and see what they were doing in there. [[Go home|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> You get a closer look at the girl. She looks terrible. It's like the dev couldn't find any images of this pornstar in a clothing store so he decided to photoshop her into one. Only the photoshop job makes it look like the dev is a blind toddler with baloon animals for hands. Wait a minute, she's [[stealing!]]

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> "Hey, you! I saw that, you're trying to steal from the store!" So? Is that a problem? *Is that a problem? [[Of course its a problem!]] *Actually...[[not really.]] I'm pretty sure this is just a videogame

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> Okay, well what are you gonna do about it? "I've got half a mind to call the police, that is unless you want to...give me a good reason to let you off the hook." You give the shady girl a lewd look. Ha! You wish, pervert! You don't have any proof that I tried to steal this. No way you're blackmailing me. <<if $camera == 1>> [[That's what you think]] <<else>> Damn. She's right. You should see if you can get your hands on a spy cam so the next time this happens you'll be prepared. Let her off the hook, and [[go home.|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Stealing.jpg" height=400px> Hey! Thanks man. You're the best! The girl runs out of the store. You finish up your shift and [[head home.|Home]]

<img src="Images/lyfter.jpg" height=400px> You take the shop lifter back into your office. You show her the footage from your spy cam. Okay, I get it! You fucking caught my ass. Now am I gonna fuck you, or are you gonna call the cops? [["Huh?"|bhujhnhjij]]

<img src="Images/MilkAisle.jpg" height=400px> You go over to the milk aisle, but to your surprise. There's no milk anywhere. [["What the hell?"]]

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> You walk over to a store representative. Can I help you? [["Yeah. Where's all the milk?"]]

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> The Store Representative sighs. I really wish you hadn't asked me that. The Store representative pulls out a <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/Gun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> [[Run!]]

You turn to run, but before you can gain any ground, something SMASHES into the back of your skull. The world [[fades to black.]]

[[Next.|ogijqr]]

[[Next.|akl;]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> After two hours you finally come to. Let's hope that there's no brain damage in this game. [[Where am I?]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You're in some kind of underground dungeon. You try to stand up, but your hands and feet are bound with rope. So he's finally awake. You hear a voice outside. It sounds orange. Shit! [[Someone's coming!|someone's coming]].

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Funny, you don't look like a cop. Standing before you is a beautiful babe. Figures. "That's because I'm not." Oh yeah, then why don't you tell me what you were doing in the milk aisle? "Looking for milk?" Is everyone in this town crazy? [[Jeez.]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> The bodacious babe SLAMS you against the wall. Cut the crap punk! Who do you work for? What do you know? You struggle to break from her grasp. "I'm telling you, I don't know anything. I was just trying to get some milk." Your captor stares into your eyes. It's like she's trying to read your soul like that guy in that Bong Joon-ho movie. What was his name again...Inspector Park, maybe? Yeah, I think that was it. She stares into your eyes like Inspector Park. [[Next|cyuhb]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> She releases you. Something in your eyes must have one her over. Mom always said you were a charmer. Alright, so maybe your not a cop. But how do I know I can trust you? You look back up at the babe. [["I don't even know who you are."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You mean you haven't heard of Roxanne Graves? The town's undesputed Queen of Crime? "..." Seriously? "...you do seem cool though." Roxanne sighs. We have //got// to get better publicity people. Roxanne curses herself under her breath. She's not even paying attention to you anymore. [[Um...So can I go now?]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Not so fast buddy. You might not be a cop, but you do know all about my operations. I need to know that I can trust you before I'm willing to let you go. Uh oh, you feel another quest coming on. [["What do you need me to do?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne gets a crazy look in her eye. I want you to blow up a building. Any building, I just want to watch it burn! You can't believe what your hearing. Too much? [["Maybe just a little."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Alright fine. The arsony can wait. I guess for now, just go find me a four leaf clover. "Seriously? Where the hell am I gonna find a four leaf clover." If I knew I wouldn't ask you for one. Bring it back here, and I'll be convinced you're on my side. You get the feeling finding a four leaf clover is going to be one hell of a headache. [["Is that all I'm gonna get for this stupid fetch quest?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> What? Me letting you live wasn't enough? Alright, I'll tell you what. If you can find me a four leaf clover, I'll let you fuck one of my girls. "Wait seriously?" Sure. My henchwomen are overworked enough as it is. Do the job, and you can have your way with them. I guess there's really nothing left to say. [["I'm in."|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $Allistate to "Post Milk">> <<set $milkquest to false>> <<set $Roxanne to true>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover">>

<img src="Images/RoxHideout.jpg" height=300px> <<if $bowser == 2>> You stumble into Roxanne's Hideout. A bit high strung from carrying this girl around in your inventory for so long. Everything alright? [[Next|kdsak]] <<elseif $bowser == 3>><<if $tines > 0>> You hurry back to Roxanne's, guillotine in hand. You see that preparations are well underway. But something is off. [["Hey, where is everybody?"]]<<else>> What are you doing? You need to pick up a Guillotine from the park! [[Right|Alley]] <</if>> <<else>> You're in Roxanne's Hideout. [[Roxanne]] is here, along with two of her henchwomen, [[Amber]] and [[Courtney]]. [[Exit to the Alley|Alley]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest== "Clover">> Just bring me that clover, and I'll make sure your dick is satisfied. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>> <<if $Roxannequest== "Clover Done">> You hand Roxanne the Four Leaf Clover Well, well, well. I didn't think you had it in you. "Well, it wasn't easy." I'll bet. They're incredibly rare in this town. You could search a clover field for years and you still probably wouldn't find one. Seriously? Who would do such a thing? [["So you think you can trust me now?"][$Roxannequest to "Clover New"]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>What are you waiting for? My henchwomen aren't gonna fuck themselves! [[Right.|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Clover Finished" || $Roxannequest == "Post Diamond">> Hey there tough guy. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2">> Hey there tough guy. [[Ask Roxanne for help.]] [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <</if>><<if $Roxannequest == "cafe">> You can find the south side by walking past the pool. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Amber.jpg" height=400px> Do you need something? [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>*[[Tell her about Roxanne's deal]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> Yes? [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<if $Roxannequest == "Clover New">>*[[Tell her about Roxanne's deal|NEWASDKFJ:]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/bench.jpg" height=400px> You sit down on a bench in front of the pond. It's peaceful here. <<set $cheese to random(10)>> Here you can: <<if $hasbread < 2>>*[[Feed the ducks]] <</if>><<if true>>*Look at the [[clover field]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Go Back|Park]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/ducks.jpg" height=400px> <<if $hasbread == 0>> Feed the ducks with what? [[My bad|Park]] <<elseif $hasbread == 1>> <<set $hasbread to 0>> You break off pieces of the bread loaf you bought to feed the ducks. It's peaceful. You wonder sometimes if it would just be easier to don a duckbill and live amongst them in that pond. [[Keep feeding the ducks.]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/clover1.jpg" height=400px> You have a look at the clover field. It spans for miles. <<if $haskey == 0>> For some reason, part of you thinks it would be a good idea to jump into that field and search for key items. [[Let's do it!]] [[Maybe later|bench]] <<else>> Let's not do this okay? [[Back|bench]] <</if>>

<<if $cheese > 7>><img src="Images/DuckettaRise.gif" height=400px> <<set $hasbread to 2>> Suddenly, a beautiful woman pulls herself out of the pond. Greetings mortal. [[What the fuck!]] <<else>><img src="Images/ducks.jpg" height=400px> You feed the ducks until you run out of bread. You sigh. It's time to head [[back to reality.|Park]] Bread was removed from your inventory. <<set $hasbread to false>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Ducketta.png" height=400px> Do not be alarmed. I am Ducketta, the Queen of the Ducks. I've come to reward you for taking such good care of my subjects. Are you seriously about to fuck the Queen of the ducks? [[I mean...]]

<img src="Images/Supermarket.jpg" height=400px> <<set $hasbread to 1>> You buy yourself a loaf of bread for the road. [[Back|Shops]] Bread was added to your inventory

<img src="Images/Ducketta1.gif" height=400px> You take the Duck Queen back to your room. Things are off to a good start. [[Next|ghjnvf]]

<img src="Images/Clover1.jpg" height=400px> You jump into the clovers. You get on your hands and knees and start looking at each and every clover. [[there's got to be something worth finding in here]]

<img src="Images/Clover2.jpg" height=400px> Hours pass. Still no luck. Maybe it's best to save this for another day. [[No! We can't quit now!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover3.jpg" height=400px> You toil through. Even more hour pass. You develop blisters all over your fingertips. The harsh summer sun drains every last drop of sweat from your body. You should really probably head back. [[Like Hell I will!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover4.jpg" height=400px> Hours turn into days. You're barely a man at this point. Reduced to a clover searching zombie. Your friends can't recognize you. You've become a husk, children cry when they see you. You still haven't found anything noteworthy amongst the clovers. [[I must keep going! They wouldn't have put this area here for nothing!]] [[Head Back|Park]]

<img src="Images/Clover.jpg" height=400px> Days turn into weeks. The people of the town have come to refer to your patch of clovers as "the death-walker's field." Your heart has long since stopped beating. It is only your earth-shattering determination that keeps your bodily functions going. In a last ditch effort, the owner of the park sends someone in to try and [[talk you out of this whatever you're still doing in the clover field.]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> You struggle to speak. "M-m-Morpheus...is-is that you?" Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/fistbump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> You gotta stop this bro. "No, I can't. I know if I keep doing this, it'll somehow get me laid." [[Next|tyujbvg]]

<img src="Images/Morpheus.jpg" height=400px> That may be true. But sometimes you have to recognize when to stop. You have to recognize when it stops being worth it. "Oh yeah? And what would you know about sacrafice? When was the last time you suffered for a cause!" You honestly can't believe this. Morpheus is your friend. You thought that he, of all people, should be able to understand. Trust me bro. I know what it's like to work for something too hard, too want for something too much. That's why I'm begging you, please. If there's any part of my friend still in there, to stop this now. Stop this, before you make a mistake you can never make right. You look down at the field. Still so much unsearched. Do you: *[[Go with Morpheus|Park]] *Tell him you're sorry. But [[you need to keep searching]]

<img src="Images/Clover.jpg" height=400px> Morpheus leaves. Good. Now you can focus on what really matters. These clovers. [[Next|fghjkbv]]

<img src="Images/Clover5.jpg" height=400px> It's been years now. Time is meaningless. There is no day, there is no night. There is only this field and its unremarkable clovers. You sink to your knees. You're sure you've looked at this patch of clovers before, but you can no longer tell what you have and haven't searched. In the end, it probably doesn't matter. It's clear to you now that this was never about finding something. It was about giving your life to something greater. Giving your life to the clovers. Wait a second, is that a [[Key]] in the grass over there?

<img src="Images/Key.jpg" height=400px> Would you look at that. You found a key! [[Sweet!|Park]] A Strange Key was added to your inventory. <<set $haskey to 1>>

<img src="Images/Rainbow.jpg" height=400px> Such a pretty rainbow. It looks like it touches down somewhere near the Pool. [[Back|Main Street]]

<img src="Images/Rainbow2.jpg" height=400px> You're even closer now. The rainbow is definitely overtop of the pool. [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Rainbow3.jpg" height=400px> The rainbow touches ground directly behind the pool. That must be its source. [[Check for a pot of gold]] behind the pool! [[Go back|Pool][$Rainbow to false]]

<img src="Images/Field.jpg" height=400px> You walk behind the pool. There's an old soccer field back here. It doesn't look like there's any gold though. Looking for something? You hear a voice behind you. [["Who's there?"]]

<img src="Images/Lep.jpg" height=400px> You turn around, you see a beautiful teen dressed in green clothes. Tee hee! Me silly, I'm a leprechaun. I wait at the end of the rainbow for cute guys to find me! [["Oh yeah? And what do you do that for?"]]

<img src="Images/Lep.jpg" height=400px> The leprechaun bites her lip promiscuously. Why don't you come over here and find out. [[Take her|fghjk,]]

<img src="Images/Lep1.gif" height=400px> Holy fuck! That chick wasn't messing around. You guys are really going at it. [[Hell yeah we are!|Now is not the time for such questions.]]

<img src="Images/Lep2.gif" height=400px> Sex. [[Fuck yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Lep3.gif" height=400px> More sex. [[Time to cum|0987yghn]]

<img src="Images/Lep4.gif" height=400px> Now that's what I'm talking about. [[Back|Your Room]] You got a four leaf clover. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Done">>

<img src="Images/Ducketta2.gif" height=400px> Now we're talking. [[Next|1xcvbnm]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta3.gif" height=400px> Wait a second. Is that Christmas tree //still// up in your room? [[It is.]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta4.gif" height=400px> God damn it! You promised yourself you'd have it taken down by yesterday at the latest. [[How could you have let this happen?]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta6.gif" height=400px> This always happens. You tell yourself that this time it'll be different. That this time, you'll do what you promise to do. But look at you now. You were supposed to get rid of that tree days ago, but here you are fucking the Queen of the Ducks. This is how it is now. You'll never be able to accomplish anything you want to. You're just going to keep on failing and failing until one day you're old and dead and you have nothing to show for the life you lived! That is, [[unless...]]

<img src="Images/Tree1.png" height=400px> You tell the Ducketta that you'll be right back, there's something you need to take care of first. You grab the tree out of your room and [[drag it outside.]]

<img src="Images/tree2.jpg" height=400px> It's done, they said it was impossible, but you pulled it off. From here on out your going to be taking care of yourself, one tree at a time. [["Now where was I?"]]

Aww yeah! <img src="Images/Ducketta5.gif" height=400px> Quack! [[Did Ducketta just quack?]]

<img src="Images/Ducketta7.gif" height=400px> You nut. You feel pride well up inside you. Not only did you just get laid, but you also finally have a reason to believe in yourself again. [[You did good.|Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You've earned much more than my trust. Like I promised, I've got one fresh pussy for you whenever you're ready. "You're serious!" Yep! Just walk over to one of my girls and let them know I said you could fuck them. [[Alright!|Roxanne's Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Amber.jpg" height=400> "Actually, yeah I do. Roxanne told me that if I brought her a four leaf clover, I could...Fuck you?" You can hardly believe your saying this. Amber smiles. And you're choosing me! Yay! I was really hoping you would! "Well I mean...yeah of course I picked you." Let's be real here, we both know you're gonna use the roll-back feature to that you can see both of the sex scenes, but Amber doesn't need to know that. Well what are we waiting for? [["What, right here?"]]

Of course, silly. Now give me your cock! <img src="Images/Amber1.gif" height=400> You oblige. [[Next|vbjkl]]

<img src="Images/Amber2.gif" height=400> Oh my god! You're so good at this. [[Gee, thanks.]]

<img src="Images/Amber3.gif" height=400> Yesss fuck me! [[Cum]]

<img src="Images/Amber4.gif" height=400> Wow. That was amazing. You're so much better than the last guy I was with. "I am?" Definitely. He used save scumming to see more than one sex scene for completing one mission. [["Wow, he sounds like an asshole."]]

<img src="Images/Amber.png" height=400> He was. [[Back|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Finished">>

<<if $locker == 0>><<if $class == 1>><img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> You walk into the locker room and- Looking for something? Oh shit? Is this the wrong locker room? Not that you're complaining, but you'd better think up an excuse if it is. "Uh..." Hey! I'm just messing with you. Everybody knows falculty are free to enter whichever locker room they want. Hi, I'm Coach Amy. You're the new guy right? [["That's me"]] <<else>><img src="Images/LockerRoom.jpg" height=400px> The Locker Room. [[Back|Gym2]] <</if>><<else>><img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> The Locker Room, [[Coach Amy]] is here. <<if $churchchase > 0>> *[[Colorful Locker]] *[[Back|Gym2]] <<else>> [[Back|Gym2]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Rachel == 0>>You sit down next to Rachel. "Hi there, I'm-" Oh my gosh! Rachel jumps out of her seat. <<linkappend "Coffee spills all over the table">> <img src="Images/Coffee.jpg" height=225> <</linkappend>> [["Holy shit. Are you okay?"]]<<elseif $Angela < 1 && $Rachel ==1>>Rachel gives you a shy smile. Hi again. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge]]<<elseif $Rachel ==1>>You sit down next to Rachel, there's this weird looking box sitting on the table. "Hey! What's with the box?" What, this? It's just an old thing I could never throw out. [["What do you mean?"]]<<elseif $Rachel ==2 && $haskey == false>>Rachel is staring at her box again. It's honestly kind of weird. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge]]<<elseif $Rachel ==2 && $haskey == true>> Rachel is staring at her box again. It's honestly kind of weird. "Hey Rachel, you're not going to believe this, but [[I actually found this weird key in the park.]]" <</if>> <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Cheeky Bastard">>

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> You take a seat next to Angela. She gives you a disinterested look. Hey there new guy. "Hey there." <<if $Angela == 0>>[["Why are you sitting over here by yourself?"]]<<elseif $Angela == 1>>It doesn't seem like Angela has much else to say at the moment. [[Back|Teacher's Lounge]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Angela laughs. Hmm. Let's just say me and little miss prude over there haven't been getting along that well lately. [["I'm sorry to hear that."]]

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> I'm not worried about it. Angela goes back to her sandwich. You figure it's best that you [[leave|Teacher's Lounge][$Angela to 1]].

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Rachel grabs some napkins and does her best to clean up the mess. I'm fine, I'm fine. It's not a big deal. I just get a bit jumpy around strangers. You hear Angela chuckle from the other side of the room. You really gave me the heebies jeebies just now. What are you doing in the teacher's lounge? [["I'm the new hire."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. The Principal was telling me about you. She says you're...a fan of Robespierre? "Ha! I suppose that's one way of putting it." Sure. Whatever that means. Rachel seems down about something. [["Hey, are you alright?"]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> What do you mean? "It's just, you looked a little down. Are you still upset about the coffee?" I'm fine, really. I've just...got a lot on my plate right now. You know what I mean? You get the impression Rachel doesn't really want to talk about this. "Yeah. I get it. It was nice meeting you." You decide to [[leave her alone]] for a bit.

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> As you turn to leave, Rachel grabs your arm. Wait. I wanted...I wanted to say... "Yes?" Just thank you. Thanks for asking about me. Even if your a stranger, it means a lot. You smile. "No problem. [[I'm sure things will straighten themselves out eventually.]]"

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah, and one more thing, before you go. "What's that?" From one coworker to another. Don't trust Angela. She's bad news. [[Leave|Teacher's Lounge][$Rachel to 1]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Rachel sighs. When I was a little girl I used to go out and play in the park out past main street. One day, while I was playing I found this locked box on a bench, just sort of sitting there. It seemed sad all by itself, so I took it home with me. "You grabbed a random box off of a park bench?" Yeah...I guess I thought it was the right thing to do somehow. It really shouldn't matter so much to me now, but ever since the day I took it home, I've wanted to find the key to the box. I know I could just pay some car mechanic to open it or something, but that just doesn't sit well with me. I like to do things the right way when I can, and it would just feel wrong to smash open something that was never mine to begin with. "Okay, [[but why bring it to school.]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> I don't know. It's just like when I took the box in the first place. Something just told me it was the right thing to do. <<if $haskey == true>>"This is going to sound crazy, but the other day [[I actually found this weird key in the park.]]"<<else>>"Huh. Best of luck then." Thanks [[Back|Teacher's Lounge][$Rachel to 2]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You did? Do you think we should try it on the box? [["It can't hurt."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You press the key into the lock. Miraculously it clicks! You give the key a turn and the box pops open! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH! We did it! We actually FREAKING DID IT! Can you believe this? Can you? CAN YOU! Rachel starts shaking you by the collar. She's positively raving. "Yes! Yes I can. It's amazing." It //is// amazing! This is incredible! You-You're incredible. You found the key I've been looking for all my life. I don't know what to say. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you! You're the best! She gives you a hug. Which is actually really nice, considering most girls you meet usually fuck you and then just sort of dissapear. [["What's inside?"]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Let's find out. Rachel opens the box and pulls out- A spy camera? That's a weird thing to put in a box. Oh well, it doesn't matter what was inside. I'm just glad I finally got to open it. "So you're saying you don't want the spycam?" Nope. I don't suppose you'd want it by any chance? [["Well..."]]

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> You convince Rachel to give you the spy cam. She's plenty happy to, after all, you found the key. I still can't get over this. Wow, just wow. We'll have to talk about this when I get back from my fourth hour. Rachel grabs her things and heads for the door. I'll see you soon. [["Bye"]] You got a Spy Cam! Strange Key was removed from your inventory. <<set $camera to 1>>

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> You lean back in your chair. What a great day. You helped Rachel fulfil her life's dream, you got a sweet spy camera, and you still have half an hour before you have to go back to work. All this day need now is just a little couchie and you'll be- Hey, new guy. [["Hm?"]]

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Angela slides into the seat across from you. I need you to fuck me. "What?" It'll be quick, just ram my pussy until I can't walk and I should be good. "What? [[Why?]]"

<img src="Images/Angela.jpg" height=400px> Do you need a reason? I don't know, I guess I like guys who open boxes. Yeah, that's it actually. I really, //really// like guys who open boxes. Now fuck me already. Something about this doesn't feel right. "I don't know Angela. Rachel told me you were bad news." That bitch. She wouldn't know bad news if it bit her on the dick. [["Wait, what are you..."]]

<img src="Images/Angela1.gif" height=400px> Angela rips your cock out of your pants. [[Here we go again.]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.gif" height=400px> At this point, it'd be rude NOT to fuck her. Fuck! Do you think you can pick me up? [["I can try"]]

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> You stand up to address the class. Your fist day as a teacher, who would've thought that you'd be back in High School after all this time. "Good morning students, allow me to introduce yourself, my name is-" Is this guy serious right now? One of your students interupts your speech. Hey buddy! You can cut the crap. We know the only reason you're here is because you "sweet talked" the principle into giving you a job. Chase, stop it! Give our new teacher a chance! Introducing yourself may have to wait. Looks like you're going to have to get a [[handle on these students first.]]

<img src="Images/Prin2.gif" height=400px> Yes! Yes! YES! I FUCKING LOVE GUILLOTINES! The Principal starts sucking you off. It's just like last time. [[Cool!]]

<img src="Images/Prin1.gif" height=400px> Now she's riding your cock. Again, it really is a lot like last time. Mmmm yes! Fuck me! [[Next|xcfghjk]]

<img src="Images/Prin3.gif" height=400px> All the gifs are going to be the same aren't they? There was no point in buying that second guillotine. Fuck! It gets better every time! [[Next|ftydfg]]

<img src="Images/Prin4.gif" height=400px> But does it Principal, does it really? Is it really great to fuck the same person over and over again? Doesn't it get old eventually? It just never gets old! Sigh, well if you say so. [[Cum|cfgyujhgc]]

<img src="Images/Prin5.gif" height=400px> Fuck yeah. [[Back|Enter]] You lost a Guillotine. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $tines += -1>>

<img src="Images/Angela3.gif" height=400px> Being trapped in a porn game does have its advantages. Now show me all that cum you've got stored up for me. [[If you say so]]

<img src="Images/Angela4.gif" height=400px> You cum all over Angela's face. It's amazing, it's- WHAT ARE YOU DOING! [[Uh oh]]

<img src="Images/Rachel2.jpg" height=400px> It's Rachel. It looks like she saw everything. "Rachel, please. I can explain." I don't want an explanation! I want to live in a world where the guys I like don't suddenly start FUCKING other people the MINUTE I turn my back on them! [["Rachel, wait!"]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.jpg" height=400px> Rachel runs out the door, tears streaming. Angela throws her clothes back on. HAhaha! That was awesome! Angela is just giddy. "Awesome, what do you mean awesome?" Did you see her face! HA! We got her so good. [[Next|vghjkl;]]

<img src="Images/Angela2.jpg" height=400px> "Angela, I didn't want to 'get Rachel' I think we might have really hurt her feelings." Angela laughs. Don't you get it, new guy? I only fucked you to get to her. "Why would you do that to her?" Hmph. I don't know, I guess I just get a kick out of treating the dreams of pretty girls like her the same way they've always treated me. I wouldn't worry to much about my motivations if I were you though. You got laid, that should be enough I would think. [[Next|jop]]

<img src="Images/TeachersLounge.jpg" height=400px> And with that, Angela walks off, leaving you alone in the teacher's lounge. [[Shit. What have I done?|Enter]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Angela to 3>>

<img src="Images/Afro.jpg" height=400px> It's an attachable afro, like for costume or something. Since when did this game have avatar customization? The Afro is 1 Babe Point Buy it? (<<if $BP > 0>> *[[Hell Yeah|buyafro]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enough Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Afro.jpg" height=400px> An Afro was added to your inventory. Sweet! [[Back|Aurora]] <<set $hasafro to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Don't sell yourself short. You've really made a difference around here. I was thinking that after all your hard work, I should try and reward you in some way. "Reward?" Yeah, I was thinking I could get you that suit you wanted, that is, unless you have something else in mind... The owner looks at you with hunger in her eyes. *[["Boy do I!"]] *"It's a tempting offer. But I think I'll [[Take the suit]]."

<img src="Images/Clothes1.gif" height=400px> You take the store owner back to your house. The sex commences immediately. You've got such a great cock! Now fuck me doggystyle! [["You got it Boss!"]]

<img src="Images/Suit.jpg" height=400px> It's all yours. Check it out! A Schwanky suit! "Thanks!" Hey, it's like I said, you earned it. I'll have to think of something different to give you if you work any more shifts. The store owner give you a suggestive wink. [[Better get back to it then!|Clothing Store]] A Suit has been added to your Inventory. <<set $hassuit to true>>

<<set _rand to random(3)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Change1.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Change2.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Change3.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>><<if _rand == 3>><img src="Images/Change4.gif" height=400px> [[Nice!|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> "Listen, Courtney, I was talking to Roxanne and she actually told me that-" Did you make a deal with Roxanne so that you could fuck one of us? "Yes actually." I thought as much. Welp, I guess you better whip out your cock. [[Can't argue with that.]]

<img src="Images/C1.jpg" height=400px> Courtney grabs your cock. "Hey wait a minute! That's not an animated GIF! You're right it's not. [["What gives"]]

<img src="Images/C2.jpg" height=400px> I'm gonna fuck you with pictures, Jpegs. That gonna be a problem? "I mean, I guess not, But where are my GIFs? I've grown so accustomed to them. [[Next|tyuik,l]]

<img src="Images/C1.jpg" height=400px> Listen, I know you may have wanted to fuck me with GIFs, but you should give this a try. It'll be in HD! Jesus she's talkative. When is she gonna start fucking you? [["Alright, I like the idea. Let's fuck already."]]

<img src="Images/C2.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you're warming up to the idea. Plus, did you know that Jpegs take up WAY less space than GIFs do? For the love of god. Drop the GIF commentary already. "That's so interesting Courtney." I know right? Did you know we could cut the size of Babe Quest by 90 percent if we switch all of our sex scenes over to jpgs? Now let me get a taste of that cock. [["Finally"|fyufguihv]]

<img src="Images/C3.jpg" height=400px> Phew. Looks like even Courtney can't talk and suck cock at the same time. [[Next|ghjihvbjknb]]

<img src="Images/C5.jpg" height=400px> You pull Courtney on top of you. Much to your dismay, she immediately begins talking again. Also, while we're on the subject of GIF's, have you noticed how each girl you fuck, only get's something like 3-4 gifs per sex scene. [["I thought that was just the Dev being lazy"]]

<img src="Images/C6.jpg" height=400px> Not this time. He's gotta stay light on the GIFs so that the game isn't too much of a burden to download. If we had Jpeg sex scenes, the sex could be so much longer! You've had about all you can stand from this conversation. Oooh! Oooh! I forgot to mention, if we switched the sex scenes to GIFs then- [[COURTNEY!|ertghikmkjhvf]]

<img src="Images/C7.jpg" height=400px> ...what "Do you think we could just...fuck quietly for a while. For me?" ok. Courtney stops talking. Finally. Now you can [[fuck her in peace.|uhbjkm,.]]

<img src="Images/C8.jpg" height=400px> Courtney was right about one thing, these Jpeg sex scenes sure are long. [[Next|hjbjkjmkbhgvfxcfg]]

<img src="Images/C9.jpg" height=400px> I mean they're REALLY long. [[Next|xzasdfdewrtghbn]]

<img src="Images/C11.jpg" height=400px> To be honest, it's kinda a bit awkward now. Sure the GIF talk was annoying, but now Courtney's not making noise at all. Like, she's not even moaning. Maybe you should say something, you know, just to get her talking again. [["Hey Courtney"]]

<img src="Images/C4.jpg" height=400px> Yes? Shit, now what? Think, what does Courtney like to talk about? Come on, think, THINK "...is there anything else you wanted to tell me about GIF's?" GOD DAMNIT! Actually there was one more thing. [["What was it?"]]

<img src="Images/C13.jpg" height=400px> The Graphics Interchange Format (GIF /dʒɪf/ JIF or /ɡɪf/ GHIF), is a bitmap image format that was developed by a team at the online services provider CompuServe led by American computer scientist Steve Wilhite on June 15, 1987.[1] It has since come into widespread usage on the World Wide Web due to its wide support and portability between many applications and operating systems. The format supports up to 8 bits per pixel for each image, allowing a single image to reference its own palette of up to 256 different colors chosen from the 24-bit RGB color space. It also supports animations and allows a separate palette of up to 256 colors for each frame. These palette limitations make GIF less suitable for reproducing color photographs and other images with color gradients, but it is well-suited for simpler images such as graphics or logos with solid areas of color. GIF images are compressed using the Lempel–Ziv–Welch (LZW) lossless data compression technique to reduce the file size without degrading the visual quality. This compression technique was patented in 1985. Controversy over the licensing agreement between the software patent holder, Unisys, and CompuServe in 1994 spurred the development of the Portable Network Graphics (PNG) standard. By 2004 all the relevant patents had expired.The original version of GIF was called 87a.[1] In 1989, CompuServe released an enhanced version, called 89a,[2] which added support for animation delays (multiple images in a stream were already supported in 87a), transparent background colors, and storage of application-specific metadata. The 89a specification also supports incorporating text labels as text (not embedding them in the graphical data), but as there is little control over display fonts, this feature is not widely used. The two versions can be distinguished by looking at the first six bytes of the file (the "magic number" or signature), which, when interpreted as ASCII, read "GIF87a" and "GIF89a", respectively. CompuServe encouraged the adoption of GIF by providing downloadable conversion utilities for many computers. By December 1987, for example, an Apple IIGS user could view pictures created on an Atari ST or Commodore 64.[3] GIF was one of the first two image formats commonly used on Web sites, the other being the black-and-white XBM.[4]In September 1995 Netscape Navigator 2.0 added the ability for animated GIFs to loop.The feature of storing multiple images in one file, accompanied by control data, is used extensively on the Web to produce simple animations. The optional interlacing feature, which stores image scan lines out of order in such a fashion that even a partially downloaded image was somewhat recognizable, also helped GIF's popularity,[5] as a user could abort the download if it was not what was required. In May 2015 Facebook added support for GIF.[6][7] In January 2018 Instagram also added GIF stickers to the story mode.[8] As a noun, the word GIF is found in the newer editions of many dictionaries. In 2012, the American wing of the Oxford University Press recognized GIF as a verb as well, meaning "to create a GIF file", as in "GIFing was perfect medium for sharing scenes from the Summer Olympics". The press's lexicographers voted it their word of the year, saying that GIFs have evolved into "a tool with serious applications including research and journalism".[9][10] A humorous image announcing the launch of a White House Tumblr suggests pronouncing GIF with the hard "G" sound. The creators of the format pronounced the word as "jif" with a soft "G" /dʒɪf/ as in "gym". Steve Wilhite says that the intended pronunciation deliberately echoes the American peanut butter brand Jif, and CompuServe employees would often say "Choosy developers choose GIF", spoofing this brand's television commercials.[11] The word is now also widely pronounced with a hard "G" /ɡɪf/ as in "gift".[12] In 2017, an informal poll on programming website Stack Overflow showed some numerical preference for hard-"G" pronunciation,[13] especially among respondents in eastern Europe, though both soft-"G" and enunciating each letter individually were found to be popular in Asia and emerging countries.[14] The American Heritage Dictionary[15] cites both, indicating "jif" as the primary pronunciation, while Cambridge Dictionary of American English[16] offers only the hard-"G" pronunciation. Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary[17] and the OED cite both pronunciations, but place "gif" in the default position ("\ˈgif, ˈjif\").[18] The New Oxford American Dictionary gave only "jif" in its 2nd edition[19] but updated it to "jif, gif" in its 3rd edition.[20] The disagreement over the pronunciation led to heated Internet debate. On the occasion of receiving a lifetime achievement award at the 2013 Webby Award ceremony, Wilhite rejected the hard-"G" pronunciation,[12][21][22] and his speech led to 17,000 posts on Twitter and 50 news articles.[23] The White House[12] and TV program Jeopardy! also entered the debate during 2013.[22] GIFs are suitable for sharp-edged line art with a limited number of colors, such as logos. This takes advantage of the format's lossless compression, which favors flat areas of uniform color with well defined edges. Conceptually, a GIF file describes a fixed-sized graphical area (the "logical screen") populated with zero or more "images". Many GIF files have a single image that fills the entire logical screen. Others divide the logical screen into separate sub-images. The images may also function as animation frames in an animated GIF file, but again these need not fill the entire logical screen. GIF files start with a fixed-length header ("GIF87a" or "GIF89a") giving the version, followed by a fixed-length Logical Screen Descriptor giving the pixel dimensions and other characteristics of the logical screen. The screen descriptor may also specify the presence and size of a Global Color Table, which follows next if present. n image (introduced by 0x2C, an ASCII comma ',') An extension block (introduced by 0x21, an ASCII exclamation point '!') The trailer (a single byte of value 0x3B, an ASCII semicolon ';'), which should be the last byte of the file. An image starts with a fixed-length Image Descriptor, which may specify the presence and size of a Local Color Table (which follows next if present). The image data follows: one byte giving the bit width of the unencoded symbols (which must be at least 2 bits wide, even for bi-color images), followed by a linked list of sub-blocks containing the LZW-encoded data. Extension blocks (blocks that "extend" the 87a definition via a mechanism already defined in the 87a spec) consist of the sentinel, an additional byte specifying the type of extension, and a linked list of sub-blocks with the extension data. Extension blocks that modify an image (like the Graphic Control Extension that specifies the optional animation delay time and optional transparent background color) must immediately precede the segment with the image they refer to. The linked lists used by the image data and the extension blocks consist of series of sub-blocks, each sub-block beginning with a byte giving the number of subsequent data bytes in the sub-block (1 to 255). The series of sub-blocks is terminated by an empty sub-block (a 0 byte).This structure allows the file to be parsed even if not all parts are understood. A GIF marked 87a may contain extension blocks; the intent is that a decoder can read and display the file without the features covered in extensions it does not understand. An example of a GIF image saved with a web-safe palette and dithered using the Floyd–Steinberg method. Due to the reduced number of colors in the image, there are display issues. GIF is palette-based: the colors used in an image (a frame) in the file have their RGB values defined in a palette table that can hold up to 256 entries, and the data for the image refer to the colors by their indices (0–255) in the palette table. The color definitions in the palette can be drawn from a color space of millions of shades (224 shades, 8 bits for each primary), but the maximum number of colors a frame can use is 256. This limitation seemed reasonable when GIF was developed because few people could afford the hardware to display more colors simultaneously. Simple graphics, line drawings, cartoons, and grey-scale photographs typically need fewer than 256 colors. Each frame can designate one index as a "transparent background color": any pixel assigned this index takes on the color of the pixel in the same position from the background, which may have been determined by a previous frame of animation. Many techniques, collectively called dithering, have been developed to approximate a wider range of colors with a small color palette by using pixels of two or more colors to approximate in-between colors. These techniques sacrifice spatial resolution to approximate deeper color resolution. While not part of the GIF specification, dithering can be used in images subsequently encoded as GIF images. This is often not an ideal solution for GIF images, both because the loss of spatial resolution typically makes an image look fuzzy on the screen, and because the dithering patterns often interfere with the compressibility of the image data, working against GIF's main purpose. In the early days of graphical web browsers[when?], graphics cards with 8-bit buffers (allowing only 256 colors) were common and it was fairly common to make GIF images using the websafe palette.[according to whom?] This ensured predictable display, but severely limited the choice of colors. When 24-bit color became the norm palettes could instead be populated with the optimum colors for individual images. A small color table may suffice for small images, and keeping the color table small allows the file to be downloaded faster. Both the 87a and 89a specifications allow color tables of 2n colors for any n from 1 through 8. Most graphics applications will read and display GIF images with any of these table sizes; but some do not support all sizes when creating images. Tables of 2, 16, and 256 colors are widely supported. An animated GIF illustrating a technique for displaying more than the typical limit of 256 colors Although GIF is almost never used for true color images, it is possible to do so.[26][27] A GIF image can include multiple image blocks, each of which can have its own 256-color palette, and the blocks can be tiled to create a complete image. Alternatively, the GIF89a specification introduced the idea of a "transparent" color where each image block can include its own palette of 255 visible colors plus one transparent color. A complete image can be created by layering image blocks with the visible portion of each layer showing through the transparent portions of the layers above. To render a full-color image as a GIF, the original image must be broken down into smaller regions having no more than 255 or 256 different colors. Each of these regions is then stored as a separate image block with its own local palette and when the image blocks are displayed together (either by tiling or by layering partially transparent image blocks) the complete, full-color image appears. For example, breaking an image into tiles of 16 by 16 pixels (256 pixels in total) ensures that no tile has more than the local palette limit of 256 colors, although larger tiles may be used and similar colors merged resulting in some loss of color information.[26] Since each image block requires its own local color table, a GIF file having lots of image blocks can be very large, limiting the usefulness of full-color GIFs.[27] Additionally, not all GIF rendering programs handle tiled or layered images correctly. Many rendering programs interpret tiles or layers as animation frames and display them in sequence as an endless animation[26] with most web browsers automatically displaying the frames with a delay time of 0.1 seconds or more.[28][29][better source needed] Microsoft Paint saves a small black-and-white image as the following GIF file. Paint does not make optimal use of GIF; due to the unnecessarily large color table (storing a full 256 colors instead of the used 2) and symbol width, this GIF file is not an efficient representation of the 15-pixel image (illustrated enlarged above). Although the Graphics Control Extension block declares color index 16 (hexadecimal 10) to be transparent, that index is not used in the image. The only color indexes appearing in the image data are decimal 40 and 255, which the Global Color Table maps to black and white, respectively. Note that the hex numbers in the following tables are in little-endian byte order, as the format specification prescribes. A slight compression is evident: pixel colors defined initially by 15 bytes are exactly represented by 12 code bytes including control codes. The encoding process that produces the 9-bit codes is shown below. A local string accumulates pixel color numbers from the palette, with no output action as long as the local string can be found in a code table. There is special treatment of the first two pixels that arrive before the table grows from its initial size by additions of strings. After each output code, the local string is initialized to the latest pixel color (that could not be included in the output code)For clarity the table is shown above as being built of strings of increasing length. That scheme can function but the table consumes an unpredictable amount of memory. Memory can be saved in practice by noting that each new string to be stored consists of a previously stored string augmented by one character. It is economical to store at each address only two words: an existing address and one character. The LZW algorithm requires a search of the table for each pixel. A linear search through up to 4096 addresses would make the coding slow. In practice the codes can be stored in order of numerical value; this allows each search to be done by a SAR (Successive Approximation Register, as used in some ADCs), with only 12 magnitude comparisons. For this efficiency an extra table is needed to convert between codes and actual memory addresses; the extra table upkeeping is needed only when a new code is stored which happens at much less than pixel rate.Decoding begins by mapping the stored bytes back to 9-bit codes. These are decoded to recover the pixel colors as shown below. A table identical to the one used in the encoder is built by adding strings by this rule: Shorter code lengths can be used for palettes smaller than the 256 colors in the example. If the palette is only 64 colors (so color indexes are 6 bits wide), the symbols can range from 0 to 63, and the symbol width can be taken to be 6 bits, with codes starting at 7 bits. In fact, the symbol width need not match the palette size: as long as the values decoded are always less than the number of colors in the palette, the symbols can be any width from 2 to 8, and the palette size any power of 2 from 2 to 256. For example, if only the first four colors (values 0 to 3) of the palette are used, the symbols can be taken to be 2 bits wide with codes starting at 3 bits. Conversely, the symbol width could be set at 8, even if only values 0 and 1 are used; these data would only require a 2-color table. Although there would be no point in encoding the file that way, something similar typically happens for bi-color images: the minimum symbol width is 2, even if only values 0 and 1 are used. The code table initially contains codes that are one bit longer than the symbol size in order to accommodate the two special codes clr and end and codes for strings that are added during the process. When the table is full the code length increases to give space for more strings, up to a maximum code 4095 = FFF(hex). As the decoder builds its table it tracks these increases in code length and it is able to unpack incoming bytes accordingly. The GIF encoding process can be modified to create a file without LZW compression that is still viewable as a GIF image. This technique was introduced originally as a way to avoid patent infringement. Uncompressed GIF can also be a useful intermediate format for a graphics programmer because individual pixels are accessible for reading or painting. An uncompressed GIF file can be converted to an ordinary GIF file simply by passing it through an image editor. The modified encoding method ignores building the LZW table and emits only the root palette codes and the codes for CLEAR and STOP. This yields a simpler encoding (a 1-to-1 correspondence between code values and palette codes) but sacrifices all of the compression: each pixel in the image generates an output code indicating its color index. When processing an uncompressed GIF, a standard GIF decoder will not be prevented from writing strings to its dictionary table, but the code width must never increase since that triggers a different packing of bits to bytes. If the symbol width is n, the codes of width n+1 fall naturally into two blocks: the lower block of 2n codes for coding single symbols, and the upper block of 2n codes that will be used by the decoder for sequences of length greater than one. Of that upper block, the first two codes are already taken: 2n for CLEAR and 2n + 1 for STOP. The decoder must also be prevented from using the last code in the upper block, 2n+1 − 1, because when the decoder fills that slot, it will increase the code width. Thus in the upper block there are 2n − 3 codes available to the decoder that won't trigger an increase in code width. Because the decoder is always one step behind in maintaining the table, it does not generate a table entry upon receiving the first code from the encoder, but will generate one for each succeeding code. Thus the encoder can generate 2n − 2 codes without triggering an increase in code width. Therefore the encoder must emit extra CLEAR codes at intervals of 2n − 2 codes or less to make the decoder reset the coding dictionary. The GIF standard allows such extra CLEAR codes to be inserted in the image data at any time. The composite data stream is partitioned into sub-blocks that each carry from 1 to 255 bytes. By default, an animation displays the sequence of frames only once, stopping when the last frame is displayed. To enable an animation to loop, Netscape in the 1990s used the Application Extension block (intended to allow vendors to add application-specific information to the GIF file) to implement the Netscape Application Block (NAB).[30] This block, placed immediately before the sequence of animation frames, specifies the number of times the sequence of frames should be played or that it should repeat continuously. Support for these repeating animations first appeared in Netscape Navigator version 2.0, and then spread to other browsers.[31] Most browsers now recognize and support NAB, though it is not strictly part of the GIF89a specification. The animation delay for each frame is specified in the GCE in hundredths of a second. Some economy of data is possible where a frame need only rewrite a portion of the pixels of the display, because the Image Descriptor can define a smaller rectangle to be rescanned instead of the whole image. Browsers or other displays that do not support animated GIFs typically show only the first frame. The size and color quality of animated GIF files can vary significantly depending on the application used to create them. Strategies for minimizing file size include using a common global color table for all frames (rather than a complete local color table for each frame) and minimizing the number of pixels covered in successive frames (so that only the pixels that change from one frame to the next are included in the latter frame). Simply packing a series of independent frame images into a composite animation tends to yield large file sizes. Internet Explorer slows down GIFs if the frame-rate is 20 frames per second or higher and Microsoft reports that Google Chrome and Safari also slow down some GIF animations.[32]Starting in early 1995, the University of Ulm used animated GIF as live video streaming format to show a controllable model railroad. Metadata can be stored in GIF files as a comment block, a plain text block, or an application-specific application extension block. Several graphics editors use unofficial application extension blocks to include the data used to generate the image, so that it can be recovered for further editing. All of these methods technically require the metadata to be broken into sub-blocks so that applications can navigate the metadata block without knowing its internal structure. The Extensible Metadata Platform (XMP) metadata standard introduced an unofficial but now widespread "XMP Data" application extension block for including XMP data in GIF files.[33] Since the XMP data is encoded using UTF-8 without NUL characters, there are no 0 bytes in the data. Rather than break the data into formal sub-blocks, the extension block terminates with a "magic trailer" that routes any application treating the data as sub-blocks to a final 0 byte that terminates the sub-block chain. In 1977 and 1978, Jacob Ziv and Abraham Lempel published a pair of papers on a new class of lossless data-compression algorithms, now collectively referred to as LZ77 and LZ78. In 1983, Terry Welch developed a fast variant of LZ78 which was named Lempel–Ziv–Welch (LZW).[34][35] Welch filed a patent application for the LZW method in June 1983. The resulting patent, US 4558302, granted in December 1985, was assigned to Sperry Corporation who subsequently merged with Burroughs Corporation in 1986 and formed Unisys.[34] Further patents were obtained in the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Japan and Canada.In addition to the above patents, Welch's 1983 patent also includes citations to several other patents that influenced it, including two 1980 Japanese patents (JP9343880A and JP17790880A) from NEC's Jun Kanatsu, U.S. Patent 4,021,782 (1974) from John S. Hoerning, U.S. Patent 4,366,551 (1977) from Klaus E. Holtz, and a 1981 Dutch patent (DE19813118676) from Karl Eckhart Heinz.[36] In June 1984, an article by Welch was published in the IEEE magazine which publicly described the LZW technique for the first time.[37] LZW became a popular data compression technique and, when the patent was granted, Unisys entered into licensing agreements with over a hundred companies.[34][38] The popularity of LZW led CompuServe to choose it as the compression technique for their version of GIF, developed in 1987. At the time, CompuServe was not aware of the patent.[34] Unisys became aware that the version of GIF used the LZW compression technique and entered into licensing negotiations with CompuServe in January 1993. The subsequent agreement was announced on 24 December 1994.[35] Unisys stated that they expected all major commercial on-line information services companies employing the LZW patent to license the technology from Unisys at a reasonable rate, but that they would not require licensing, or fees to be paid, for non-commercial, non-profit GIF-based applications, including those for use on the on-line services.[38] Following this announcement, there was widespread condemnation of CompuServe and Unisys, and many software developers threatened to stop using GIF. The PNG format (see below) was developed in 1995 as an intended replacement.[34][35][37] However, obtaining support from the makers of Web browsers and other software for the PNG format proved difficult and it was not possible to replace GIF, although PNG has gradually increased in popularity.[34] Therefore, GIF variations without LZW compression were developed. For instance the libungif library, based on Eric S. Raymond's giflib, allows creation of GIFs that followed the data format but avoided the compression features, thus avoiding use of the Unisys LZW patent.[39] A 2001 Dr. Dobb's article described another alternative to LZW compression, based on square roots.[40] In August 1999, Unisys changed the details of their licensing practice, announcing the option for owners of certain non-commercial and private websites to obtain licenses on payment of a one-time license fee of $5000 or $7500.[41] Such licenses were not required for website owners or other GIF users who had used licensed software to generate GIFs. Nevertheless, Unisys was subjected to thousands of online attacks and abusive emails from users believing that they were going to be charged $5000 or sued for using GIFs on their websites.[42] Despite giving free licenses to hundreds of non-profit organizations, schools and governments, Unisys was completely unable to generate any good publicity and continued to be condemned by individuals and organizations such as the League for Programming Freedom who started the "Burn All GIFs" campaign in 1999.[43][44] The United States LZW patent expired on 20 June 2003.[45] The counterpart patents in the United Kingdom, France, Germany and Italy expired on 18 June 2004, the Japanese patents expired on 20 June 2004, and the Canadian patent expired on 7 July 2004.[45] Consequently, while Unisys has further patents and patent applications relating to improvements to the LZW technique,[45] GIF may now be used freely.[46] [[Next|poiuytrewsaxcfghju]]

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> You came. You don't know why you came. You're not even sure //how// you came, But you came. And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters. You get ready to leave. Wait. Before you go, I wanted to ask you something. What did you think of the Jpeg format? This woman. I swear to god. *[["I liked the HD images."]] *[["I think I still like the GIFs more."]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $Roxannequest to "Clover Finished">>

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you think so! You know, if you really want to see more Jpegs in the game, you should support the dev on Patreon! I'm pretty sure he has a poll up right now addressing this very question. Are you serious? Is the dev //actually// plugging his patreon right now? What am I saying, of course he is. He just copy and pasted an entire wikipedia page during a sex scene, why wouldn't he? You're disgusted by this entire situation. You [[leave Courtney|Roxanne's Hideout]] as unceremoniously as possible.

<img src="Images/C12.jpg" height=400px> Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but from what I've heard, there's probably going to be more sex scene like this in the future. But you know what? If you really want to see more GIFs in the game, you should support the dev on Patreon! I'm pretty sure he has a poll up right now addressing this very question. Are you serious? Is the dev //actually// plugging his patreon right now? What am I saying, of course he is. He just copy and pasted an entire wikipedia page during a sex scene, why wouldn't he? You're disgusted by this entire situation. You [[leave Courtney|Roxanne's Hideout]] as unceremoniously as possible.

<img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> Wait a second, are the GIFs out of order? That's missionary. Hey! Weren't you listening? I wanted you to fuck me doggystyle. "I don't know what's going on." Well figure it out, god damn it! I hate missionary. [[Fuck her doggystyle]]

<img src="Images/Clothes3.gif" height=400px> Come on! Seriously? What's a girl gotta do to get fucked doggystyle around here? "I'm trying, I really am!" Then try harder! She's right. You're not trying hard enough. You need to [[focus your energy]].

You clench your entire body together. <img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> But its no good. You're still fucking her missionary. You're starting to see GIFs that you've already seen before. [[Focus harder]]

You start screaming like an anime character. Electricity out from your naked body all around the room. <img src="Images/Clothes3.gif" height=400px> No good. It's just the cowgirl sex scene again. [[Focus EVEN MORE]]

FUCK! <img src="Images/Clothes2.gif" height=400px> It looks like no matter what you do, you can't seem to fuck this girl doggystyle. You're average run-of-the mill focussing isn't enough. You need to focus even harder. Harder than you ever have before. Dare I say, harder than //anyone// has focussed before. You clench your butcheeks together, and call upon the spirit energy of every living creature on earth to give you stength for [[the most massive focus ever.]]

BSHHHHBAKAKOWWWWSHOOOSHWOOSHBOOMKOW! <img src="Images/destroy.gif" height=400px> The earth shatters into pieces. Nothing remains of the universe but this girl and this bed. You've gone beyond focus, you are now a god. And nothing can stand in your way. With spectral hand, you reach down from the heavens and grasp hold of your destiny. It is now time, to [[fuck this babe doggystyle]]

You grab the store owner by her hips and lay her out in front of you, and... <img src="Images/doggystyle> What...What is this? Is this a joke? Where's the GIF? Oh FUCK yes! This is more like it. I love a good doggystyle fuck. This this is a joke right? The GIF isn't there! The dev must have made a typo while typing in the image markup! Think you're about ready to cum? Fuck! Wait I'm not ready! Please don't [[make me cum]] yet!

NOOOoooOOO <img src="Images/Clothes5.gif" height=400px> And with that, your chances of ever seeing the Doggystyle GIF were forever lost. With no other choice, you turn you sights back on the [[shattered world outside.|Main Street]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Suit.jpg" height=400px> Here you go! Thanks again for all your help around here. [[Back|Shops]] A Suit has been added to your Inventory. <<set $hassuit to true>>

<img src="Images/AuroraClothes.png" height=400px> Don't you get it? There's nothing more to be done here. You've already got the key item and fucked the girl at this location. There's no more reason to visit here. "But then why do they keep letting me work shifts? I don't know. I guess the dev never thought anybody would be stupid enough to keep grinding out shifts even after he got everything he needed from working there. Wow, don't you look like a jackass. Anyways, I'm gonna go try this swimsuit I found. Smell ya later MC. Aurora head off into the changing room. <<if $camera == 1>>[[Wait you mean like the one with the spycam?]]<<else>>You wish Aurora [[goodbye|Clothing Store]].<</if>>

You turn on the spy cam just in time to catch a glimpse of Aurora's ass in the changing room. <img src="Images/AuroraClothes.gif" height=400px> [[Alright!|Shops]]

<img src="Images/lyfter.jpg" height=400px> Don't play dumb with me, this isn't my first time getting caught on camera. This is the part where you're gonna tell me that you're going to have to call the cops unless we can come to "some sort of an arrangement." Well the idea //did// cross your mind. Just tell me what I have to do so I can get out of here. [["Wanna start with a blowjob?"]]

<img src="Images/lyfter.jpg" height=400px> Oh, a blowjob! Here I thought you were talking about some other kind of blackmail. I actually would've just given you that in the first place because I think you are attractive and consent to this sex. "Really? Because that stuff you said earlier about me being a pervert made me think you didn't want this." Well you were wrong. This game does not contained scenes of forced or coerced sex! That's good. [["On to the blowjob?"]]

<img src="Images/lyfter2.gif" height=400px> "Damn girl, these are the biggest Honkerburger's I've ever seen!" Dude those titties are HUUUUUGE. Alright, alright. I get it, I have big tits. "Hoooooo baby! I just gotta [[fuck these.]]"

<img src="Images/lyfter3.gif" height=400px> "Like, I seriously cannot //believe// these lilyhammers you have!" The shoplifter doesn't seem to be enjoying your praise. Can we move onto the sex now please? [["I guess so"]]

<img src="Images/lyfter4.gif" height=400px> "Fuck me! Even when your back is turned I can't keep my eyes off of those Bazoombas!" You...really like this girl's tits. I should've just gone to jail. [[Doggystyle|gyhbjmkkjhg]]

<img src="Images/lyfter5.gif" height=400px> "TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! HOOO MAMA! Gimme more of them WANGERS! Them HONKERS! Them SLAMMERS! OOOOH God DAMN I love TITTIES. Look at them bounce! Bounce-bounce-bounce BOUNCE. They're fucking BOUNCERS. MmmMMM! You have seriously got HUMONGOUS TITS! Like it's blowing my fucking mind! Can you believe that these things EXIST! Somebody fucking pinch me and wake me up outta this fucking dream because this chick has some fucking CANTALOUPES. I mean-" OH MY FUCKING GOD WOULD YOU JUST CUM ALREADY! You probably should've just left it at Honkers... [[Cum|gyhjnkl]]

<img src="Images/lyfter6.gif" height=400px> You cum. You consider saying something about the size of this woman's breasts as you do, but something tells you it's not a good idea. The shoplifter grabs her things and leaves the office. [[You probably should too.|Home]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $lyfter to 1>>

<img src="Images/Letter.jpg" height=400px> It's from Alli. It reads, "Hey Bro! If you're looking for me, I should be at the Gym! Idk why I felt the need to write you a note telling you where I was, but I did, and now here we are." [[Back|Home]]

<img src="Images/PoolsClosed.jpg" height=400px> You walk up to the man guarding the pool. He observes your ridiculous costume. It couldn't be more tense. The afro'd man gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=225px> <</linkappend>> Welcome brother. [[YES!|hijnjkokjk]]

You did it! You finally made it into the pool! <img src="Images/Pool.jpg" height=400px> Hey you! You feel a tap on the shoulder. [["Who's there?"|vhujnkl]]

<img src="Images/PoolGirl.png" height=400px> You turn around and see a beautiful bikini babe. "Hey! What's up?" Hi there. I don't actually know what's up. When the first BabeQuest Demo was released, the pool was incomplete, and I was put here to give the player a reward for unlocking it. "But now it is complete?" Well, if not complete, there's certainly stuff to do here now. Which means you really don't need me as a consolation prize anymore. [["So what are you gonna do now?"|asdlkfjas;lfdkj]]

She spreads her legs, leading you directly into her pussy. <img src="Images/Pool1.gif" height=400px> I figured with all the blowjobs you've been getting lately, you might want to be the one to go down this time. You don't say it, (because you're busy eating her pussy) but you are thankful for the change of pace. You've just fucked like 5-10 women back to back, and I'm not even sure if any time is passing between each session. [[Next|vhjiokjhbjko]]

<img src="Images/Pool2.gif" height=400px> Yes, I love riding your cock! And it begins again. Once again, a beautiful babe is straddling your cock. You begin to wonder if you'll be able to keep this up, fucking a different woman every two minutes. Surely this much action will eventually turn any man's cock to dust. [[Next|hughjnml]]

<img src="Images/Pool3.gif" height=400px> Enh, who the fuck am I kidding. You're the protagonist of a //html porn game//. Your cock was //designed// to fuck bitches for hours on end. [[Now let's have ourselves a cumshot that shoots all the way into the pool!]]

<img src="Images/Pool4.gif" height=400px> Damn straight. [[Back|Inner Pool]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $poolsclosed to 2>>

<img src="Images/GymExt.jpg" height=400px> <<if $gymnew == 0>> Hey! Nice, they finally finished construction of the gym! You walk over to a construction worker and give him a <<linkappend "high five">> <img src="Images/HighFive.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> [["Great work finishing the gym dude!"]] <<set $gymnew to 1>> <<else>> The Gym. <<if $rubble < 2>>There's a [[large pile of rubble]] over to the left.<</if>> [[Enter|Inner Gym]] Go To: *[[School]] <</if>>

<<if $hascredits == 0>> The Game Credits. Here you can find the names of every pornstar in the game, that way if you ever want more than the 3+ GIFs of them that come with this game, you can look them up on a tube site. The list also indicates which of the characters can be fucked in this build, that way you have some idea of how much left you have to complete. The Credits cost 3 Babe Points Buy it? <<if $BP > 2>> *[[Let's do it!|The Game Credits][$hascredits to 1]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>> <<else>><<if $hascredits == 1>><<set $hascredits to 2>> <<set $BP += -3>><</if>> The game credits. And asterisk depicts a character that can be fucked in this build. Two asterisks depicts a character with two sex scenes and so on. A red asterisk indicates a fetish sex scene. Guilloteen Salesman: Ash Hollywood* Shop Lifter: Emily Right* Amber: Zoey Nixon* Courtney: Joanna Angel* Aurora: Lana Rhoades Shop owner: Teagan Summers* Roxanne: Amber Ivy Carla: Miriam Prado** Alli: Alli Rae Leprechaun: Pepper hart* Girl Scout: Daphne Dare*** Ducketta: Ariana Marie* Receptionist: Kit Mercer* Rachel: Gisha Forza* Angela: Reena Sky* Principal: Jade Jewels* Changing Room Couple: Young Devotion Pool Girl: Miriama Kunkelova* Rubble Girl: Diana Prince* Gym Girl: Mandy Muse* Second Pool Girl: Kagney Linn Karter* Lifeguard: Layla London* Chase: Chase Ryder* Chase: Chase Ryder* Chase: Chase Ryder* Coach Amy: Charley Chase* Doctor: Anna Polina* Chief: Mandy Dee* Gianna Dior: Gianna Dior* Holding Cell Chick: Chanel Preston* Bank Teller: Sophie Dee* Comic Book Girls: Angel Smalls* and Holly Hendrix* Bonnie: Lauren Phillips** Librarian: Brooke Haven Cop #1: Sabrina Sweet* Cop #2: Jayden James* Cop #3: Cassidy Banks* Cop #4: Molly Jane* Bowser Chick: Piper Perri* Janice: Sasha Rose* Girl Scout #2: Alina West* Stripper 1: Purple Bitch* Stripper 2: Courtney Cummz Barista: Veruca James* Shego: Drawn by @DiaperGod on Twitter* Bartender: Mikayla Mendez Bob: Luna Star Dealer: Charlotte Cross* Docks Tourist: Brooklyn Chase* Kelsie Monroe: Kelsie Monroe* Naked Girl: Jamie Jett Drunk Casino Player: Nina Kayy Mika: Mika Tan Pool Player: Emily Willis* Nerdy Girl: Kelly Divine Dean: Vivianne DeSilva Nun: Tiny Tina Mayor's Secretary: Rachel Roxx BabeQuestDev: Nala Brooks* Stacey: Jessie Rogers* Claire: Jessie Rogers Spin the Bottle: Quinn Waters* Turkey Leg: Kylie Quinn* Hot Dog Quest Sorority Girl: Lexy Dona* [[Back|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora looks surprised. Boob Job huh? I guess we've known each other long enough. Alright, fine, I'll give you a boob job, just know, that it's not gonna be cheap. Buy it? (4 Babe Points) <<if $BP > 3>> *[[Let me at 'em!|Boob Job2]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Let me at 'em (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora smiles. So my tits weren't enough for you? Fine. The ass flash will be 1 babe point. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Flash it baby!|buyAss]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Flash it Baby (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Aurora smiles. I knew you couldn't keep away from me for long. Alright, my tits will cost you one babe point. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Flash it baby!|buyTits]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Flash it Baby (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AAss1.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>><<set $AuroraReward += 1>> Alright MC, I hope you're ready. "Hold on a second Aurora, [[how'd we get into a supermarket?]]"

<img src="Images/ATits1.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>><<set $AuroraReward += 1>> Aurora walks over to a parked truck. There's nobody inside. Alright, this looks like a good place to finally break out the heartbreakers. [["Let's do it"|bhbvgcgv]]

<img src="Images/AAss1.jpg" height=400px> Aurora sighs disspointingly. Listen MC, there's only so many sexual favors I can grant you from that one spot in the alley. You wanna see my ass, you're gonna have to accept some continuity errors. It doesn't look like you have much of a choice. "Alright then, let's [[see what you got.]]"

<img src="Images/AAss2.jpg" height=400px> Pleasure doing business with you. [[Back|Alley]]

Aurora pulls her top off... <img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> But then immediately covers her tits with her hands! Well there you go! One tit flash. It was a pleasure doing business with you. [["Wait!"|cdftgvbhui]]

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> Something the matter? "I thought I was gonna get to actually see your tits!" Aurora laughs. I guess this will serve as a lesson then. Never trust a woman who's after your Babe Points. [[Next|gygfvghuio]]

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px> I tell you what though. You throw in another Babe Point, and I'll let you see them right now. Hell, I'll even strip down into my panties. What do you say? Buy it? (<<if $BP > 0>> *[[Alright, but no tricks this time.|kjaodsfjas;lkdfj]] *[[No way. Not after you shafted me last time.|Aurora]]<<else>> *Alright, but no tricks this time.(Not enought Babe Points!) *[[No way. Not after you shafted me last time.|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ATits2.jpg" height=400px><<set $BP += -1>> Aurora beams from ear to ear. I knew you couldn't resist me. Come on, lets hop inside this truck, so I can show you these puppies without being interrupted. [[Next|abdsifuhasdfjh]]

Aurora bears her chest in all it's glory, and strips down to her panties, all as promised. <img src="Images/ATits3.jpg" height=400px> Aurora gives you a wink. Pleasure doing business with you. [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px><<set $hasboobjob to true>><<set $BP += -4>> Wow, you actually paid for it. I'm impressed. "So can I titfuck you now." ...Not exactly. [["What is it now!"]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Don't worry, you'll get your boobjob. I just need to make sure that you don't roll back your purchase after I give it to you. A girl doesn't like to be taken advantage of, you see. "Don't worry Aurora, I would never roll back-" Save it MC, I know you better than that. [["Alright then, what should we do."]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> I've set up a little defense mechanism for myself. I can't tell if you roll back time, but I //can// tell how much time has passed if you don't. So from now on whenever you buy a sexual favor from me, I'm going to set a timer. When it goes off, you can collect your reward. That way if you want to save scum on me, you won't be able to do it until after you've already played a little bit more of the game. "Okay, and where will I find this timer?" I'll put it right underneath your babe points. See you in 30 turns, MC.<<set $timer to turns()+30>> [["Bye"|Aurora]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Alright MC. You've waited for this long enough. It's about time I held up my end of the bargain. [[Aww yeah!]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs1.jpg" height=400px> Aurora presses her chest against your cock. You sure you can handle this MC? [[Next|hijbhujhi]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs2.jpg" height=400px> She squeezes her tits around you. Finally getting you off. You've been waiting for this haven't you? [[Next|hijbhujhi2]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs3.jpg" height=400px> Aurora starts moving her tits up and down. But that's not what you want, is it MC? I know what you're looking for. [[Next|hijbhujhi32]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs.gif" height=400px> Holy shit, you're fucking Aurora's tits! And it's a GIF! Tell you what MC. Throw in another babe points and I'll suck on your fingers while you fuck my tits. Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[["Humanuh Humanuh"]] *[["No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]]<<else>> *"Humanuh Humanuh" (Not enought Babe Points!) *[["No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]] <</if>> [[Next|hijbhujhi]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs2.gif" height=400px> Now that's hot! [[Cum|"No thanks, I'm ready to cum now."]]

<img src="Images/ABoobs4.jpg" height=400px> You explode all over Aurora's tits. It's amazing. Aurora licks up some cum and winks at you. Pleasure doing business with you. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $AuroraReward to 3>> [[Back|Alley]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> I've got good news. If you get the question right this time, you get to fuck me! [["Aw yeah! Let's hear the riddle."|Guessing Game 2]] <<set $girlscout to 11>>

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> What's full of holes, but still holds water? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 2]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "sponge" || $riddle1 == "Sponge">> Yay! You got it! Now let's go back to your apartment so you can fuck my brains out! [[God bless the dev of this game|Girl Scout Sex 2]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/DareAppartment.jpg" height=400px> You take the Girl Scout back to your room. I was hoping I'd get a chance to see this room again. [[Next|ijiji]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck1.jpg" height=400px> She sits herself down on your couch. I've been thinking about this all day, you know that Mister? [[Next|uuehwiuwehhuie]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck2.jpg" height=400px> Which isn't to say I haven't been dreaming about that cock ever since I got my mouth on it. Hold on a second. Something's up here. Sex scenes in this game don't usually take this long to start up. "Is everything okay? [[I thought I'd be staring at a low bitrate GIF by now.]]"

<img src="Images/Dareprefuck.jpg" height=400px> The Girl Scout get's down on her knees in front of you. Everything's fine! It's just...I can't fuck you with GIF's "You can't? Why not?" I don't know why not. I just can't. I hope that's gonna be okay. Well it's certainly not //bad//. "Of course it's okay! [[What kind of a douchebag would complain about sex?]]"

<img src="Images/Dareprefuck2.jpg" height=400px> Phew. I was worried for a moment you wouldn't want to fuck me if it wasn't with GIFs. "Are you kidding! I'd fuck you even if this game was text only!" The Girl Scout laughs. You're sweet. I promise that the next time we meet I'll be able to fuck you with GIFs. Now let's get your dick inside my pussy! [[Let's!]]

You bend the Girl Scout over and fuck her doggystyle. <img src="Images/Darefuck3.jpg" height=400px> Holy fuck Mister. Your cock feels fantastic! [[Cowgirl|jasdfa;dfk]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck4.jpg" height=400px> I'm //really// glad you guessed sponge. [[Next|asjdflaksjdf;k]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck5.jpg" height=400px> Fuck yes! Now pick me up and rail me. [[You got it!|asdfkjlkajsdkfj]]

<img src="Images/Darefuck6.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit! You think you can cum for me, Mister? [["You know it!"]]

<img src="Images/ConstructionWorker.jpg" height=400px> You know it dude! "Everything go okay with the construction?" Well...almost. [["What do you mean?"|asdkjfalskdjflakdsfj]]

<img src="Images/ConstructionWorker.jpg" height=400px> Well, we kinda had an accident earlier with one of our rubble trucks... The gym's all up an running, but you might be staring at a heap of rocks outside the building for the next few updates. "That's it? That doesn't sound too bad." Haha! Nope, it sure doesn't. I'm sure glad that it's just a pile of rubble and we're not gonna get sued or shutdown by the government, or anything. The Construction Worker is definitely not concerned by the rubble mishap. "Awesome, well I gotta go and check out [[The Gym|Gym]].

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> <<if $rubble == 0>><<set $rubble to 1>> Just an ordinary pile of rubble. Definitely nothing to see here. Mmfph! Wait a second...is there someone //in// the rubble? Somebody please, help! I'm trapped in the rubble! Oh my god! There is somebody trapped in there. You gotta try and get them out! Use all your strength and [[lift the rubble off of them!]] <<else>> Back at the rubble again. You wonder if that person is still- Mphf! Help! Yep. They're still stuck down there. *[[try and lift the rubble again.|lift the rubble off of them!]] *[[Forget it.|Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Inner Gym.jpg" height=400px> The Gym. <<if $Allistate == "Post Milk">>Your sister [[Alli|AllieGym]] is here. <<if $rubble > 5>>Hey, [[the girl you pulled from the rubble]] is here.<</if>><</if>> [[Check out the premium section]] [[Lift some weights]] [[Exit|Gym]]

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> You dig your knees into the dirt and lift up on the rubble with all your might! [[Here goes nothing]] <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "breakout">>

<img src="Images/Rubble.jpg" height=400px> ...Annnnd nothing. What, did you really think you could pull up all that rubble yourself? Maybe if you were stronger you could've pulled it off [[Back|Gym]]

<img src="Images/Hulk.gif" height=400px> This is a GIF of the Hulk smashing an alien spaceship. It's not really a good GIF for the situation, but it's pretty badass and you can't really find any GIFs of the Hulk digging pornstars out of piles of rubble, so I think it pretty decent all things considered. Suffice to say, you [[dig up the rubble.]]

Fetish Toggles. Use this menu personalize the games fetish content and control what porn you do an do not want to see. [[Pregnancy]] = $impregnation. [[Yandere]] = $yandere (As a reminder, skipping fetish content will not cause you to miss out on Babe Points) [[Back|Your Room]]

You've heard some good things about this website. Apparently for a couple of BabePoints you can hack directly into the simulation you're in. Click on an item to learn more. <<if $hasstrength == false>>*[[Strength Hack|Strength Upgrade]] <</if>><<if $hasinhibit == false>>*[[Reduce Inhibitions]] <</if>><<if $hasftravel == false>>*[[Fast Travel]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Wincest Patch]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Back|Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Strength.jpg" height=400px> Strength Hack: This hack will max out your strength stat for a short period of time. Good for situations where you need a boost of raw power. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buystrength]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Inhibitions.jpg" height=400px> Release Inhibitions: Got an NPC who wants to fuck, but is too uptight to put out? Just hit them with this hack to reduce their inhibition stat straight to zero. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buyinhibit]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

Order Completed! Strength hack has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to activate the hack. Use it in the right places and it'll unlock special events and scenes! If you use the strength hack anywhere else, nothing will happen, so feel free to just use it on every page until you unlock something. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasstrength to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> Oh, it's a pornstar. And she's naked. Should this stuff really be surprising you anymore? You freed me! Thanks so much! "Hey, no problem!" The girl stands up and gets ready to leave. "Hey, [[where are you going?]]"

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> What do you mean? I've gotta get home. I haven't eaten in days, my friends and family are probably worried sick! "Oh, okay, I just thought...that since I saved you..." [[Next|adkjlf;lajkfd]]

<img src="Images/MooreRubble.jpg" height=400px> What, did you think I was gonna fuck you or something? "Well..." Listen guy, thanks for the save, really I appreciate it. But if you only saved me because you thought I was gonna have sex with you, that's kinda fucked up. I'll see you around. The girl from the rubble walks off. [[Well that was a waste of time.|Gym]] <<set $rubble to 2>>

<img src="Images/AlliGym.jpg" height=400px> Hey there bro! You wanna lift some weights with me? *[["Sure"|Lift some weights]] *[["Maybe later"|Inner Gym]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> <<if $rubble > 50000>> Find my dumbell yet? With great, careful pride you present the lucky dumbell. OMG! You actually found it. I'm so impressed. [["Well, it's all in a days work."]] <<elseif $rubble < 10000>> You approach the girl from the rubble. Oh hey! You're the guy that saved me from the rubble. Thanks for your help earlier. "No problem." I wanted to apologize for running off so suddenly before. I should've found a way to thank you, but I really needed to get back home as soon as I could. [["It's fine. Really."]] <<else>> Find my dumbell yet? [[Not yet|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Curl.gif" height=400px> <<set $str += 1>> You lift some weights for a while. Your Strength Stat is now Level $str!!! Boy, there's nothing like a good bit of grinding to artificially lengthen a porn game. What great game design this is. [[Back|Inner Gym]]

<img src="Images/Exhibit.jpg" height=400px> <<if $exhibit == 0>> You walk hesitantly over to the exhibit. Immediately you're knocked to the floor as the man in front of it starts screaming uncontrolably. CAN YA SMEELLLLLLL what this exhibit is cooking? The man looks at you with a frenetic gaze. You should probably run. Hey man! You wanna check out this exhibit? It's pretty dope. *[[Accept the man's offer.]] There's seriously no reason not to. There has been no point in this game in which saying yes to someone has punished you. *[["''No''"|Supermarket]] <<else>> Hey man! Want another crack at the challenge? [[Sure|I'll give it a shot.]] [[Maybe later|Supermarket]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Well, I'm glad that you feel that way. While you're here, I've been meaning to ask you something. Would you be willing to do me another favor? "What kind of favor?" One that I'd make sure you were //properly// rewarded for this time. The Girl from the rubble grabs her ass suggestively. [["I'm listening"]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Hm. Somehow I knew you'd be up to helping me out. Alright, here's the deal. I got into a fight with one of my roommates last week and she took my lucky dumbell and threw it in the trash! "Your lucky dumbell?" Yes, It's pink, I need it to make my gains. Can't workout without it. That all seems oddly specifice, but, okay, [["do you know where she threw it out?"]]

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> I don't! She just told me it was in the garbage, "Where it belongs." It could be anywhere, which is why I'm coming to you. I just feel like you're the kind of guy who specializes in walking around town until he finds things. Well, she's not off by much. "Alright. I've accepted worse challenges to get laid. [[I'll go look for your pink dumbell thing.|Inner Gym]]" <<set $rubble to 10000>>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> The man leads you over to a bench. There's a bunch of weights stacked on either side. I'm here with the World's Strongest Men coalition. We're here recruiting young men like you to join our society "Society, you mean like Mensa?" Yes! Exactly like Mensa! What do you think, you interested? [["Well..."|alfdk;jaaaaa]]

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> You tell the guy thanks for the offer, but you're not trying to join a bunch of saps who, talented as they might be, are just getting conned into spending money on nothing. Look man, I hear ya. The society's not for everybody, but still, you should give the challenge a shot. If you pull it off I'll give you a "Strongman Badge." They're badass. Hmm. Something tells you that that Strongman Badge will probably be helpful in a quest somewhere. "Alright guy, you've convinced me. [[I'll give it a shot.]]" <<set $exhibit to 1>>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> You lie down along the bench. You're not even sure how much weight this is. Alright guy. Now's your chance, give it everything you got! [[Here goes nothing|askdlflsdkalk]] <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "GetBadge">>

<img src="Images/Challenge.jpg" height=400px> No good. Failed strength check: $str/10000. Oh! You were so close! So close! You didn't even get it off the pegs. Don't worry about it guy. You can try again any time you want. [[Back|Supermarket]]

<img src="Images/Lift.gif" height=400px> You gorge your muscles to the brim with strength enhancing hacks. You lift up those weights like they were a toothpick. Holy shit! Holy shit is right, exhibit guy. You can't help but laugh to yourself. World's Strongest Men Coalition? Maybe. But you doubt any of them could stand up to you right now. Wow pal, you're really something. The man hands you a [[Badge]]

<img src="Images/Badge.jpg" height=400px> Here, take this badge. That way everywhere you go, people will know that you're certified by the WSMC as an absolute fucking madman. "Thanks." A Strongman Badge was added to your inventory. [[Back|Supermarket]] <<set $hasbadge to true>> <<set $exhibit to 2>>

<img src="Images/PoolGirl.png" height=400px> I don't know. Maybe we should just fuck anyways so the dev doesn't have to think of some new quest for you to do to unlock the GIFs from this scene? [[You can't argue with that]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> "Hey. Wanna fuck?" Your propositioning skills are as impeccable as always. What did you just say to me? You're unsure how the receptionist is taking this, although it's probably worth noting that she hasn't hopped onto your cock like a crazed animal. *Shit. This isn't going well. [[Play it off.|"I said. 'Wanna fuck?'"]] *[["I said. 'Wanna fuck?'"|Play it off.]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> The receptionist smiles. I was hoping you were going to ask me that. I'd love to have intercourse with you. Unfortunately I can't leave my desk. "Until when?" Until forever. I physically can't step away from this desk. "Well, it looks like we're going to have to [[fuck right here!]]"

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> "I said...um...wanna talk?" No. I don't. I have to work. Now if that's all you have to say to me, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me to it. The receptionist goes back to her work. The receptionist definitely thinks that you were just trying to talk. [[That was a close one.|Enter]]

<img src="Images/Receptionist.png" height=400px> The receptionist reals back, or at least, as well as she can without leaving the desk. Woah there, hold on a second. I can't go fucking you on the job! I take great pride in my work a secretary and I won't have you ruining my reputation. Hm. It looks like the receptionist's morals are inhibiting her willingness to fuck you. You should see what you can do about loosening her up. [["Goodbye for now"|Enter]] <<set $receptionist to 1>> <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Recept">>

<img src="Images/Recept2.png" height=400px> You activate the Release Inhibition stat, lowering the receptionist's resolve. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? It's working! She's taking off her top. Why are you smiling like that? I told you, we couldn't fuck while I was on shift, but yet... [[Next|asdjfkjds;f]]

Order Completed! Release Inhibitions has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to activate the hack. Use it in the right places and it'll unlock special events and scenes! If you use the hack anywhere else, nothing will happen, so feel free to just use it on every page until you unlock something. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasinhibit to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

Ah, fuck it. I need your tongue on my pussy. <img src="Images/Recept1.gif" height=400px> The receptionist pulls your head between her legs. You give her clit some action. Fuck yes! That was amazing. Alright now, your turn. [[Hell yeah!|alksdfakljakllk]]

<img src="Images/Recept2.gif" height=400px> Will wonders never cease? [[Fuck her|aklsdkkkkdl]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.gif" height=400px> You put the receptionist across the desk. I'm so glad I'm fucking you and not doing my job. As all women should be. [[Next|akjsdjkasdfajdsflk]]

<img src="Images/Recept4.gif" height=400px> The receptionist hops on your dick. You warn her that you're about to cum. Oh yes! Do it on my face! [[Oblige|asdjjkslkjldkj;]]

You cum, and WHAT THE FUCK. <img src="Images/Recept5.gif" height=400px> You've been teleported to some kind of like, sex dungeon. How did you get here, what the hell is going on, and most importantly what the FUCK happened to the gif quality! [[The receptionist notices your confusion.]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.png" height=400px> Don't panic! I'm sorry I had to take you here, it's just you were about to cum, and we couldn't do it in the office. "But I thought you didn't care about your job anymore." Oh no, it's nothing like that. It's just, that video that the dev was using to make GIF's doesn't have a cumshot. [["Really? Why not?"]]

<img src="Images/Recept3.png" height=400px> I don't know. But that's why I had to switch up our locations. "Okay, that makes sense." Wait. No it doesn't. Didn't she say that she was physically unable to leave her desk? Oh shit! I forgot! I gotta get back to- [[Next|asdjjkasdfslkjldkj;]]

Poof! <img src="Images/Smoke.gif" height=400px> The receptionist dissapears in a puff of smoke. [[She's fine...Probably.|Enter]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $receptionist to 2>>

<<if $poolgirl == 0>><img src="Images/poolgirl1.jpg" height=400px> There she is, the hottest babe in this place. Unlocking the pool was one thing, unlocking this chick's panties is gonna be a whole other story. Looks like there's only one thing to do. *[[Approach her, utilizing every ounce of charisma in your body.]] *[[Chicken out|Inner Pool]] <<elseif $poolgirl == 1>><img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> You approach the pool girl. Hey. You're the guy who slipped and fell earlier. [["That's me."]] <<elseif $poolgirl == 2>><img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Did you find the tuberculousis vaccine yet <<if $hasvaccine == false>>[["Not yet"|Inner Pool]] <<else>>[[Give her the tuberculosis vaccine you got at the hospital.]] <</if>> <</if>>

"Ah Fuck!" <img src="Images/eatshit.gif" height=400px> But as you were strutting ever so confidently towards the hot babe tower, you lost your balance on fell into the pool. [[Next|alksdjf;laskdjf]]

<img src="Images/underwater.jpg" height=400px> You must have taken that fall a lot harder than you thought. Did you hit your head or something? Why aren't your arms lifting your head above water like you want them to? Don't worry everyone, I've got this. You hear the sound of a whistle in the distance, then a thundering //splash!// A figure enter the water and [[pulls you out.]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You slowly come back to your senses. You're out of the water now, staring at- Are you okay? Is that //another// hot babe?! Yes! You knew the place had more to offer than afros and AIDS! Sir? Please respond if you can. I need to know that you're alright. [["I'm okay."]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> That's a relief. That was quite a spill you took there. "You're telling me. I had no idea the ground would be that slippery." The lifeguard looks down at the ground in defeat. I know. I'm afraid I've failed you in that regard. [["What do you mean?"|weioois]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> As a lifeguard here, I try my absolute best to ensure the safety of the patrons of our pool, which is why I always have a wet floor sign on the ground warning people to be careful while they walk around the pool. "I didn't see a wet floor sign." That's just it. We used to have one. First of its class. "Wet Floor," it used to say. But now, it's gone, and innocent people like you are going to be injuring themselves indefinitely until it's returned. [["What happened to it?"]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> It was stolen in the middle of the night by a band of thieves. "Steal a wet floor sign? Who would do such a thing." That's exactly the question I've been asking myself ever since the day it happened. Why...Why would someone do this! The lifeguard shakes her fist at the sky. She seems genuinely upset, if a little overdramatically. [["Is there anything I can do to help?"]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You'd do that? You'd help me set this terrible injustice right? I mean, she did just save your life. "Sure." The lifeguard puts her hand on your shoulder and stares into your soul. So be it then. From this day forth you shall be christened "Sign Avenger." With your noble hands you will scour the earth searching for the villains who have committed this vile crime. When you find them, you shall bring them back here, and they will finally meet the justice they deserve. I shall anxiously await your return brave one, for in these dark times, it will be up to heroes like you to bring us to our salvation. The lifeguard turns to walk away. [[Well, that was a lot.|Inner Pool]] <<set $lifeguard to 2>> <<set $poolgirl to 1>>

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> <<if $lifeguard < 3>> Greeting Sign Avenger! Any luck finding the wet floor sign? [["None Yet."|Inner Pool]] <<else>> Greetings Sign Avenger! Any luck finding the wet floor sign? [["Yes actually!"|kdowieds]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Cool. Listen, I need you to bring me a tuberculosis vaccine. "A tuberculosis vaccine? What for?" I don't know. I just really want a tuberculosis vaccine. Bring me one and I'll fuck you probably. Oh that's nice. The game isn't even pretending to give the fetch quests a story anymore. <<if $hasvaccine>> [[Give her the tuberculosis vaccine you got at the hospital.]] <<else>> [["Where am I supposed to find a tuberculosis vaccine?"]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl2.jpg" height=400px> Like, maybe try a hospital or something. "Where's the Hospital." Dude, you seriously can't expect me to do all the work here do you? "No." Good. Then that should be all I have to say. Come back here when you have a tuberculosis vaccine. [["Alright"|Inner Pool]] <<set $poolgirl to 2>>

<img src="Images/poolgirl1.jpg" height=400px> Great. Now lean up against the slide so I can give you a titjob "Slide? What slide? There's no slide in a public pool." We're not at a public pool. We're in a blow up pool in my backyard. "We are?" Does that bother you? [["Not really."]]

<img src="Images/Sign.jpg" height=400px> Wait what? This is the Wet Floor sign that went missing from the pool. But if this is under your bed...then that means! [[Next|then that means!]]

Oh hey! There's that wet floor sign that you stole from the pool last friday. You should give this back to the lifeguard. Wet Floor Sign was added to your Inventory. [["Sweet!"|Your Room]] <<set $lifeguard to 3>>

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> You hand the lifeguard the wet floor sign. Woah! You-you actually found it. The wet floor sign has returned! The lifeguard hoists the wet floor sign above her head as if to praise it like a god. "It was the least I could do. I owed you from saving my life earlier." The lifeguard doesn't respond, she's too busy gawking at the sign. You figure it's probably best [[to leave her to it.|dididospa]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Wait! The lifeguard stops you before you can leave. Did you ever find out who took the sign? "Yeah." And what of them! What became of this scoundrel. Oh shit. You almost forgot, //you// were the scoundrel. Better [[think of something fast]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> "I had to kill him." You KILLED him? "It had to be done. It was him or the sign." The lifeguard mulls the over. Its as if a great storm has finally calmed inside of her. I see. And this murder...did you kill him with your bare hands? [["Yes?"|ioplkjbvgfty]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard2.jpg" height=400px> The lifeguard takes your hands in hers, rubbing her fingers over the palms. Then these are the hands that I want hold me down while you fuck me senseless. And you're in there! Come, Sign Avenger, make haste! We must go to my lifeguard room. [["Whatever you say lady."]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard1.gif" height=400px> The lifeguard takes your back to her "Lifeguard Room" and sucks you off. Your thankfull that the room is just a normal room and not like some weird lifeguard alter with a bunch of dick shaped floatation devices. This dick is amazing! Sign Avenger, you must fuck me at once! [["Say no more"|ioapodijn3em,d.]]

<img src="Images/Sign2.jpg" height=400px> The person that stole the wet floor sign... [[Next|WAS YOU!]]

<img src="Images/Sign3.jpg" height=400px> WAS YOU! [[''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''|a;lskdjfl;askd]]

<img src="Images/Sign.jpg" height=400px> "Well that was unexpected." A Wet Floor Sign was added to your inventory. You slap the wet floor sign into your inventory. Existential crisis aside, this will probably net you some head back at the pool. [[Nice|Your Room]] <<set $lifeguard to 3>>

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> You turn to the first student, the one that the light pink dialogued girl called "Chase." Oh come on! Like we need to give him a chance. I know his type, spiteful, whiney, and dumb as a doornail! Well, she seems like a grade a bitch. At least that [[girl next to her]] is sticking out her neck for you.

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> Mother Marian always says that we shouldn't judge people before we get to know them. Alright, at least someone around her is willing to give you a chance...Wait, isn't that the same actress who was playing the bitchy girl? What's going on here! Come on Chase! Is this girl's name also Chase? [[Next|alskdjfa;ldd]]

<img src="Images/Chase2.jpg" height=400px> How often is Chase ever wrong about this sort of thing. Let's just give up on the guy and skip class. This chick too! Why-why are they all the same person? Is this the whole class? Where are the all the other students? Chase! We can't skip class. Don't tell me this ones named Chase too! Don't be such a baby Chase! Yeah Chase! Don't be a baby. But Chase? Yes Chase? You promised not to let Chase boss us around, Chase! Shut up Chase! Chase... Chase! Chase? CHASE! //Chase// "Chase" Chaaaase Chase? ''Chase'' __Chase__ CHASE! [["STOOOOOOOOP!"]]

<img src="Images/Chases.jpg" height=400px> The Chases stare back at you in shock. But I mean, what did you expect, you just screamed stop at the top of your lungs in the middle of class. "Stop! Just stop all of you. This is too much for me to take." What's wrong- "No! Please, don't talk. I can't tell which one of you is speaking. Only talk if I call on you. Now, I need answers. You, sporty girl-" Chase? "Yeah Chase. Tell me, are you [[the only students in this class?]]"

<img src="Images/Chase2.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. It's a small class. "And each of you are at least 18 years old?" Yes? Everyone in this school is 18 years old. That's a relief. [["Okay everybody, listen up."]]

<img src="Images/Chases.jpg" height=400px> "I don't know what the last guy who taught here was like, but I don't plan on allowing whatever //that// was ever again. I expect each of you to be quiet, respectful, and ready to learn every time you step foot into this class. Do you understand me?" Yes, Mr...? "You know what, why don't you just call me sir. That ought to help remind you who's in charge around here." The class stands dumbfounded. Holy shit, did you really just shut these girls up with some dominant manly use of your authority? That's fucking badass! "Now, if you ladies are all finished being impertinent, let's open up our books to [[chapter one.]] <<set $class to 1>>

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> For the next hour you teach the class, it goes on without a hitch. Then the bell rigns, and [[you're finished for the day|School]]

<img src="Images/Teach.jpg" height=400px> You teach the class. You're not half bad at this. [[Hand back homework.]]

<img src="Images/desk.jpg" height=400px> There's still a little bit of extra time before class starts. Maybe you can find something useful in the Chases desks. No luck with this first one. [[Just a regular desk.]]

<img src="Images/desk.jpg" height=400px> This one's empty too. Maybe this was a waste of time. [[Check the last desk]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk1.jpg" height=400px> Woah! That's a change. This chase must be really into decorating, or else she's got a serious scribbling problem. [[Hey, what's this?]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> Aw shit! This is Chase's diary. You just hit the jackpot. There's gotta be something in here that you can use to get into her pants. //RIIIIING!!!// Shit! That's the bell, looks like you'll have to come back and [[snoop some other time.|chapter one.]] <<set $churchchase to 1>>

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> You're back at Chase's desk. Her diary is here again. You wonder why she keeps leaving it here. <<link "Read her diary.">> <<if $churchchase == 1>> <<goto "Diary1">> <<elseif $churchchase ==2>> <<goto "Diary2">> <<elseif $churchchase == 3>> <<goto "Diary3">> <<elseif $churchchase == 4>> <<goto "Diary4">> <<elseif $churchchase == 5>> <<goto "Diary5">> <<else>> <<goto "Diary6">> <</if>> <</link>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 1: Dear Diary, Today was a good day. Why you ask? Because it was a Sunday of course! Everyday is a good day when I get to devote time to the lord. Not that I'm not devoting myself to him on other days, but it's nice to devote myself in an actual church. Mother Marian says I'm a "standout" catholic. Can you believe that? Standout! I mean, I always knew I was a good christian, but I never thought I was standout- You get the picture. The rest of the diary entry is just more of Chase praising herself for her religeous accomplishments. Typical first entry of a diary in an adventure game. There's not gonna be any anything you can use here. //RIIIIING!!!!// There's the bell again. Better put the diary away and get ready to [[start the class|chapter one.]] <<set $churchchase to 2>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 2: Dear Diary, I was tempted today, but I'm proud to announce that once again I resisted the devil's grasp. Chase wanted me to play some basketball after class, but I knew the Lord would want me to go home immediately after I got out of school and read more of the bible! So that's what I did. It didn't even bother me when they called me names. Call me "Chaste Chase" all you want losers. My chastity is nothing to be ashamed of, what kind of a nun do they think I want to be? A nun in training, huh? Maybe this is a lost cause. //RIIIIING!!!!// <<set $churchchase to 3>> There's the bell again. Better put the diary away and get ready to [[start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 3: Dear Diary, It happened again today. I felt that burning sensation in my genitals. It didn't hurt, but I just couldn't get it to stop. I tried to distract myself from it by reading the bible, but I couldn't get my legs to stop squirming. I finally managed to keep them still by shoving a pillow between my legs. I found that by pushing my hips into the pillow, I could keep the sensation under control. I just worry what the Lord might think. I worry that if He looked down at the wrong moment, He might think I was pressing myself into the pillow for pleasure. Now you're getting somewhere. It looks like Chase is seriously pent up. You should keep reading to figure out the best way to turn her desires to your advantage. //RIIIIING!!!!// <<set $churchchase to 4>> There's the bell again. Looks like your reading will have to wait. [[Start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 4: Dear Diary, I think I'm going crazy. I can't handle this any more. The pillow isn't holding back the feeling between my legs any more. Even when I tried humping it in my panties. I came so close to masturbating today. I really really wanted to. My panties were dripping wet, the juices were starting to drip onto my bed. But I didn't masturbate, that's what's important. I just pulled down my panties, brought my hand over my vagina and just held it there. So, so, close. I don't know how much longer I can take this. I stared at my hand for almost 10 minutes, just wishing something would happen, praying someone would sneak into my room and force my hand downwards. But nobody did, and I kept my promise to the Lord. I'm not a slut. I have control of my body. I know it. <<set $churchchase to 5>> Fuck, you never realized it before, but Catholics have it tough. It's criminal what they put these kids through. //RIIIIING!!!!// Damn. Just when it was getting good. Though, something tells you you're not gonna have to read much longer. [[Start the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: Dear Diary, I'm so ashamed with myself. I can't believe I'm writing this down. It happened, after trying so hard to stop it, it happened. I want to say it wasn't my fault, but the Lord will know that it was. I was having that dream again, the one with Sir in it. Sir? Who's Sir...Wait a second, that's you! He came into my room, just like he always does and brought his face between my legs. I can't stop it in the dream. My legs just open for him like I'm some kind of whore. I want to scream and make him leave, but my body won't let me. But this time it was different because this time, I woke up. [[Next|kdkdkdkd;s;q]] <<set $churchchase to 6>>

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: I woke up and my hands were already inside my panties! I was rubbing myself, while I was asleep! I wanted to throw up I was so ashamed with myself. But yet for some reason, I couldn't pull my hands out from my panties. It was like I was asleep again, letting sir pleasure me, only now it was real! I was awake! I should've done something. But I didn't. I was frozen, shaking with anticipation. I don't know what happened, but some part of me already knew, that this was the night. This was the night that I would finally give in. [[Next|eyuiopdsvnm]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: So I rubbed myself, I began moving my hand savagely in all directions. It felt incredible, like nothing I'd ever felt before. My body shook uncontrollably, I reached my other hand down and pushed my fingers in. It was like I was in a trance. I began to say such obscene things. "Lick my pussy," "make me cum," "FUCK ME SIR!" I was imagining it on my own now, the scene from my dream. But sir was done licking me, he pulled out his penis and he was having sex with me. SEX! He was pushing his member inside me, in and out, and I was egging him on. I was wrapping my legs around him, pulling him deeper, telling him "don't stop! Don't stop." [[Next|dien;z;l]]

<img src="Images/Diary.jpg" height=400px> ENTRY 5: And that's when it really happened. The worst part of all. I...I orgasmed. I went all the way. Without warning I was left gasping for breath as air shot out of my lungs. My hips started pulsating on their own, thrusting up into the sky. I dug into the bed with my fingers, desperately trying to stop it. But it was already too late. Pleasure shot through my body in waves and waves and waves. There was nothing I could do but hold my breath and try not to scream. It was good. So terribly good. I cried for a long time after that, laying naked on my bed. I really really wanted to stay chaste. I didn't want to masturbate, I tried so hard not to! But I did. I failed. I kept thinking over and over, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter but I know that it does. I chose this. Do I even deserve to become a nun? It hurt a lot to mess up that much. I failed myself, I failed Mother Marian, and most of all, I failed him. I just hope that they can come to forgive me. [[Next|aklsdjfioiwedsxz]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> "That's enough reading for today." You put the book down. That was actually kind of intense. You really weren't expecting that from the game with silly guillotines and matrix references. Either way, that entry did give you droves of [[valuable information]]

Firstly, you learned that Chase's body is begging her for some dick. your dick in fact. She must have some thing for authority figures. But she's probably not going to fuck you with all of her catholic inhibitions still in place. You'll need to find a way to convince her to indulge in her carnal desires. Finally, you'll need a way to get Chase and you alone. Detention would be great, but Chase is so uptight it's unlikely that she's going to give you something to punish her for. Maybe you should try and frame her for something. The only question is, how? //RIIIING// The sound of the bell interrupts your thoughts. Shit, you still have a job to do. [[Teach the class|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseDesk2.jpg" height=400px> It doesn't look like there's any more entries to read. Luckily, you should have enough information to fuck her by now. *[[Fair Enough|Class]] *Actually [[could I get a refresher on what I'm supposed to do again?]]

Sure. Firstly, you learned that Chase's body is begging her for some dick. your dick in fact. She must have some thing for authority figures. But she's probably not going to fuck you with all of her catholic inhibitions still in place. You'll need to find a way to convince her to indulge in her carnal desires. Finally, you'll need a way to get Chase and you alone. Detention would be great, but Chase is so uptight it's unlikely that she's going to give you something to punish her for. Maybe you should try and frame her for something. The only question is, how? [[Thanks|Class]]

<img src="Images/Weed.jpg" height=400px> Some good old fashioned cannibis. The weed is 1 Babe Point Buy it? <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Hell Yeah|buyweed]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Weed.jpg" height=400px> Some weed was added to your inventory. Sweet! [[Back|Aurora]] <<set $hasweed to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> Nice to meet you! Say, you're Chase's teacher right? "She's the one with the basketball?" Yeah her. Lot of spirit in that kid. Too bad she's so bad at basketball. [["She is?"]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> The worst. She can't shoot to save her life. It really is a shame. If I had a shooter with half her energy on the team, we'd make it to nationals easy. "Well can't you help her? You know, coach her into a better player?" That's just the thing! She's so concerned with impressing me, that she's afraid to give it her all whenever I'm around. I just can't get through to her. "Huh, well, [[maybe I could help.]]"

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> Really, you think? "Well, actually, now that you mention it, I have no reason to think I'd be a good basketball coach. I don't have history in basketball or a background of athletecism of any kind." I think you'd be perfect! Why don't you try and catch her at the park sometime. If you can make her into a better player, I'd definitely find some way to reward you. [["I'll do my best then"|Locker Room]] <<set $locker to 1>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> <<if $locker == 1>> How's that training coming? [["It's coming"|Locker Room]] <<elseif $locker == 2>> Hey! I've been meaning to talk to you! You're not gonna believe this. Our team's in the playoffs, we've got a shot at making it to state! "That's awesome." And it's all thanks to Chase. She's improved so much so quickly, it's as if she's literally flying across the court. I'm beside myself really. All that training you guys did really must've paid off. "Well, I wouldn't say it totally paid off. If I remember correctly, I'm supposed to get some kind of a [[reward?]]" <<elseif $locker == 3>> Thanks again for all your help. [[Back|Locker Room]] <<else>> Thanks for all your help new guy. [[Back|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> A colorful locker. You wonder who it belongs too. *[[Try and guess the code]] *[[Back|Locker Room]]

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Alright you got this. The code is: <<textbox "$code1" "">>-<<textbox "$code2" "">>-<<textbox "$code3" "">> [[Guess]]

<<if $code1 == 16 && $code2 == 25 && $code3 == 40>><img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> It worked! You're in. Doesn't look like there's much inside there tho. If you wanted, you could probably put something INSIDE the locker, but only if you had something useful to hide here. <<if $hasweed>>[[Stash the weed inside the locker!]] <</if>>[[I'll come back later.|Locker Room]] <<else>><img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Looks like that's not the right code. [[Damn|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $churchchase > 5>> It's all coming into place. With this weed in Chase's locker, you'll be able to give her detention, and then her pussy is practically yourse. Hey, what are you doing? [["Aw crap!"]] <<else>> You go to stash the weed, but then you stop yourself. Maybe it's best not to put this here until you [[have a plan.|Locker Room]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> It's Coach Amy! Are you seriously doing what it looks like you're doing right now? "Probably...What do you think I'm doing?" I'm literally standing right here. Did you think I just //wouldn't notice// you stashing weed in a students locker? Hmm. Better think fast. You can't have this woman foiling your schemes. You read through way too many diary entries to let her stop you now. Think carefully, because //everything// will be determined by your next decision. Do you: *[[Whip your dick out.]] *[[Pull down your pants.]] *[[Show dick.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you whip your dick out. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have whipped your dick out. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you pull down your pants. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have pulled down your pants. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/Coach.jpg" height=400px> In a stroke of pure genius, you show dick. Coach Amy is stupefied. Oh my! I see you have showed dick. Truly you have bested me sir. I will allow you to tamper with this student's locker in peace. Coach Amy retreats in defeat. It's finaly time to [[put your plan into action.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> Weed was removed from your inventory. You put the weed in Chase's locker. Then you [[head back to class to find her.|kdkwoowowows]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> You find her in class, she's just getting ready to leave. Hello Sir! Can I help you with something? "Yes you can. Chase, I've been hearing rumors about you, and I need to know if their true." What kind of rumors sir? "Not the good kind. Please [[follow me to your locker.]]"

<img src="Images/ChaseLocker.jpg" height=400px> Sir, I swear whatever this is, I had nothing to do with it. "And I hope more than anything that that's true. Chase, this is your locker, correct." Yes sir. "Please [[open it.]]"

<img src="Images/ChaseLockerOpen.jpg" height=400px> Chase nervously opens the locker. A moment later, you find the weed. Sir, I swear on my life, that isn't mine. I would never smoke the devil's weed. "Chase. This weed in your locker is grounds for suspension. Are you aware of this?" Y-Yes. "You're a good kid. I don't want to have you suspended. I'm willing to let this slide, but I will have to ask you to spend the rest of the afternoon in dentention with me." Chase is absolutely terrified of being suspended. She eagerly accepts your offer of detention, and follows you back to [[your room.]]

<img src="Images/Chasesex1.png" height=400px> And now your finally here. You did it, you got Chase alone with you. It's only a matter of time now. She's been fantasizing about you for weeks. Surely this sudden closeness will break her. It's only a matter of time. [[Wait|ididioosop]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Chasesex2.png" height=400px> Time passes. Still nothing to report from Chase. She's just reading her bible. There's got to be some way to make her forget about her religion and loosen her up. [[Wait some more|ididioosopsads]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Chasesex1.png" height=400px> This isn't going how you planned it. Chase is too inhibitted to embrace her desires. [[Maybe if you wait just a little longer|idasdidioosop]] <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex">>

<img src="Images/Classroom.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIING// And that's the bell. Detention is over. You missed your chance. Damn it, you were so close! What the hell did you do wrong? At least you were able to "confiscate" the weed before Chase left. Some Weed was added to your inventory. [[Back|Enter]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex1.jpg" height=400px> You use your release inhibitions hack! Oh! Chase gasps and shifts in her chair. It's definitely doing something, but she seems to be resisting your hack. Maybe you should try using the hack again... <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex2">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex2.jpg" height=400px> You use your release inhibitions hack! Oh my Gosh! This is insane. You've activated the hack twice, and she's still holding out. Chase pulls her bible up close to her face. Please, Lord. Please give me the stregnth to resist my temptations Maybe you should try using the hack again... <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex3">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.png" height=400px> Alright. The gloves are coming off. You use the hack a third time and approach Chase. Sir! What are you doing, so...close to me. "Is everything okay Chase. You looked like you could use some help." Chase stares up into your eyes. She wants this so bad. [[This is it!]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex1.gif" height=400px> Or so you thought! Chase tears herself away from you and kneels in prayer. No I mustn't give in! I must resist, for like God said in Corinthians 10:13: No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted- You've had just about enough of this. [[It's time you released her inhibitions your own way.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex2.gif" height=400px> You slap your dick right between the pages. [[That's fucking badass!]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.jpg" height=400px> SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING "I know you want this." I mean...I do but...NO! I don't...but...Aaaahaa... Now. Hit her with one final release inhibitions. <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "ChaseSex4">>

<img src="Images/ChaseSex5.jpg" height=400px> Oh, fuck sir. Why does your cock have to be so huge? Chase's body has given in. I could taste it right? Just a quick taste. I-I feel like I need to know what it taste like... Yes! Come on...[[She's almost there...]]

<img src="Images/ChaseSex3.gif" height=400px> No! What am I saying! I've got to resist <<linkappend "Next">> <img src="Images/ChaseSex4.gif" height=400px> But-But...That cock looks so good. <<linkappend "Next">> <img src="Images/ChaseSex5.gif" height=400px> No! Please don't make me do this. Keep me away from that beautiful, delicious....Mmmph! Chase slams your cock into her throat. [[It's about time!]] <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Chase1.gif" height=400px> Fuck, I can't take it anymore! Bend me over and fuck me like the whore I am! [[With pleasure]]

<img src="Images/HW1.png" height=400px> You get ready to hand back yesterday's homework. You know, this could be a good opprotunity to //tamper with the grades.// *[[Do it!|ddidosoap]] *[[Nah|chapter one.]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> <<if $smartchase == 3>> STUFF <<elseif $smartchase == 1>> Oh come on. Do you really expect me to let you get away with this shit again? "Excuse me?" Don't play dumb with me. I know your tampering with my homework to get me to fuck you. Damn. She's good. [["I don't know what you're talking about."]] <<elseif $smartchase == 0>> Before handing back the homework, you mark a few more "errors" in your students work. Really, sir? Chase seems like she might be on to your schemes, but she puts the tampered homework into her bag without any complaints. Satisfied with your meddling, you [[finish the class|School]] <<set $smartchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Let's just cut the bullshit, alright. Chase, Chase? Could you give us a minute? The other Chases leave the room. "You can't just dismiss my students." "Your students?" You make me sick. No one as idiotic should be calling ANYONE their students. It seems like Chase really puts a lot of stock in her intelligence. Maybe you can use this to your advantage. "I don't know Chase. Something tells me you're just upset that you're finally being taught by [[someone smarter than you.]]"

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Chase laughs. Smarter than me? Don't be ridiculous! No one is smarter than me. "Perhaps you'd like to put that to the test then?" Do you seriously think you could outsmart me in a test of wit? Fine, I'm willing to put it too the test. "Okay great...but how are we going to test our wit?" I've got just the thing. Follow me. [[You've got a bad feeling about this.]]

<img src="Images/Field.jpg" height=400px> Chase leads you to a field behind the school. "Chase, what are we doing out here?" You'll see in a moment. Turn around smart guy. [[Turn around]]

Oh God! <img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> So! You want to have a battle of wits? Chase has completely transformed. She's now in the body of...a man? What the hell is going on here, and- "Who the hell is that?" Chase turns the blindfolded girl next to her. Oh her? Don't worry about her, she was just too hard to crop out. [["Okay..."]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> I suppose it's safe to assume you don't know the rules to a battle of wits. "No, I guess I don't" It's simple. Before me are two glasses of wine. When I turn my back, you shall place this inside one of the glasses. Chase hands you a small vial of <<linkappend powder.>> <img src="Images/Powder.jpg" height=200><</linkappend>> [["What's this?"]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Iocane powder. Oderless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. Wait, did she say, deadly? "I didn't know we were battling to the death!" It's not a battle of wits unless death is on the line! Surely you're not afraid, are you? Shit, maybe this is too much... *"On second thought [[maybe I should back out|Enter]]." *What do you have to lose? [["Bring it, lady."]]

<img src="Images/Glasses.jpg" height=400px> Excellent. Now, I will turn my back to you. Choose one of the glasses to poison. Let's see if you're able to fool me. It's do or die time. Do you: *[[Poison the right glass.]] *[[Poison the left glass.]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Tell Chase to turn around. It's done. Hmm. Chase thinks silently for a long time. Is she hoping you'll give something away? I've solved it! The poison is in the left glass! Ha! Yes, you've won! But wait, something's up. Chase is staring behind you petrified. Sir! Look behind you, it's Thanos! Yeah right. Does she honestly expect you to believe that [[Thanos|rightthan]] is behind you?

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Tell Chase to turn around. It's done. Hmm. Chase thinks silently for a long time. Is she hoping you'll give something away? I've solved it! The poison is in the right glass! Ha! Yes, you've won! But wait, something's up. Chase is staring behind you petrified. Sir! Look behind you, it's Thanos! Yeah right. Does she honestly expect you to believe that [[Thanos|Leftthan]] is behind you?

HOLY SHIT! <img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> It's fucking Thanos! "Thanos! Is that really you?" You know it brother. Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Dude Thanos, [[I haven't seen you in forever.|Lefttwo]]"

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> You're right. You haven't. We totally need to hang sometime. Actually, are you free now? "Shit man, I'm not actually. I'm kinda in the middle of something here." Damn. That's alright. I'll hit you up the next time I'm free. "For sure man, for sure." Alright. See ya later bro. [["See ya."|Leftthree]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> You turn back to Chase. You ready to drink? "You're damn right I am!" Chase picks up the right glass, and drinks it down. You drink the left one. You've got her now. After all that iocane powder she'll drop dead any second. Hey, wait a minute, weren't you trying to fuck her? Why did you agree to a contest that ends with one of you dead? Also, is it possible that Chase switched the position of the glasses while your back was turned? You wouldn't think it, but all of a sudden [[your head feeling really light...|Injured]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> <<set $smartchase to 2>> You turn back to Chase. You ready to drink? "You're damn right I am!" Chase picks up the left glass, and drinks it down. You drink the right one. You've got her now. After all that iocane powder she'll drop dead any second. Hey, wait a minute, weren't you trying to fuck her? Why did you agree to a contest that ends with one of you dead? Also, is it possible that Chase switched the position of the glasses while your back was turned? You wouldn't think it, but all of a sudden [[your head feeling really light...|Injured]]

[[Next|aoidoisjoijp]]

Slowly, painfully, you come too. Your blurry vision finally foccusses itself on- <<if $hasvaccine==false>> <img src="Images/NurseBend1.jpg" height=400px> Oh no! You must've died and gone to heaven. What's this babe doing leaning over your bed. Oh finally. You're awake. [["Am I dead?"|aks;]] <<else>> <img src="Images/NurseBend2.jpg" height=400px> Woah! Are those the Doc's tis? Hey? What are you staring at? [[Next|ddkkkdk]] <</if>>

[[Next|adsjofiasjd]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> I would hope not. That'd be a lousy way to pay me back for the hours I had to spend operating on you. "Wait, this is a hospital, so your a-" Doctor. Yeah. Sorry I don't dress like it. I figure I get the job done and that's what matters. "Well, I'm certainly not complaining." Good, now let's get you outta here. [["I'm leaving?"|alk;sjdf;]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> No rest for the wicked I'm afraid. We've got to make room for other patients. You stand up, you feel surprisingly unfazed considering what you just went through. "Alright well thanks for everything." For sure. Also, take this. [["What's this?"|aodoiioio]]

<img src="Images/Vaccine.jpg" height=400px> It's a tuberculosis vaccine. Don't ask. They make us give them to every first time patient. "Okay then." A Tuberculosis Vaccine was added to your inventory. [[Back|Hospital]] <<set $hospital to 1>> <<set $hasvaccine to true>>

<img src="Images/Hospital.jpg" height=400px> The Local Hospital. They'll patch you up whenever your hurt. [[Enter|InnerHospital]] Go to: *[[Park]]

<img src="Images/InnerHospital.jpg" height=400px> The Hospital Lobby. A [[Doctor]] is here. <<if $affection == 5>>You notice a [[condom dispenser]] to your left.<</if>> <<if $twin == 2 && $epipen == 0>>You notice a purse with an [[EpiPen]] sticking out of it.<</if>> [[Go Back|Hospital]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.jpg" height=400px> Ha! You really think you can beat me? Fine. I'll face you again. [[Outside]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase disguises herself and grabs that blindfolded girl from out of nowhere. Alright then, two glasses of wine. You can choose which to poison. Again with the poison. Even if you win, Chase is just going to die. If only you had something more useful to put in the glasses. <<if true>>*[[Poison the left]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Poison the right]] <</if>><<if $hasaphrodisiac>>*[[Put aphrodisiac powder in BOTH!!]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase ponders the cups. Then she speaks. I choose the right cup. Haha! Wrong again. Now all you have to do is make sure Chase doesn't switch the cups again, and your victory is assured. Bro, is that you? [["Don't tell me."|Thanossleft]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Once again Chase ponders the cups. Then she speaks. I choose the left cup. Haha! Wrong again. Now all you have to do is make sure Chase doesn't switch the cups again, and your victory is assured. Bro, is that you? [["Don't tell me."|Thanosslefast]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Chase deliberates, then finally she decides. I choose the glass on the left. Quick look behind you! It's always the same with this woman. You look behind you, nothing's there. You know Chase is probably switching the glasses around behind your back, but you put aphrodisiac in both. She can't win this round. Oh, I, well...I thought I saw something. No matter. Let's drink. [[Drink]]

<img src="Images/Thanos.jpg" height=400px> "Thanos! What are you doing here?" I don't know bro. I was just like, on a walk, and then here you are! Thanos gives you a <<linkappend fistbump.>> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Wow. Crazy how you keep bumping into me at the most inconvinient moments." I know bro. Crazy. I can see that you're busy, so I'll leave you to it. But I just had to say hey to my main man before I left. [[Thanks Thanos|Thanossleft2]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Alright here. We go. Chase downs the right cup. You down the left. This time, you've got her. This time for sure! Just so long as she didn't switch the glasses behind your back again when you were talking to Thanos. But there's no way that happened, she wouldn't try that again... Fuck. Shit. You can already tell that she did. You feel that same lightheadedness coming on again. [[Fucking Thanos!|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> "Sorry Doc, I must have been seeing things." Well unless you're still seeing things, you're gonna have to get out of here. We got more patients to tend to. Fuck, [[Again?|Hospital]]

You try to enter the premium section, but the doors are locked! <img src="Images/GymsClosed.png" height=400px> "What the hell" There's a [[note on the door.]]

<img src="Images/GymsClosed.png" height=400px> //Premium section is reserved for member of the World's Strongest Men Coalition. If you are a member, please scan your Strongman Badge now.// <<if $hasbadge>>[[Scan your badge]] [[Back|Inner Gym]] <<else>>Fuck! World's Strongest Men Coalition? What the fuck is that? Looks like you'll need to get one of these "badges" if you want to get in here. [[Back|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<<if $mandy == 0>><img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> You walk into the premium section of the gym. It's a lot like the regular section of the gym only there's a different girl in here. [[Say hello.]] <<else>><img src="Images/Gym.jpg" height=400px> Looks like Mandy's gone. Not much left to do here. [[Back|Inner Gym]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> <<if $sportchase == 0>> "Hey Chase! What are you up to?" Even though basketball practice is over for the day, I still felt like practicing some shots on my own. <<if $locker > 0>>That's good. [[Want some help?]] <<else>>[[Good for you|Park]]<</if>> <<else>> Back again? Listen I'm trying to practice here, so unless you want another shot at those Baskeball problems, I'd appreciate it if you left me be. [[Give me another shot at those math problems!|a;ldskfja]] [[Sorry|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> Chase frowns. Chase warned me you'd pull something like this. You just want to help me so that you can fuck me. "What! That's not true, Coach Amy asked me to try and help you with your shots." Chase eyes you skeptically. Coach Amy, huh? Why would she ask you to help me? Are you like, good at basketball or something? You thought this was going to be a problem. Looks like you can either: *[[Lie]] and pretend you're good at basketball. *[[Admit defeat|Park]]

<img src="Images/BasketBall.jpg" height=400px> Alright then. Let's see you prove it. Chase hands you a piece of paper. "What's this?" This should be easy for basketball expert like you. Look at the [[paper.|a;ldskfja]]

<img src="Images/Problem1.jpg" height=400px> <<if $sportchase == 0>> Wait a second, what is this? <</if>>//If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=-x(x-3) at what point will the ball hit the ground?// So it's an algebra problem huh? A lesser man would open up a new tab in their browser and type this equation into www.desmos.com/calculator and see where the graph intersects the x axis, but you're better than that. In fact, you already know the answer, it's: <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|Problem2]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 3>> Chase nods. So maybe you're okay at basketball. But I'm still not convinced you're good enough to train me. [[Chase hands you another sheet of paper.]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. Damn. Couldn't even solve a 9th grade algebra problem. [[You turn away from Chase in shame.|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Problem2.jpg" height=400px> //If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=-0.5x^2+5x-8 at what point will the ball hit the ground?// Another algebra problem huh? Ha! This is a joke. You could solve thise problem with your eyes closed. Hell, you're so god damn good at algebra you could solve it faster than somebody who opened a new tab and went to www.desmos.com/calculator to see where the graph intersects the x axis,. You're literally an algebra god. In a matter of seconds you factor that motherfucker and give Chase your answer: <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|Problem3]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 8>> Chase nods. Alright, I'll admit it. You're a lot smarter than I gave you credit for. Let me just quiz you one more time, and I'll be convinced. [[Chase hands you another sheet of paper.|99380]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. Damn. Couldn't even solve a 10th grade algebra problem. [[You turn away from Chase in shame.|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Problem3.jpg" height=400px> //If Chase needs to throw a basketball so that the path of the ball follows the curve of y=(0.2x^3-0.3x^2+0.1)(-0.1x^5+0.4x^2+4)+0.3 at what point will the ball hit the ground?// Okay. What the fuck. Why does she just have 8th degree polynomial equations on her. How the fuck is anybody supposed to do this? Alright, just stay calm. You can do this. You know about math and stuff. Yeah this will be easy... Just whatever you do, don't click [[this link|https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6]] to go to www.desmos.com/calculator and copy and paste the equation into the calculator! Do anything but that. Above all, don't look at where the graph intersects with the x axis to get your answer. Don't be a bitch. You can do this. <<textbox "$answer" "">> [[Submit|end]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> <<if $answer == 2.3 || $answer == 2,3>> Chase stares at your answer. Wow, you actually got it right. I don't believe it. You can't help but smile to yourself. She's right, it is impressive. How many people could actually solve an 8th degree polynomial without using a graphing calculator at www.desmos/caluculator? Your math skills are truly a feat worth marveling at. You must //really// want to fuck me. [["What?"|9dojdjosioj]] <<else>> Chase scoffs. Chase was right about you, you are dumb as as a doornail. "A basketball shot goes up and then down. It's not even possible to throw a basketball along that curve." That's funny, because I don't see how that's my problem. Damn. Looks like you have nothing left to do but [[accept defeat|Park]] <<set $sportchase to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> "I thought I was proving to you that I was good basketball coach." Come on, you don't seriously think math problems are a good way to test your baskeball ability. Well now that she mentions it, it was a bit strange. I was just trying to embarrass you with the math problems I keep in my purse. But you actually solved it. You went through the hard, no shortcut, paper and pencil drudgery of that 8th degree polynomial. You definitely did that. I just can't believe it. Nobody has ever gone through that much work to fuck me. [["Really?"]]

<img src="Images/Basketball.jpg" height=400px> Yeah I mean, everybody always says. "I wanna fuck Chase," or "I wanna fuck Chase," but no one ever says, "I wanna fuck Chase!" You wonder if the dev has realized how unfunny the "They're all named Chase" joke is yet. "Well, what can I say, I wanna fuck Chase." Well damn. You know what, that's actually really cool, and I do need a break from all this shot practice. What do you say sir? Feel like inviting me home? [["Do I ever!"|Chase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport1.gif" height=400px> You head back to your place. Chase strips down and goes to work on your cock. [[Nice!|Chasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Dumpster3.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. No luck. Not really sure what you were expecting checking the dumpster that's literally one screen away from where you got the quest. <<set $schooldumpster to 1>> <<if $pooldumpster == 1 && $shopdumpster == 1>>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|School]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> You're just about to leave when, to your surprise, you notice Aurora standing behind you. "Aurora! What are you doing here?" I was about to ask you the same thing. What are you doing looking through dumpsters? You explain the "lucky dumbell" situation to her. You should try looking through the dumpsters in the alley. There's always a bunch of key items in there. [["There are dumpster in the alley?"]]

<img src="Images/Dumpster2.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. Nothing. <<set $pooldumpster to 1>> <<if $schooldumpster == 1 && $shopdumpster == 1 >>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|Pool]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dumpster1.jpg" height=400px> You check for the pink dumbell. Nothing. <<set $shopdumpster to 1>> <<if $schooldumpster == 1 && $pooldumpster == 1 >>[[Back|EVENT!]] <<else>>[[Back|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. Here, I'll show you where to look. Aurora takes you back to the alley, and sure enough, there they are. Dumpsters from as far as the eye can see. How did you miss these earlier? Well, anyways, there's probably a good chance that the dumbell is here...actually, wait-[[There it is!]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> Finally! You made it. Your long journey has come to an end. You reach out to grab the dumbell when suddenly- Hey you. Hold it! There's somebody behind you. [[Turn around|idoijoa]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> I got you now motherfucker. Dumpster diving is a federal offence! Put your hands where I can see them! Holy shit, it's a babe-I mean-it's a cop! Fuck, you better do something. *[[Cooperate with the officer.]] *[[Try and talk your way out of it.]] *[["I'm not going back to jail!!!"]] <<set $rubble to 20001>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> "I'm sorry-" I don't want to see and apology. I want to see you put your FUCKING HANDS in the FUCKING AIR like you FUCKING JUST DON'T CARE. You put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Alright good. Now, I want you to listen to me motherfucker. If you take one goddam step towards me, I'm gonna fucking blast ya, ya hear? Blast ya. Do I make myself clear? [["Crystal."]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> "Listen lady, I know what this looks like, but you gotta understand, I'm not dumpster diving. In fact, I was throwing out trash." Thowing out trash in a private dumpster is //also// a federal offense. "I know but-" The cop shoots you six times in the chest. [[What the fuck?|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> You grab an AK-47 off of the ground and open fire. Shit! The Cop ducks for cover. You keep on shooting. "You'll never take me alive copper!" You keep your finger on the trigger. Bullets bounce off of the metal and used condoms that the cop is using for cover like hail on a windsield. //Click. Click.// Aw fuck. Out of ammo? Already? Fuck. Fuck! [[Gotta think fast.]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> That's good. Internal affairs keeps telling me I need to work on my clarity. Now put your hands behind your head and approach the vehical. The Cop gestures towards her cop car parked a few feet away. You take a step towards it and- What the fuck dude! I JUST said not another step. Didn't I say that? I said "Not another step, or I fucking blast ya!" Were you NOT listening? "I know, but you just said-" The cop shoots you six times in the chest. [[What the fuck?|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> The Cop jumps out from behind her cover and draws her weapon. Say your prayers motherfucker! "Fuck!" You pick up a second AK-47 off of the ground and take aim. "You'll never take me alive-" //BANG!// The Cop unloads a round straight into your chest. Damn. She's good. Not everyday you meet a woman who can shoot you before you have a chance to- //BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!// [[Oh, fuck|Injured]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> Alright. Here we go. Final stretch. Just gotta grab the thing and get out of here. [[Grab the thing.]]

<img src="Images/Dumbell.jpg" height=400px> You grab the dumbell. Finally. You pull it out and... Hold it right there, punk! Put your hands in the air and turn around slow. Aw fuck. [[Not again!]]

You turn around to face your foe. Ready for the fight of your life... <img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Woah, calm down MC, it's just me. It's...Aurora. But- "You sounded just like the Cop!" I know, I altered my voice so that I'd sound pink. Cool trick huh? [[It's a decent trick.]]

<img src="Images/Aurora.jpg" height=400px> Anyways, I gotta get going, good luck fucking whoever it is you're trying to fuck. "Thanks Aurora." A "Lucky Dumbell" was added to your inventory. [[About time.|Alley]] <<set $rubble to 50000>>

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl notices you, she looks surprised. Oh hey there. You lost? "Lost? Why would I be lost?" This is the premium gym. You have to be verified by the WSMC to get in here. [[Show her your badge.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> Now she looks really surprised. Oh damn, this is the real thing. You must really know how to pack that muscle in. I never would've guessed you were a part of the society from just looking at you. Ouch. Hey! Don't take it the wrong way, I'm actually glad to have the company. It gets lonely down here all by myself. Actually, do you think you'd like to work out with me? I could use someone to help spot me while I squat. [["Sure"|ajiodjpasd]]

<img src="Images/Powder2.jpg" height=400px> The girl hands you container of powder. "What's this?" Protien powder. Mix it up with water and make yourself a shake. We don't want you protien deprived now do we? "I don't have a water bottle." There's some on the shelf over there, premium section has you coverd. Mix me up one too will ya? I haven't had mine today. [[Make the shake.]]

<img src="Images/Shake.jpg" height=400px> You make the protien shakes. Thanks! The girl downs the shake in one gulp, you try your best to do the same. Ahh, I love a good protien shake! Now we should... The girl trails off. [[Something's up.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> "Are you okay?" I think so, it's just...all of a sudden I feel kinda funny, like... "Horny?" Yes! I'm actually feeling really horny right now, how did you know? [["Wild guess."]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl rushes back over to the can of protien powder. Oh fuck. What-how-How did this happen? "What's going on." There's some sort of a mistake! That wasn't protien powder, it was an aphrodisiac! Huh, that would explain why your dick just ripped through your pants. Though you figured that was just regular porn game stuff. [["What do we do?"]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> There's only one thing we can do. We need to fuck, right now. There's no time to waste. The girl rips off your clothes and graps your dick. "I feel a blowjob coming on." Blowjob? Are you crazy! I need that dick inside me now. NOW! [[Oblige]]

<img src="Images/Gym1.gif" height=400px> The girl slams her ass down on your cock. It's incredibly satisfying. Fuck me! This isn't satisfying at all. I need more! I think you need to fuck my ass! [[Can't say no to that]]

<img src="Images/Gym2.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! That's it! That's just what I need. God, don't stop. [[Let her take control]]

<img src="Images/Gym3.gif" height=400px> Shit. That aphrodisiac is really making this difficult to hold back. "Hey, uh, gym girl, I don't know if-" It's fine, I know. I've already cum 4 times. You can cum on my face if you need to. [[Alright!]]

<img src="Images/Gym4.gif" height=400px> Boom Shakalaka. [[Next|aCan't say no to that]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> The girl cleans herself back up. Fuck, that was enough workout for a lifetime! I think I'm gonna need to head home and rest. "Hey, before you go, are you doing anything with that aphrodisiac powder?" You want this? I was going to throw it away. "Let me throw it away for you. I'm, uh, really good at throwing things away." ... [[She's not buying it.]]

<img src="Images/Mandy.jpg" height=400px> "Like seriously, I used to work as a trashman. They called me King of Trash in highschool. It's criminal for you to try and throw that away yourself- Look, I'm just gonna stop you there. Truth is I still feel bad about mixing up the powder in the first place. So as long as this makes us cool, I'll let you have it. Aphrodisiac Powder was added to your Inventory. Nice! There's no way that doesn't come in handy. [[Head back|Inner Gym]] <<set $mandy to 1>> <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $hasaphrodisiac to true>>

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Chase downs her glass. She breaks out into a guffaw. "What's so funny?" I just, I can't believe it. You fell for it again. Every time you turn around I switch the glasses around. That way you always end up drinking poison. "That's strange, I don't feel sick in the slightest." Chase smirk falls straight off of her face. You lousy pervert! What did you do! [[Next|iooaisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/ChaseField.jpg" height=400px> Oh fuck! Chase falls to her knees, her hands running inside her pants, desperately trying to please herself. Oh no! This-This is an aphrodisiac! You put an aphrodisiac in the glasses! "You're damn right I did." You're so cool. Oh fuck, you-you actually outsmarted me, I've never been outsmarted before. Getting outsmarted...it's...actually kinda hot! [[Aw Shit!|iooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch1.jpg" height=400px> You don't know whether it's the aphrodisiac or just the fact that you outsmarted her, but in a few seconds Chase is out of her costume and on your cock. [[Fuck yeah!|iasdooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch2.jpg" height=400px> Oh yes fuck me! Things are going quite well. [[Next|iasdooaadsfissdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch3.jpg" height=400px> You turn Chase over. Aw yeah, this is so amazing! [[It is|iasadooaadsfisdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch4.jpg" height=400px> Wait a minute, hold on. Weren't we just in a field? [["So?"|iasadooaadsfiasdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch5.jpg" height=400px> So that doesn't bother you? How did we get to this bed? What's going on? Chase is really freaking out. This probably isn't the best time to break it too her that she's an NPC in a porn game. Just say anything other than that and you should be good. [[Hmmm|iasadooaadsfisdjfaoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch6.jpg" height=400px> "You're an NPC in a porn game." GOD DAMN IT! What? "None of this is real. I'm trapped in a simulation, and the only way out is for me to fuck babes like you." Chase starts having a panic attack on your cock [[This could not be going worse|iasadooaadsfiasdfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch7.jpg" height=400px> "Please, Chase, try and keep calm. It's not that big a deal- YES! YES YES YES! Oh shit, maybe it's not a panic attack. [["Are you good?"|iasadooaadsfiasdfasdfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch8.jpg" height=400px> I fucking knew it! I've been telling Chase and Chase for //months// now! I knew we were in a porn game! YES! YESSS! I knew I was right and they were wrong! "Well, I'm glad you're finally vindicated." Me too, now cum on my face so I can go rub it in their stupid faces! [["Whatever you say."|iasadooaadsfiasdfasadfsdjfoij]]

<img src="Images/Ch10.jpg" height=400px> I'm a genius. [[You sure are.|School]] Aphrodisiac Powder was removed from your Inventory. <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $smartchase to 3>>

<img src="Images/MooreGym.jpg" height=400px> Well, I certainly don't want to let that work go to waste! You found my luck dumbell! You know what that means don't you? "We fuck now?" Of course not, silly! Now you get to look for my lucky barbell! I think you can find it somwhere near the Shops. [["Are you fucking kidding me?"]]

Tee hee! Of course I am silly. Now give me your cock! <img src="Images/Rubble1.gif" height=400px> [[Next|jaiopdufapoi]]

<img src="Images/Rubble2.gif" height=400px> Say? Do you know if this bench is clean? [["Why do you ask?"|jaiopdufasdapadfoi]]

<img src="Images/Rubble3.gif" height=400px> It's just, it'd be nice to know I'm not fucking on a dirty bench. "Hm...Well, if you're really concerned about it, I bet we could think of a few ways to clean it off." How? Oh, no. You're about to say it aren't you. Oh man, please for the love of god don't do it. Don't say what you're about to say. [[Next|3jaiopdufasdapadfoi]]

"LET'S CLEAN IT WITH CUM!!" <img src="Images/Rubble4.gif" height=400px> Why do you always do this? [[Finish up.|3jaiopduasfasdapadfoi]]

<img src="Images/AlliGym.jpg" height=400px> You put your clothes back on. Alli comes over and gives you a <<linkappend "high five">> <img src="Images/HighFive.png" height=225px><</linkappend>> Nice work bro, you put on quite a show there. "Thanks." Anytime. Anyways, I'm just about done with my workout. I'll catch you back at the House. *[["See ya"|Inner Gym]] <<set $BP +=1>> <<set $Allistate to "Post Gym">>

Wincest Patch: A wise man once said, "Incest is Wincest." Only you can't have incest in your game if you wanna be funded on Patreon. This patch will hack into the games inner-most data and change Alli from you Sister to your Step-Sister. Unless I think of something funnier for the hack to do before then. Buy it? (1000 Babe Points) *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) Damn. That's one expensive hack. I wonder if the dev has a goal over on Patreon to lower the cost. Might be worth a look... [[Back|Your Room]]

Great. Now lean up against the slide so I can give you a titjob. <img src="Images/Kagney1.gif" height=400px> Wow, look at that you really are in a weird blow up pool thing. [[Next|alsdjfoiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney2.gif" height=400px> You know, part of you really wants to complain about this. Like, the dev managed to find an image of this porn actress at a public pool. How come they weren't able to pirate a porn video of that actress at the pool? [[Next|aasflsdjfoiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney3.gif" height=400px> But, as much as you want to complain about the continuity errors, you realize that if it's frustrating //for you// that the dev couldn't find the porn video they wanted, it was probably ''//really frustrating//'' for the dev not to be able to find that video. The dev was probably up all night driving themselves up the wall, "Why the fuck can't I find the video of this chick having sex in a public pool? Why? WHYYY!" On second thought, you're just happy you get to have sex with this chick in the first place, and all you have to worry about is- Hey, aren't you paying attention? [[''Sorry''|aasflsdjfoasdiajsdo]]

<img src="Images/Kagney4.gif" height=400px> Man. You really gotta stop doing that. [[Back|Inner Pool]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $poolgirl to 3>>

<img src="Images/Lifeguard2.gif" height=400px> Not good enough Sign Avenger! I need your hands on my body! [["On it."|ioapodijn3em,asdfd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard3.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! Choke me with your avenging hands! [[Well, if she wants it rough.|ioapodafdijn3em,asdfd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard4.gif" height=400px> MMMM yess!!! [[Cum|ioapodafdijn3em,asdasdffd.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard5.gif" height=400px> Word to your mother. [[Nice|Inner Pool]] <<set $lifeguard to 4>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Sport2.gif" height=400px> Mmm, you like that? "Do I ever!" Good, now put it inside me. [[You got it!!|aChasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport3.gif" height=400px> Oh yes! Your cock is amazing. Do you think you could put it in my ass? [[I'll do my best!|aChasdassde Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport1.jpg" height=400px> 'A picture is worth a thousand words' -Joe Biden. [[Next|aCashasdase Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport4.gif" height=400px> You gona cum for me Sir? [[You know it!|aChasdaseasd Sex]]

<img src="Images/Sport2.jpg" height=400px> 'I just came on a bitch' -Also Joe Biden. [[Finish up|aCashasdaasdfse Sex]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Chase goes to the bathroom to get dressed. You take a moment to relax. You know, it's great that you got laid, but it would've been nice if you could've actually helped Chase with her basketball game. Maybe I can be of assistance. [["What's that? Who's there?"]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't worry man. It's just me, Wayne Gretzky. The greatest hockey player of all time. Did I hear you think about helping someone improve their sports skills? Chase comes out of the bathroom. Oh my gosh! Wayne Gretzky! It's really you! I'm sure you get this a lot Sir, but I'm your biggest fan! [[Since when did he become sir?]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> Hey, thanks, always happy to meet one of my fans. Now what going on with your sports training? It's my shots sir! I can't seem to make any of them. Well, that's no fun. Tell me, have you ever heard the phrase- "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take?" Yes sir, I have! It's my personal mantra. I repeat it to myself 20 times every night before I go to sleep. [[Next|aidooooooos]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> That's just the thing. You do miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. But there's something else you need to know. A secret only known to a select few super sportspeople. Oh tell me, tell me please! Wayne Gretzky leans in close to Chase and whispers the secret that singlehandedly won him 5 Stanley Cup championships. "You MAKE 100 percent of the shots you DON'T miss. There is silence, total silence, [[and then.|aadsfidooooasdfooos]]

<img src="Images/Wayne.jpg" height=400px> OH MY GOSH THAT'S IT THAT'S IT THAT'S FUCKING IT! Chase flies out the window. Ha! That oughta help her out with her game. "Gee, uh, thanks Wanye Gretzky." Anytime. Wayne Gretzky escapes through a hole in the ground that he spent the last 4 years digging up with a prison spoon. [[And that's that.|Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $sportchase to 2>> <<set $locker to 2>>

<img src="Images/Coach1.jpg" height=400px> You didn't think I would forget did you? Coach Amy starts sucking your cock. [[Nice!|a;dfoiiooioiiowe]]

<img src="Images/CoachFuck.gif" height=400px> Fuck yeah! This is great! "That it is." But you know what would make it better? "What?" Some fucking trains! [["Huh?"|a;asdfdfoiiooioiiowe]]

<img src="Images/LockerRoom.jpg" height=400px> Coach Amy leaps off your cock and takes off out the door. Choo Choo! All aboard the motherfucking Sex Express baby WHOOOO! You better [[follow her.]]

<img src="Images/Coach1.gif" height=400px> You Chase Amy across town. You eventually end up at some train tracks. Come on new guy. We got some fucking to do! She beckons you towards a car. [[Follow her.]]

<img src="Images/Coach2.gif" height=400px> Coach Amy hops into a car. Come on, hurry up! This one's empty. [[Hurry.]]

<img src="Images/Coach3.gif" height=400px> Coach Amy hops back down. Wait! I want you hard first. Nobody gets inside the Sex Express without a hard cock! [[No complaints here]]

<img src="Images/Coach4.gif" height=400px> Dick hardened, you enter the abandoned car. All aboard! Amy starts "Chugging" and "Chooing" on your cock. [[Okay then.]]

<img src="Images/Coach5.gif" height=400px> You switch positions. Oh my god, I fucking LOVE trains! Can you fucking believe we're in a train right now? "Well, you did take me across town to a train-" WHOOO YEAH, BABY! I'M FUCKING IN A TRAIN! Let's just [[cum|opo]] and get this over with.

<img src="Images/Coach6.gif" height=400px> An excellent nut. A veritable locamoative of a nut. Fuck, now she's even got you doing it. Head back to the [[Locker Room]]. <<set $locker to 3>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Chase2.gif" height=400px> Oh yes, YES! Oh fuck my slut pussy. Oh yes Sir! Yes! Why did I ever think I was meant to be pure! Fuck the love of god right out of me! [[Next|ooooospsdsdssdfsdfsd]]

<img src="Images/Chase3.gif" height=400px> I want you to dirty me sir! I want you to break me! Destroy everything that I believe in with your big fat perfect cock! [[Cum|iooiooispqn,zl]]

<img src="Images/Chase4.gif" height=400px> Yess!! Chase seems quite pleased. [[Finsh up|iooiooispqsadn,zl]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> Chase cleans herself off and gets dressed. Well Sir, I must be going now. Chase heads for the door. [["Chase, wait."]]

<img src="Images/Chase1.jpg" height=400px> What is it Sir? "I just wanted to say, please don't blame yourself or anything for what we just did. I'd hate it if you spent the next week crying over failing God or whatever..." Chase walks over and kisses you on the cheek. Don't be silly Sir. I'm SO over God. I'm going to find somebody else to fuck! I've gotta get a lot of practice in if I want to be a prostitute someday. Looks like some things never change. [["Good luck."|Class]] <<set $churchchase to 7>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/StartBanner.jpg" height=600> WELCOME TO BABEQUEST! This is Version 0.9. ''WARNING: This game contains graphic sexual content. All characters and models depicted in this game are at least 18 years of age. The events of this game are purely fictional. If you are under the age of 18 you MAY NOT play this game.'' [[I understand|Untitled Passage3]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 18>> What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 3]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "penny" || $riddle1 == "Penny">> Yay! You got it! You know what that means! "The GIF sex scene I've been waiting for for the past three updates?" That's right, mister! The full monty. Time to show me what you got! [[Say no more!|Girl Scout Sex 3]] <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/DareBJ1.gif" height=400px> Ah, the blowjob from way back in update 0.1. Man, this brings you back. It's still got that low quality effect that the pornhub gif generater makes. [[On to the new stuff]]

<img src="Images/SouthSide.jpg" height=400px><<if $hassouthside>> <<if $hitler != 1 || random(5) != 5>> You're on South Street. Go To: *[[North Side|Pool]] *[[Cafe]] *[[Police Station]] *[[Beach]] <<else>> You step on to south street when <<linkappend "suddenly-">> "HOLY FUCK!" <img src="Images/CarCrash.gif" height=225px> A car hurtles toward you at lighting speed! [[Jump out of the way!]] <</linkappend>> <</if>> <<else>> The South Side of Town, unlocks access to The Beach, The Police Station, and much much more! Unlock it now? (Costs 3 Babe Points)<<if $BP > 2>> *[[Hell Yeah|buySouth]] *[[Maybe later|Pool]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Pool]] <</if>> <</if>> <<set $tylerlink to "South Side">> <<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 0>><<goto "tylerpitch">><</if>><<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 1>><<goto "tylerpunish">><</if>><<if $hitlertp == "Escape">><<goto "Escape">><</if>>

South Side unlocked! [[Booyah!|South Side]] <<set $hassouthside to true>> <<set $BP += -3>>

<img src="Images/FastTravel.jpg" height=400px> FastTravel: Allows the user to tear open a portal in the spacetime contiuem, effectively teleporting to main map locations. Buy it? (1 Babe Point) <<if $BP > 0>> *[[Let's do it!|buyftravel]] *[[Not right now|Your Room]]<<else>> *Let's do it! (Not enought Babe Points!) *[[Not right now|Your Room]] <</if>>

Order Completed! Fast Travel has been added to your sidebar. Click on the sidebar in game to teleport to major locations on the map. [[Sweet!|Your Room]] <<set $hasftravel to true>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2">> What do you want? It doesn't look like Alli's talking to you right now. [[Damn|Home]] <<else>> Hey bro, what's up? "Nothing much." *[[Ask Alli if she wants to spend a little "sister-brother time" with you.]] *[[Don't.|Home]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Alli looks at you skeptically. Sister-brother time? "Yeah, you know, like we used to. Hang out...I don't know, like watch a movie or something." Alli thinks it over. [[Next|asdifjhaoisjdf]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> You know what? We are overdo for some sister-brother time. Let's do it! Right now! "Fine with me." Alli does a little victory jump. Yay! I'm so glad we're hanging out again! Let's celebrate over a glass of milk. [[A what now?]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> Some milk! Nothing says healthy sibling bonding like a freshly squeezed cow tit! Now where's the jug... Alli is looking at the fridge with considerable consternation. "Everything okay?" I don't know. Where's the milk? [["Aren't we out?"]]

<img src="Images/AlliKitchen.jpg" height=400px> What the fuck bro! I thought you said you were going to get milk! "I tried to, but they were out and there was this guy with a gun and-" And? You let a guy with a gun stop you from getting my milk? "...yes?" Unbelievable. Alli storms out of the room. Damn. Looks like you're back on the milk trail again. You could check by the supermarket again, but chances are nothing's changed there. Maybe you should ask Roxanne for some help. [[Back|Home]] <<set $Roxannequest to "Quest 2">>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Help? What would you need my help for? "It's my sister. I want to hang out with her but I don't think I can do that unless I can get some mil-MMPH!" From behind you a hand clasps itself over your mouth. Just say the word boss, I'll take care of him right now. [["Mmph!"]]

<img src="Images/Beach.jpg" height=400px> The beach. Hot suntanning babes as far as the eye can see.<<if $salt == 1>> This looks like a good place to use your [[Desalination Device.|3]]<</if>><<if $mascot == 7>> The [[Hot Dog|5]] is here.<</if>> Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Nudist Section]]

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> The local arm of the law. [[Enter|InnerPol]] Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Library]] *[[Comic Book Shop]]

<<if $nudist == 0>><img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> A nudist section! Now that's more like it! [[Time to let loose!]] <<elseif $nudist == 1>><img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Not so fast! It's the Lifeguard, looks like she's standing watch on the nudist beach. [["Oh come on!"]] <<elseif $nudist < 5>><img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> I already told you. Come back with a reccomendation, or don't come back at all. [[Go back|Beach]] <<elseif $nudist == 5>><img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> The Nudist Beach. Good place to catch some sun, or [[spy on the ladies.]]<<if $naked >= 1 && $naked < 3>> You see a [[pile of clothes]] near the entrance.<</if>> [[Back|Beach]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> You rip off your trunks and raise your arms thrust your arms in the sky! Who knew it'd feel so liberating to finally rid yourself of your clothes? Without a moment to lose, you bound down the boardwalk and- //PFFFFEEEEEETT!// A whistle goes off straight in your ear. Who the hell- Hold it right there you scoundrel! [[What is it now?]]

<img src="Images/lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> Behind you stands a lifeguard. Actually it's the same lifeguard that works down at the pool. "Hey lifeguard! It's me, Sign Avenger!" Sign Avenger? What the hell are you talking about? I have no idea what you're talking about. "What do you mean? I helped you with your fetch quest down at the pool." I've never seen you before in my life. Now surrender at once or I will be forced to take drastic measures. Huh. It looks like either the Lifeguard is suffering from some sort of memory loss, or you unlocked the beach before you unlocked the pool and the dev was too lazy to write two different dialogue trees based on how far you've progressed. Either way, you should probably [[surrender]] before things get hairy.

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You hold up your arms in surrender, the Lifeguard drags you to a cell located somewhere underneath the shack that sells boogie boards. "I'm sorry, but what exactly did I do wrong again? I'm pretty sure you're allowed to be naked at a nudist beach." You are being held under suspicion to conduct lewd activities on the nudist beach. "That's ridiculous!" Damn straight, all you were gonna do was strip. Now if one of those nudist girls //happened// to sit on your dick while you were suntanning... My instincts are never wrong. I'm going to be holding you here until I can build up a case against you. Try not to disturb the people buying boogie boards upstairs. The lifeguard leaves. [[Damn it!]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> Well, here you are. Locked in a cell again. Why is it that every chick you get involved with has one of these to hold you in? Guess you'd better start looking for a way out. Let's see. No windows, no conveniently drowsy guard, the bars are pratictly bolted shut. It's starting to look like you may actually have to wait for somebody to let you out. //BSHWIIIIING!!// [["What the fuck is that!?"]]

<img src="Images/Goddess.gif" height=400px> You watch in amazement as a tunnel of light pierces through the roof of the cell. "What the shit!" Better try to find something to hide behind. You might be able to form a barrier out of those discarded boogie boards if you move fast enough. Be calm mortal. Oh god. Now there's a [[voice coming out of the light.]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> The light fades away, revealing a beautiful pornsta-I mean, a beautiful angel. Don't worry mortal. I have come to free you from your prison. With a flick of her wrist the cell doors fly open. [["Who are you?"]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> I am Gianna Dior. I have been sent by the gods of this world to aid you in your quest. "The gods? Does that mean-" Yes, I was hand-selected by the almighty 3 dollar Patrons. "Oh, so patrons get to like, vote on a girl they want to see added to the game?" Yes. You should definitely go support the game on Patreon.com so that you can also decide which girls are added to the game. Wow that does sound cool. You should really consider doing that. [["Not a chance."]]

<img src="Images/Angel.jpg" height=400px> The angel looks dissapointed. I see how it is then. Well, if you won't reward me by supporting the game on Patreon, I hope that you'll consider fucking me. [["That was an option?"]]

Of course it is. What kind of porn angel would I be if you couldn't fuck me. <img src="Images/Angel1.gif" height=400px> The angel whips out your cock and start teasing it. [[Aw yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Angel2.gif" height=400px> She's lost both of her wings, and you're in a locker room apparently? I apologize for the change in scenery. As far as I know, Gianna Dior hasn't been filmed fucking in dungeon yet. Yeah, it's definitely not just because the dev was too lazy to find it. Would you prefer we fuck somewhere else? [["I don't see why not."]]

<img src="Images/Angel4.gif" height=400px> Kafuckin' boom. Now you're in a mansion. How you like them apples? Like it? When you're a spawn of the gods there's no need to limit yourself to just one porn scene. [[Next|;asdlfjioi]]

<img src="Images/Angel3.gif" height=400px> Hey, look at that, back in the locker room. Yes! Pound me! I want you to cum on my face. [["You got it!"|;lksdoiioens]]

<img src="Images/Angel5.gif" height=400px> Now that's a scene change you can get behind. [[Nice!|oijasijodsijodsijodsjoifdijod]]

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> Hey, the angel dropped you off at your room. That was nice of her. Well, I have to get going. I'm pretty sure I've served my purpose as far as the plot is concerned. Good luck getting laid out there! [[Thanks|Your Room]] <<set $nudist to 1>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> You approach the Doctor. She's wearing next to nothing.<<if $coffee == 0>> She looks a little under the weather.<</if>><<if $coffee < 3>> She looks like she could really use a coffee right now.<</if>> Need something? [[Ask about her clothes, or lack thereof]] <<if $nudist == 2>>[[Ask for help getting into the nudist beach]] <</if>><<if $nudist == 4>>[[Tell her you dropped off the book]] <</if>><<if $coffee == 0>>[[Ask if she's feeling okay.]] <</if>><<if $coffee > 0 && $hascoffee && $coffee < 4>>[[Give her some coffee]]<</if>> [[Go Back|InnerHospital]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> The Doctor scoffs. Not this again. How many times to I have to explain it? I don't like wearing clothes, if I had it my way we'd all be naked all the time. My skills as a Doctor have nothing to do with how exposed my breasts are. "So it's a personal decision?" Of course it is. Are you planning on making that a problem? Honestly you were just curious, but from the way she's glaring at you maybe it's best that you just [[leave her be.|InnerHospital]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> "Can I ask you a question?" Go ahead. "Do you ever visit the nudist beach in the south side of town?" Why? This view not enough for ya? "No, no, it's nothing like that. The lifeguard there says she won't let me in unless I can get a regular to vouch for me." [[Next|sifsiodfsjsdfjiofsdjoisd]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> "Can't you just let me through? I promise, I just want to relax. I'm not going to try anything on the beach." The Lifeguard looks at you skeptically. I'm afraid I can't do that. I haven't finished my investigation into your affairs. From what I've gathered so far, you seem like you end up fucking just about anyone you come in contact with. Which, depending on the order you're doing things, may already include her. [["Isn't there some way you I could convince you to let me through?"]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> The Lifeguard thinks. The only way I'd let you through is if you got one of the regulars to vouch for you. "Regulars?" I've got a pretty good idea which people like to visit the nudist beach. Until one of them tells me you're alright, there's no way I'm letting you through here. Damn. That wasn't exactly the answer you were hoping for. Even if you could get a recommendation, who do you know that's exhibitionist enough to frequent a nudist beach? [[Go Back|Beach]] <<set $nudist to 2>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. She does that to everybody. You seem like an alright guy, I think I can vouch for you. Only, would you mind doing me a favor first? "What do you need?" I have this library book I rented and it's about to be overdue. I'd return it myself but I can't leave during my shift. Could you return if for me? [["Sure."]]

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> It's alright Courtney. We can trust him. If you say so. Courtney reluctantly releases her grasp. [["What the hell was that about?"]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> You'll have to excuse Courtney. She can be a bit overprotective when it comes to our business. "Milk? How the fuck is that a business?" I won't concern you with the details. All you need to know is that yes, I can get you what you need. But in return, I'll be requesting your assistance on a job I have in the works. "You need me to find you another clover?" Something like that. I'll inform my associate to meet you at the cafe in the south side of town. They'll fill you in on the rest of the details. [[Sounds good.|Roxanne's Hideout]] <<set $RoxanneQuest to "cafe">>

<img src="Images/InnerCafe.jpg" height=400px> <<if $Roxannequest == "Quest 2" && $bill == 0>> You enter the cafe. A man waves to you from one of the tables. Hey! Over here! [[Take a seat.]] <<elseif $librarian == 5>> Alright. You walked to the fucking cafe. Now you just have to walk back to the Alley. [[What a waste of time.|Inner Cafe]] <<set $librarian to 6>> <<else>><<if $bill > 0 && $bill < 4>> Bill's not back yet. He must still be out asking people to suck his dick.<<elseif $bill == 5>> You return to the cafe, and sure enough, [[Bill|Talk to Bill]] is back as well.<<else>>A quiet little cafe.<</if>><<if $ben == 1>> Fucking [[[REDACTED]|Let's fuck him up.]] is here. <</if>> There's a [[Barista]] working the counter. <<if $coffee == 1 && $hascoffee==false>>[[Pick up some coffee for the Doc.]] <</if>>[[Back|Cafe]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit. It's that guy from the grocery store. Hi there, I'm Bill! Looks like we're gonna be working together on this job! He gives you an overly enthusiastic handshake. Sorry about knocking you out and dragging your unconcious body to an underground dungeon back at the supermarket. You know how it is. "Uh huh." So, you ready to get started? [["I guess."]]

<img src="Images/InnerPol.jpg" height=400px> Inside the Police Station. Thankfully you're just visting. You see a [[Police Officer]] standing idly in the lobby. You see some [[wanted posters]] lining the wall. Go to: *[[Holding Cells]] *[[Computer Lab]] *[[Back|Police Station]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> What do you want? <<if $bill > 0 && $officer == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick|;lkasskljdkl]]<</if>> <<if $wanted == 1>> [[Ask her about the wanted posters]]<</if>> [[Nothing for now|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Cells.jpg" height=400px> You approach the holding cells. They're in terrible shape.<<if $cells < 3 >> There's currently a [[criminal]] being held here.<</if>> [[Back|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> <<if $cells == 0>> You approach the criminal. "So what're you in for?" Take a wild guess. You take a look at the way she's dressed. "...Prostitution?" Nope. Insider Trading. I still can't believe those Wall Street fuckers ratted us out. [["I see."]] <<elseif $cells == 1>> Ready to bust me out of here? [[Not yet.|InnerPol]] <<elseif $cells == 1>> Any luck? "I'm still working on it." Then what are you doing back here for? [[Sorry|Holding Cells]] <<elseif $cells == 2>> Any luck? "I don't know. I found this key, but I have no idea what it unlocks." Wanna try it on the door? [[It's worth a shot.]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Criminal2.jpg" height=400px> Say, do you think you'd wanna try and get me out of here? "Me?" Yeah, you know, pick the lock or something. These holding cells have gotta be like a hundred years old. She presses herself against the bars seductively. I promise I'll make it worth your while. [[Well in that case!]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> "Listen, I'd love to help you, but right now-" I get it, you didn't come here ready to stage a prison break. Just come back here when you're ready to spring me. "You got it." You decide it's best to leave before anyone notices you two talking. You wonder if there might be some books at the library that might help you with this. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $cells to 1>>

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> The alley on the south side of town, look pretty similar to the other alley, only this one doesn't have Aurora.<<if $dealer == 2>> There's a [[Shady Guy]] here.<</if>> [[Search the Alley]] Go to:<<if $mugged >= 2>> *[[Bonnies' Hideout]] *[[Cafe]] <<else>> *[[Cafe]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=400px> You never know what sort of key items might show up on the floor of some alley. <<if $haslibrary == false>> [[Hey, what's this?|iodiodiosop]] <<else>> [[Nothing this time though|South Alley]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/LibraryCard.png" height=400px> Sweet! A library card! [[Nice!|South Alley]] The Library Card was added to your Inventory. <<set $haslibrary to true>>

<img src="Images/InnerBank.jpg" height=400px> The South City Bank. <<if $bill > 0 && $bill < 6>> Somehow, Roxanne expects you guys to rob this place. <</if>> There's a [[Bank Teller]] standing over by the vault. [[Back|Bank]]

<<if $library == 0>><img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> You approach the library and- "Aw no! Not you again!" You alright? "What's it gonna be this time? Library closed to Chlamydia?" Chill man. It's all good. The library's open. [["Really?"|oisdjiofsdjiodsfioj]] <<elseif $library == 1>><img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Find a card yet? <<if $haslibrary == true>>[[Show him your library card|didoodii]] <<else>>[[Back|Police Station]] <</if>> <<else>> <img src="Images/LibrarysOpen.jpg" height=400px> The local library. [[Enter|InnerLibrary]] Go to: *[[Police Station]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Bill gives you a knowing look. Roxanne didn't tell you what we were doing did she? "Not in the slightest." We're robbing a bank! Bill is practically overwhelmed with excitement. It strikes you that the two of you seem totally unqualified to rob a bank. [["How are we going to do that?"]]

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't worry. We'll get to that later. Right now all we have to do is get a hold of the bank blueprints. "Bank blueprints?" Yeah, the bank got hacked a few days ago. There's a dealer somewhere around town who's selling a copy of them. "Around town? Do we no know who the dealer is?" Nope. That's where we come in. All we have to do is slip the dealer's code phrase into casual conversation in various locations around town. Eventually the dealer will hear the codephrase and approach us herself. [["Okay, so what's the codephrase?"]]

<img src="Images/CafeRep.jpg" height=400px> "You wanna suck my dick?" "//That's// the codephrase?" Yup. "How in the world am I supposed to sneak that into casual conversation?" Nobody said it was gonna be easy. Let's meet back here after asking around town. I'll take the north side, you focus on asking the people hanging out around the south side. Oh, and don't bother with the Barista, I asked her when I got here. With no other options, you [[reluctantly agree|Inner Cafe]] <<set $bill to 1>>

<img src="Images/ComicShop.jpg" height=400px> A Comic Book Shop. Hotspot for nerds and the occasional cosplay hottie. <<if $bookgirl == 0>>There are [[Two Girls]] reading some comics nearby.<<elseif $librarian < 10>>The [[Other Comic Book Girl]] is here.<</if>> [[Back|Comic Book Shop]]

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. This is just my day job. "Oh. Sorry for getting so worked up." Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. You got a library card? <<if $haslibrary == true>>[["Yeah"|didoodii]] <<else>>[["No."|oidoidiodoipsp]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> Cool. Head on in. [[Thanks|InnerLibrary]] <<set $library to 2>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysClosed.jpg" height=400px> I'm afraid I can't let you in then. "Why the fuck not?" No library card, no entry. "That's not how a library card works. You need a card to check out books not to get inside." Look dude, I don't get paid to ask questions, all I know is you need a card to get in here. [[Damn it|Police Station]] <<set $library to 1>>

<img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> The local library. <<if $librarian < 10>>The [[Librarian]] is here.<<if $librarian == 1>> You feel like you should talk to her for some reason.<</if>><<else>>==The Librarian is here== Not anymore.<</if>> <<if $shaggy > 0 && $shaggy < 5>> You smell a [[skunk-like odor]] coming from the back. <</if>> [[Read some books]] <<if $nudist ==3>>[[Return the Doctor's book.]]<</if>> [[Back|Library]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Thanks. Come let me know once you're done. [[Back|Hospital]] "The Importance of Being Earnest" (book) was added to your inventory. <<set $nudist to 3>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Can I help you? <<if $bill > 0 && $librarian == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick]]<</if>> <<if $librarian > 0>>[[You know what...]]<</if>> [[Back|InnerLibrary]]

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> <<if $cells == 1>><<if $books < 4>> Alright. You're not 100 percent sure why, but something tells you that you'll be able to break that chick out of prison with one of these books. [[Lock Picking: For Dummies]] [[Harry Houdini-Master Escape Artist]] [[The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness]] [[How to Break Someone Out of Jail]]<<else>> You go to return the book to its shelf when suddenly [[something slips out of it's pages.]]<</if>> <<else>> You're not really in the mood to read right now [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Sure, no problem. [[Awesome!|InnerLibrary]] "The Importance of Being Ernest" (book) was removed from your inventory. <<set $nudist to 4>>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Perhaps you should attempt a more subtle approach this time. "So uh, how's it going?" Sir, this is a library. Please don't make idle conversation. "Right." Hmm. What to do? [["Do you wanna suck my dick?"]]

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Uh, huh, tension wrench, rake pick, pin scrubbing...Nope, too boring. Sure, you'd probably be able to secure some pussy if you could finish this book, but you'd rather die a virgin than read a book this boring. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Alright, let's see, born in Hungary, 19th century escape artist, 5' 6, hm...It looks like this is just a run of the mill biography. Good for light reading, but not gonna help you spring anybody from a jail cell. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> While you recognize Alexander's landmark thesis for it's unparalleled nuanced critique, you doubt it will help you in your current situation. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/Books.jpg" height=400px> Come on now. It's not gonna be that easy. [[Try Another|Read some books]] <<set $books += 1>>

<img src="Images/LibraryKey.jpg" height=400px> Hey, check it out! There was a key hidden inside that book. Unfortunately, it's not labeled so you'll have no way of knowing what it unlocks. The Key That Unlocks the Holding Cell That the Chick You Want to Fuck is Trapped Inside Of was added to your Inventory. You decide to take it anyway, just in case. [[Back|Library]] <<set $cells to 2>>

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> Miraculously the key fits the lock! You're beside yourself. What are the chances that key was the key that would unlock the holding cell that the chick you want to fuck is trapped inside of? Did it work? [["Actually, it did!"]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> Without a moment to lose, you unlock the jail cell. I can't believe it! You actually got me out of here! "Well, all I did was unlock the cell, I still don't know how to sneak you past the guards." Don't worry, I'll take care of that. Now quick, put your dick through the bars. [["What?"|dickbars]]

<img src="Images/Criminal.jpg" height=400px> I promised to reward you didn't I? "I thought you meant //after// I got you out of here." Oh don't worry, I'm still going to fuck you once I'm free. "Then why would I stick my dick through the bars?" Don't tell me you weren't hoping to try it. "You got me there." [[Stick your dick through the bars.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal3.jpg" height=400px> Is it everything you hoped it would be? "You know, I don't know what I was expecting, but in retrospect, this is really the only way I could have imagined this going." Well put. I find that our expectations are often better at creating anxiety than they are at providing perspective. "Interesting point, but I think I would still argue that anxiety or not, without expectations, we would have little motivation to do something, or anything for that matter. Even if means we might be let down in the end, expectations are a necessary part of a healthy human pysche." Indeed, expectations are necessary, but not when they go as far to provoke inaction. "I agree." There's a bit of an awkward pause. You take another hit of your Sigmund Freud-esque pipe. I'm going to suck your dick now I think. [["Excelsior."]]

<img src="Images/Criminal1.gif" height=400px> It is indeed everything you hoped it would be. [["Shit! I think I hear someone coming!"]]

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> You whip your dick back into your pants and sprint out of the building, it doesn't look like anyone saw you. [["Hopefully that chick made it out okay."]]

<img src="Images/Criminal4.jpg" height=400px> Oh shit! I guess she did. I could go into details into how you got to here from the police station, but do you honestly care? [[Not really]]

<img src="Images/Criminal5.jpg" height=400px> That's a relief. If I'm totally honest, I'm kinda wiped out from that whole "nature of the human psyche bit." [[It's okay.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal2.gif" height=400px> Are you sure? I can think of something funny to happen during this sex scene if you want. Like what if she started like, shouting random stock market terms out while you fucked her, you know, cuz she got arrested for insider trading. [[No, really. It's okay.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal6.jpg" height=400px> BULL MARKET! BUY LOW SELL HIGH! IPO! Told ya that would make it better. [[I'm just gonna cum I think.]]

<img src="Images/Criminal3.gif" height=400px> Now that's what I call a "return on investment!" [[Get me out of here.|Your Room]] <<set $cells to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<<if $hascarla == false>><<set _rand to random(4)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Beach1.gif" height=400px> You spy a busty woman looking for some sunscreen. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Beach2.gif" height=400px> You see a sexy lady getting a full body tan. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Beach3.gif" height=400px> Woah! There's a couple fucking right on the beach. [[That's insane|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 4 || _rand == 5>><img src="Images/CarlaBeach1.gif" height=400px> You see a hot babe walking in the distance. [[Awesome!|Exist?]] <</if>><<else>><<set _rand to random(2)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Beach1.gif" height=400px> You spy a busty woman looking for some sunscreen. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Beach2.gif" height=400px> You see a sexy lady getting a full body tan. [[Nice!|Nudist Section]] <</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Beach3.gif" height=400px> Woah! There's a couple fucking right on the beach. [[That's insane|Nudist Section]] <</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Really? That's awesome! I think I have a free moment right now actually, let's run down to the beach. [[A few moments later.]]

<img src="Images/Lifeguard.jpg" height=400px> And you're absolutely positive he's not going to try anything. Nope. You can trust him. The Lifeguard sighs. I guess, I've got no choice but to let you in then. I hope you won't make me regret this. The Lifeguard steps aside and lets you enter the nudist section. [[Finally!|Nudist Section]] <<set $nudist to 5>>

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach2.gif" height=400px> Is it just me, or is that babe getting closer? [[Hold on a second, I know who that is!]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach3.gif" height=400px> It's Carla! Your girlfriend from the prologue! "Carla! Is that really you?" Expecting someone else? "No it's just, I haven't seen you since you 'went into the bathroom to get get washed up.'" Oh, well, I'm here now. Let's have some fun! [["Alright!"|jdididoxzp]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach4.gif" height=400px> This is insane, you've been so busy running around town trying to get Babe Points, you forgot that you've had a girlfriend this whole time. Grab your swim trunks, I know a secluded spot we can fuck, but we have to go back through the Non-nude section. [[Wait, did she say "fuck?"|aidosfjsoidfj]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach5.gif" height=400px> It just dawned on you. Your quest, it's over! With Carla around, you're going to be able to farm babe points to your hearts content! This is even better than that infinite boob-job glitch back in 0.1! Would you mind eating my pussy? [[Not at all]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach6.gif" height=400px> Everything's turning around! No more returning library books for nudist doctors. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjoij]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach7.gif" height=400px> No more bribing principals with guillotines. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjoijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach8.gif" height=400px> Hell, maybe you can get your regular life back. Go back to school. Get a job. [[Next|asdfijijzjopjosijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach9.gif" height=400px> I mean, sure. 100 babe points aren't going to come easy. But there's no reason you should have to run around town for days on end just to get fucked. [[Next|asdfijijzjaopjosijs]]

<img src="Images/CarlaBeach10.gif" height=400px> Hell yeah. From now on you're living life by your rules. Wow! That was refreshing! Carla goes into the bathroom to get washed up. [["Wait no, Carla don't get washed up last time you did that you..."]]

<img src="Images/Beach.jpg" height=400px> "...dissappeared." And just like that, she's gone. [[Fuck.|Beach]] <<set $hascarla to true>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/LibrarysOpen.jpg" height=400px> She did not. [[Damn|Library]] <<set $bill += 1>><<set $librarian to 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> You approach the Bank Teller. <<if $affection != 5>><<if $teller == 0>> "Are you a Bank Teller?" Yes. "Why don't you have like, a desk?" I don't know. "Huh." <</if>> <<if $bill > 0 && $teller == 0>>[[Ask her if she wants to suck your dick|;lkaskljdkl]]<</if>> <<if $hasdowntown==true && $affection < 1>>[[Talk to the teller]]<</if>> <<if $affection > -1 && $affection < 5>>[[Date Start!]]<</if>> [[Back|Inner Bank]] <<else>> What are you doing? Go get that condom so we can fuck! <</if>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> All you have to do is slip the codephrase into casual conversation. Maybe there's way to say it without having to proposition all these strangers. "So I was talking to this guy outside, you would not believe what he asked me." What did he ask you? "He said, 'Do you wanna suck my dick?'" And you're telling me this because...? [["I don't know. It just seemed weird I guess."]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> Well, I don't think there's anthing wrong with a man asking another man to suck his dick. We should be accepting of all sexual orientations. "Yeah, no. I mean, I am too. I just thought it was weird." Because you're homophobic? "NO! I love gay people." Then why did you feel the need to tell me this? [["Um..."]]

<img src="Images/Bank.jpg" height=400px> Dear lord. You finally got out of there. You must have spent the last 45 minutes trying to talk your way out of that one. Next time you'll have to just ask them outright, because that was not worth it. [[Back|Bank]] <<set $bill += 1>><<set $teller to 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> It seems unlikely that the dealer is a cop. Still, you should probably ask just to make sure. Now, what's the smoothest way to slip "do you wanna suck my dick" into a conversation? Think. [[Smooth.]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls.jpg" height=400px> Like, what do you want? <<if $bill > 0 && $bookgirl == 0>>[[Ask them if they want to suck your dick|;alkaskljdkl]]<</if>> [[Nothing|Inner Comic Book Shop]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls.jpg" height=400px> Alright, this time you've decided you're just going to go with the direct approach. "Do either of you want to suck my dick." The girls stare at you for a second [[and then-]]

<img src="Images/ComicGirls2.jpg" height=400px> Hahahahaha! AhahahaHa! They both break out laughing. Yeah, like we'd ever waste our time on a guy like you. Get lost loser! [[Damn|adsoifjoj]]

<img src="Images/ComicShop.jpg" height=400px> Defeated once again, you turn to leave. Hey, over here. [[What's this?]]

<img src="Images/Comic2.jpg" height=400px> It's one of the girls from before. Sorry about that. I wasn't really able to talk to you with my friend there. Meet me in the storage room in five minutes, we can handle our buisness there. Holy shit! You did it! You actually found the dealer. [[Hot dog!]]

<img src="Images/Comic3.jpg" height=400px> Okay, we're here, let's do this. "Right, so you give me the blueprints and I'll give you uh..." Come to think of it, Bill didn't give you any money. How are you supposed to buy this thing again? Blueprints? What blueprints? [["For the bank?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic4.jpg" height=400px> The comic book chick whips out your cock. You're funny. You're begining to suspect that this is not in fact the blueprint dealer. [[Might as well make the most of it.|iosijodsijodsioj]]

<img src="Images/Comic5.jpg" height=400px> Sometimes that's just how things go. You think a girl wants to give you some blueprints, but all she's got is a warm juicy pussy. [["Nothing you can do really."|aosdjoijzopajsodinf]]

<img src="Images/Comic6.jpg" height=400px> Now, don't get me wrong, you're fucking a beautiful woman. But just imagine if she were a set of [[blueprints instead.|"Do you wanna help me finish this 10,000 piece puzzl I've been working on?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic7.jpg" height=400px> You can see it now. Nice, sharp, corners. Isometric renderings of 3D space... [[Beautiful|"Yeah, that sounds great"]]

<img src="Images/Comic8.gif" height=400px> [[Obviously, pussy is the next best thing.|"So, do you wanna let me cum on your ass?"]]

<img src="Images/Comic9.jpg" height=400px> It's just sometimes pussy leaves you wondering, "if only." [[Looks like you're back on the search.|Inner Comic Book Shop]] <<set $bookgirl to 1>><<set $BP += 1>><<set $bill += 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>> <<set $BP +=1>>

<img src="Images/CafeRepRed.jpg" height=400px> Hey, buddy! You're back, and just in time! Hold on a second. Something seems off here. "Did you change your shirt or something?" Yeah, is there something wrong? "No. It's just the Bill I know wouldn't be caught dead in a red shirt." We met earlier today. [["Yeah."|dijojpasd]]

<img src="Images/CafeRepRed.jpg" height=400px> Bill seems totally confused. I don't understand. What am I supposed to say? Am I not allowed to change my shirt? I can put the blue one back on... Maybe you are making something out of nothing. "Sorry. I'm probably just being paranoid. Did you find the dealer?" I did. She ended up being a cute girl hanging out in an alley, can you believe that? As a matter of fact, you can. So, you ready to do this thing or what? [["Let's roll out!"]]

<img src="Images/BankRed.jpg" height=400px> Later that night, you and Bill break into the bank. It was actually really easy, the sewer system has an old exit right underneath the lobby of the Bank. Alright, it looks like the coast is clear. Let's get to the vault. [["Right."|aoidsjpsadf]]

<img src="Images/VaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Here it is, the Bank vault. It's actually a lot more formidable in person. "Now what?" Now what? What do you mean? Roxanne told me you were gonna take care of the vault! "Me?" Yeah, don't you have some kind of super human strength? He must be talking about the strength hack. How did Roxanne learn about that? <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "BankContinued">>

<img src="Images/VaultSmash.gif" height=400px> With one mighty push, you knock down the vault door. (it's 2am and this the best GIF I can find, bear with me.) Way to go dude! [[Step inside|akjsoidjfoijapsodifj]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Huh, your surprised there aren't a bunch of cartoonish gold bars lining the walls. You watch the door. I'm gonna grab the diamond. Bill goes over to a safety deposit box and enters the code. Got it! [[Next|saoidjfopisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/Diamond.jpg" height=400px> Damn, that's one heck of a diamond. Wow! I knew it would be big, but this is INSANE! Let's hurry up and get this back to Roxanne. [[Right.|iajpoidjaposidjfaoisjd]]

<img src="Images/VaultPortal.gif" height=400px> You turn to leave, but before you can, a portal suddenly forms in the doorway. You watch as the figure of a man steps out. [[Holy shit, is that...]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> "Bill?" You can't believe your eyes. It's Bill, or at least a version of him from another dimension. Yes, it's me. The TRUE Bill!! [[Next|saoidjfoasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> The Red Bill speaks up. You're not the real Bill! I am. Who the fuck are you? Don't listen to him. As you can see, he's wearing a red shirt! The fuck? You //came out of an otherworldly portal.// How could you possibly be the real Bill? Ask yourself what's more likely: I, the true Bill, was swept up in an other dimensional quest while searching for the blueprints, OR I decided to put on a red shirt! [[Next|saoidjfoasasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> Enough of this! The Red Bill pulls out a <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/Gun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> Oh no you don't! The Blue Bill smacks the gun out of his hands! [[Next|saoidjfoaewrwsasdpisadpjijio]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRedBlue.jpg" height=400px> Take this, you miserable imposter! The Blue Bill punches the Red Bill square on the jaw. And you, take this! Ooooh, a shot right to the groin. You Bastard! The Blue Bill punches the Red Bill in the gut. Son of a Bitch. You look down at the floor in front of you, and notice the <<linkappend gun.>> <img src="Images/FloorGun.jpg" height=225><</linkappend>> You take on look at the brawling Bills, and you know what must be done. *[[Shoot the Red Bill]] *[[Shoot the Blue Bill]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> BANG! Headshot. The Red Bill goes down in an unceremonious //thump//. The Blue Bill stares at you in shock. You killed him! "Yeah. You're the real Bill right?" Yeah, I am. But how did you know? You had no idea. [["The Bill I know wouldn't be caught dead wearing a Red Shirt."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> BANG! Headshot. The Blue Bill goes down in an unceremonious //thump//. The Red Bill stares at you in shock. You killed him! "Yeah. You're the real Bill right?" Yeah, I am. But how did you know? You had no idea. [["He came out of a portal."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultBlue.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!/// Shit! it's the bank alarm. We've gotta get out of here! [[Right!|BacktoRoxannes]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> Right it's just...man. From now on I'm just gonna wear my blue shirt. You never know when some other worldly being is gonna try to use my clothing against me. [[Seems like a good idea.|"The Bill I know woulsdn't be caught dead wearing a Red Shirt."]]

<img src="Images/InnerVaultRed.jpg" height=400px> //RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!/// Shit! it's the bank alarm. We've gotta get out of here! [[Right!|BacktoRoxannes]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> One Mission Impossible style car chase later. Great work you two! This diamond will be a fine addition to the collection. Now, as promised, Bill, here is your payment of 50 thousand dollars. Thanks Roxanne, you're the best. And as for you tough guy, here it is. One gallon of milk. Thank god. [[Time to head home|Alley]] Milk was added to your inventory. <<set $Roxannequest to "Post Diamond">> <<set $mugged to 1>> <<set $bill to 6>>

//CLUNK!// That's funny. It sounds like something just hit you on the back of the head. [[Haha, yeah...so...funny......|Hey, why's it getting dark all of a...sudden....]]

[[Next.|aoioos]]

[[Next.|aoiooss]]

<img src="Images/Cell.jpg" height=400px> You wake up in a- "Aw come on man! Not another Cell!" How does this keep happening to you? Looks like he's finally awake. You sigh. [["Who is it this time?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> You look up and see a busty redhead sitting on a desk. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bonnie Colbeck, the town's undesputed Queen of Crime. "I thought Roxanne was the town's undesputed Queen of Crime." Bonnie laughs. Ha! Her? Roxanne is nothing more than a small time malefactor. You're dealing with //my gang// now honey, and let me tell you, we're the real deal. You can't help but feel like something is missing. [["Where's my milk?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I'm sorry dear, but we had to confiscate it. I'm sure you understand. We can't just //allow// you to have something we want when we could take it from you. Damn it, and you were so close! Don't worry, I'm sure after you do a few jobs for me we'll be able to arrange some way for you to get it back. [["What makes you think I'll work for you?"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Well, for one thing, we've got you trapped inside this cell, and on top of that, I already know you were working for Roxanne, so you can't be that hard to buy. "You want me to betray Roxanne?" Oh no, it's nothing like that. I think we both know you have a lot more to gain working for both of us. I don't expect you to choose sides, I just expect you to know a good deal when it comes your way. Besides, my gang has way bigger tits than Roxanne's. [["Really?"|aisdjfpoasijdfpoaisfs]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. "Count me in!" I was hoping you'd say that. Whenever you're ready for work, come back to the hideout and talk to me. [[Sounds like a plan|South Alley]] <<set $mugged to 2>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I don't have anything for you to do right now. That's going to have to wait until the next update. "You can't end the story here! It was just getting interesting!" I'm sorry, but it can't be helped. Hopefully I can make it up to you with this <<linkappend "picture of some titties.">> <img src="Images/Titties.png" height=200px><</linkappend>> [["Yay! Titties!"|South Alley]] <<set $mugged to 2>>

<img src="Images/BonniesHideout.jpg" height=300px> You're in Bonnies's Hideout. [[Bonnie]] is here<<if $cells == 10>>, along with one of her [[henchwomen]].<<else>>.<</if>><<if $mugged >= 12>> [[Mika|mikahideout]] is here as well.<</if>> [[Exit to the Alley|South Alley]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> What do you need? <<if $bowser == 2>>[[Ask Bonnie for help with Bowser]] <</if>><<if $mugged == 2>>[[Ask Bonnie about the job.]] <</if>><<if $dockgirl == 3>>[[Ask Bonnie for help with the Tourist.]] <</if>> [[Back|Bonnies' Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Henchwoman.jpg" height=400px> Hey! It's that chick you helped spring out of jail. Hello again. [[Back|Bonnies' Hideout]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck.gif" height=400px> Hell. Yes. [[Next|as;dklfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck2.gif" height=400px> What an achievement. I mean seriously, look at you. 3 riddles answered like a fucking champ and a tiny teen's pussy wrapped around your cock. [[I am an alpha male|as;dkasdlfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck3.gif" height=400px> You go champ! [[Next|as;dkdffdlfjopsl]]

<img src="Images/DareFuck4.gif" height=400px> Looks like it's about time for the cumshot. You want the Gif one or the Jpg one? *[[Gif|afsjdalksdjfl]] *[[Jpg|jpeg]]

<img src="Images/DareFinish.gif" height=400px> A fitting end to an epic journey. [[Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 20>>

<img src="Images/DareCum.jpg" height=400px> A fitting end to an epic journey. [[Your Room]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $girlscout to 20>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> You throw on a pair of imaginary sunglasses. "Hey baby." You lower your pair of imaginary sunglasses. "Are you familiar with the phrase 'Do you wanna suck my dick?'" Damn, that was smooth. Hell yeah it was. Are you familiar with the phrase "If you don't leave my police station right now I'll put a bullet in your lung?" It seems smoothness may not have been the best tactic. [[Retreat|Police Station]] <<set $officer to 1>><<set $bill += 1>><<if $bill == 5>>Looks like you've talked to everybody you could. Better go check back with Bill at the Cafe. <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cafe.jpg" height=400px> A small coffee shop. [[Enter|Inner Cafe]] Go To: *[[South Street|South Side]] *[[Bank]] *[[South Alley]]

<<if $affection < 6 || $affection > 9>><img src="Images/Bank.jpg" height=400px> The bank. Something tells you they don't deal in Babe Points. [[Enter|Inner Bank]] Go To: *[[Cafe]] <<elseif $affection == 6>>God you fucking hate condoms. How come this--wait what is this? <img src="Images/BankCops.jpg" height=400px> A bunch of cops surround the bank. It looks like a hostage situation. "Seriously?" We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up. Guess you better [[find out what's going on.]] <<elseif $affection == 7>><img src="Images/BankCops.jpg" height=400px> Looks like the police are still waiting for someone with a hostage negotiation degree to show up. [[Fucking Bureaucracy|Cafe]] <<else>><img src="Images/BankCops.jpg" height=400px> You approach one of the officers. Sir, I thought I told you to stay back! It's too dangerous for untrained civilians to be in such a high pressure situation! "With all due respect officer, who said I was untrained?" You flash your Hostage Negotiation Degree. Everyone around you drops to their knees in reverence. I'm so sorry sir. Please, give this briefcase with two million dollars in it to Shego and finally bring this nightmare to an end. Two Million Dollars were added to your inventory. [[Leave it to me]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComicBookShop.jpg" height=400px> The Comic Book Shop. You haven't seen this place since you lost your virginity. [[Enter|Inner Comic Book Shop]] Go To: *[[Police Station]]

<img src="Images/Wanted.jpg" height=400px> <<if $wanted > 1 >> Let's have a look at these here posters. <<if $bowser < 5>>[[Poster 1]]<<else>>--Poster 1-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $shaggy < 5>>[[Poster 2]]<<else>>--Poster 2-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $hitler < 5>>[[Poster 3]]<<else>>--Poster 3-- CAUGHT!<</if>> <<if $ben < 5>>[[Poster 4]]<<else>>--Poster 4-- CAUGHT!<</if>> [[Poster 5]] [[Back|InnerPol]] <</if>> <<if $wanted < 2>> Looks like something out of a western. You should maybe ask around about this. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $wanted to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> What do you want to know? "I don't know...how does it work?" How do you think it works dumbass? You bring in the bad guy, we find some cop around here to suck your dick. Works EXACTLY the same as it does in the movies. [[Huh|InnerPol]] <<set $wanted to 2>>

<img src="Images/Bowser.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Bowser ''Wanted For:'' Destruction of Property, Multiple violations of the Geneva Convention, Arson, Kidnapping, and Vehicular Manslaughter. ''Last Seen:'' Somewhere in the North Side of Town.// Holy shit, it's King Koopa himself. Hopefully he's in a Mario Party kinda mood, because this might be tougher than you thought. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $bowser to 1>>

<img src="Images/ShaggyWanted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Shaggy Rogers ''Wanted For:'' Drug Possession. ''Last Seen:'' Lighting it up in the back of the library.// And to think, this guy graduated from D.A.R.E. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $shaggy to 1>>

<img src="Images/HitlerWanted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Adolf Hitler ''Wanted For:'' Speeding. ''Last Seen:'' Driving on Main Street in a Volkswagon.// Speeding, really? That's all he's wanted for? Why are you not surprised. [[Back|wanted posters]] <<set $hitler to 1>>

<img src="Images/Redacted.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' [REDACTED] ''Wanted For:'' Literally fuck this guy. ''Last Seen:'' He's actually just sitting in the Cafe as you read this. Like, he's not even hiding or anything.// The fuck are you waiting for? [[Hold on a second.]] <<set $ben to 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> //''Name:'' Roxanne Graves ''Wanted For:'' I couldn't tell you. Honestly, the only reason we put her on here was to get her to leave us alone. ''Last Seen:'' I don't know, probably some alley or something.// Hey, nice! Roxanne made the big leauges. Or at least she harrassed the police enough to make it //look// like she's in the big leagues. Either way, this is probably good for her networking. [[Back|wanted posters]]

<<if $shaggy ==1>><img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Oh god! It absolutely REEKS back here! "Shaggy? Is that you?" Like, zoinks man. I don't even know, is it me? Shaggy takes another drag of his joint. He's too far gone. No sense trying to reason with him. "I'm afraid you leave me no choice." [[Take Shaggy by force]] <<elseif $shaggy < 4>><img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> Better to come back once you've brought him something. [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <<else>><img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Like, I told you man. I'm a lost cause. Get out of here while you still can. "I'm not doing that Shaggy. You're coming with me to the Police Station." Like, no way. [[Next|k;as;jaoijaioj]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ShaggyGrenade.jpg" height=400px> Shaggy pulls out a literal grenade. Like, I wouldn't do that if I were you man. Shaggy pull the pin. "Shaggy what the fuck?" I'll do it man. I'll blow us all up to like smithereens! You stare into Shaggy's dead eyes. Those eyes that once held such life stare at you now with nothing but dispair. "My god Shaggy. [[What happened to you?]]"

<img src="Images/InnerLibrary.jpg" height=400px> You decide to leave Shaggy be for now. Looks like you'll have to give up on cashing in the reward for his arrest. It's not like there's like some well known food item you could buy at the supermarket to get him to cooperate. [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <<set $shaggy to 2>>

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> No luck, you can't find any on the shelves. You decide to ask a store representative for help. "Hey man, do you guys have any Scooby Snacks?" Aw man, you didn't hear? They're pull them from all the shelves! Some kind of big scandal. No more Scooby Snacks? No wonder Shaggy's in such bad shape. [["Do you know what happened?"]]

<img src="Images/ScoobySnacks.jpg" height=400px> Scooby Snacks? Yeah I got those. 2 Babe Points. Buy it? <<if $BP > 1>> *[[Hell Yeah|buysnacks]] *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<<else>> *Hell Yeah (Not enough Babe Points!) *[[Maybe later|Aurora]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/ScoobySnacks.jpg" height=400px> Scooby Snacks were added to your inventory. [[Nice!|Alley]] <<set $BP += -2>> <<set $shaggy to 4>>

<img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> "Would you do it for...a Scooby Snack?" You've always wanted to say that. !Did you say SCOOBY SNACK? Shaggy lunges for the box of Scooby Snacks and tears it from your hands. Scooby Snack. Must...consume. It's been far too long. "Wait Shaggy you might wanna go easy on-" Shaggy devours the enire box in one gulp. [["Uh-oh."]]

<img src="Images/Shaggy.jpg" height=400px> Ah! Shaggy pats his stomach. Satisfied. Thanks for that. Where'd you say you wanted to go again? [[To the police station!|Policesex]] <<set $shaggy to 5>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px><<set $wanted += 1>> You drag you latest criminal back to the station. Good work out there. Now, head to the back and claim your reward. <<if $wanted == 3>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex1]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 4>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex2]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 5>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex3]]<</if>><<if $wanted == 6>>[[Alright!|PoliceSex4]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/REDACTED.jpg" height=400px> You approach [REDACTED]. He's chatting up some underage girls at a nearby table. So in your opinion. What would you say, hypothetically, is the youngest age a person should have sex? You've heard enough. [["Hey Fuck Face!"]]

<img src="Images/REDACTED.jpg" height=400px> [REDACTED] turns around. He sees the hate in your eyes. ...It's you. <<linkappend "Punch [REDACTED] in his fucking face".>> "Hold on a second. What do you mean, 'It's you?' Who are you?" [REDACTED] laughs. Wouldn't you like to know. [[Next|jkasdjklsdafjkl]] <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/TheBack.jpg" height=400px> The back. This is where you keep all the clothes not on display and help high paying customers with fittings. A voice booms from one of the dressing rooms. TOO SMALL? WHY ARE ALL THESE SUITS TOO SMALL? WHERE'S MY HELP? That's probably your guy. Better get this over with. [[Head inside]]

<img src="Images/BowserDressing.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit. "Bowser?" It's bowser alright, and in a...tux? "What's with the tux?" If you must know, it's for my wedding. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to find one THAT ACTUALLY FITS ME! Bowser roars in rage and blows fire into the sky. Wait a second aren't you supposed to [[arrest this guy?]]

<img src="Images/BowserDressing.jpg" height=400px> Yeah. No way. This guy is way too powerful to take on right now. Even if you had 100 strength hacks, he'd wipe the floor with you. Better just dow aht he asks for now. "I should be able to find a bigger suit in the back, give me a second." Bowser growls underneath his breath. Make it fast. [[Make fast.]]

<img src="Images/TheBack.jpg" height=400px> You scan the racks for a bowser sized tux. To your surprise, the store does actually have a few that would fit him. You pick one up and head back. ...sniffle... Hold on a second, you could've sworn you just heard a noise coming from one of the other dressing rooms. [[Check it out.]]

<img src="Images/PiperDressing.jpg" height=400px> It's a girl in a skimpy outfit. She looks like she's been crying. "Hey, are you alright?" --Snif--. No, I'm not. This girl looks like she could really use some help. "Hey, if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to lend you a hand after I bring this suit back to Bowser." No! You can't! Don't bring that suit back to him. The girl tries to wrestle the tux out of your hands. You jerk it away from her. She goes back to sulking in the corner "Jesus christ lady, [[what's your problem?]]"

<img src="Images/PiperDressing.jpg" height=400px> Don't you get it? I'm the bride to be! Holy shit. "Holy shit." You hear Bowser bellowing from the adjacent room. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG OUT THERE? DOES A DESPOT HAVE TO KILL FOR GOOD SERVICE NOWADAYS? You look down at the miserable girl beneath you. There's no way she consented to this marriage uncoerced. You've got to help her out of this mess. "Looks like there's only one thing to do." [[Add her to your inventory.]]

<img src="Images/Shops.jpg" height=400px> Bowser Chick was added to your inventory. You throw the girl into your inventory and dash out of the clothing shop. Looks like you've got decent enough head start on Bowser. What the fuck? Where are you taking me? That's a good question. If only you were in with an organized crime syndicate or something. They would probably be able to help. [[Looks like you're on your own for now|Shops]] <<set $bowser to 2>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Say that again? "Bowser, Lord Koopa. I need you to help me protect his unwilling bride from his wrath." And I would do this...why? Bonnie doesn't look like she's feeling all that charitable. Maybe your other underworld gangster contacts are feeling more generous. [[Back|Bonnies' Hideout]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> "Does everything //look// alright?" The Bowser Girl has been removed from your inventory. Oh my god. The Girl rolls onto the floor, gasping for air. She's covered in dirt and poptart wrappers. How long has it been since you cleaned your inventory? [[Too long.]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne helps the girl Bowser was gonna marry to her feet. I assume you have some reason for revealing the location of my secret base to a stranger? "I'm hoping you'll help me protect her from Bowser." Why the hell would I do that? [["I dunno."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> I'm in. "Wait really?" You kidding? A chance to take down a god-like monarch, I'm hella down. Sounds fun doesn't it girls? Roxanne's henchwomen verbalize agreement from somewhere you're not looking at. [["Thanks, Roxanne."]]

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> Don't thank me yet. We still gotta beat this bastard. "What do you need me to do?" Go to the park and grab us a guillotine. We'll get everthing set up here. <<if $tines == 0>> "I'm on it." <<else>> "But I already have a guillotine." Well then, leave and come back. It's necessary for the event to trigger "Naturally." <</if>> The girl who was gonna marry Bowser pipes up. Excuse me, miss Roxanne? Yes? [[Next|aididosos]]

<img src="Images/PerriHideout.jpg" height=400px> I just wanted to say, thank you. I really appreciate your help. Aw. No problem kid. Now help me move this cannon. [[You decide it's best to leave them to it.|Alley]] <<set $bowser to 3>>

<img src="Images/Courtney.jpg" height=400px> "Mff-!" A hand clasp over your mouth and drags you out of site in what has become an all too familiar routine. "Yo, what's up Courtney!" Quiet! Bowsers on his way as we speak. Give me your guillotine. A Guillotine was removed from your inventory. "Should I just leave you guys to it?" No, Bowser may already be out in the main hall. It's safer to have you wait in the holding cell until this is all over. [["I don't suppose I have a choice do I."]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Courtney leads you back to the cell. To your surprise the girl who Bowser was gonna marry is here. Hey! You brought me some company! Courtney locks you inside without a word. You wonder whether to attribue her silence to her demeanor or the conflict that would've arisen having two characters with the same text color speaking at the same time. She seems fun. "Oh yeah, //life// of the party." The girl who was gonna marry Bowser notices your discomfort. Hey, cheer up. From what I heard, this whole thing'll be over any minute now. [["Let's hope so."]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Hours later. I'm sooo hungry. Why can't that big jerk just show up already so we can get out of here? "You know, I've been meaning to ask you, how'd you get caught up in this shotgun wedding anyways?" Oh that? Funny story actually. I'm the actress the Patrons over on BabeQuestDev's patreon voted to be added to the game this update. "Oh, awesome." Typical, put forth an honest effort to get to know these girls better and all you get is a Patreon add. [[Next|alslsododisosososo]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> The girl who was gonna marry Bowser sighs and lays her on your shoulder. It's actually kind of sweet, circumstances notwithstanding. "Hey, do you have a name? It feels weird to still be referring to you as 'The girl who was gonna marry Bowser.'" Yeah, it's Piper, but all my friends call me "Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon." "Fantastic." Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon wraps her arms around you. It looks like she might fall alsee- !BRAKAKOOOOOM!! [["What the shit!"]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> In terrible cacophony of crunching and tearing you listen as the enreance to the hideout is ripped appart. BROOOAHHH!!! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon grips you in fear. Glass crashes somewhere in the main hall. Where have you taken my bride! Somewhere in the main hall, Roxanne's voice shouts back. Someplace you'll never get to her! BROOOAHHH!!! [[Things are heating up.]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Take this you son of a bitch! You hear the sound of a cannon firing. Fire from machine guns blare throughout the hideout. BROOOAHHH!!! It's not working! Quick girls, show him your pussies! A blinding light pierces through the cell from the main room. Burn you beast! Burn from the heat of a thousand suns! BROOOAHHH!!! [[What the fuck is going on in there?]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Nothing's working! It's time to use our last resort! Deploying Guillotine! Now DIEE!!! BROO-Wait what? What? Am I supposed to fall into this or something? It's a guillotine. They're the perfect item for whenever you need to kill someone. There's an akward pause. I'm going to eat you now. [[Oh no!]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Psych bitch! I'm outta here. Quick girls, to the escape pod! BROOOOAH! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon grabs you in fear. She's leaving! But she was supposed to protect us! We did our best, but there's not much else we can do now. Give your fiance my condolances you son of a bitch! You hear what you can only assum is an escape pod firing off. BROOOAH! [[You're so totally dead.]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Roxanne is gone. Now it's just you and Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon vs Bowser himself. What do we do? It's only a matter of time until he finds us! "I'm gonna be honest. I'm at a loss here." You wonder what happens if you die in the simulation. Is it like the Matrix where if your mind dies you die, or will whoever's running this thing just start up a new one. I think we should fuck. "What?" I don't know. Maybe it's like his weakness or something. "I-" [[You realize you're not really in a position to argue.]]

<img src="Images/Perri1.gif" height=400px> With nothing else to lose to lose, you put your dick in Bowser's Fiance's mouth. Good, now let me ride you. [["Fine by me."]]

<img src="Images/Perri2.gif" height=400px> You here stomping down the hallway. Shit! He's coming! Get on on top of me. [["Whatever you say."]]

<img src="Images/Perri3.gif" height=400px> Bowser shouts from down the hall. Did you really think you could hide from me? Bowser picks up his pace, he'll be upon you any second now. You start to wonder whether if fucking the ruthless killer's fiancé moments before he arrives was truly the wisest decision. Don't stop. I'm getting ready to cum. [[Can't stop now.]]

Bowser swings open the door to your cell. No matter what happens next, this is certainly where you meet your demise. BROOOAH!! Did you really think-Wha? <img src="Images/BowserShocked.png" height=400px> I'm CUMMMING! Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon cums all over your dick. Bowser staggers back in agony. You monster! You fucked my fiance right in front of me. That's my ONE WEAKNESS! This-This can't be happening! No, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [[Next|aksldjfak]]

<img src="Images/InnerPol2.jpg" height=400px> You watch in awe as sprialing lights surround the despot. He lets out an aguished cry as he starts to shrink. In a flash Bowser is reduced to the size of an action figure. "Did we win?" I think so? "Alright!" You give Support BabeQuestDev on Patreon a high five, it's a bit awkward considering you're still inside her but you make it work. "So what now?" Good question. The hideout is in shambles, you just narrowly escaped death, and you've got no clue what happened to Roxanne and the others. Was thinking I could start by making you cum. [[Fine by me!|a;kslasdjfak;]]

<img src="Images/Perri3.gif" height=400px> Boom! Right back into the action. [[Missionary|akldjfals;]]

<img src="Images/Perri4.gif" height=400px> Think you're about ready to cum? [[Fuck yeah.|aekldjfals;]]

<img src="Images/Perri5.gif" height=400px> In your face bowser! Nice work you two! Oh shit! [[Roxanne's back!|aekldjassdffals;]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Roxanne.jpg" height=400px> "Roxanne you're okay!" Yep, can't say the same for the hideout! "I'm sure it'll be back to normal next time I visit." True. So you guys beat Bowser? We did! Congrats. [["Thanks!"]]

<img src="Images/PerriCell.jpg" height=400px> Welp, I guess this is where we say goodbye. I'm going to go off and enjoy my life as free woman. "Cool. I'm going to go take Bowser's miniaturized body back to the police station and collect the reward." And I'm going to be the head of an all-female crime ring. What? Weren't you doing that already. Yeah but, everybody else was announcing what they were doing an I wanted to be included. Okay then. [[To the Police Station!|Policesex]] <<set $bowser to 5>>

You just barely manage to dive out of the car's path. "What the fuck was that dude?" <img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Luckily, no one was hurt. The man in the Subaru rolls down his window. You tell me! Some maniac in a 1944 Volkswagon Beetle just ran me off the road! A 1944 Volkswagon Beetle? That matches Hitler's last seen description! [["We have to go after him!"]] <<set $hitlertp to "Main Street">>

<img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Hey man, leave me out of this. It looked like he was driving towards Main Street. You can chase him yourself if you want. Alright then, [[to Main Street!]]

<img src="Images/MainStreet.jpg" height=400px> You bee-line to Main Street, but it looks like you were too late. Not a Volkswagon in sight. "Damn it!" If only you had some faster way to get around town. You might've been able to beat him here and take him down. [[Back|Main Street]] <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/Volkswagen1.jpg" height=400px> Hey man, leave me out of this. It looked like he was driving towards South Street. You can chase him yourself if you want. Alright then, [[to South Street!]]

<img src="Images/SouthSide.jpg" height=400px> You bee-line to South Street, but it looks like you were too late. Not a Volkswagon in sight. "Damn it!" If only you had some faster way to get around town. You might've been able to beat him here and take him down. [[Back|South Side]] <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/HitlerDriving.jpg" height=400px> You fast travel over to Main Street, just in time to catch Hitler whipping around a corner. Accompanied by his chauffer Erich Kempa. "Your days of reckless driving are over Hitler!" [[Throw a comically large net at Hitler's car.]]

<img src="Images/HitlerDriving.jpg" height=400px> You fast travel over to South Street, just in time to catch Hitler whipping around a corner. Accompanied by his chauffer Erich Kempa. "Your days of reckless driving are over Hitler!" [[Throw a comically large net at Hitler's car.]]

<img src="Images/HitlerNet.jpg" height=400px> A direct hit! Hitler cries out in anguish. NIEN! I have been defeated by a comically large net! Looks like another job well done. [[Book him!|Policesex]] <<set $hitler to 5>> <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/Cop1.png" height=400px> The Chief takes you to a rooftop where a low res Police Officer is waiting. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #1. Cop #1, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #1 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdsdijf]]

<img src="Images/Cop2.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you a nice apartment where a scantily clad cop waits. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #2. Cop #2, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #2 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop3.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you another nice apartment where a sexy cop waits. Sure. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #3. Cop #3, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #3 whips out your cock. This isn't getting repetative at all. [[It's go time!|aosdijdfsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop4.jpg" height=400px> The Chief takes you outside where a busty cop waits by a police car. I'd like to introduce you to Cop #4. Cop #4, you know what to do. Right away chief! Cop #4 whips out your cock. [[It's go time!|aosdijf]]

<<if $wanted < 5>><img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> <<if $clab == 0>> The cop stops you by the door. Not so fast. The computer lab is restricted to authorized personel only. That sucks. [["How can I become part of the authorized personel?"]] <<else>> Do I have access yet? Nope. You're going to have to bring in criminals first. [[Damn|InnerPol]] <</if>><<else>><<if $clab <3>><img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Wow, you've already managed to three of the five criminals we have on our wanted posters. [[That enough to let me into the Computer Lab?]]<<else>><img src="Images/ComputerLab.jpg" height=400px> The Computer Lab. <<if $clab < 6>>[[Talk to Janice]]<</if>> [[Back|InnerPol]] <</if>><</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hmm. Good question. I tell you what, if you can help me bring in enough of those criminal on the wanted posters on the wall, I'll consider granting you access. [["I'll see what I can do."|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Sure, I'll even give you a tour. [[Sweet!|nextclab]] <<set $clab to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> <<if $clab == 3>> Hey! Your just in time, I was wondering if you could help me with- Janice is interrupted by the power suddenly going out. Shit! Not again! Could you do me a favor and reset the circuit breaker downstairs? "Can't you do it? I don't even know where it is." You know, you bring up an interesting point. But somehow I feel like it's going to work out better for all of us if you end up going downstairs instead. [["Why am I not surprised?"]] <<elseif $clab == 4>> You peek your head back into Janice's office. What're you doing back here? "I came to help, and...to apologize for earlier. I was a dick." Yeah, you were. But I can tell you were under a lot of stress. Care to take a look at this Patreon Page. Time to swallow your pride. "Alright. [[let's do it.]]" <<elseif $clab == 5>> Hey, come to take another crack at that password? *[[Sure|let's do it.]] *[[Nah|InnerPol]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComputerLab.jpg" height=400px> The Cop guides you into the Computer Lab, rows upon rows of Lenovo desktop computers run computations in front of you. "What exactly //is// this place?" This is where we use our state of the art technology to track down and catch the worlds foremost e-criminals. E-criminals? "Wow. Just out of curiosity, what would happen if I were to catch one of these 'e-criminals?'" Ha! You? We've been after most of these guys for years. If you're able to bring even just an accomplice, //I'd// have to fuck you. Sounds like a worthy challenge. Hey Janice? Are you back here somewhere? [[Next|nextclasb]] <<set $clab to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> I'm right over here chief! A cute girl working at a desk raises her hand. Who's this? This is your newest assistant. He's been helping us bring in some local hoodlums. Now he wants to try his hand at some cyber-crime busting. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. [["Pleasure's all mine."]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Oooh, and he's a charmer. Well, I'll be here in the lab whenever you feel like crunching some numbers. [["Sound's like a plan."|InnerPol]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> "Actually, hold on a second, I'm confused. We've already fucked. What do I get for answering your riddle this time?" You mean the satisfaction of knowing you got it right isn't enough? "Well..." Tee-hee! Not to worry mister, if you get this riddle right, I'll let you fuck one of my friends! "Oh, sweet! So [[what's this riddle?|Guessing Game 4]]"

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<set $girlscout to 24>> What is white on the outside, soft in the inside, and golden in the heart? A(n) <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|Riddle Results 4]] [[I give up|Park]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Egg" || $riddle1 == "egg">> Yay! You got it! Now, hurry back to your house. I'll send my friend over within the hour! <<if $impregnation>>[[Alright!|Girl Scout Sex 4]]<<else>>[[Alright!|WAIT!]]<</if>> <<else>> Awww. You got it wrong. Don't give up Mister! I'm sure you'll guess it eventually. [[Go back|Park]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Room.jpg" height=400px> You head home and relax for a bit. After an hour or so, you hear a knock on the door. Anybody home? [[Open the door.]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> Your about to head on your merry way when the girl scout calls you back. Actually Mister, hold on a second. I think we might have a problem. "A problem?" Yep. The sex scene you were about to watch incudes fetish content, and you currently have scenes with this kind of content toggled //off// in your fetish settings. [["What does that mean?"]]

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> It means if you want to view this scene, you'll want to double check your fetish toggles at your home computer. *[["I've already toggled my fetishes for this update and I'm confident this is a scene I don't want to see."]] *[["Let me go check my toggles real quick"|Computer]] <<set $girlscout to 25>>

<img src="Images/Dare1.png" height=400px> Alright, if your sure, then this scene will be skipped. Sorry my friend's sex scene wasn't to your sexual liking. In the future scenes like this will be skipped automatically so be sure to check your fetish settings each update to ensure you don't miss out on any new content. [[Will do|Park]] <<set $girlscout to 26>>

<img src="Images/Scout2.jpg" height=400px> Sure enough, there's a cute girl scout at your front door. Good morning sir! Do you feel like making a donation to help the Girl Scouts of America? "A donation? What kind of donation?" The girl scout at the park never said anything about a donation. Don't worry sir, I'd never ask for much. I was just hoping you'd consider donating your massive cock to my teen pussy. [[Now that's a donation you can get behind.]]

<img src="Images/Scout21.gif" height=400px> You fuck the Girl Scout's face. [[Next.|There's only one way to find out.]]

<img src="Images/Basement.jpg" height=400px> You head down to the basement, without so much as a flashlight to your name. Cursing under your breath at your inconvenience. "Stupid uninspired porn game. Gotta get me to fix the lights for an excuse for an event to occur. Of all the lousy-" //--shuffle--// Hold on, is someone else down here? //--shuffle-shuffle-scurry--// Hm. There's definitely something fishy going on. Better fix these lights just to sure. [[Reset the breakers]]

You flip the circuits back on. Light floods back into the basement and-HOLY GOD! <img src="Images/BCSurprise.jpg" height=400px> Boo! Before you can take a breath, a two dimensional chick bursts from the shadows and knocks you off your feet. Ha! Got you. The girl snickers to herself as you catch your bearings. [["What the fuck is going on?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement1.jpg" height=400px> What's going on is you're getting introduced to ME! Babe-Chan! The 2-Dimensional embodiement of Babe-Quest itself. What's poppin? Babe Chan shoots imaginary finger guns at the wall. Needless to say, this is just about the worst thing that has ever happened to you. "So the dev is stealing art now?" Oh no, I'm afraid it's much worse than that. Everything you see here was commissioned from the one and only Diaper God! [["Diaper God?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement2.jpg" height=400px> Yeah, @GodDiaper on twitter. You should definitely drop him a follow. He just finished an inktober series where he did on drawing every day of October. Babe Chan whips out a projector and starts cycling through a bunch of Diaper God <<linkappend "sketches">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam1.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam2.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam3.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam4.jpg"><<linkappend "See More">><img style="width:100%;" src="Images/Cam5.jpg"><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>> [["I'm confused. This is all like funny goblins and silly robots. Does this guy even DO NSFW stuff?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement3.jpg" height=400px> Not usually. And before you ask, "Diaper God" is just a funny name, it's not a like he's doing diarrhea fetish drawing or anything. "Then why is this guy doing art for a porn game?" That's a good question. Maybe he thinks the increased exposure from NSFW content will attract a larger audience to a body of work that, while decent enough in it's own right, would never have been discovered otherwise. Damn. It really is a tough world out there for unknown content creators. Imagine feeling like you had to produce porn just to noticed? For a moment, you're glad that all you have to do is walk around doing fetch quests and fucking pornstars, at least you're not trying to make a living off of your art. [["So are we done here?"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement4.jpg" height=400px> You're not a little bit curious what Diaper God's art means for the future of the game? "Not really." Just think. Now, any fictional character you can imagine is just a patreon poll away from being added to your favorite NSFW adventure game! //Any// fictional character? On second thought this is //way// too much power for the dev to have. "So you're telling me for all I know, next update I'm gonna have to fuck like Edna Mode or something?" It's possible. You should really consider supporting the game so that you can have a voice in who get's added next. [["Fuck that!"]]

<img src="Images/BCBasement5.jpg" height=400px> "Fuck you Babe-Chan! I'll never support this game on Patreon. I'd rather fuck fucking Donkey Kong than give the piece of shit who makes this game //my// money. Fuck DiaperGod, fuck BabeQuestDev, and fuck you! I'm outta here!" You head back up the steps. You've got an e-criminal to track down and this sales pitch is only getting in the way. Wait! Before you go, take this. [["What's this?"|idididi]] <<set $hasdowntownkey to true>>

<img src="Images/BigKey.jpg" height=400px> It's the key to Downtown. "Downtown?" It's not added to the game yet. But when it is you'll need this key to get there. There's a lot of great stuff planned. A strip club, Morpheus' Pad...ooh! And I'll be there too, hopefully with more poses than just me waving. "Thanks I guess." The Key to Downtown was added to your invetory. For sure! See ya soon MC! [[Get me the hell out of here!]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> You head back to the computer room. Janice has been waiting for you. Jesus are you alright? You look like you saw a ghost. "I wish I had. Now let's get cracking on these e-criminals." Right well, right now we're hot on the tale of one of one of the most elusive men in internet-crime. He's wanted for dozens of accounts of copywrite infringement and piracy. "Sounds like a real rat bastard. [[What can I do to help?]]"

<img src="Images/StoreRep.jpg" height=400px> Turns out those things were loaded with methamphetamines! Like, it was an //obscene amount.// Pretty sure there are still some drug dealers peddling them now though if you're really desperate. "Thanks for your help man." Any time. Okay, so no Scooby Snacks at the supermarket. Think, Who do you know that sells drugs? [[Back|Supermarket]] <<set $shaggy to 3>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> I'm glad you asked. His name is //BabeQuestDev// and I need you to go to his patreon page and search for clues! Seriously?! "What the FUCK Janice?" A part of you snaps. Is something wrong? "Yeah something's wrong! I can't go two steps in this god foresaken place without one of you FUCKS telling me to go to that stupid patreon page!" [[Next|udidosp]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Well I'm sorry. I-I don't really know what that means, but I didn't mean to upset you- "Just-FUCK! Shut up! I need a break from this shit. I can't deal with this right now." You [[storm out the door,]] abosuletly fuming.

<img src="Images/PoliceStation.jpg" height=400px> Well, that could have gone better. You know that you're probably going to have to visit that patreon page at some point if you want to progress the story, but right now you're still too heated. Hopefully Janice doesn't stay pissed at you for too long. [[Back to the grind.|South Side]] <<set $clab += 1>>

Janice slides a laptop towards you. Here's the [[link|https://www.patreon.com/BabeQuestDev]] in case you forgot it. See if you can find the //secret code// hidden on the website. If you can figure it out, we may be able to track down BabeQuestDev's real life location! The laptop has a terminal window open with a text box for input. <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|BQD riddle]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "HighlighTpage">> Hmm. Still not working. Are you sure that's not an instruction of some kind? [[Hm...|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 5>> <<elseif $riddle1 == "suckmydicklol">> Oh my god, it's working! You did it! You found BabeQuestDev's secret password! [["I did?"]] <<else>> Nothing. Make sure your entry is case sensitive and doesn't include any spaces or special characters. [[Damn|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 5>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> You did! I'm cracking into the mainframe as we speak-this is huge! It says here he lives somewhere in "ligma city." Something tells you that's not actually the dev's location. Still cool though. I still can't believe it, I'm so happy I could kiss you! [["Then why don't you?"]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hold it right there Janice! The Chief appears holding out her gun. When I first hired you here you made me a promise, that if any man was able to complete a quest in the computer lab that //I'd// get to fuck him. Fuck you chief! Janice counters with a gun of her own! That was a long time ago chief, I was a different woman back then. I'm not afraid to stand up for what I want anymore, and right now I want this guys dick. [["Hold on!"]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> "Ladies, ladies, please, surely there's a way we can come to compromise on this. I //can// have sex more than once you know." Impossible, there's only one way this ends, with you choosing which on of us you want to fuck. She's right. You have to make a choice here. What'll it be? *[[Fuck Janice]] *[[Fuck the Chief]]

Haha! In your face chief! Now whip that cock out for me. <img src="Images/Janice1.gif" height=400px> Janice starts sucking your cock. The Chief shakes her fist at the sky. [[Awesome|pipoippp]]

Haha! In your face Janice! Now whip that cock out for me. <img src="Images/Chief1.gif" height=400px> The Chief starts sucking your cock. Janice shakes her fist at the sky. [[Awesome|pipoisppp]]

<img src="Images/Chief2.gif" height=400px> You fuck Janice. Things are going pretty good. Yes! Now put it in my ass. [[Whatever you say|psdipoippp]]

<img src="Images/Janice2.gif" height=400px> You fuck the Chief. Things are going pretty well. Yes! Now put it in my ass. [[Whatever you say|psdisdpoippp]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Hold on a second, Janice? I never knew you liked anal. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Shit, I love anal too. Maybe you and I aren't so different after all, huh. Maybe not... There is a lingering silence. And then- Alright fiiiiine, we can both fuck him. [[Aw Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/Janice.jpg" height=400px> Hold on a second, Chief? I never knew you liked anal. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Shit, I love anal too. Maybe you and I aren't so different after all, huh. Maybe not... There is a lingering silence. And then- Alright fiiiiine, we can both fuck him. [[Aw Yeah!]]

<img src="Images/3s1.gif" height=400px> It's threesome time motherfuckers! [[Next|psdipaoasippp]]

<img src="Images/3s2.gif" height=400px> You pussy fuck the Chief, like a fucking boss. [[Nice!|psdipasaoasippp]]

<img src="Images/3s3.gif" height=400px> Then you turn around and anally fuck Janice, like the fucking stud you are. [[Next|psdipaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s4.gif" height=400px> And now some anal for the chief. [[Next|psdsipaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s5.gif" height=400px> "Shit, I think I'm getting ready to cum" The chief nods her head. I'm ready for it. Wait, don't cum yet! There's something I've always wanted to try. [[Oh?|psdiasdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s6.gif" height=400px> Alright. You guys don't move. Janice pulls your dick out of the Chief and straddles //both// of you. "Janice what are you doing?" Just trust me, this is gonna be awesome. [[See where it goes.|psdiaasdsdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s7.gif" height=400px> Janice starts riding your cock //while// the chief is inbetween you and Janice. There see, now it's like I'm fucking both of you! This position does not make any sense. Janice, I'm gonna smile and moan because this is a porn clip, but I want you to know I can't feel anything right now. "Yeah, plus I can hardly breathe with all this excess weight on me, and you can only go down the first few inches of my dick." Fine then. Fuck you guys. Someday I'll find a couple to fuck that won't judge me for trying to live my dream! [[Does this mean I can cum now?|psdiasasdsdpaoasiasppp]]

<img src="Images/3s8.gif" height=400px> Apparently. You cum all over Janince's hand. Damn that was hot. You said it. Sorry if I mistreated you earlier. Don't sweat it. I was a bit of a bitch myself. Friends? Friends. [[Now that's what I call a Happy Ending!|InnerPol]] <<set $clab to 6>> <<set $BP += 2>>

<img src="Images/Cop41.gif" height=400px> Cop #4 get's started right away. She throws a black mask over your face. [[Wait, what?|aosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop42.gif" height=400px> Oh my gosh! There's a mask on your face! How does this keep happening to me? "How does this keep happening? Lady you put this-" You know what. It's not worth it. You decide to just go along with whatever this is an get your babe points while you still can. [[Next|aasosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop43.gif" height=400px> You know with that mask on, you kind of look like a criminal. "Uh huh." It's kind of like...I tried to arrest you, but then you overpowered me and started fucking me. "Uh-huh." [[Next|aasosdsdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop44.gif" height=400px> You keep fucking her. ...could you maybe please say some criminally stuff? "Seriously?" [[Fine, let's get this over with.|aasosdsdasiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop45.gif" height=400px> You try to think of your best robber line. "Um...put the money in the bag-" OH YES! OH YES I'M CUMMING. OH FUCK. That was easy. [[Finish up.|aasosdsdasidfasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop46.gif" height=400px> Another one for the books. [[Back|InnerPol]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop11.gif" height=400px> Cop #1 starts sucking your cock, but part of you is still confused. "Cop #1, can I ask you a question?" Go ahead. "Why are we on a roof?" I don't know. Would you rather us be in a bed? "That would be nice." Okay, follow me, we'll pick this up back in my appartment. [[Oh, nice!|aasdosdiasjf]]

<img src="Images/Cop12.gif" height=400px> You reach the appartment, the sex recommences immediately. "So how come you're Cop #1?" Because, I am the Cop Primeval, the progeniter of all Police Officers for all time. My existence spans accross centuries, I was here long before you were, and I will be here long after you are gone. [["Wow, really?"]]

<img src="Images/Cop13.gif" height=400px> No, silly. I'm jut messing with you. I'm called Cop #1 because I'm the first cop you fuck. That makes a lot more sense. [[Cumshot|sososososoos]]

<img src="Images/Cop14.gif" height=400px> Bada-bing bada-boom. [[Back|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop21.gif" height=400px> Cop #2 starts sucking your cock. [[Nice!|oaosdijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop25.gif" height=400px> She puts wraps her tits around your cock. [["Wow, thanks Cop #2"|oaosdsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop22.gif" height=400px> Please don't call me that. "Call you what?" Cop #2. It makes me feel like I'm just some objective for you to acquire after completing a set of requirements. [["...aren't you though?"|oaosdddfdfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop23.gif" height=400px> What was that? "I mean, isn't that kind of what you are? I'm only fucking you right now because I brought in a wanted criminal." Cop #2 scoffs. How dare you insinuate such a thing! I am an officer of the law! I've made and oath to serve and protect the people of this town and I'm SICK and TIRED of people treating me like I'm some kind of fucking bimbo just because I fuck some of our best private investigators. [["I-"|oaosdddfdfsdfijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop24.gif" height=400px> What the hell are you supposed to say to that? "...I'm sorry?" No, it's fine. I'm just venting is all. My life is a little complicated right now. "I can tell." I'm sorry I took my anger out on you. Do you feel like cumming in my mouth now? [["Sure!"|oaosdddfddfdfsdfijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop26.gif" height=400px> You cum, but as you do, you remember that the woman in this GIF is more than just a reward for a job well done. She's also a character in an HTML porn game, for whatever that's worth. [[Back|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Cop31.gif" height=400px> Cop #3 gets right to work on your cock. [["Nice!"|oaosdddfdfdfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop32.gif" height=400px> You continue having sex. Surprising, things are actually going pretty smoothly so far. No weird dialogue or unexpected interruptions to speak of. [[Next.|oaosdddfdfdfssijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop33.gif" height=400px> Another GIF, and still no weirdness in sight. What th fuck is wrong with this chick? Why hasn't she started like, quacking like a duck or something? Does she not know how things work around here? [[Next.|oaosdddfdffddfsijsdf]]

<img src="Images/Cop34.gif" height=400px> What? It's ovet, just like that? A completely NORMAL sex sequence? You don't even know how to respond to this. "Huh, well thanks for the sex I guess." Your welcome! I had great time too. "...Cool." [[That was so fucking weird.|Police Station]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<<if $impregnation == true>><<set $impregnation to false>><<else>><<set $impregnation to true>><</if>> Pregnancy is now set to $impregnation. Click this link again to change it back. [[Back|Toggle Fetishes]]

<img src="Images/Scout22.gif" height=400px> Mmm. Holy fuck mister! This might be the biggest donation I've ever recieved. [[Next.|There'ds only one way to find out.]]

<img src="Images/Scout23.gif" height=400px> Mmm. That was amazing. Now cum on my face. [["I've got a better idea."]]

Oh FUCK! <img src="Images/Scout24.gif" height=400px> You pump her pussy full of cum. It's about time you got a creampie out of this game. Did-did you just cum inside me? [["Yup."]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/ScoutCreampie.jpg" height=400px> But Mister! I'm not on the pill! Uh-oh. "I'm sure it's fine. It was just one time." What are you going to do if I get pregnant? "What am I gonna do? What are you gonna do? It's not my baby, you figure it out." Honestly, the nerve of some people. We'll see about that. [["I guess we will."]]

//9 Months Later// [[This can't be good.]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> You wake up in a courtroom, the smell of cloroform still fresh in your nostrils. "What the fuck is going on here?" BANG! BANG! The Judge slams their gavel on the desk What's going on here, is that this woman, Girl Scout #2 is sueing you to obtain her child support. [["Say what?"]]

<img src="Images/ScoutCourt.jpg" height=400px> The Girl Scout taunts you from the witness box. Surprised to see me? "Yes, what the hell is going on here?" Yes, you dumbass. I've recently given birth to your child, and now I want my child support! "What?!?" This is crazy. She's an NPC in a porn game. Since when does putting a baby in her belly make you responsible for the consequences? [["There's gotta be someway out of this."]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> "Listen Judge. This is stupid. We're not married, we're not even dating or anything. Why should I have to pay anything for this kid I'm never gonna see?" Unfortunately for you defendant, according to https://mensrights.com/child-support-for-children-born-out-of-wedlock, "child support will be determined under the law of the state that has jurisdiction and, generally, your child support obligation is independent of whether you exercise your rights to be involved with the child." "...So does that mean I have to pay the child support or not." Yes. "Damn it!" They've got you totally pinched. Looks like there's nothing left to do but own up for your actions. [["Alright then, how much is this gonna cost me."]]

<img src="Images/ScoutCourt.jpg" height=400px> I'm thinking a one time payment of ''one babe point'' should be enough to keep us well fed. Figure it's only fair I take back what I gave you, even if you can't take back what you gave me. A BABE POINT?! "Please, there's gotta be some other way. I need those Babe Points." The Judge chimes in. I'm afraid I'm going to have to side with the prosecution here. One Babe Point seems like a totally reasonable request. [["Damn it!"|asdkjfnaskjdf]]

<img src="Images/Judge.jpg" height=400px> You decide to cut your losses and fork up the Babe Point. Thank you for your cooperation. You did ther right thing. "Tell me, is there any way I can meet this kid?" I'm afraid not. Unfortunately, "All characters depicted in this game are fictitious and are at least 18 years of age. So you won't be able to see your child for at least another 18 years. Oh fuck that, that's way too long. "Eh, fuck it. They'd probably end up being a brat anyways. Later bitch." You flick off the girl scout as you [[make your way out.|Main Street]] <<set $girlscout to 26>> <<set $BP += -1>>

<img src="Images/Gate.jpg" height=400px> <<if $hasdowntownkey>> You approach the gate. As you near it, a beam of light shoots out of your inventory. [[What?|ajsdk]] <<else>> The Gate to Downtown. It's a massive barrier, stretching from the earth to the sky. Nobody knows how it got here, and nobody knows how to open it. But as long as its standing you won't be leaving any time soon. [[Talk to the homeless man.]] [[Back|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Downtown.jpg" height=400px> The Big City. <<if $homelesscounter == 4>> Hey, the [[Homeless Guy|Talk to the homeless man.]] is back.<</if>><<if $homelesscounter > 4>>[[Talk to the homeless man.]]<</if>><<if $librarian == 10 && random(10) == 0>> [[A girl approaches you.]]<</if>> Go to: *[[Riverfront]] *[[Residential District]] *[[College Campus]] *[[North Side|Shops]] <<if $homelesscounter != 4>><<set $homelesscounter += 1>><</if>> <<set $tylerlink to "Downtown">> <<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 0>><<goto "tylerpitch">><</if>><<if State.turns > $tylernum && $tylerpitch == 1>><<goto "tylerpunish">><</if>><<if $hitlertp == "Escape">><<goto "Escape">><</if>>

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> <<if $homeless == 0>> Hey there sonny! Here for the show? "What show?" What show? HA! You here that? He doesn't know about the show...Well, I know that, but I still think its funny...Yeah, I'll tell him [["I'm sorry, who are you talking to right now?"]] <<elseif $homeless == 2>> You approach the Homeless Man. "What are you doing here?" Sitting. "Aren't you supposed to start your life now that the gate's open?" That's what I'm doing. [["...Being homeless?"]] <<else>> Hey there sonny! <<if $homeless < 3>>Here for the show?<</if>> <<if $mugged > 3 && $homelesstalk == 0>>[[Tell him Bonnie sent you|didiooioi]] <</if>>[[Sit with him for a while.]] [[Head back|The Downtown Gate]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> Who me? I'm talking to Jerome. Say "hi" Jerome! The Homeless Man gestures to the space in front of him. "Uh huh." What was it you were asking me again? [["The show?"]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> Right! The show. We're waiting for the chosen one to arrive! Should be quite an event when he does, and me and Jerome don't want to miss a thing. "The chosen one?" That's right! The chosen one. He's the man who will bring the almighty Key to Downtown and liberate us! "Well, I guess stranger things have happened." Right? That's what I'm saying. Like that time Jerome's blood turned into milk! [[I'm gonna go now.|The Downtown Gate]] <<set $homeless to 1>>

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> You sit down next to the homeless man. It's nice to rest your legs. <<set _rand to random(31)>><<if _rand == 0>> zzzzz <</if>><<if _rand == 1>> I should sell my bitcoin before the market shifts again. <</if>><<if _rand == 2>> Where do Holocaust deniers think all those Jews went? <</if>><<if _rand == 3>> I have no memory of the last 45 minutes. <</if>><<if _rand == 4>> What if instead of using sails for sailboats, they used windmills, and then the windmills could turn while the boats were moving and like, charge batteries or something. <</if>><<if _rand == 5>> If home is where your heart is how come I'm homeless? <</if>><<if _rand == 6>> I don't think most people realize how cheap eggs are. <</if>><<if _rand == 7>> Did you know Jerry Springer was Mayor of Cincinnati? <</if>><<if _rand == 8>> You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can halve your cake and eat it two. <</if>><<if _rand == 9>> Ratings are overrated. <</if>><<if _rand == 10>> You know, nothing special happens when you sit with me. These random dialogue lines are just flavor the dev decided to add to pad the word count. <</if>><<if _rand == 11>> Have you fed the ducks recently? <</if>><<if _rand == 12>> If human beings developed the ability to teleport, I bet we'd all just get really fat. <</if>><<if _rand == 13>> I don't think Jerome likes you very much. <</if>><<if _rand == 14>> Well, shall we go? "Yes let's go." You do not move. <</if>><<if _rand == 15>> Aren't you bored of me yet? <</if>><<if _rand == 16>> Nananananananana-BATMAAAAAN! <</if>><<if _rand == 17>> If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, why'd she leave me? <</if>><<if _rand == 18>> Do you think if you had a small dick your girlfriend would tell you? <</if>><<if _rand == 19>> Your fly is down. <</if>><<if _rand == 20>> How come our diver's liscenses, which we have to get replaced every couple of years, are made out of practically indestructable plastic; but our social security cards, which we only get ONE COPY of for our whole lives, are made out of fucking cardboard paper? <</if>><<if _rand == 21>> People are always saying, "Roses are red and violets are blue," but in my experience most violets are violet.<</if>><<if _rand == 22>> Why am I, as a grown ass man, shitting my pants?<</if>><<if _rand == 23>> Every minute spent soft is a minute wasted.<</if>><<if _rand == 24>> I will never forgive Bryan Cranston for helping create Kung Fu Panda 3.<</if>><<if _rand == 25>> I need a woman to fuck me like she's afraid to lose me.<</if>><<if _rand == 26>> Holding back a sneeze and edging are a lot more similar than society is willing to admit.<</if>><<if _rand == 27>> Let's be bad samaritans.<</if>><<if _rand == 28>> The world is your oyster. It's also your prison.<</if>><<if _rand == 29>> I spent so much time thinking about big booty bitches, I couldn't see the ones that were right in front of me.<</if>><<if _rand == 30>> My balls itch so fucking bad.<</if>> [[Sit a while longer.|Sit with him for a while.]] <<if $hasdowntown==false>>[[Back|The Downtown Gate]] <<else>>[[Back|Downtown]]<</if>>

You fumble around in your inventory, looking for the source. "Whoah..." <img src="Images/KeyShining.jpg" height=400px> It's the key Babe-Chan Gave you, only it's shining like a fucking nuclear power plant. Oh my god! Look Jerome! LOOOK! [[Next|aosidfu]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> The Homeless Man sitting by the gate dashes towards you. I can't believe it, it's YOU. You were the Chosen One all along! "I'm what?" The Chosen One! You possess the almighty key that will set us free! [["I do, wait-Whoah!"]]

<img src="Images/KeyShining.jpg" height=400px> Suddenly, the key floats out of your hands. It's heading for the gate. It's happening. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! It looks like the homeless man is frothing at the mouth. The light coming from the key is shining brighter and brighter. If you stare at it any longer you might risk going blind. [[Cover your eyes!]]

<img src="Images/KeyShining.gif" height=400px> !KWASH! You feel a sudden pulse of energy reverberate through the air and then...nothing. [[Open your eyes.]]

<img src="Images/Downtown.jpg" height=400px> You open your eyes, and there it is. Downtown. WOHOOO! We did it! Aw yeah Jerome it finally happened! I could just kiss you! Heck, who am I kidding? Come here you! The homeless man starts making out with the air in front of him. [[Then again, look at this place, can you blame him?]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> Oh shit! I almost forgot! I have a message I'm supposed to give to the Chosen One. "Oh, what is it?" The Homeless Man leans in close and whispers something into your ear. I'm supposed to tell you, there's new content at the bank. [["That's it?"]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> That not important to you? "No, it's fine it's just, that's such a small piece of information. Why didn't the dev just like put a sign up or something? He could've just had a pornstar with wings come down from the sky and tell me that shit, why'd he go through all the trouble creating this weird interactive homeless guy if you're just here to tell me there's new content at the bank? Did we really have to wait three months (EDIT: 3 months LMAO) for an update just for //this//?" The Homeless Man gives your question a good long think. You know something Chosen One? I don't think I have any idea what you're talking about. Now come on! LET'S GET NAKED JEROME! The Homeless Man rips off his clothes and dashes away into the street. He is immediately arrested. [[Well, I guess that's that.|Downtown]] <<set $homeless to 2>> <<set $hasdowntown to true>>

<img src="Images/WIP.jpg" height=400px> <<if $WIP == 0>> You walk down to the-Wait what?! Hey MC! What's poppin'? "Babe-Chan? What're you doing here?" Babe-Chan? Haven't heard of her, I'm work-in-progress Chan, nice to meet you! WIP-Chan gives you a firm handshake. [["So what does that make you, the embodiement of all things Work-In-Progress or soemthing?"]] <<else>> Sup MC! Looks like you're trying to visit another area that's not finished yet. "I'll see myself out then." See ya around! <<back "Back">> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Residential.jpg" height=400px> Appartment complexes line the block. [[Visit Morpheus' Pad]] Go to: *[[Strip Club]] *[[Bar]] *[[Downtown]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> Yup! You see, before I was homeless and uptown, but now I'm homeless and //downtown// so this is a real step up as far as I'm concerned. "I see." If I'm lucky I'll homeless in Paris by 2030. "So you're just gonna sit out here from now on?" That's the plan. Feel free to sit with me and Jerome whenever you have the time. [["I'll think about it."|Downtown]] <<set $homeless to 3>> <<set $homelesscounter to 5>>

<img src="Images/StripClub.jpg" height=400px> Sexy bodies adorn the establishment. <<if $dockgirl < 6>>[[The Lorax]] is here.<</if>> *[[Get a lapdance]] [[Back|Residential District]]

<img src="Images/Bar.jpg" height=400px> Everybody's favorite hole in the wall. <<if $mugged >2 && $mugged < $muggednum>>[[Mika]] is here.<</if>><<if $mugged > $muggednum && $mugged < $muggednum +2>>[[Mika's seat is suspiciously empty.]]<</if>> [[Approach the Bartender]] <<if $poolplayer < 10>>[[Approach the Pool Player]]<</if>> [[Back|Residential District]]

<<if $morpheus == 0>><img src="Images/House2.jpg" height=400px> You find your way over to Morpheus' place. It's been so long you almost forgot which house it was. <img src="Images/Door.jpg" height=400px> You knock on the door, a pair of eyes stares back at you from behind the glass. Oh, no fucking way. Is that who I think it is? Suddenly, the door flies open! Large purple arms grab you and rush to pull you inside. [["What the-"]] <<elseif $dealer == 2 || $dealer == 3>><img src="Images/Pad.jpg" height=400px> There's nobody here right now, Morpheus is still in your inventory. Ignore the fact that you can see Morpheus, he's only on-screen because the dev no longer has the original verison of this image. [[I almost forgot|Residential District]] <<else>><img src="Images/Pad.jpg" height=400px> Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=200px> <</linkappend>> Good to see you brother. *Play some Super Smash Brothers [[Melee]] *Talk to [[Morpheus.]] *[[Go Back|Residential District]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/WIP.jpg" height=400px> Tee-hee! No silly, I'm just regular old Babe-Chan in a skimpy top. "Oh. Okay, so what's up with the background." Oh! Yeah, I'm supposed to tell you that the area your trying to visit isn't available in the current build of the game. I knew the dev gave me this outfit for a reason. "So...should I go?" No sense sticking around here is there? "Alright. Bye then." See ya around! [[Back|Downtown]] <<set $WIP to 1>>

<<set _rand to random(5)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/Melee2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/Melee3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/Melee4.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 3>><img src="Images/Melee5.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 4>><img src="Images/Melee6.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 5>><img src="Images/Melee7.gif" height=400px><</if>> You kick back and enjoy a few rounds of best fighting game ever made. Thanos stops by. [[Talk to Thanos]] [[Say goodbye|Residential District]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> What's on your mind, brother? <<if $dealer == 1>>[[Talk to Morpheus about the dealer.]] <</if>>[["Nothing"|Visit Morpheus' Pad]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusandThanos.jpg" height=400px> BRO! MY DUDE! Morpheus and Thanos pull you in for an epic bro-hug. You slap each other on the back cuz you're fucking bros. [["Sup guys."]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusandThanos.jpg" height=400px> Nothing much man what's up with you. Same old, same old. Morpheus gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump.">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=200px> <</linkappend>> Thanos gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump.">> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> Where the fuck you been man? [["It's a long story."]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusMelee.jpg" height=400px> Hey, don't sweat it dude. We got plenty of time. You tryna get in on this rotation? Morpheus offers you a gamecube controller, behind him you see the Super Smash Brothers Melee character select screen waiting for you on a Hello Kitty CRT. [["Fuck yeah."]]

<img src="Images/melee.gif" height=400px> You play some Melee with the boys. Thanos still can't wavedash to save his life. You catch the boys up on what's been happening, the Babe Points, the simulation, the cooperate espionage. All this time, and you haven't really had the chance to get any of it off your chest. Morpheus laughs, and tells you if anybody could fuck his way out of a simulation it'd be you. It's fucking good to be back. [[Spend the rest of night playing games.|Visit Morpheus' Pad]] <<set $morpheus to 1>>

<img src="Images/MorpheusandThanos.jpg" height=400px> "What's up Thanos!" Nothing much, you guys playing Melee? "Yup." <<if $melee < 4>> Cool, cool. Say, I've been meaning to ask you guys, <<if $melee == 0>>what's //Project Slippi?//<</if>><<if $melee == 1>>//how can I download Project Slippi?//<</if>><<if $melee == 2>>//what exactly is "free melee?"//<</if>><<if $melee == 3>>//how can I get into the competitive scene?//<</if>> Typical Thanos, he loves the game, but you'll be damned if he doesn't know shit about it. [[Explain]] <<else>> Cool, cool. Say, I've been meaning to ask you guys, //you got room for one more?// "Are you kidding! Get over here Thanos!" [[Enjoy hanging with the boys|Visit Morpheus' Pad]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/MorpheusandThanos.jpg" height=400px> <<if $melee == 0>> "Slippi is what we use to play melee online." You can play melee online? But its over 20 years old. Morpheus chimes in. That's what makes Slippi so impressive. It's got rollback netcode, which means you can play melee practically lagless with someone on the other side of the country. Wow, that's crazy. I play Smash Ultimate online sometimes, and it lags if I'm playing with someone in the same room. "Plus, it's got skill-based match making which means no matter what your skill level is, you should be able to find someone your skill level to play with. It's probably the objectively best way to enjoy Super Smash Brothers online." That's so dope! "Yeah, Slippi is really great. We really have to thank Fizzi and the gracious members of the Melee community who fund its development on [[Patreon.|https://www.patreon.com/fizzi36]] You should drop him a subscription if you have some cash to spare." <<elseif $melee == 1>> "Thanks to emulation, playing melee now is easier than it's ever been. If you have a gamecube controller and an adaptor, you can get it on your PC in under an hour." Emulation? Isn't that illegal? "Not if you own the game. If you own it, all you have to do is follow the instruction on [[this video|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XJ_KsIbmiM]], and download a Melee iso off of the internet (just search "Melee NTSC ISO" on the internet and you should find plenty of places to download it easily.) What if I don't own it? Morpheus chimes in. Then you do the same thing, only now your pirating the game. Sure it's "illegal," but its no more so illegal than pirating a movie, anime, or porn game. There's literally no way you can get caught, your not a bad person for wanting to play a game that's no longer in stores. The only victim is Nintendo, but with how shitty they are- "I'm going to stop you right there Morpheus. I'm strictly against piracy, and I'm sure the developer of this game is too. Morpheus' words are certainly not an endorsement from this developer. Please do not break any laws." Okay, but what's that? "Oh <<linkappend "that?">> <img src="Images/MeleePorn.gif" height=200px> <</linkappend>> That's just a pirated porn video that the dev used to make this game. Huh, so what I'm getting here is that Melee is essentially free to play if you don't have a problem with piracy. "Which you totally should." Right. <<elseif $melee == 2>> "I'll let Morpheus take this one." Don't get me started. Nintendo has gone out of its way to //fuck// the melee scene and competitive smash scene in general for YEARS. How? How haven't they? They blackmail tournament organizers, threaten potential competitive sponsorships, and outright cancel events whenever they please. I don't understand. Don't most fighting game companies support their games competitive scene? Not Nintendo. Nintendo considers itself a "family company" and is against people playing their games competitively at all. That's ridiculous. You mean they're trying to stamp out an entire community to protect their "image"? More or less. There's a few shady cooperate benefits they get out of it too, but at this point I think its just pride. As for #FreeMelee itself, it's just a hashtag people have been using evers since Nintendo canceled a major online tournament called the Big House. They're a really shitty company Thanos. Nintendo really really does suck. You can read more about their shitty practices [[here.|https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Nintendo%27s_business_practices]]. <<elseif $melee == 3>> "That's a good question. Honestly, you should probably just start with downloading slippi and give the game a try. Then if you decide you like it, you can try going to a local tournament and meeting/playing with new people." That's cool. But what if I want to get more involved as a spectator. "That's easy. Just tune into a tournament on Twitch, or watch some Youtube videos of matches. If you're really new to the scene, I'd suggest watching the [[Melee Documentary.|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSf2mgkRm7Q&list=PLoUHkRwnRH-IXbZfwlgiEN8eXmoj6DtKM]] Hell, even if you're not interested, it's insanely well done and worth the watch 100 percent, even if it is a bit dated now." <</if>> Damn, that's good to know. Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me guys. [["No Problem"|Visit Morpheus' Pad]] <<set $melee += 1>>

<img src="Images/ComicGirl.jpg" height=400px> <<if $librarian < 4>> Ugh, you again. Like, where the hell is Stacy? She should've been back by now. <<if $librarian == 3>>[[Ask for help defeating the Black Knight]]<</if>> [[Forget it.|Inner Comic Book Shop]] <<else>> Like, what are you still doing here. Meet me in the Alley already loser. [[Back|Inner Comic Book Shop]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComicGirl.jpg" height=400px> Like what do you mean? "You've been rude to me every time we've interacted. What gives?" Oh that? That's just how I treat everyone who isn't a comic book fan. "How do you know I'm not a comic book fan?" It's obvious. Now if you don't mind, I've got some important waiting to do. [[What a bitch.|Inner Comic Book Shop]]

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> <<if $barista == 0>> Hey, stud. What can I do you for? [[I was thinking maybe I could do something for you.]] [[Coffee please.]] <<elseif $barista == 2>> You're back! "I sure am." Well, what did she say? "She wants to know how late you'll be." Let me think. Like 2 or 3 hours maybe? Yeah, 2 or 3 hours. The barista stares at you expectantly. "Do you want me to tell her that too?" If you would. [[Sigh|Cafe][$barista to 3]] <<elseif $barista == 4>> What's the word? "She wants me to ask you if that means you want to cancel tonight. She says she can plan for another day." Hmmm, well, I don't know...What do you think I should do? "I have no idea what's going on." Okay. Hmm...honestly, I can see both sides. Part of me thinks we should do tonight and part of me thinks we should reschedule. Decisions, decisions... The suspense is killing you. [[Next.|asldkfjsadklj]] <<elseif $barista == 6>> What did she say? You're so fucking done with this shit. "She says she'd rather YOU decide." What? But I wanted her to decide! "I know." This is horrible! This is the worst possible outcome! [["Shakespearan, in a way."]] <<elseif $barista < 8>> Hey, stud. Talk to my sister yet? [[Not yet|Inner Cafe]] <<else>> Hey, stud. [[Back|Inner Cafe]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> She looks at you seductively. Oh? Like what? "That's up to you I guess. I think you'll find I'm suited for a //wide variety// of tasks." Mmm. I like the way you talk. I think there is something you can do for me. [[Oh?]]

<img src="Images/InnerCafe.jpg" height=400px> Sure. One coffee coming right up. Fucking pussy. <<if $coffee != 1>> [[Back|Inner Cafe]] <<else>> [[Back|WAITQW!]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> Yeah could you deliver a message to my sister. She works at the bar downtown. "What? Oh, yeah I guess I can do that." Cool. Could you just let her know I'm going to be late tonight? [[Alright, I'm on it.|Inner Cafe]] <<set $barista to 1>>

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> <<if $barista == 1>> Hey there, sugar. [[Deliver your message.]] <<elseif $barista == 3>> You're back! Did she tell you how long she'd be? "She said like 2-3 hours." 2-3 hours! Does she just want to call it off then? We can do a different night. "How would I know?" Go ask her if she wants to reschedule. I think 2-3 hours might be too late. There better be something good at the end of this quest. [[Back|Bar]]<<set $barista to 4>> <<elseif $barista == 5>> What'd she say? Are we on or not? "She says she'd rather you decide. She's good either way." But I can't decide. Tell her she needs to decide because I'm not going to decide. Fucking hell. [[Back|Bar]]<<set $barista to 6>> <<elseif $barista < 8 && $barista > 0>> Hey, sugar. Talk to my sister yet? [[Not yet|Bar]] <<else>> Hey there, sugar. [[Back|Bar]] <</if>><<if $mugged > 3&&$bartendertalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|iiio]] <</if>><<if $poker > 0 && $poker < 3>>[[Ask her for a 'Cindy Special.'|idiio]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> "I've got a message from your sister back at the cafe." Really? Isn't that a surprise? What news does sis have fore me this time? "She wanted me to tell you she's going to be late tonight." Hmm... Something's up. [["What's wrong?"|asdfjl]]

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> Do you know how late she's going to be? "No, she just said to say she'll be late." Hmm...Do you think you could stop by the cafe and ask her how late she's going to be? "I mean, I guess." Thank you so much! [[Back|Bar]] <<set $barista to 2>>

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> You know what, I'd rather just have her decide. It's not a big deal to me, so it makes more sense for her to pick. Could you head back to the bar and ask her what she wants to do? Here we go again. [["I'm on it."|Cafe]]<<set $barista to 5>>

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> You know what, I'm just gonna call her. What? The Barista pulls out her phone. Hey Mandy? Do you wanna cancel or not...You know what, let's just do it. I don't know why I was so indecisive before. Cool, I'll be there. The Barista hangs up the phone contentedly. [["What the fuck was that?"]]

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> What? "You had a phone this whole time?" So? "So why the fuck have I been running around town delivering messages for you guys?" Because I wanted to fuck you, silly. [["What?"|9093]]

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> Don't you know how this works by now? What kind of a porn game would this be if I just fucked you without giving you some menial task to do first. Come to think of it, fucking somebody without a completing some sort of fetch quest would be pretty unsatisfying. "Huh. Well then, what do we do now?" I think this is the part where I fuck you. [["Sweet!"|909093]]

<img src="Images/barista1.gif" height=400px> You follow the Barista to an office in the back. She whips out your cock. //Whrrrrrrrr// You notice a strange noise coming from the corner of the room. Charging Sequence activated. [[What in the holy hell is that?|9090de93]]

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> The Librarian looks up. Surprised that you've started a sentence this way. Yes? "Hm?" Weren't you saying something? "Was I?" You just marched over to my desk, slammed your fist on the table, and were all like "You know what..." "Oh shit. I totally forgot what I was gonna say. I got distracted by the comically small man struggling to climb to the top of that pencil eraser on your desk." Oh. Well can I help you with anything else? [["Well, now that you mention it..."]]

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> "Why WON'T you suck my dick? Like, is it me? Is it my clothes? My breath?" Oh no, it's nothing like that. It's just... "What?" You're not a knight. A //knight?// "What the hell does that have to do with anything?" I only fuck knights. You have about enough of this. [[Are you SERIOUS right now?]]

<img src="Images/Joust.jpg" height=400px> Just a regular old jousting tournament. <<if true>>*[[Enter the tournament]] <</if>><<if $joustready == 0>>*[[Have a look around]] <</if>><<if $hasturkeyleg == 0>>*[[Buy a turkey leg]] <</if>><<if true>>*[[Back|Park]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/TournamentOrganizer.jpg" height=400px> <<if $joustready == 0>> You approach a tournament organizer and ask to enter the tournament. Enter the tournament? Are you nuts? People die in these things. Like, I'll enter you if you want but you should seriously reconsider. "Wait, seriously?" You kidding me? You got two dudes in armor charging each other at full speed with metal sticks. Yes, people die in jousting tournaments. "Shit." Now that he mentions it, it really doesn't make much sense to risk your life if you've got nothing to gain from it. [["Thanks for the advice man!"|Jousting Tournament]] <<else>> You approach a tournament organizer and ask to enter the tournament. Enter the tournament? Are you nuts? People die in these things. Like-- "Save it guy. I know the risks and I want to enter." The tournament organizer shakes his head. Alright guy. If you're sure. ATTENTION TOURNAMENT ATTENDENTS! WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER! [[Here we go]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Joust.jpg" height=400px> You walk around for a while, enjoying the jousting atmosphere. ARRRRRGH! [["Holy Shit!"]]

<img src="Images/TurkeyLeg.jpg" height=400px> A turkey leg has been added to your inventory. Nice! [[Back|Jousting Tournament]] <<set $hasturkeyleg to true>>

<img src="Images/SirJohn.gif" height=400px> You watch in horror as Sir John is launched from his horse. The anouncer can't get enough of it. OOOH! That looks like a rough one folks! Oh my god, it looks like he broke his ribs on that one. Oh god you can see the bone throught the skin! This is too gruesome. I'd say there's a good chance he'll die from his injuries! Damn. Sucks to be that guy. Good thing you're not a knight. [[What's that?]]

<img src="Images/LibrarianJoust.jpg" height=400px> Your eyes catch someone ducking through the crowd. Is that--It is! It's the librarian! On second thought, it makes sense she'd be here. She //is// only interested in knights. That gives you [[a terrible idea.]]

<img src="Images/Joust.jpg" height=400px> You should enter the jousting tournament to impress the librarian! Sure it might rend you limb from limb, but you've done less for pussy at this point! All that's left to do now is [[enter the tournament.|Jousting Tournament]] <<set $joustready to 1>>

<img src="Images/JoustPrepare.jpg" height=400px> In a matter of moments, the tournament officials slap on a suit of armor and load you up to the Jousting Dock. "That was fast. Do you guys think I could get a second to--" Your question is immediately drowned out by the announcer's voice. And now we meet the new challenger's oppoenent! The BLACK KNIGHT. Welp, he's dead. Awww. He was a cute one too. Who the hell is [[The Black Knight?]]

<img src="Images/TheBlackKnight.jpg" height=400px> Emerging from a ploom of smoke, the most fearsome knight you've ever seen makes his way onto the jousting dock. For a moment you feel your soul leave your body. What have you gotten yourself into? That's right folks! The Black Knight! The Bill Gate's Foundation Charity Jousting Tournament's undefeated champion for 4 years straight. Once again, the champ has elected to joust completely anonymously. Leaving us all to wonder, just what does this knight have to hide, and who is the man behind the mask. The crowd oohs and ahhs as the Black Knight raises his lance. Alright. Fuck it. So maybe this guy is tough. But that doesn't mean you can't [[take him]] right?

Alright then, nothing left to do but to-- !"CHARRRRRGE!!!!!!!" <img src="Images/Charge.gif" height=400px> [[Next|falksjf]] <<set $strengthcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "Cheeky Bastard">>

[[Next|jaklsjf;a;s]]

<img src="Images/NurseBend1.jpg" height=400px> You wake up in the hospital. "Not again!" Welcome back. "What happened?" You got your shit kicked in. The lance went straight through you. Honestly you should probably be dead but you seem to have this uncanny ability to survive anything. [["But did I win?"]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> Get the fuck out of my hospital bed. Looks like you're taking L's left and right. You wonder what you're supposed to do now, after losing so badly. If only there was some super manly sensei who could train you to become a better knight. Think, who do you know who's manly? [["Who's that suddenly approaching the hospital?"]]

<img src="Images/Chad.jpg" height=400px> It's a real life gigachad! There's no one manlier in this hemisphere. Surely this is the man to teach you how to become a knight. You decide to approach him. What's up little man? God, he's so cool. He know's he's much much cooler than you but he still takes time out of his day to talk to you. "Can you teach me to become a knight?" The gigachad laughs. Ha! Sorry little man. I'm afraid renaissance faires are a bit too nerdy for me. You're better off looking for someone who's into that stuff. Of course! A gigachad is the last place you should look for jousting help. You need a nerd. A big fat nerd. Think, who do you know who's nerdy? [[Good Question|Hospital]] <<set $librarian to 3>>

<img src="Images/EasterEgg.jpg" height=400px> A DVD copy of Speed Racer (2008) was added to your inventory. "Wait, what? What does this mean?" Attached the the DVD is a note. //Congratulations player! You've just used one of you hacked abilities in a situation that it would logically make sense to use it in. These moments are quite rare, and I'm sure most players will never see this screen. Unfortunately, due to this scene being a part of larger plot progression, and the dev not wanting to write alternate scenes for people who actually decided to use their hacks here, you will not be allowed to complete this task via a hack. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope that this DVD copy of Speed Racer (2008) will provide some sort of conciliation.// So this is some kind of easter egg? That's cool, I guess. Weren't you doing something? <<back "Back">>

<img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> Yes. "Really?" Yeah. I like knights. "Like the suit of armor kind?" Yeah. Exactly "Oh. Sorry if I was rude earlier. I thought you were just fucking with me." No, no, I totally understand. It's all good. [[I guess I'll see you later then.|Library]] <<set $librarian to 2>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> Alright. Let's see this new content. Can I help you with something sir? "Oh no. I mean, kind of. I just wanted to chat." The Bank Teller eyes you suspiciously. Why? "You just seem like an interesting person is all." [[Date Start!|Date Start1!]] <<set $affection to 0>>

<img src="Images/DateStart.jpg" height=400px> Conversation Menu (Affection = $affection): <<if $bankfood == 0>>[[Ask about food]]<</if>> <<if $bankmusic == 0>>[[Ask about music]]<</if>> <<if $banktall == 0>>[[Ask how tall she is]]<</if>> <<if $bankbirthday == 0>>[[Ask when her birthday is]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/DateStart.jpg" height=400px> <<set $affection to 0>> Good god what is this? Looks like this is your first time viewing the date menu. Would you like to [[read the date tutorial?]] You could probably use that. Then again, how hard can this be? Conversation Menu (Affection = $affection): <<if $bankfood == 0>>[[Ask about food]]<</if>> <<if $bankmusic == 0>>[[Ask about music]]<</if>> <<if $banktall == 0>>[[Ask how tall she is]]<</if>> <<if $bankbirthday == 0>>[[Ask when her birthday is]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/DateStartBabeChan.jpg" height=400px> Babe Chan suddenly materializes in front of you. Hey MC! "You again!" The one and only. "Couldn't the dev have just left a note?" Impossible! You ready to hear the date tutorial? [["I guess."|o34i3i]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> "You like music?" What kind of quesiton is that? Of course I like music, who doesn't like music? "I don't know, maybe Stalin or somebody?" Stalin loved music. "It's just a question." Well it's a dumb question. Also my favorite color is red. [[Okay sorry.|DateEnd]] <<set $bankmusic to 1>>

<img src="Images/DateStartBabeChan.jpg" height=400px> You see, women are incredibly simple. They're all motivated by a completely quantifiable stat called "Affection" Raise it high enough and some good things will start happening. "BuT HoW cAn I RaIsE AfFeCtIoN?" I appreciate you playing along with this. You can raise the affection of girls by going with them on dates. Dates are easy, just talk and listen and your date's affection will increase automatically. But I've got it on good authority that if you pay close attention to what your date says, you might get a special reward. "This gonna be one of those things where I have to remember random personal details about chick like her height and weight and shit." Mayyyybe. Good luck out there MC! [[Thanks Babe Chan|Date Start!]] <<set $tutorial to 1>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> "How tall are you." 6'8 "Actually? You got a problem with that? "Not really." You change shape and size drastically in each sex scene, so you'll probably just scale up if it comes down to it. [[That will be all Ms. Teller|DateEnd]] <<set $banktall to 1>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> "What kind of food do you like?" I subsist on a diet consisting exclusively of kale "Just kale?" Yep. Only kale It is the superfood. [[Alright then|DateEnd]] <<set $bankfood to 1>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> "You mind telling me your birthday?" I was born on September 11th, 2001 "Wait, you mean like, 9/11. Like //the 9/11?//" Yeah. You know, they say, "never forget," but that didn't stop my mom from forgetting to call last year now did it? Well, I guess somebody had to be born then. [[Leave|DateEnd]] <<set $bankbirthday to 1>>

<<if $affection < 3>><<set $affection += 1>><<if $tutorial == 1>><<goto "Bank">><<else>><img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> "Wait, what was that?" What was what? "That green text in the middle of your sentence." I don't think I know what you're talking about. But I will say, if you happen to remember some of the things I tell you when we talk, there might be a reward for you later. Ohhh you get it now. This is one of those remember all of the girls personal details and you get to fuck them later. Alright, this'll be a piece of cake. [[Say goodbye|Bank]] <<set $tutorial to 1>><</if>> <<else>><img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> Say, before you go, I wanted to ask you something. [["Oh?"]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComicGirl.jpg" height=400px> Like, what do you want? "I need help defeating the Black Knight in a Jousting Match. I thought maybe you could help." Weirdo alert! Like, what makes you think I know anything about fighting knights? "You're a nerd?" Hmmm. Maybe you're not a lost cause after all. Alright knight boy, like, meet me in the Alley on the north side of town tomorrow night and maybe I'll start training you. [[That's a start.|Inner Comic Book Shop]] <<set $librarian to 4>>

<img src="Images/ComicGirlAlley.jpg" height=400px> <<if $librarian == 4>> Howdy Partner! Ready to start your training? Wait, didn't this chick have a valley girl accent in the last scene? "Did you just say, 'Howdy Partner?'" I surely did! Ain't no other way to greet a friend now is there? You better just roll with this. Questioning this one further is probably just gonna leave you more confused. [[So tell me about this training]] <<elseif $librarian == 5>> What the hell are you still doing here partner? Go inside the cafe and come back to me. [[Back|Alley]] <<else>> The Comic Book Girl gives you a stern look. You're ready. [[To the tournament!]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ComicGirlAlley.jpg" height=400px> I reckon Imma need you to walk down to the cafe and walk back here. "You need me to go grab some like training equipment or whatever?" No siree, I just need you to go to cafe and come back. "Is this a fetch quest with nothing to fetch?" Mayyybe. See ya soon! [[Give me a fucking break.|Alley]] <<set $librarian to 5>>

<img src="Images/Joust.jpg" height=400px> You wait outside your tent for the match to start. Even with your newfound knight skills, you can't help but be nervous. You think of what's on the line, everything you've worked for. <<linkappend "The Librarian">> <img src="Images/Librarian.jpg" height=400px> To think after all this time, you'll finally be able to fuck her. You've become a true knight, and after this jousting match, you'll become a true man. <<linkappend "All mine.">> <img src="Images/Librarian1.jpg" height=400px> Aww yeah. Comrade? [[Who's there?]] <</linkappend>><</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Light.gif" height=400px> You suddenly feel it! The light, this...POWER. You're-- !A KNIGHT! <img src="Images/Knight.jpg" height=1000px> A chivilrous chill shoots across your spine! You have been transformed. The scrawny weak, unknightly, person you were before this is no more, from this point forward you will champion justice and vaquish all evil. [[Next|Alley]] <<set $librarian to 7>>

<img src="Images/ComicJoust.jpg" height=400px> Oh, it's just the Comic Book Girl. You forgot she was here. Apparently she's Russian now. "What's up?" You seem stressed. May I be asking, is there something bothering you in head? "It's nothing Comic Book Girl. I'm just a little nervous about the match I guess." Hm. I see. Perhaps what you need is something to take your mind off of stress. "Well, now that you mention it, I did bring a monopoly board from home, and usually that helps me keep my mind off of--[[Oh my god!]]"

<img src="Images/ComicNaked.jpg" height=400px> She's already taken off her clothes. Will this be sufficient comrade? "Oh yes, absolutely! I actually got the totally wrong impression there, the monopoly thing was just cuz I thought..." Yes? "Can we just fuck?" Yes. [[Alright!|A]]

<img src="Images/holly1.gif" height=400px> She's on your dick in seconds. You find dick suck pleasurable, yes? "Hell yeah I do!" Good. Now is time to put dick in ass. Your really starting to like the russian version of this character. [[Put dick in ass|Aasdf]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> Affection Check Passed! (4/4) Do you think I could strip naked? I don't normally do this sort of thing, but since you talked to me four times, I've decided that I actually that stripping naked in the middle of the bank lobby is a good idea. "Sure." Looks like all that affection grinding is about to pay off. [[Watch.|oeoeo]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller1.jpg" height=400px> [[Nice!|9090901]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller2.jpg" height=400px> [[Nice Again!|90920901]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller3.jpg" height=400px> [[Still Nice!|909230901]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller4.jpg" height=400px> [[Nice Still!|90909212101]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller5.jpg" height=400px> [[Again, Still Nice.|909090asd1]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller6.jpg" height=400px> Well, I'm done. What'd you think? "I thought it was nice." Excellent. Wanna fuck me now? Do I ever! <<linkappend "Blowjob">> <img src="Images/teller1.gif" height=400px> Wait, you have a condom right? "...No?" [[Since when have you needed condoms?]] <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/BankTeller6.jpg" height=400px> Well, you'll need one if you want to fuck me. Fuck! Don't stress. There should be a condom dispenser at the Hospital. Just grab one and head back. "Fine. I'll be right back." Condoms are the fucking WORST. [[Back|Bank]] <<set $affection to 5>>

<img src="Images/CondomDispenser.jpg" height=400px> Got it. Let's get back to the bank. A condom was added to your inventory. <<set $affection to 6>> [[Go Back|Hospital]]

<img src="Images/BankCop.jpg" height=400px> You approach one of the officers. Stay back citizen! Any closer to the bank and you might be harmed! "Why? What's going on?" It's a hostage situation. Some supervillain broke in and took out all of the security. Eye witnesses say it was over faster than you could walk to the hospital for some condoms and come back. I'm afraid the bank is going to be closed for the foreseeable future. Fuck. Wait, did he say a //supervillain// broke into the bank? There she is! Battle stations! [[You feel a character reveal coming on.]]

<img src="Images/BankShego.jpg" height=400px> Wait, is that fucking Shego? Yoooooooooo sick! Where's my fucking money! Shego grabs a police officer and melts their face off. God shes's so cool, and HOT. We told you Shego, we have the money, but we can't give it to you until our hostage negotiation expert gets here. RRRGHH!!!!! Shego does some more destructive shit, but it seems like she's listening. Alright, fine. Fucking bureaucracy man. [[Next|ijoiu]]

<img src="Images/BankCop.jpg" height=400px> The police officer breathes a sigh of relief. "Wait you guys already have the money?" Yes, but none of us can give it to her. "Why not?" We don't have degrees in hostage negotiation. Well that's stupid. But then again, if you could just get your hands on one of those degrees you might be able to turn this situation to your advantage. [[Bow and bid the police officers adieu|Cafe]] <<set $affection to 7>>

<img src="Images/Campus.jpg" height=400px> Everybody's favorite loan shark. Enter: [[Academic Building]] [[Quad]] Go to: *[[Financial District]] *[[Train Station|WIP]] *[[Downtown]]

<img src="Images/Class.jpg" height=400px> <<if $affection == 7>> A classroom where you can learn shit. [[Get a Hostage Negotiation Degree]] <<else>> A classroom where you can learn shit. You should come back when you have a quest that requires you to get a degree. <</if>> [[Back|Academic Building]]

<img src="Images/Campus.jpg" height=400px> You enroll in the local college. You spend the next four years of your life making a bunch of surface level connections and ultimately wasting a lot of time and money for no other reason than to indirectly reinforce the unjust systems of power in this country that continue to use access to higher educations as a means to oppress the working class. Hostage Negotiation Degree added to your inventory. [[Awesome!|College Campus]] <<set $affection to 8>>

<img src="Images/Hostage1.jpg" height=400px> You enter the bank. Shego is already waiting for you at the door. Finally! I was getting tired of killing hostages. Where's the money? "It's in this briefcase." Shego immediately lunges for the briefcase. You should've planned this better. Finally! Wait--What? [[Something the matter?|ijosdfsdiu]]

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> "You alright doc? You look a bit sick." That obvious. I didn't have my coffee this morning. "That rough." You're telling me. Looks like that caffeine defficiency is really hitting the doc hard. Maybe you should do something about that. <<if $hascoffee>> [[I actually have some coffee on me, do you want it?|Give her some coffee]] <<else>> [[Go Back|InnerHospital]] <</if>> <<set $coffee to 1>>

<img src="Images/Barista.jpg" height=400px> Sorry, we're all out. "Of coffee?" Yep. Can I interest you in som steamed milk? That's not exactly what the doctor ordered. Looks like you'll have to find some other way to get the doc caffeinated [[Back|Inner Cafe]]

<img src="Images/InnerCafe.jpg" height=400px> Hold on a second--You did it! You got the coffee for the doc! You thought they were out of coffee. How do you like that! Looks like being a pussy paid off! Feeling triumphant, you [[step outside]]

<img src="Images/SpiltCoffee.jpg" height=400px> !NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You'd think you would've figured it out by now. Being a pussy never pays off. [[I deserve this|Cafe]]

<<if $yandere == true>><<set $yandere to false>><<else>><<set $yandere to true>><</if>> Yandere is now set to $yandere. Click this link again to change it back. [[Back|Toggle Fetishes]]

<<set _rand to random(5)>><<if $lapdance == 2>><img src="Images/PurpleLapdance.gif" height=400px> The chick riding your dick speaks up. Enjoying yourself? [[You bet I am.]] <<elseif $lapdance == 5>><img src="Images/NakedLapdance1.gif" height=400px> Things are really getting intense! This chicks' not even wearing any clothes You like that baby? [[You bet I do!]] <<elseif $lapdance == 6>><img src="Images/Purplelapdance.gif" height=400px> You enjoy another anonymous ass. Fancy meeting you here. Wait a minute, you know this ass! [[It's you.]] <<elseif $lapdance == 8>><img src="Images/NakedLapdance2.gif" height=400px> Oh shit! Guess who's back and riding your dick naked //again.// [[Nice to see you again.]] <<else>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/lapdance1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 1>><img src="Images/lapdance2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 2>><img src="Images/lapdance3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 3>><img src="Images/lapdance4.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 4>><img src="Images/lapdance5.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if _rand == 5>><img src="Images/lapdance6.gif" height=400px><</if>> You enjoy the club's services. [[Nice!|Strip Club]] <</if>> <<set $lapdance += 1>>

<img src="Images/Purple.jpg" height=400px> You have a look at the beauty in your lap. Good. I think you're one of my favorite customers. Oh fuck yeah. "That so, huh?" I like you a lot. Like a lot a lot. Like I really really really really really really really like you a lot. Um... "Should I be concerned?" No, I just wanted you to know. She gives your dick a squeeze and walks off. [[That was weird.|Strip Club]]

<img src="Images/Stripper2.jpg" height=400px> Good. I enjoyed myself quite a bit. We'll have to do this again sometime. "I agree." The stripper smiles coquettishly as she walks away. [[I like where this is going.|Strip Club]]

<img src="Images/Purple.jpg" height=400px> "Nice to see you again." I wish I could say the same. Who was that slut you were talking to last time you were here. "The one who rode me naked? I don't know her name. You work with her, shouldn't you know who she is?" That's not what I'm asking. I mean who is she to you? Wait, is this chick //jealous?// "She's just a stripper a met. I'm not like serious about her or anything." Hmm. Alright then. Just remember lover boy, I like you. A lot. She walks off. [[Goddamn, that was weird.|Strip Club]]

<img src="Images/Stripper2.jpg" height=400px> Mmm. Feelings mutual. God your dick feels //massive// under there. I think you've just earned yourself a private dance. "For real?" She leans over and gives you a kiss. Meet me in Private Room 4 in five minutes. [[Awwww snap.]]

<img src="Images/BackOfClub.jpg" height=400px> After the longest five minutes ever you finally make your way to the private rooms. "Showtime." But when you part the curtains all you can do is <<if $yandere == true>>[[stare in shock.]]<<else>>[[stare in shock|Normalphew]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Blood.jpg" height=400px> Fresh blood lines the walls. You see the body of the stripper you were going to fuck lying on the ground beneath you. "Oh. God! This is horrible, who would do something like this!" Do you really need to ask? [[Gasp!]]

<img src="Images/PurpleVIP.jpg" height=400px> "Oh. It's just you." Yeah. Sorry if I scared you. I had a talk with the other girl and explained how much I wanted to fuck you, and she was super cool about it. I hope you don't mind me trading places with her. "Not at all" [[Let's get down to business]]

<img src="Images/holly2.gif" height=400px> You put your dick in her ass. Mama Mia! Oh no. You fucka me good! Oh yes you fucka me lika dee lasagna! Lika dee pizza pie! [[Of all the times for an accent change...|Aasdsf]]

<img src="Images/holly3.gif" height=400px> Her moans gradually change from Italian to French. Oui Oui Mon Ami! Zon Zon! Vive mon asshole! You realize now that she's probably going to continue changing accents for the duration of the sex scene. abonnez-vous au dev on pay-arbre-sur! [[Next|Aasasddsf]]

<img src="Images/holly4.gif" height=400px> You conintue her accent changes once again. Fuck yeah, you stupid cunt! Pretty fockin good innit? "Yeah. It's great." When is this sex scene gonna be over? Ugh-Are you like, fucking serious right now? "What?" It's "great?" It's fucking great? How fucking dare you. [["I said it was great."|Aasaassddsf]]

<img src="Images/holly6.gif" height=400px> Um, you could you try having just a little bit of fucking enthusiasm. I'm like, really trying over here. "Sorry. I guess the accents are just getting to me." Oh I'm SO sorry. I guess it's my fault I like to practice my accents in intimate situations? You didn't ask me to stop. You didn't do anything, you just sat there all annoyed like //I'm// the problem. Bitch, hello? I'm letting you fuck my asshole for free. Like, for free free. And not only that I trained you to become a stupid knight for NO reason. What have you done to desreve this asshole? What have YOU done for ME? Fucking piece of shit nameless protagonist shitbag. Uhhhh [[I'm about to cum!|Aasaasssddsf]]

<img src="Images/holly5.gif" height=400px> Despite what that porn gif might make you think, the comic book girl still seems really pissed. You better think of something to say to defuse this situation. [[Alright. Think. Thiiiiink]]

<img src="Images/ComicNaked.jpg" height=400px> "Listen this was great and all, but I've got a librarian to fuck." WHAT! "Wooop wooop wooop wooop!" You take off like a cartoon roadrunner jumping headfirst out of a two story window and sticking a landing directly inside of a suit of armor below. Get the fuck back here! Hey--HEY! [[Game Time.]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/TheBlackKnight.jpg" height=400px> And now...the rematch of the century! The somewhat new challenger vs the BLACK KNIGHT The Black Knight raises his lance. But this time you're ready. [[Bring it bitch!]]

<img src="Images/Charge.gif" height=400px> He's as good as you remember. He strong, he's fast, but this time there's something different. This time you're ready. <<linkappend "You remember what you're fighting for.">> <img src="Images/Librarian2.jpg" height=400px> <<linkappend "Why you've trained.">> <img src="Images/Librarian3.jpg" height=400px> <<linkappend "Why you'll win!">> <img src="Images/Librarian4.jpg" height=400px> [[CHAAAAARGE!|ooooooooooh my god]]<</linkappend>><</linkappend>><</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Crowd.jpg" height=400px> !Crash!!! All around you, the once roaring crowd goes silent. Jaws hit the floor. I...I can't believe it. The Black Knight--HAS BEEN SLAIN! You feel an absence in your arms. Your lance--it went straight through him. [[Oh God.]]

<img src="Images/BlackKnightDead.jpg" height=400px> You can't say you wanted it to end this way, but when it comes down to it, he knew the risks going into this. This is just what happens when you get in the way of a man on a quest to fuck a librarian. Ah, <<linkappend "The Librarian">> <img src="Images/Librarian5.jpg" height=400px> Your dick is hard already. With this victory, there's no way she'll be able to resist you. You are truly a knight worthy of fucking. Out of my way, please! I'm a doctor. I might be able to save him. Quick help me remove his helmet! A crowd forms around the Black Knight. You shake your head, with injuries like that there's no way he'll survive. Then again, you are kind of curious what he look like [[underneath the mask.]]<</linkappend>>

!!"No, this can't be. No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" <img src="Images/LibrarianDead.jpg" height=400px> The crowd removes the Black Knights helm to reveal--The LIBRARIAN. !"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" You fall to your knees in anguish. You were set up from the beggining. Everything you've done, all the trials you've endured, it was all for nothing. You were doomed from the start. Destiny had already chosen a path for you, and this time, the path doesn't have a happy ending. [[Suffer|Park]] <<set $librarian to 10>>

<img src="Images/barista2.gif" height=400px> Oh that? That's just the coffee maker don't worry about that. //WHRRRRRRRRRR// The noise gets louder. "What the hell kind of coffee machine is this?!" Extracting Sexual Energy in T minus 5...4...3...2... [[Oh SHIT|"Seriously? That's so sick!"]]

<img src="Images/barista3.gif" height=400px> //ding!// The Machine lets out a tiny little noise. [[Was that it?|949]]

<img src="Images/barista4.gif" height=400px> You cum on the Barista. Everything //seems// fine. Wow, that was awesome. Hey look! The coffee's done. "I thought your coffee machine was broken." It was. "But what-" You know what, maybe at this point its better to just take the coffee and stop asking questions. [[Back|Inner Cafe]] Coffee was added to your inventory. <<set $barista to 8>> <<set $hascoffee to true>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Nurse.jpg" height=400px> You pull the coffee out of your inventory. Oh my god. Are you serious? Is that coffee? For me? "Yep." Give me that! //SLUUUUURP!// She downs the entire cup right there. WOOO that's the stuff! Wow, I feel alive, I feel energized! Holy shit! I've got to do something with all this excess energy. "Does it happen to involve you sucking my dick?" Well, it doesn't involve me //not// sucking your dick! Get over here! [[It's on like Donkey Kong.]]

<img src="Images/doc1.gif" height=400px> The doc is on your cock. [[Nice!|alskdja;]]

<img src="Images/doc2.gif" height=400px> She hops on top of you. Hey, I know this is kind of out of the blue, but I actually have a weird question I wanted to ask you. [["I'm all ears"]]

<img src="Images/doc3.gif" height=400px> Okay, well...it's kind of hard to explain. Maybe I should wait until after we're finished having sex so I don't interrupt what we're doing. "Nah, you're fine." Really? "Yeah. This is pretty modest as far as sex interruptions go for me." [[Next|"What's the fantasy?"]]

<img src="Images/doc2.gif" height=400px> Okay. So basically, here's the question. Do you think if you were to grab your dick with both hands, one hand by the tip of your dick and one hand by the base of your dick, forming a sort of bikelock with your arms, dick, and hands, and then you choked me with said dick biklock it would be hot? ... [["What the actual fuck are you talking about."]]

<img src="Images/doc4.gif" height=400px> I'm just wondering if you think that would be hot. "I have no idea. I can't even begin to imagine what a dick bikelock would look like, let alone if it'd be hot. And if it //was// hot, wouldn't more people do it/know about it." But that's just the thing, maybe we're the first people to even think about it. What if we're on the brink of discovering a new hot thing people can do that will take the adult world by storm? You ge the feeling she really wants you to make a dick bikelock and choke her with it. *[[What the hell. For science!]] *[[I'm not doing that.]]

<img src="Images/doc15.gif" height=400px> You do the thing. It's...it's... Is it hot? "...I don't know." What exactly is even going on here. Why have you never seen this before? Where did this porn gif even come from? This is too much to think about right now. It seems our test was inconclusive. Further experimentation may be required to determine whether or not dick bikelocks are indeed sexy. I thank you for your participation in this study. Uh-huh. [[Can I cum now?]]

<img src="Images/doc5.gif" height=400px> You decide its best to leave the question of dick bikelocks unanswered. You cum on the doc and finish up your completely normal sex session. [[Can anyone really blame you?|Hospital]] Coffee was removed from your inventory. <<set $coffee to 4>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/doc5.gif" height=400px> Of course. You'd better get out there before your head explodes from all of this thinking. [[Back|InnerHospital]] Coffee was removed from your inventory. <<set $coffee to 4>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/purple1.gif" height=400px> She sucks your dick. It's nice. [[Next|idoso]]

<img src="Images/purple2.gif" height=400px> You fuck her. It's also nice...and normal. Why did the game make such a big deal making this character seem deranged and obsessive if the sex scene was going to be so normal? [[Next|idosso]]

<img src="Images/purple3.gif" height=400px> Well, maybe its for the best. After all what would you have wanted her to do? Get so jealous that she //kills someone// or something? [[Next|idosafso]]

<img src="Images/purple4.gif" height=400px> Because if you wanted that you should've changed which fetishes you have toggled on in the fetish menu on your computer in your room. Sometimes fetish sex scenes won't have alternate versions like this one, and you'll miss out on sex content you might have wanted to view. Also remember that a new fetish is added every update so you'll want to check it each time an update comes out. [[Next|idosafdsso]]

<img src="Images/purple5.gif" height=400px> Look at that, you're done already. Where'd she get that vibrator from? [[Nice|Strip Club]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $lapdance to 10>>

<img src="Images/PurpleKnife.jpg" height=400px> Its the other stripper. The one who was being weirdly obsessive over you earlier. I tried to warn you. Didn't I say I liked you? Didn't I say I really really liked you? "Yeah, but like, what the fuck. That's not a good reason to kill someone!" You just don't get it do you. I'm a //yandere//. [[...A what?]]

<img src="Images/PurpleKnife.jpg" height=400px> "What's a Yandere?" You don't know what a Yandere is? You turned Yandere content ON in the fetish section of your computer, how can you not know what it is. "Maybe I know what it is, but maybe I don't. I might've just turned all the options on as to not miss out on any content and would appreciate and explanation as to what a Yandere is all the same." Hmph. Fine. A Yandere is "(chiefly Japanese fiction) A character, usually female, who fits the archetype of being genuinely kind, loving, or gentle, as well as obsessed with their love interest, sometimes demonstrating this through violent behavior. " [[What does that mean?]]

<img src="Images/PurpleKnife.jpg" height=400px> Ugh. It means like I'm obsessed with you. I wanna fuck you, and if anyone else tries to fuck you before me I'm gonna like fucking kill them. "Why didn't you just ask to fuck me then. I would've said yes." I don't fucking know. Stop questioning me. Do you wanna get fucked by a murderous, sex crazed, pornstar or not? [[Well, now that you mention it...]]

<img src="Images/purple1.gif" height=400px> Your dick is just like I always imagined it. "And you're always imagining my dick because you're obses--" Because I'm obsessed with you. [[Right|as;lkjdaf]]

<img src="Images/purple2.gif" height=400px> Did I mention I'm like really obsessed with you? "Yep." Okay cool. Just checking. [[Next|as;lkjadaf]]

<img src="Images/purple3.gif" height=400px> "So what does a yandere do //after// they have sex with someone." I hadn't thought about it. I don't think most Yandere's get this far. "Listen this is cool and all, but if you keep killing the girls who are into me after this, it's just gonna be really inconvenient." No yeah, I can see how that would inconvenience you. I wouldn't want to do that. An inconvenience to you is like a stab wound to me. [[Okay cool but...|as;lfkjadaf]]

<img src="Images/purple4.gif" height=400px> "You did //already// murder someone who was about to fuck me. It didn't seem like you cared about inconvenience me then." Okay, maybe that was a little inconvenient, but I'm making up for it now aren't I? Come on, you can trust me honest! [[Trust her]] [[Do NOT trust her]]

<img src="Images/purple5.gif" height=400px> You know what. Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen? Is the dev gonna kill you? Is he gonna write a whole seperate arc for players who choose to trust the Yandere and for players who choose to not trust the Yandere? No. The dev's a lazy piece of shit. So you know what, yeah you do trust this chick. "What now dev?" What? "Sorry. I got lost in thought. What I meant to say is, I trust you completely." Really! "Yup." Yay! The Yandere picks up her knife. [[Wait, where the fuck are you going?|Ressidential District]] <<set $lapdance to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/purple5.gif" height=400px> Yeah, you're //definitely// calling the cops on this bitch the minute you get out of here. That was hot. Do it again soon? "Definitely" [[Get the fuck out of there.|cops]] <<set $lapdance to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/CopsStripClub.jpg" height=400px> Moments later the cops arrive. They arrest the Yandere and don't question the fact that you were in that room with the dead body at all because this is a porn game and the police are going to do whatever furthers the plot of the game and YOU are not going to question it. [[Alright geez, just give me the babe point already.|Residential District]]

<img src="Images/PurpleKnife.jpg" height=400px> I just thought I'd kill a few people out in the lobby for fun. That wouldn't inconvenience you right? Not like they're gonna fuck you. "Um, no. I think that would inconvenience me quite a bit." Well, I disagree. [["Wait, STOP!"]]

<img src="Images/CopsStripClub.jpg" height=400px> She ended up killing over 20 people by the time the cops arrived, it was horrible. All those innocent NPC lives lost just because you couldn't click the obvious fucking answer. Are you happy now? Are you? [[I mean, I did just get laid.|Residential District]]

<img src="Images/Hostage1.jpg" height=400px> There's no money in this briefcase! Where's my MONEY!!! Shego shoots her energy or whatever the fuck she has on her hands into the sky in anger. You honestly can't tell what she's so mad about. Nobody keeps the money in the first briefcase. That's Hostage Negotiation 101. "Calm down Shego. I have your money, and I'll give it to you. I just have one condition." I've already agreed to let everyone here go. That's your one condition. That's a good point. [[...I have TWO conditions.|ijosdfssdiu]]

<img src="Images/Hostage1.jpg" height=400px> Okay fine. What do you want? "I want to have sex with you." You WHAT?! Hostage negotiation 102. Always have sex with the enemy. Always. I'll kill you you twerp! RRRAAGH! Shego starts charging at you. [[Stick to you training|ijdosdfssdiu]]

<img src="Images/Hostage1.jpg" height=400px> She runs at you and then--she stops. Alright you got me. I want the money a lot more than I want to kill you. Besides you've got balls, that's at least ten percent of a good dick. [[Wait did all of this actually work?]]

<img src="Images/Shego1.png" height=400px> Shego strips down and lays on the floor. "I can't believe this is happening." Come on, hurry up and put your dick in my mouth. I don't have all day. [[Oh shit|sjdkjoisjfe]]

<img src="Images/Shego2.png" height=400px> You put your dick in Shego's mouth and--OH GOD! "What the FUCK happened to my body?" You naturally start screaming at the top of your lungs. Hey, dude can you stop with the screaming, I'm putting in work over here. [[Oh, sorry|sjdkjoisasjfe]]

<img src="Images/Shego3.png" height=400px> Shit. Maybe you're overreacting. Maybe you DO have a body, you just can't see it now because...art reasons. "So uh, can you see the rest of my body?" The rest? Nah, dude. For me you've been a floating dick this whole time. [[WHAT|sjdkjsoisasjfe]]

<img src="Images/Shego4.png" height=400px> Don't worry. I think society has progressed far enough that a sentient cock and balls will be able find acceptance and purpose within specific communities. You'll be fine. "This can't be happening. I can't live life as a literal dick!" Relax, guy. I'm sure it's just an artistic convention to save time for the artist, and you gotta admit, for a guy not drawing the rest of your body he did hook you up with some massive balls. Come to think of it, you do have some very nice balls. [[Time to cum.|sjdkjsoisasejfe]]

<img src="Images/Shego5.png" height=400px> Don't forget to follow @DiaperGod on twitter and hit him up if you want to commission art like this. If he's making shit for this game his commissions HAVE to be cheap. You should really drop him a follow actually. [[Finish the transaction|sjdkjsosisasejfe]] <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Hostage1.jpg" height=400px> "Well, now that that's all settled." Two Million Dollars were removed from your inventory. Aha. Keeping it in your inventory, smart. I would've never thought to look there. You hand over the money and Shego happily leaves through a hole in the ceiling. Looks like the day is saved. You turn to leave when-- Hey wait! [[Who's there?|sjdkjsosisasdasejfe]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller6.jpg" height=400px> Did you really think you could leave without fucking me? "Oh my gosh. Bank Teller, you're...still naked." Why would I put on clothes when I know you're on your way to fuck me? "I..." Affection really has a way with people huh. So, [[Shall we?|sjdkjsossdisasdasejfe]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller6.jpg" height=400px> We shall, but first I wanted to ask you a question about me, to make sure you've been listening during our talks. Oh shit. Here we go. You better have that shit that was highlighted green a while ago written down somewhere because it's about to get real. [[Ask away|asjdkjsossdisasdasejfe]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller7.jpg" height=400px> Alright hotshot. What's my favorite book. It's <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|asjdskjsossdisasdasejfe]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller7.jpg" height=400px> Wrong! Sorry, but it looks like you didn't care about me after all. Affection -1 "What are you talking about! You never mentioned your favorite book." Yes I did! "No you didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" Did! "Didn't!" DID! [["DIDN'T!"]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller7.jpg" height=400px> Fuck you, you jerk! I know what I said. I hope I never talk to you again. Affection -10 And furthermore I--Wait a second. What...where am I. Why am I naked? Oh shit. It looks like her affection wore off. [[You still mad at me?|asjdkjsossdisasdsasejfe]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller7.jpg" height=400px> Mad at you? I don't even know who you are. [["Oh. Well, allow me to explain."]]

<img src="Images/BankTeller.jpg" height=400px> One self-aggrandizing explanation later. So after you saved all of us from those hordes of zombies with you bare hands, you still found foster families for the orphans you pulled from burning orphanage? "Pretty much." That's amazing. You totally deserved to get fucked for that. "I do?" Take off your pants. [[Well alright!]]

<img src="Images/teller1.gif" height=400px> Would you look at that, it's a veritable two for one. First you fuck Shego and then the Bank Teller all for completing just one quest. [[This is awesome!]]

<img src="Images/teller2.gif" height=400px> Or actually, hold up. If you're fucking two girls over the course of one quest, doesn't that mean that //overall// there were less quests in this update and thus less content overal? [[Hmmmmm|iousoidusd]]

<img src="Images/teller3.gif" height=400px> Did the dev seriously make us wait 9 fucking months to release an update and then skimp on the content he so vehemently promised? [[Fuck this!|iousdsoidusd]]

<img src="Images/teller4.gif" height=400px> This is bullshit. You're fucking pissed. You did not wait 9 fucking months to have this guy spend 4 of those months studying, fall in love with a girl he met, get dumped by that girl 6 months later, go through a depressive episode, hit gold in valorant, cure cancer, and ONLY NOW start working on this game again. Fuck this guy and his game, you don't even want to cum anymore. [[Next.|sdds]]

<img src="Images/teller5.gif" height=400px> And you can't even choose not to cum, fuck this fucking game man. [[Worst cum yet|Bank]] <<set $affection to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Book Return.jpg" height=400px> Done and done. "The Importance of Being Ernest" (book) was removed from your inventory. [[Back|InnerLibrary]] <<set $nudist to 4>>

<img src="Images/StartBanner.jpg" height=600> If this is your first time playing [[click here|Untitled Passage]] to start playing! Everybody else, come with me to the [[changelog/save loader.]]

So I was gonna try and make a startup page for anybody that forgot to make a save last time they played, but I'm reading the documentation for importing saves and I do NOT understand it. So if you don't have a save, and don't want to replay the game from the start, you can just download one [[here.|https://www.patreon.com/posts/54658844]] Otherwise, you can just [[start the game as normal.]] Take a look at the most recent changelog before you leave though, it'll give you an idea what's been changed and where to start if you're looking for new content. !!!v0.7-0.9 ~6k words -Series of smaller updates focused on the Sorority House. 3 new romanceable characters and a random event downtown. !!!v0.6 ~15k words -8 new sex scenes -Greatly expanded Downtown! Added Casino, Docks, Bobs Bait and Tackle, Quad, Science Lab, Campus Ministry, City Hall and more! -New content at Bonnie's Hideout. Talk to Bonnie to start a new major quest! -Additional new content at the Bar and Strip Club. -The long awaited return of a forgotten character. -Phone sex. -Stacked sex!?! -And much, much more. !!!v0.5 ~12.5k words! -6 new girls to fuck -Added Downtown! Here you'll find Morpheus' Pad, the Strip Club, Bar, and more! -New content at the Library, Cafe, Hospital, and Bank. -First Art Sex Scene. I wonder who it could be? -New Fetish Sex Scene: Yandere -Fleshed out the world a little bit with some flavor text, hangouts, and homeless people. -An update of Heorism, Love, and Defeat -And much, much more !!!v0.4 ~8k words! -8 new girls to fuck -Completed the Police Station, hunt down wanted criminals around town to receive rewards. -Added the Computer Lab and an accompanying scene. -New Girl Scout Scene -The game's first fetish content (impregnation). Be sure to visit your PC to toggle the fetishes you do a do not want to see in game. -Fixed a glitch preventing content in the South Side from triggering properly. -Some Commissioned Art (what?!?) -A Threesome?!?!?! -And much much more. !!!0.3 -6500 words* -5 new sex scenes -This update focused on adding the South Side of town. It currently holds the Library, Beach, Police Station, Comic Book Shop, Cafe, and more. -Expanded the Roxanne Storyline. Talk to Alli in the kitchen after she returns from the Gym to start the new quest. -New Hack: Fast Travel, allows for more convenient navigation of the expanding map. -New Content in the Park -New Content in the Hospital -Betrayal, Murder, and Public Sex! -And much, much more. !!!v0.2 This update mainly focused on fleshing out the areas that were unfinished in 0.1. What's new in 0.2: -20k words* -10 new sex scenes -New Events in the Pool, Classroom, and School Gym. -Added the Gym & Gym Events -Added Hacking! Use the Computer in your room to purchase game hacks and alter reality at your will! -New Event in the Park -New Event in the Supermarket -Added the Hospital (no content at the moment) -Butt Sex! -Train Sex! -And much, much more! *Word count is always an estimate. TWINE, the program I use to make the game doesn't discriminate between text and lines of html code. So it's around 20k words, but I am just guessing. !!!v0.1 - First Release - Adds the Prologue, School, Park, Clothing Store, Supermarket, Alley, Hideout and Pool. - ~10k words - 11 girls to fuck

One last thing before you go! The game has new fetish content. You'll need to visit the PC in your room and changeyour fetish settings to see all the new content! [[Shut up already and let me play the game!|Untitled Passage]]

<img src="Images/RiverFront.jpg" height=400px> Civilization is a stream with banks. Go to: *[[Casino]] *[[Docks]] *[[Downtown]]

<img src="Images/Casino.jpg" height=400px> The casino. <<if $naked < 4>>There's a [[Naked Girl]] here.<<else>>There's a [[Clothed Girl|Naked Girl]] here.<</if>> <<if $poker <= 3>>You spy a good looking [[Player]] by the blackjack tables. <</if>><<if $mugged < $muggednum>>The [[Mayor]] is here.<</if>> [[Play some Blackjack]] Go to: *[[Back|Riverfront]] <<set $blackjacknum to 2>>

<img src="Images/Docks.jpg" height=400px> The entire thing reeks of fermenting fish.<<if $dockgirl < 2>> There's a [[Tourist]] out on the docks.<</if>><<if $salt == 1>> This looks like a good place to use your [[Desalination Device.]]<</if>> Go to: *[[Bob's Bait and Tackle]] *[[Souvenir Shop|WIP]] *[[Riverfront]]

<img src="Images/BobsBaitAndTackle.jpg" height=400px> One stop shop for all your fishing needs. *[[Talk to Bob]] [[Back|Docks]]

<img src="Images/Financial District.jpg" height=400px> No expense spared. Go to: *[[Fancy Building|WIP]] *[[City Hall]] *[[College Campus]]

<img src="Images/DockGirl.jpg" height=400px> <<if $dockgirl == 0>>You approach the Tourist. [[Ask her what she's doing out here|aksjsdhfakjs]]<<else>>You approach the tourist. "Figure out what you're doing out here yet?" Nope. That's tough.<</if>> <<if $mugged > 3>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you.]]<</if>> [[Back|Docks]]

<img src="Images/CityHall.jpg" height=400px> [[Mayor's office]] [[Talk to the secretary]] Go to: *[[Financial District]]

<img src="Images/AcademicBuilding.jpg" height=400px> Where the work happens. Go to: [[Classroom]] [[Science Lab]] [[Dean's Office]] [[Back|College Campus]]

<img src="Images/Quad.jpg" height=400px> Where the play happens.<<if $mascot == 1 || $mascot == 2>> [[The Hot Dog is here]]<</if>><<if $mascot == 3>>You're back with the mustard, but the giant sentient hot dog is nowhere to be found.<</if>> Go to: *[[Sorority House]] *[[Campus Ministry|Church]] *[[Back|College Campus]]

<img src="Images/ScienceLab.jpg" height=400px> The science lab. <<if $nerd == 0>>There's a [[Nerdy Girl]] here.<</if>> [[Back|Academic Building]]

<img src="Images/Dean.jpg" height=400px> You enter the Dean's Office. What the hell are you doing here? "I don't know. Exploring?" Her brow furrows. Get the fuck out of my office! Probably best to leave this for a future update. [[Back|Academic Building]]

<img src="Images/Nerd.jpg" height=400px> What do you want? <<if $mugged > 3 && $nerdtalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|didi]]<</if>> [[Nothing for now.|Science Lab]]

<img src="Images/Sorority.jpg" height=400px> Looks like there's a party going on. You should check it out. [[Enter|Main Room]] [[Back|Quad]] <<set $enterso to 1>>

<img src="Images/Church.jpg" height=400px> So it's Catholic school, no wonder the girls here are so kinky. [[Talk to the nun]] Go to: [[Back|College Campus]]

<img src="Images/Nun.jpg" height=400px> What can I do for you? <<if $mugged > 3 && $nuntalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|diddi]] <</if>><<if $poolplayer == 5>>[[Ask for help with the Pool Player]] <</if>> [[Nothing for now.|Church]]

<<if $naked == 0>><img src="Images/NakedGirl.jpg" height=400px> You approach the naked girl. What's up man! "Nothing much. Why are you naked?" You know, I was just wondering the same thing myself. Do you think you can get me some clothes? [["I guess."|Casino][$naked to 1]] <<elseif $naked > 0 && $naked < 3>><img src="Images/NakedGirl.jpg" height=400px> You approach the naked girl. Did you find me some clothes? "I'm not sure where to look." Maybe you should look somewhere that they sell clothes. [[Back|Casino]] <<elseif $naked == 3>><img src="Images/NakedGirl.jpg" height=400px> You approach the naked girl. Hey, did you find my some clothes? [["As a matter of fact..."]] <<else>><img src="Images/ClothedGirl.jpg" height=400px> What's up? [[Nothing|Casino]] <</if>><<if $mugged > 3 && $nakedtalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|didsi]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/PokerPlayer.jpg" height=400px> <<if $poker == 0>> You take a seat next to the poker player. "This seat taken?" What's that? I can't hear you over this fucking DOMINANCE I'm displaying right now, AW YEAH SUCK MY CLIT BITCHES. The player scoops up a big pile of chips triumphantly. She's very drunk. Probably best to leave her be. "Nice meeting you." Hey wait! Before you go. >hic< Can you get me something to DRINK. I'm too fucking sober right now. [["I don't know if that's a good idea."]] <<elseif $poker > 0>> Did you bring me something to drink? I'm dangerously close to remembering how painful existence is. <<if $fishice == 1 && $salt == 2 && $lemonade > 2>>[["I got it right here."]]<<else>>[["Not yet."|Casino]]<</if>> <</if>><<if $mugged > 3 && $drunktalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|disddi]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Blackjack.jpg" height=400px> <<if $blackjacknum < 6>>You lose.<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 6>>You lose. But then again, what were you expecting?<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 7>>You lose. Again.<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 8>>You lose. What are you even doing this for?<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 9>>You win! But then you lose. <</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 10>>You lose.<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 11>>You lose even more than usual.<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 12>>You lose. Seeing a pattern here?<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 13>>You win! You genuinely win. You win so much you make back everything you lost playing before this and then some. But then you realize this game has no way of tracking currency, and this entire thing has been a waste of time. <</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 14>>You lose. Surprise surprise.<</if>><<if $blackjacknum == 15>>You lose. <</if>> <<set $blackjacknum to random(15)>> [[Play again|Play some Blackjack]] [[Talk to the dealer]] [[Back|Casino]]

<img src="Images/PokerPlayer.jpg" height=400px> What you think I'm too drunk or something? I'm not even buzzed. Look here, I'll show you, sober as a...thing that's sober. According to all known laws of aviation.. You watch as she recites the entirety of the Bee Movie script in a nonstop barrage, only pausing in between lines to hiccup and breathe. You're not sure whether the display makes her seem more or less drunk. "Alright, alright, enough! You can stop with the bee movie script, I'll get you a drink." My herooooo! She kisses you on the cheek. Just make sure it's none of the pussy shit they're serving here. I've been drinking this so-called "brandy" all night and I'm not feeling ANYTHING. Go to the bar in the residential district and ask for a Cindy Special. THAT'S what I need. [[Drunk people are the worst.|Casino]] <<set $poker to 1>>

<<if $dealer!=3>><img src="Images/Dealer.jpg" height=400px> <<if $dealer < 3>>Fancy a hand?<<else>>Let me know the next time your friend's in town.<</if>> <<if $dealer == 0>>[["I'm more interested in you."]] <</if>><<if $dealertalk == 0 && $mugged > 3>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|dissdi]]<</if>> [[Back|Casino]] <<else>><img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> Morpheus was removed from your inventory. Trench Coat was removed from your inventory. Alright bro, time to put our plan into action. "Hold on a second, what is our plan? What does the trench coat even do?" You ever seen in cartoons where a stack of dudes will hide under a trench coat to make it seem like they're one big dude? Morpheus climbs onto your shoulders. [["Oh no."|apodfiasdf]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> You grab the attention of an officer nearby. "I think there's something wrong with this poster." What's wrong with it? "The picture's missing, and it just says [REDACTED] for the name." Hmmm. The Cop investigates the poster. [["Well?"]]

<img src="Images/Cop.jpg" height=400px> Looks like you need to go to the cafe and beat up a guy. "But what guy? Who's [REDACTED]" I guess we'll never know. [[Back|wanted posters]]

<img src="Images/REDACTED.jpg" height=400px> "Yeah, I'd like to know. That's why I asked." The man smiles. At least, you think he does. It's kind of hard to tell with his picture missing. Are you sure that's even a man? Fine. I see no harm in telling you now. I'm [REDACTED]. You got me. "No, not [REDACTED]. Who are you. What's your name." You still don't get it, do you? [REDACTED] is my name. The man who I was has been erased. Wiped out by an unfeeling developer who's too much of a pussy to keep an random section of a porn game depicting the graphic assault of a conservative talk show host in the game. "Damn. That's some real pussy shit. I would've really liked to beat up a conservative talk show host for no reason." Who wouldn't? Unfortunately, I'm not one of those. I'm [REDACTED], and that's all I'll ever be. Are you still gonna beat me up? *[[Not if you're willing to come down to the police station of your own accord.]] *[[I'm still gonna beat you up.]]

<img src="Images/REDACTED.jpg" height=400px> It's not like I've got anything better to do. That's one more bad guy down. [[To the police station!|Policesex]] <<set $ben to 5>>

<img src="Images/REDACTED.jpg" height=400px> Fuck. You spend the next half an hour beating the absolute shit out of [REDACTED]. You try your best to imagine him as a snot-stained conservative talk-show host begging you stop as you do irreversable damage to his face. [[Refreshing as always|Policesex]] <<set $ben to 5>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I was wondering when you'd come around. I've got just the job for a guy with your...talents. "Those being?" You are completely unremarkable in every way. "Oh." Hey, it's a good thing. You're exactly what I need for this job. [["What's the job"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> I don't have a habit of revealing my plans to part timers. All you need to know is it's in your wheelhouse, and it pays well. "And how are you paying me?" I assume you've established a going rate with Roxanne. I'm happy to match that on my end. What was it, ten thousand a job, fifteen? "Usually she just offered me sexual favors." Wait, really? [[Yeah.|aksjdhfakjs]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Ha! You can't be serious. I was just joking about the bigger tits thing earlier. Are you seriously that desperate? "I would also accept a gallon of milk." Whoa, slow your roll there, cowboy. I offered you fifteen thousand, let's try and stay in the ballpark, alright? We can discuss a raise after you do a job for me. "I am never going to get that gallon of milk, am I?" Cheer up, cowboy, it's not all bad. You still willing to work for sex? [[That's pretty much all that I do.|aksjdhfsakjs]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Then you're in luck. If you do this job for me, I'll fuck you myself. Hell, I'll fuck you twice, how's that sound? "Sounds good to me." Excellent. Head to the Bar downtown, my associate Mika will meet you there and brief you on the details. Come by here when you're done to receive your payment. [[I'm on it.|Bonnies' Hideout]] <<set $mugged to 3>>

<img src="Images/DockGirl.jpg" height=400px> What was that? "Oh I just asked what you were doing out here." No idea. "Oh. Do you need anything?" Couldn't tell you. There's definitely something off about this girl. [["Nice meeting you."|Docks]] <<set $dockgirl to 1>>

<img src="Images/DockGirl.jpg" height=400px> You tell her Bonnie sent you. The Tourist's eyes glaze over and she stops responding. "Hello? Did you hear me, I said--" SEQUENCE INITIALIZED. COMMENCING ACTIVE PROTOCALS. "Wait, what? What the fuck is going on." The tourist starts walking around stiffly. Swinging her arms around robotically and making whirring noises wither her mouth as she moves. "I better call Mika about this." <<set $mikacounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "bananaphone">>

<img src="Images/earpiece.jpg" height=400px> You finish collecting the materials? "Not yet, Mika--" Then why are you calling me? "Because I gave the signal to a random girl on the docks and she started walking around like a robot!" Oh. Shit, I thought we deactivated all of those. [["All of what? What's going on here?"]]

<img src="Images/earpiece.jpg" height=400px> So here's the thing. A while ago the gang was looking into using subliminal messaging to create sleeper agents out of otherwise unsuspecting civillians. "Sleeper agents? You guys can do that?" Well, as you can see, it didn't work all too well. We gave up on the program, but I guess there are still a few early testing subjects out there who can be activated by the right codephrase. "And let me guess, the codephrase is 'Bonnie sent me?'" Afraid so. [["What's gonna happen now?"]]

<img src="Images/EmptyDock.jpg" height=400px> "She's gone!" Perfect, even more reason not to worry about it. "Fuck." As much as you hate to admit it. Mika's right. Maybe you can find a way to help her later. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Move on|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Move on|Docks]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Docks">> <<set $dockgirl to 2>> <<set $mugged += 1>>

<img src="Images/earpiece.jpg" height=400px> I don't know. It's not our problem. Just keep focusing on the mission and move on. "You want me to just leave her here?" That's exactly what I'm saying. "But what about..." [[Look at the tourist.]]

<img src="Images/DockLeaves.jpg" height=400px> <<if $dockgirl == 2>>"What the fuck is going on here!" The tourist is in the middle of the park burning leaves like there's no tomorrow. MUST BURN LEAVES. MUST DAMAGE THE ENVIRONMENT. [["I've gotta do something about this"]] <<else>> The Tourist is still here burning leaves. [[I've got to stop this.|Park]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/DockLeaves.jpg" height=400px> You try and shake her out of it but there's no use. She just keeps saying she needs to burn leaves and doing the macarena at regular five minute intervals. "There's got to be a way to fix this. Maybe I should ask Bonnie for help." You should definitely ask Bonnie for help "Why didn't I think of that?" [[Back|Park]] <<set $dockgirl to 3>>

<img src="Images/Lorax.jpg" height=400px> <<if $lorax == 0>>"Ayyy Lorax! What are you doing here?" What's it look like I'm doing? I'm looking at tits and drowning my sorrows in overpriced liquor. "But I thought you spoke for the trees." Me too. I used to love speaking for the trees, but then... [[But then?]] <<else>>What do you want? <<if $dockgirl == 4>>[[Tell him about the Tourist]]<</if>> <<if $mugged > 3>>[[Tell him Bonnie sent you|fake bonnie]] <</if>>[[Nothing|Strip Club]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/Lorax.jpg" height=400px> But I spoke to loud, and now the environment is fixed. "Wait, what?" I did it, I succeeded at my goal. I ended global warming and defended the trees forever. "I'm pretty sure global warming is still a problem." Nope, you're wrong. The world is now run completely on green energy and no one will ever harm the environment again. "Really?" Yup. Huh. [[But then why are you sad?]]

<img src="Images/Lorax.jpg" height=400px> Say that again. "There's a sleeper agent burning leaves and I can't--" SOMEONE IS HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT?! "Well yeah, that's part of it but--" !I SPEAK FOR THE TREES! [[What the fuck.|askdljf]]

<img src="Images/Lorax.jpg" height=400px> Because now my life has lost all purpose! Tears streak down the Lorax's face as slams the table in anguish. I was the Lorax damn it! I spoke for the trees! I used to be somebody, a symbol, a man against the world. But now that I've accomplished my goal, I have nothing to live for. I'm just some discarded relic of a darker time. A solution without a problem, a Dr. Suess character without a moral dilemma. "I'm still not convinced that there's no environmental damage being done in the world." Well, if you see any, let me know. But until then, respectfully, leave me the fuck alone. [[Whatever you say.|Strip Club]] <<set $lorax to 1>>

<img src="Images/Park.jpg" height=400px> You suddenly find yourself at the park. [["Lorax?"]]

<img src="Images/LoraxPark.jpg" height=400px> Yo, what's up man. "How did we get here?" Fuck if I know. This shit just kind of happens to me when the environment is in danger. The world shifts around me and the secrets of the universe are revealed. You need to say "Penis Penis Penis" to the tourist, by the way. "Is that the deactivation code?" Maybe. All I know is that's what's going to protect the environment. What do you have to lose? [["Penis Penis Penis"]]

<img src="Images/DockLeaves.jpg" height=400px> COUNTER COMMAND ACKNOWLEDGED. HALTING ACTIVE PROTOCALS. The Tourist stops burning leaves. "We did it Lorax! The environment is saved." We did, didn't we? Maybe the world still needs me after all. "That's what I was saying, you're the motherfucking Lorax, man, you can't let the world get you--hold on a second." You suddenly notice your pants being unbuckled. [[Huh?|asksdsljf]]

<img src="Images/Touist1.gif" height=400px> Something tells you "Penis Penis Penis" wasn't the deactivation code. INITIALIZING SECONDARY PROTOCALS. MUST SUCK COCK. MUST INDUCE CLIMAX. This is bad. If she's as determined to suck your dick as she was to burn leaves, your body is in some serious danger. "Lorax. A little help over here?" What was that? [[I'm asking for your help!|askssdljf]]

<img src="Images/Touist2.gif" height=400px> No, you said. "A little help." I think you might be on to something. I don't need there to be an unstoppable global crisis to have a purpose. The environment, no, the world, needs my help on the little things too. [["Lorax. I'm going to need you to focus on what's happening here."]]

<img src="Images/Touist3.gif" height=400px> Holy fuck that's it! Focus. God, that is what I have been missing. Ever since I saved the trees I've been unable to focus on ANYTHING. I just wake up and stare at titties trying to cloud my mind as best I can. And you know, it worked, for a while. It did make me feel better. But without the effort, without the focus that avoiding that pain prevented me from, I was never going to find a new purpose. Doesn't look like he's listening to you. [["Time for something drastic."]]

<img src="Images/Touist4.gif" height=400px> You toss a bag of potato chips onto the grass. "Look Lorax! Litter! The environment is in danger!" !I SPEAK FOR THE TREES! [[Next|ajkdfskld]]

<img src="Images/LoraxEnlightened.jpg" height=400px> The Lorax soars into the air. Cosmic energy shooting out from his limbs as the power of the environment rushes through him. "Quick Lorax! The Deactivation Code! I need the deactivation code." !THE DEACTIVATION CODE IS... [[Cum|ajkdfsaskld]]

<img src="Images/Tourist5.gif" height=400px> Penis Penis Penis. "Wait, what? But I already said that." [[But that would mean...|ajkdfsaskdld]]

<img src="Images/DockLeaves.jpg" height=400px> "Have you been deactivated this whole time!" Surprise! I thought it would be a fun way to reward you for saving me. "You scared the everliving shit out of me." I'm not sorry. [[What a bitch.|Park]] <<set $dockgirl to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Oh yeah. Mika told me you activated one of the sleeper agents. What about it? "I need you to help me turn her back to normal." No can do. The only way to revert her back to normal is to say the deactivation code, and that's not exactly a code I can give out to just anyone. [["But she's burning leaves!"]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> Ha! Is she really? Man, that's funny. I wonder why I programmed her to do that? "But the environment!" You do realize I'm a good for nothing villain with no regard for anyone but herself, right? "I do now." Looks like Bonnie's a dead end. Maybe you can find help from somebody who cares about the environemnt. [[Back|Bonnies' Hideout]] <<set $dockgirl to 4>>

<img src="Images/MikaBar.jpg" height=400px> <<if $mugged == 3>>Well if it isn't the rookie. Bonnie sent you, right? "Yeah, you're Mika?" Who else would I be? "I dunno. Ayn Rand?" That was a rhetorical question, actually. "I knew that" Could've fooled me. Now are we going to get to work, or are you going to keep wasting time with small talk? What's this bitch's problem? [["I'm ready if you are."]] <<else>>You finish gathering the materials, yet? "How would I know if I did?" Good point. I'll monitor your inventory from here and give you call on your earpiece when I see that you've completed the assignment. "In other words, stop bothering you." Exactly. [[Back|Bar]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/MikaBar.jpg" height=400px> "What is it I'm doing exactly?" You'll be servicing our organization as a courier. We need someone unknown to the police to gather a number of otherwise regulated materials. "Okay. Where do I get the stuff?" Bonnie has allies working covertly all over city. To put it frankly, if you see someone Downtown, chances are they're one of your contacts. "This is going to be another one of those 'go talk to every character in a new area so you'll organically discover new questlines' quests isn't it?" Exactly. "Alright then, [[how do I contact them?]]"

<img src="Images/MikaBar.jpg" height=400px> Simple. When you see someone you haven't talked to yet, just tell them "Bonnie sent me." "That's it? I'm don't have to say something stupid like, 'Do you wanna suck my dick,' or anything?" Who in their right mind would use that as a callsign? "You'd be surprised." Well it's nothing like that. Just tell them Bonnie sent you, and you'll get what you need. Think you can handle it? [["Yep."|"You'd be surprised."]]

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> Good. Now, take this earpiece. We'll use it to contact each other while you're in the field. "Wait, is this a new sidebar mechanic? Dude, I love these!" Just don't overdo it, alright? Last thing I want is some rookie calling everytime he thinks of a stupid question. "Alright, I get the point." [[Time to get to work!|Bar]] <<set $mugged to 4>> <<set $mikacounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "oops">>

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> What did I JUST tell you rookie? "Not to overuse the earpiece." And what are you doing right now? "...My bad." Guess you better [[get going.|Bar]]

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> What is it now, rookie? "I'm just a little confused on where my next contact is." <<set _rand to random(7)>><<if _rand == 0>>Have you checked the Docks?<</if>><<if _rand == 1>>Have you checked the Bob's Bait and Tackle?<</if>><<if _rand == 2>>Have you checked the Science Labe?<</if>><<if _rand == 3>>Have you checked the Church?<</if>><<if _rand == 4>>Have you checked the Casino?<</if>><<if _rand == 5>>Have you checked the City Hall?<</if>><<if _rand == 6 || _rand == 7>>Have you checked the Downtown Entrance?<</if>> "Maybe, I'm not sure." That's a good place to look if you haven't already. Remember you're only looking for contacts in Downtown. As long as you're thorough, you should get all of the materials pretty fast. <<back "Back">>

<img src="Images/earpiece.jpg" height=400px> Suddenly your earpiece starts ringing. Hey, rookie, stop whatever you're doing. Looks like you've talked to all of our contacts in downtown. Head back to the bar with your items, and we'll get this job wrapped up. <<link "About time">><<goto $hacklink>><</link>>

<<if $poolplayer < 2>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer.jpg" height=400px><<elseif $poolplayer < 4>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.jpg" height=400px><<else>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.jpg" height=400px><</if>> "Bonnie sent me." And? "I thought you were supposed to give me something so I can deliver it to Mika." She's right here. If I had something to deliver, why wouldn't I deliver it to her myself? [[Good point|Bar]]

<<if $poolplayer < 2>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer.jpg" height=400px><<elseif $poolplayer < 4>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.jpg" height=400px><<else>><img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.jpg" height=400px><</if>> <<if $poolplayer == 0>>You wanna challenge me, huh? How about we make it a bet? "What are the stakes." Let's keep it simple. If you win, I take off an article of clothing, if I win, you take off an article of clothing. [["Sounds good to me."]] <<elseif $poolplayer < 3>>Back for a rematch, huh? Same stakes as before? <<if $poolplayer < 2>>[[You're on!|"I guess not."]]<<else>>[[You're on!|Second Challenge]]<</if>> <<elseif $poolplayer == 4>>Back for a rematch, huh? "Yeah, same stakes as before? Actually, I'm thinking of betting something a bit spicier this time. [["Go on."]] <<else>>You're better off trying to find someone who knows about demons. [[Back|Bar]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> You're about to tell the Bartener that Bonnie sent you so that you can deliver whatever item she has to Mika. But then you realize that Mika is right across the bar from her, and if she had an item, she could just deliver it herself. [["How foolish of me."|Bar]] <<set $bartendertalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Lorax.jpg" height=400px> I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. Looks like there are a few people in this town who are uncorruptable. [[Good on ya, Lorax|Strip Club]]

<img src="Images/Bob.jpg" height=400px> <<if $bobstart==0>>You look for Bob, but all you can find is a young woman at the register. "Are you Bob?" No, Bob's my father, I just work here. "Oh, okay. Who are you?" I'm also named Bob, but this isn't my bait and tackle. "I see. Well, it's nice to meet you." Sure. Let me know if you need anything. <<else>>Need anything?<</if>> <<if $mugged > 3 && $bobtalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|sksdk]] <</if>><<if $poker == 2 && $fishice == 0>>[[Ask her about fish flavored ice cream.]] <</if>>[[Back|Bob's Bait and Tackle]]

<img src="Images/Bob.jpg" height=400px> Say no more, big guy. Bob runs into the back and gives you a man shaped box. Man shaped box was added to your inventory. "What's in this man shaped box?" Do you really want to know? "Do I?" Tell ya, what. You can look inside if you want to, but do it outside the shop, alright. "Okay." [[Outside|Bsob's Bait and Tackle]]

<img src="Images/Docks.jpg" height=400px> Alright, you made it outside. The question is... [[Look inside the box.]] [[Don't quesiton it.]]

Holy fuck! <img src="Images/Cadaver.jpg" height=400px> You know, man shaped box, man shaped contents, you probably should have seen this coming. While part of you wonders what the hell Bonnie's gonna do with this thing, you're pretty sure you're better off not knowing. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Stash the body before somebody notices.|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Stash the body before somebody notices.|Docks]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Docks">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $bobtalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Docks.jpg" height=400px> Probably for the best. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Back to work.|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Back to work.|Docks]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Docks">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $bobtalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Nerd.jpg" height=400px> You're late. Strange chemicals were added to your inventory. Don't just stand there! Get out of here before somebody sees you. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Get out of there.|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Get out of there.|Science Lab]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Science Lab">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $nerdtalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Nun.jpg" height=400px> I see. You'll need this. Holy water was added to your inventory. "Thanks sister." <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Back|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Back|Church]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Church">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $nuntalk to 1>>

<<if $naked < 4>><img src="Images/NakedGirl.jpg" height=400px><<else>><img src="Images/ClothedGirl.jpg" height=400px><</if>> What does that mean? Looks like there are still some uncorrupted people in this town after all. [[Don't worry about it.|Casino]] <<set $nakedtalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Dealer.jpg" height=400px> I'm flattered, but I'm only interested in black guys. "What do you mean?" It's nothing personal, that's just my type. "No, I mean how do you know I'm not black." What are you talking about? "What are YOU talking about?" [[Next|adkjlsofd]]

<img src="Images/Hair.jpg" height=400px> You didn't get this from me. A strand of hair was added to your inventory. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[My lips are sealed|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[My lips are sealed|Casino]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Casino">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $dealertalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Casino.jpg" height=400px> That was awkward. "What the fuck was that girl talking about. I'm black! I mean, I'm not //technically// black, but I'm not any other race either! This is bullshit." Maybe you should talk to one of your friends about this. [["Maybe I should!"|Casino]] <<set $dealer to 1>>

<img src="Images/PokerPlayer.jpg" height=400px> Whuzzat? Yeah, she's WAYY to drunk to help you. [[Nothing|Casino]] <<set $drunktalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/Mayor.jpg" height=400px> How are you today, citizen! <<if $mugged > 3 && $nerdtalk == 0>>[[Tell him Bonnie sent you|dsissdi]] <</if>>[[Catch ya later, Mr. Mayor|Casino]]

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> Your earpiece starts going off like crazy. What the fuck are you doing, rookie! "I'm just looking for contacts, chill out!" The fucking //mayor// is not one of our contacts! "I though tyou said Bonnie had almost everyone in the city wrapped around her finger." Almost, rookie, emphasis on the almost. Do NOT give the fucking Mayor your callsign. "Alright! I get it, I'm [[leaving the table.|Casino]]"

<<if $mugged <= $muggednum>><img src="Images/EmptyMayorsOffice.jpg" height=400px> Looks like the the Mayor's not in. [[Back|City Hall]] <<else>> <img src="Images/MayorsOffice.jpg" height=400px> The Mayor is here. Not that you can really be sure who he is. [[Back|City Hall]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/MayorSecretary.jpg" height=400px> Do you have an appointment? <<if $mugged > 3 && $secretarytalk == 0>>[[Tell her Bonnie sent you|didssssi]] <</if>>[[No, sorry|City Hall]]

<img src="Images/MayorSecretary.jpg" height=400px> One moment, please. Ah yes, here it is. The Mayor's Diary was added to your invetory. Make sure you put it to good use! "That's the plan! At least, I think it is." <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Back|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Back|City Hall]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "City Hall">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $secretarytalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> Bonnie sent ya, did she! Ha, that's a name I haven't heard in years. "She's got my going around collecting things for her." Does she really? Out of all the people she could've given that job, she picks the chosen one. Always knew that girl was gonna go places. "Funny, I think those are the first words of encouragement I've gotten since I started this job." Bonnie's a bit of a hard ass, don't let it get to you. She's only like that because that's the way she had to be all her life. You'll get the recognition you deserve eventually. Just keep at it, I've got faith in you, sonny. Well that was uncharacteristically touching. [["Thanks, old man. I mean it."]]

<img src="Images/HomelessMan.jpg" height=400px> No sweat. Say! That reminds me, Bonnie told me I was supposd to give this to whoever gave me the callsign. "Really? You're one of my contacts?" Sure am! Check this puppy out. The Holy Bible was added to your inventory. "The Holy Bible? What's Bonnie need with this?" Open it up. [[Open the bible.]]

<img src="Images/Dagger.jpg" height=400px> You open the Bible and a reveal a hidden compartment containing an ornate dagger. The bible was just to get it through customs. That's what you're really after. "Any idea what this stuff is for?" Nope, but knowing Bonnie, it's gonna be something big. "Alright then. Thanks for your help, old man!" Sure thing. Oh, and keep the Bible! Lord knows I don't have any use for it. <<if $mugged == $muggednum>>[[Will do.|MikaCall]]<<else>>[[Will do|Downtown]]<</if>> <<set $hacklink to "Downtown">> <<set $mugged += 1>> <<set $homelesstalk to 1>>

<img src="Images/EmptySeat.jpg" height=400px> <<if $mugged == $muggednum + 1>>That's strange. [["Has anybody seen Mika?"]] <<else>>Mika still hasn't returned. "There's gotta be some way to find her." [[Back|Bar]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> Nope. She must have stepped out. "Stepped out? But she told me meet her here." That really is strange then. Do you know where she might have gone. "No, I don't. You sure you didn't see her leave?" Sorry, sugar. Must've been in the back or something. "Fuck!" Looks like it's up to you to find Mika. [[Back|Bar]]

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> "Mika? Are you there? Where are you?" Nothing but static. Well, that and what sounds like sneakers squeaking on a court. <<back "What does it all mean?">>

<img src="Images/Earpiece.jpg" height=400px> "This is Mika's earpiece! She must be nearby." [[Look for clues.]]

<img src="Images/Footprints.jpg" height=400px> "Ah ha! A set of footprints leading suspiciously up to this locker!" [[Open the Locker!]]

<img src="Images/Staircase.jpg" height=400px> Now this looks like what you're looking for. You take a deep breath and steady yourself for what's to come. [[Here goes nothing.]]

You descend the staircase and find-- <img src="Images/MikaTied.jpg" height=400px> "MIKA!" MMFF! You can't be sure, but it sounds like she's saying "look behind you." [[What the fuck!?]]

<img src="Images/MayorTied.jpg" height=400px> There's some kind of strange pentagram on the ground. And if that wasn't weird enough-- "Is that the mayor?!" MMFF! You can't be sure, but it sounds like he's saying "look ABOVE you." [["Above me?"]]

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> Hello again. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Rachel?! This is unbelievable! After all this time, and all this build up, this is the LAST thing you expected to be waiting for you down here! "...Wait, who is this?" Who is this? It's Rachel! The teacher from the very first update of the game. She gives you a spycam after you find a key in the clovers, remember? "I gotta be honest here, chief, [[this isn't ringing a bell.]]"

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> You're telling me you're not beside yourself in awe at this Nolan-esque twist reveal that is unfolding in front of you? "Nope." Seriously? "Seriously." You suck. "No, you suck." No YOU suck! "NO YOU SUCK!" Who the hell are you talking to? Oh yeah, that's right. You're still in the middle of a hostage situation. [[Next|akjdkdkd]]

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> "I'll be the one asking questions here! What the hell is happening, Rachel!?" What's happening? What's happening here is that I'm finally coming out on top. After I steal Bonnies' plan, I'll be the new queen of crime! "Since when did you want to become the new queen of crime? Weren't you an innocent teacher last time I saw you?" My innocence was stolen the moment my husband cheated on me with that SKANK Angela at work. And after you chose her over me as well, I turned to a life of crime. "Don't you think that was a bit of an overreaction?" It was definitely an overreaction. But by the time I realized it, I was too deep into becoming the queen of crime to stop. [["What's going to happen now?"]]

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> You're going to hand over all of the items you've collected, and I'm going to perform the ritual that will make me unstoppable! "What makes you think I won't try and stop you?" Because if you try anything, I'll have Mika killed on the spot. "Shit!" Looks like you have no choice but to [[comply with her demands.]]

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> Strand of Hair was removed from your inventory. Cadaver was removed from your inventory. Strange Chemicals were removed from your inventory. Holy Water was removed from your inventory. Diary was removed from your inventory. Ancient Dagger was removed from your inventory. "What are you going to do?" You really don't know? I'm going to be cloning the mayor. The clone will be completely loyal to whoever summons it, giving me full control over our local government. [["'Summons it?' What the hell is going on here."]]

<img src="Images/MayorTied.jpg" height=400px> The procedure is part magic, part science. First, we prepare the altar. Rachel pours the holy water and chemicals all over the mayor. He squirms in terror. The mayor's hair provides his DNA, his diary provides his mind, and this corpse will provide our clone with a body of his own. She tosses the rest of the ingredients on top of the mayor. All we need now, is a soul. Rachel unsheathes the knife. [[Wait!]]

<img src="Images/KnifeBloody.jpg" height=400px> You try an call out, but it's too late. Rachel plunges the dagger into the Mayor's heart before you. It's done. Now--Rise my creation! You watch in awe as the corpse on the ground reanimates. Taking the shape of the Mayor, his clone stands before you. A perfect copy of the dead politician. Yes! I did it! I actually did it! Booyah baby! Rachel does a victory dance over the Mayor's dead body. His clone watches with an impassive stare. Man that was cool. Sucks that I have to kill you now. [["Huh?!"]]

<img src="Images/RachelEvil.jpg" height=400px> I mean, what did you expect? Did you really think I could let you leave after revealing you my secret? Don't be naive. Dozens of Rachel's lackeys step out of the darkness, each of them aiming an assault rifle at your chest. "Fuck me!" You know it really is a shame. Before I gave up on being a teacher, I really would've liked to have sex with you. I was just too up tight to act on my feelings. Too bad I have to kill you now instead. Wait a second, was that a clue? Is the game seriously giving you a clue as you're about to be killed? I suppose it can't be helped. You guys can kill them now, I'm through gloating. Is this [[the end?!]]

<img src="Images/Gunfire.jpg" height=400px> Rachel's men open fire, emptying their magazines into you. You'd surely be dead if it wasn't for... "What the heck? The bullets, they've stopped." You open your eyes and see hundreds of bullets, suspended in the air by some invisble force. "What the fuck is going on here?" You suddenly notice something glowing in your inventory. You reach inside to find out what it is. [["There's no way, but that would mean..."]]

The Holy Bible was removed from your inventory. <img src="Images/Jesus.jpg" height=400px> !"Jesus Christ?!" In the flesh! How's it going MC? "I mean, to be honest, I'm still pretty stressed out about the whole betrayed by some random side character from the first update thing." That makes sense. You want me to take care of it for you? [["How would you do that?"]]

<img src="Images/Jesus.jpg" height=400px> I'll just rearrange the timeline so that she never turns to a life of crime. "You can do that?" I'm literally Jesus. "Fair enough." Be warned though, there may be a few knock on effects. You'll probably be the only person who remembers this happening. "That's okay, but before you do that [[can I ask you something?]]"

<img src="Images/Jesus.jpg" height=400px> Sure. "Why are you doing this? Why are you helping me?" Let's just say I owe it to an old friend. "Old friend? Who's the old friend? What are you--" Before Jesus can respond your world is flooded by a [[white light.]]

[[Next.|oaioso]]

[[Next.|oaisoso]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> When you open your eyes you're back in Bonnies hideout. Falling asleep over there? "No, no, I'm good. Sorry what were you saying?" I was just congratulating you and Mika on a job well done. "Job well done? We did it?" With Rachel out of the way, it would make sense that you guys finished the job without a hitch. [["So what happens now?"]]

<img src="Images/Mikahideout.jpg" height=400px> What is it now, rookie? [[Nothing|Bonnies' Hideout]]

The shop lifter pulls out your cock and starts to- <img src="Images/lyfter1.gif" height=400px> "HOLY COW! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE KNOCKERS!" Those are indeed some big titties. Thanks for the compliment, now do you mind? I'm trying to suck your dick. "No way man, screw this half-assed blowjob! I wanna [[play with those gozongas!]]"

<img src="Images/Rachel.jpg" height=400px> Hey new guy! Need anything? Holy shit! Here she is, exactly like she was before she turned to a life a crime. Jesus really did turn back the timelines. [[Say goodbye.|Teacher's Lounge]] That's weird, you'd think now that she was back you'd be able to interact with her in someway, but the only option you have is to leave. Is her content locked behind yet another update, or did you miss a clue earlier? <<set $inhibitcounter to 2>> <<set $hacklink to "RachelSex">>

I can't take it anymore! I want you, I've wanted you since the moment I met you. Get your dick out. <img src="Images/Rachel1.gif" height=400px> It's about time. [[Sex|idousdou]] <<set $hitlertp to "Escape">>

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer.jpg" height=400px> Alright then, "What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?" A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|PoolResults1]] "Hey, wait a second, this isn't pool!" What'd you fucking expect? You think the dev's gonna take the time to code a billiard's simulator inside an html porn game. [["I guess not."]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer.jpg" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Stamp" || $riddle1 == "stamp">>You won fair an square! Time to strip. [[Aw yeah!|Strippool]] <<else>>Wrong! I win! An article of clothing was removed from your inventory. Oh no! My article of clothing! What will I do without it. [[Back|Bar]] <<set $poolplayer to 1>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer.jpg" height=400px> So what's your answer? The Riddle is, "What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?" A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|PoolResults1]] [[I give up|Bar]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.jpg" height=400px> Round two. This time the riddle is, "I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?" A <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|PoolResults2]] [[I give up|Bar]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.jpg" height=400px> That was fun! Let me know if you want to play again sometime. [[Will do.|Bar]] <<set $poolplayer to 2>>

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.jpg" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "Seven" || $riddle1 == "seven" || $riddle == "7">>You win again! Man, you're good at pool. Nice shots. I guess I have to strip again don't I? [[Thems the rules!|Strippool2]] <<else>>Wrong! I win! An article of clothing was removed from your inventory. Oh no! My article of clothing! What will I do without it. [[Back|Bar]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.jpg" height=400px> That was fun! Let me know if you want to play again sometime. [[Will do.|Bar]] <<set $poolplayer to 4>>

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.jpg" height=400px> Here's what I'm thinking. If you win, you get to fuck me. But if I win... [[If you win?]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer3.jpg" height=400px> !!YoU GiVe Me YoUr SoUl!! The world inverts istelf as black smoke spews out fo the pool player's eyes. She unhinges her jaw and laughs a terrible inhuman laugh. "You know what, [[I'm good actually.]]"

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.jpg" height=400px> Really? Guys never say no to that. "I just got a feeling this is a bad idea." Okay, suit yourself. [[Next|idiop]]

<img src="Images/Casino.jpg" height=400px> "That was freaky." There was definitely something going on with that girl. It was almost //demonic.// Maybe you should talk to somebody who knows about demons before you head back there. [[There's an idea|Bar]] <<set $poolplayer to 5>>

<img src="Images/Nun.jpg" height=400px> You tell the Nun what happened between you and the Pool Player. That certainly is troubling. You may very well be dealing with a demon that has possessed this poor girl's body. "What should I do?" I've got just the thing. [[Next|iopiuyt]]

<img src="Images/RobedPooh.jpg" height=400px> The Nun returns with a robed man by her side. This is the church's most experienced exorcist. If there's a demon inside that pool player, he'll get it removed. "Thanks sister! Now, come on, exorcist! We haven't a moment to lose." Exorcist was added to your inventory. [[Onward!|Quad]] <<set $poolplayer to 6>>

The exorcist flies out of your inventory and reveals himself to be-- <img src="Images/Pooh.jpg" height=400px> "Yo! Winnie the Pooh!" That's right, bitches! Pooh's in the house. Winnie the Pooh snorts some cocaine and says something racist. "Whoa, Winnie the Pooh, that is NOT how I remembered you." Yeah well, canonically, this is how I am. Winnie the Pooh is public domain now, so this porn game depiction is as official as any other Winnie the Pooh appearance. "Oh yeah! Just like Thanos and Morpheus." No, that's just copywright infringement. [["Oh."]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer3.jpg" height=400px> !!WrEeEeE! The Pool Player's body contorts and lets out a fiendish scream. Oh yeah. That's a demon alright. What are we gonna do about this? "WE?! You're supposed to be the exorcist!" Oh yeah. Hold on a second. Here is is, how to exorcise a demon... You watch as Winnie the Pooh quickly skims through the first page of "Exorcism for Dummy's" "Pooh! She's getting closer!" Hold on. I just found it... [["Pooh!"]]

<img src="Images/Pooh.jpg" height=400px> Avada Dedavra! In a flash the demon is stopped. Suspended in the air in front of you. "Did it work? Is the demon exorcised?" Not yet. You're going to have to fuck it out of her. "WHAT?!" It's the only way we can save her soul! [["Man..."]]

<img src="Images/Pooh.jpg" height=400px> "Man, fuck this shit, man! Why does it always have to involve me fucking somebody, man? Why can't you fuck her?" Because I have to keep the demon at bay. Also, I'm Winnie the fucking Pooh, dude. No pants, no dick is literally one of my defining characteristics. Hey, it's me, the Pool Player. Winnie the Pooh's spell is allowing my trapped consciousness to speak even though the demon is controlling me right now, and I just wanted to say, I'm totally chill with having sex with you because I find you attractive and would want this regardless of the morally-questionable circumstances! See, what's your problem man, get in there! "Well forgive me for not jumping at the chance to fuck a fucking demon!" That's not what this is about. [["It's not?"]]

<img src="Images/Pooh.jpg" height=400px> For like the last three updates every time you fuck a girl you're all like "Not again! Ugh, I'm so tired of having sex with pornstars." What happened to the guy who spent three years looking through clovers just for the chance to get laid? "I...I don't fucking know. Why am I being put on blast right now? Fuck you Winnie the Pooh, you don't have a dick!" I know that. But you do, and if you don't use it to fuck that demon, everyone in this bar is going to die a horrible death. Sigh. [["Fiiiiiine."]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer1.gif" height=400px> You get to work. [[Next|asdo]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> "Hey Morpheus, can I ask you a question?" What's up? "Am I black?" ...Why are you asking me this? "There's this girl at the casino. She told me she only has sex with black guys, which really confused me because I don't have a race." You don't have a race? "No. I'm an unnamed protagonist! I'm a player-insert. The whole point of not giving my character a name is to allow the player to imagine themselves, no matter how they appear, in my place." And the sex scenes reflect that? [["Well no, but..."]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> Morpheus gives you a look. "Oh, so we're just supposed to assume that I'm white because that's the default or something." Hey, bro. Watch what you're saying there. "I'm not saying that, you're saying that!" Okay, and what are you saying? "I'm saying, that since my race has not been established there's no reason to assume that I am not black." Morpheus thinks for a moment. [[Next|idididops]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> Could you give me a fistbump? "Of course man, any time." You give Morpheus a <<linkappend "fistbump.">> <img src="Images/FistBump.jpg" height=200px> Come on bro, look at this shit! "That doesn't prove anything. That's just a visual aid. Is the black fist in this picture Laurence Fishburne's real fist?" Maybe not, but I can tell you which fist it //isn't.// [[Next|odpsa]] <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> This is such total bullshit. Hey, listen, dude. I can see that you're getting upset so I'll say this. Maybe you really are black, and I'm just imagining you the way that makes the most sense to me. But either way, I'm never going to be able to agree with you that you're black. I just can't see it. I'm sorry, man. Mannnnnn. "Then how am I supposed to have sex with the dealer?" There might be something you can do. [[What?|alskdsdjf]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> There's an ancient artifact, one thought lost to time, that might give you the ability to appear differently than you are. //Appear// differently? "This isn't going to be something that get's me cancelled, right?" Nah, this is totally race-conscious. Twitter will love it. "Okay, then, [[where can I find this artifact.]]"

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> I dunno. I lent it to a shady guy a while back. "You //lent// it? So it used to be yours?" I wasn't using it much, and it suited him better. "Alright, where can I find this guy? What's he look like?" To be honest, all I remember is that he was shady. I guess you should look wherever shady people hang out. That's helpful. "Alright then, I guess [[I'm off.]]"

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> Hold on a second, bro. Take me with you, you'll need my help to use the artifact once you get it. "Okay sure, you just want to follow me...?" Nah you're inventory's fine. Morpheus was added to your inventory. Fuck that's heavy. "I hate when you do this." Let's hope you find that guy soon. [[Back|Residential District]] <<set $dealer to 2>>

<img src="Images/ShadyGuy.jpg" height=400px> Morpheus was removed from your inventory. There he is! "That's the guy you gave the artifact to?" Yeah, and he's got it with him, too. Oh, fuck! The Shady Guy takes off. [[After him!]]

<img src="Images/ShadyGuy.jpg" height=400px> Luckily for you, there's not really anywhere to run in an alley. Give it up, Shady Guy. You know what we're here for. No! You guys can't! I need it. It allows me to be anybody, anything. Without it, I'm nothing. You won't be nothing. You'll be you. What's the difference? Looks like you're going to have to do this [[the hard way.]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225> You kick the Shady guy in the face. Knocking him out instantly. What the fuck, bro? "What?" He was about to give up. "Really?" Didn't you hear how defeated he sounded? "Oh man, that's my bad. That did not come through in the text. I thought it was like resolute, or like desperate." Yeah, well maybe he can fix that in his next draft. That is, if he ever wakes up from the concussion you just gave him. [["My bad."|p]]

<img src="Images/Trenchcoat.jpg" height=400> Well, there's no time to waste. Morpheus strips the Shady Guy out of his trench coat. "What are you doing? I thought you said he had the artifact on him." He did. //This// is the artifact. The trench coat? "...Oh I get it. It's a //magic// trench coat, isn't it?" It is when we use it. Now come on, let's see if this solves your problem with that dealer. Morpheus was added to your inventory. Trench Coat was added to your inventory. [[Whatever you say.|muggeddecider]] <<set $dealer to 3>>

<<if $mugged > 0>><img src="Images/Alley.jpg" height=225> Morpheus was removed from your inventory. Oh yeah, before I forget. You done that job for Bonnie yet? "I dunno, maybe. Why are you asking?" Make sure you check out Bonnie's Hideout this update. The dev added a big quest in the same update as this quest, and he wants me to make sure nobody misses it. "So you're doing the dev's dirty work now?" Only the little stuff. A man's gotta eat, brother. Sure. Morpheus was added to your inventory. [[Back|South Alley]] <<else>><<goto "South Alley">> <</if>>

<img src="Images/MorpheusTrench.jpg" height=400px> We did it! This is not happening. "Bro, I thought you said this was an ancient artifact!" I just made that shit up so that you'd go along with this. "Morpheus!" Come on, bro. You cannot tell me you haven't always wanted to try this. "There is no way this is going to work." Nah, trust, trust. This is gonna be awesome. Fucking hell. [[Approach the Dealer|apossdfiasdf]]

<img src="Images/Dealer.jpg" height=400px> Salutations, madame. Oh my gosh! A black guy! No way this is working. That's right. I am a completely normal, singular black guy. Would you be interested in returning with me to my hotel room? Please say no. Sure! Fuck. [[No way this ends well.|apossdfiassddf]]

<img src="Images/DealerHotel.jpg" height=400px> You and Morpheus take her up to your room. Morpheus is having way too much fun with this. So, should we get to it? Of course, but before we do, there's something you should know. What's up? So you know how earlier I told you I was a singular black guy? Yeah? Let's just say I wasn't being completely honest with you. What are you saying? Morpheus starts untying the the trench coat. [[Here we go.|apoassdfiassddf]]

<img src="Images/DealerHotel.jpg" height=400px> Morpheus undoes the trench coat. Oh. I see what you mean now. "We can go, if you want us too." Well, hold on a sec. I'm kinda into this. Threesomes? No, I'm into the stack. Big fan of the stack. Do you guys think you could stay stacked while we fuck? Stay stacked? Sure. [["What?"|apoassdfiassdddf]]

<img src="Images/MorpheusLook.png" height=225px> It's all good, bro. Just do your thing, and I'll chill up here. "How is that //possibly// going to work?" Just trust me, bro. I've gotten you this far, haven't I? Are you gonna fuck me or not? I don't have all day. Fuck it. "Alright then. One [[stacked sex scene|oioi]], coming up!"

<img src="Images/dealer1.gif" height=800px> Oh my god it's happening. "I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't this." This is awesome! Keep going! [[Keep going.]]

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> <<if $poker == 1>>A Cindy Special, huh? Who told you about that? "Cindy, I presume. She's at the casino, but she says she can't get anything strong enough there." That sounds like Cindy. But I'm afraid I can't help you. Cindy Special requires some special ingredients. If you want me to make it for you, you're going to have to bring them to me. Par for the course, really. [["What do you need?"]] <<elseif $salt !=2||$lemonade!=6||$fishice!=1>>You bring me my ingredients? "Not yet." Remember, I need salt, lemonade, and fish flavored ice cream. [[I'm on it|Bar]] <<else>>You bring me my ingredients? "Yep." Coming right up! Sea Salt was removed from your inventory. Lemonade was removed from your inventory. Fish Flavored Ice Cream was removed from your inventory. And voila, one Cindy Special! Careful with it, it's hot! "Ouch!" Why is it hot? Cindy Special was added to your inventory. [[Back|Bar]] <<set $poker to 3>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Bartender.jpg" height=400px> I'll need some salt and some lemonade. "You don't have those at the bar already." I'll also need some fish flavored ice cream. "That still doesn't explain why you don't have salt and lemonade." There isn't going to be an explanation. Now, can you get it or not? [[I'll see what I can do|Bar]] <<set $poker to 2>>

<img src="Images/PokerPlayer.jpg" height=400px> Gimme that shit. Omnomnomnomon-SLURRRP! You watch in horror as the Poker Player downs burning hot Cindy Special, cup and all. Whoo, baby! Yeah! Cindy special, ooh I am buzzing now! FUCK YEAH! Cindy drunkenly stumbles around as she celebrates her good fortune. [["Well, I'm gonna go now."]]

<img src="Images/PokerPlayer.jpg" height=400px> Wait, wait, wait, wait, you cansht do that. You haf to take me back to my room. Cindy reaches for your arm before tripping and falling to the ground in a drunken mess. Pweaseeee. I guess somebody should probably help her out. [["Come on."]]

<img src="Images/HotelRoom.jpg" height=400px> You drag the poker player back to her room. "Okay, here's the place. You good to go now?" Waiiit. You cant go nowww. You haf to come shex wif meeee. "Not a chance." Come onn. You already got me the shindy shpechial. You wouldn't haf done that iff you didn't wanna fffuck. That's true. [[But...]]

KAPOW! <img src="Images/Flying.gif" height=400px> "BEGONE TEMPTRESS!" You knock the poker player into her room before she can say any more. "YOU ARE NOT SOBER ENOUGH TO CONSENT TO SEX, AND I WILL BE ENTERTAINING THIS CONVERSATION, NO MORE!" You slam the door in the poker player's face. Holy shit. Did you just turn down sex from someone who was too intoxicated to consent? [["Yes?"]]

<img src="Images/HotelGirl.jpg" height=400px> You turn around and see a young woman behind you in the hall. That was really cool. Do you wanna have sex with me instead? [["Sure."|oooo]]

<img src="Images/Guillotine1.gif" height=400px> The sex commences. "Hold on a second, don't I know you from somewhere?" Nope. This is the first time we have ever met. [[Okay then.|oodoo]]

<img src="Images/Bob.jpg" height=400px> Hey, this is gonna sound crazy. But you wouldn't happen to sell fish flavored ice cream, would you? Sell it? We fucking invented it! "Really?" Check it. Bob hits a lever that transforms the wall behind her into a fish flavored ice cream display. Barrels of frozen fish move on conveyors towards an ice cream sweat shop that's attached to the building. "Buisness is booming, I see." Fuck yeah. Wanna try some? "Maybe. [[What's it cost?]]"

<img src="Images/Bob.jpg" height=400px> First pint is free. "What's the catch?" It will likely give you earth shattering diarrhea. "I'll take it." Fish flavored ice cream was added to your inventory. Pleasure doing business with ya! [["Same to you"|Bob's Bait and Tackle]] <<set $fishice to 1>>

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> You find a basic outfit for the naked girl. "Hey, boss. Cool if I take this?" Do you have any money? Fuck. "I forgot you don't accept babe points." [["Any chance I could work for these?"]]

<img src="Images/Clothes.jpg" height=400px> Like you did for the suit? You know, it would make sense if I let you get that outfit in exchange for a shift of work, given how I've acted in the past, but for reasons I can't explain, I'm going to say no. "Curses!" Looks like you'll have to look somewhere else for clothes. Maybe they sell them somewhere else, or maybe you can find someplace people don't need them. [[Back|Shops]] <<set $naked to 2>>

<img src="Images/Nudist.jpg" height=400px> Hey! A pile of clothes. You could probably steal an outfit from here and nobody would notice. [[Do it!|Nudist Section][$naked to 3]] [[Don't. Stealing is bad.|Nudist Section]]

<img src="Images/ClothedGirl.jpg" height=400px> Beach Clothes were removed from your inventory. Thank you so much! "No problem." I feel like giving you a reward for all your hard work. What do you think, feel like getting rewarded? [["I always feel like getting rewarded."]]

<img src="Images/ClothedGirl.jpg" height=400px> Desalination Device was added to your inventory. "Oh. This is..." Pretty cool right!? "Yeah..." It's better than nothing at least. [[Back|Casino]] <<set $naked to 4>> <<set $salt to 1>>

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<img src="Images/Docks.jpg" height=400px> You can't desalinate river water, silly. Rivers are made exclusively of freshwater! "What a fool I have become! Woe is me!" Your fifth grade teacher would be so embarassed right now. [[Back|Docks]]

<img src="Images/InnerPool.jpg" height=400px> You are about to use your desalination device on the pool, but then you realize that pools are not sources of salt water, and thus, you will have nothing to desalinate. "Boy am I glad I didn't try and do anything that foolish." [[Back|Inner Pool]]

<img src="Images/Beach.jpg" height=400px> Success! Your device seperates the salt from the water. Desalination Device was removed from your inventory. That's weird. "I guess it was a one-time-use Desalination Device." You did get some sweet sea salt though. Sea Salt was added to your inventory. [[Back|Beach]] <<set $salt to 2>>

You're about to continue on your quest when suddenly-- <img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Hi there! You are abruptly stopped by a girl handing out fliers. You look like the charitable type! Care to give me a moment of your time. Charity? Gross. You try to step around her but she somehow manages to match your step no matter how hard you try to avoid her. It'll just take a moment, sir! Doesn't look like you've got much of a choice. [["Fine, what do you want?"]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> I'm just going around and letting the players of Babe Quest know about a new product that they might be interested in purchasing. "Hold on, why did your text color change to green?" Don't worry about that. You wanna hear more about the product? "I guess." I knew you'd be interested! The product is actually a brand new video game, kind of like this one! Wait a second, green text, a new video game? This is no ordinary NPC. [["You're the dev in disguise!"]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Fuck! And here I thought I was being subtle. "Subtle like a brick. What are you doing here? What devious trick have you come to play this time?" No tricks. I'm genuinely hoping you're interested in playing a new game I spent the last six months of my life working on. "There's a new BabeQuestDev porn game out? Sounds interesting." Well, here's the thing. It's not actually a new porn game. [["What is it then?"]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> My new game, isn't a porn game. It's like a real game. Like going on steam with a full art and music team behind it. "Wait, what? I thought all the dev knew how to do was hyperlink a bunch of pirated porn content together." No, that's the thing. I'm proud of Babe Quest, I think this is one of the funniest most unique things on the internet. But... [["But?"]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> The average Babe Quest update is made over the course of like two weeks. My new game is the biggest thing I've ever worked on. We're talking half a year of programming, writing, proofreading, playtesting, revising, and polishing. It's in a league of its own. Which is why I wanted to tell you about it. If at any point you've found yourself unironically enjoying this shitty internet porn game, I really think you should check out my new game. Not because I need the money, but because I genuinely think you'll enjoy it. Hmmm. That's quite the honest pitch from the dev. The only question now is, did they sell you? *[["Alright, BabeQuestDev, I'm interested. Tell me about your new game."]] *[["I'm not interested in the new game."]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> The game I've been working on is called "Tyler Tactics." It's an action-comedy game, think Wario-Ware meets he Henry Stikmin Collection meets No More Heroes. You play as Tyler Tactics, a man against the world, who, in increasingly absurd levels, does whatever it takes to achieve his goals. "So it's a comedy game?" Yeah, it's mostly text based. Think half visual novel, half arcade game. Each level get put in a silly situation, like "object to a wedding" or "become the president." Then you pick from a list of absurd options, and funny stuff happens. <<linkappend "See some screenshots">> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot1.jpg" height=500px> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot2.jpg" height=500px> <<linkappend "See more">> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot3.jpg" height=500px> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot4.jpg" height=500px> <<linkappend "See more">> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot5.jpg" height=500px> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot6.jpg" height=500px> <<linkappend "See more">> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot7.jpg" height=500px> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot8.jpg" height=500px> <<linkappend "See more">> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot9.jpg" height=500px> <img src="Images/TylerScreenshot10.jpg" height=500px> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> <</linkappend>> *[[I kinda wanna check this out|"Looks cool. Is there a Demo I can play?"]] *[["On second thought, this isn't for me."|"I'm not interested in the new game."]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Hey, no worries man. Enjoy the rest of the game. "Whatever." <<link "Leave">><<goto $tylerlink>><</link>> before he finds some way to waste more of your time. <<set $tylerpitch to 1>> <<set $tylernum to State.turns + 35>>

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Well, you can play the demo for free right now on Itch.io. Or if you want, I can link you to the Steam Page so you can watch the trailer and stuff. *Cool! [[Take me to the Free Demo!|https://bombsequiturgames.itch.io/tyler-tactics-demo][$tylerpunish to 1]] *Let me check out the [[Steam Page!|https://store.steampowered.com/app/2133770/Tyler_Tactics][$tylerpunish to 1]] *[[I've seen all I need to for now.]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Cool. Even if you're not interested in the game, I appreciate you hearing me out. It's weird for me to say because I don't feel like I'm owed anything for creating this game, but you should know that this is absolutely the best way for you to support me and my work. If this game does well enough, I may actually have a shot at working in games and finally telling the kinds of stories I've always wanted to tell. DO NOT buy the game if you don't want it, I don't want your pity. But if for some reason you'd like to give me a chance to make stuff like this for a living, this is the way to do it. <<link "I'll think about it">><<goto $tylerlink>><</link>> <<set $tylerpitch to 1>> <<set $tylernum to State.turns + 35>>

You're about to continue on your quest when suddenly-- <img src="Images/Bang.jpg" height=400px> Something knocks you over the head. <<linkappend "Ouch! What the--">> <img src="Images/Bang2.jpg" height=400px> "OUCH!" Your assailent hits you again. Hard. You couldn't just check out the game, could you? You had to do this the hard way. "Wait, game? [[What game?|"What demo"]]" <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Tyler.jpg" height=400px> My game! Holy shit, it's Tyler Tactics, the main character from that game the dev was trying to get you to buy. <<if $tylerpunish == 1>>[["Wait a second, I checked out the game."]]<<else>>[["You're beating me up because I didn't wanna buy your stupid game?"]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/TylerSO.jpg" height=400px> You did? "Yes!" Tyler checks his notes. Oh shit, you did check out the game. My bad man. Honest mistake. "You beat the shit out of me." Yep. Tyler walks away with a smile on his face. <<link "What a douchebag">><<goto $tylerlink>><</link>> <<set $tylerpitch to 2>>

<img src="Images/Tyler.jpg" height=400px> That's right, bitch. I'm gonna make you regret not supporting the dev. Tyler sprays you with mace and kicks you in the balls. Tyler! What the hell are you doing? Uh oh. [[Who's that?|ds]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> It's the dev! Or at least, the girl he used to pitch you the game." Hey Dev. What's up? Oh, you know. Just passing through, when I saw you beating up the MC for no reason! I thought you wanted me to beat up the MC! It was gonna be way to strong arm them into trying the demo. I did say that. But then I said, "actually, that's a bad idea, we shouldn't force anyone to play the game that doesn't want to." I'm gonna be honest, I stopped listening once you said I could beat him up. The dev just rubs her temples in frustration. [["Can I go now?"]]

<img src="Images/Tyler.jpg" height=400px> Yeah, you're fine. I gotta go set up a lemonade stand or something. Maybe I'll see you there. <<link "Let's hope not.">><<goto $tylerlink>><</link>> <<set $tylerpitch to 2>>

<<if $lemonade == 0>><img src="Images/ThanosLemonade.jpg" height=400px> "Thanos? What are you doing here?" Hey! What's up, bro. Thanos gives you a <<linkappend "fist bump.">> <img src="Images/InfinityFistBump.jpg" height=200px><</linkappend>> "Since when did you run a lemonade stand?" I don't, I'm just watching it for a friend. [["What friend?"]] <<else>><img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> What's up, bro. Bring us the lemons, yet? [[I'm working on it|Main Street]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> Sup, bitches! Tyler! Welcome back, man. You have to be kidding. [["TYLER TACTICS is your new friend?"]]

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> Oh, you guys already know each other? That's so cool. Tyler's fucking awesome, right? "I certainly have a strong opinion of him. How did you guys become friends so fast?" We actually met over the phone. You decide it's not worth it to question that. [["So can I get some lemonade?"]]

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> Sorry! Just ran out. "Can you make more?" We're also out lemons. Looks like you're shit out of luck. Unless... [["Wait a second, isn't that another lemonade stand across the street?"]]

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade2.jpg" height=400px> I'll kill him, I'll kill him! Tyler loads an AK-47 and aims it at your head. Calm, down Tyler. He doesn't know! [["Doesn't know what?"]]

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> The stand across the street is run by our sworn enemy. It's some deep personal shit. We're doing everything we can to compete with them. "I feel like that would be easier if you guys had lemonade to sell." That's a great point, MC! You wanna run to the store for us and buy us some more lemons? "Fuck no. Get your own lemons." Please bro? We have to stay here and make sure the rival stand doesn't try anything while you're gone. [[Of course you do.]]

<img src="Images/ThanosTylerLemonade.jpg" height=400px> "Alright Thanos, for you, I'll go all the way to the store, buy lemons, and come back, instead of walking across the street and getting lemonade from that other guy." Thanks bro! We really appreciate it. You're a credit to your gender. One of these days you hope Thanos does something for you for a change. [[Back|Main Street]] <<set $lemonade to 2>>

You're about to return to the lemonade stand with the lemons when suddenly-- <img src="Images/MainStreetRuined.jpg" height=400px> Oh, hey dude! You bring the lemons. Is that Tyler? [["What the fuck happened here!?"]]

<img src="Images/MainStreetRuinedTyler.jpg" height=400px> Oh, you know. Just a little friendly competition. "Main street is destroyed!" Yeah, that's certainly impacted our foot traffic. But on the bright side, I'm pretty sure the stand across the street is damaged beyond repair. Fantastic news. You bring the lemons? [["Yeah."|dkoajsoe]]

<img src="Images/MainStreetRuinedTyler.jpg" height=400px> Lemons were removed to your inventory. Tyler squeezes the lemons with his armpit until he has enough to fill a glass. Was there a reason you couldn't have squeezed them yourself? Lemonade was added to your inventory. See ya around, champ. [[I can't fucking wait.|Main Street]] <<set $lemonade to 5>>

<img src="Images/Supermarket.jpg" height=400px> Lemons were added to your inventory [[Back|Shops]] <<set $lemonade to 4>>

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> <<if $devsex == 0>>You walk up to the dev. "Hey, dev. What are you doing here?" What's it look like I'm doing, I'm wandering around offering sex to strangers. [[Could I get some of that?]] <<elseif $devsex == 1>> You got the code? *[[Yep]] *Could you [[link me to the demo|https://bombsequiturgames.itch.io/tyler-tactics-demo]] again? *[[Nope|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> Sure, all you have to do is tell me the code I hid at the end of the Tyler Tactics demo. "Are you fucking serious?" What? After all the times I forced you to go to my dead patreon page, you think I wouldn't try something like this? Looks like he's got you by the balls, yet again. *[[Input the code.|Yep]] *[[Link me to the demo|https://bombsequiturgames.itch.io/tyler-tactics-demo]] *[[Forget this shit.|Shops]] <<set $devsex to 1>>

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> The code is at the bottom right of the "Thanks for Playing" screen at the end of the demo. It's 3 letters. They're in gray so they won't stick out if you're not looking for them. <<textbox "$riddle1" "">> [[Submit|DevResults]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> <<if $riddle1 == "BSG" || $riddle1 == "bsg">> Hey, you go it! Did you actually play the demo, or did you just look up the answer in the comments? *[["I just looked the answer up."]] *[["No, I actually played the demo."]] <<else>>Sorry, MC. That's not the code. [[Damn.|Shops]] <</if>>

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> I admire your resourcefulness. Now get your cock out. [[Whatever you say!]]

<img src="Images/Dev.jpg" height=400px> You don't have to lie to me, MC. Now get your cock out. [[Whatever you say!]]

<img src="Images/Dev1.gif" height=400px> This is what you wanted right? The Dev's mouth wrapped around your cock? The Developer of this game just licking your balls and going down on you? [["I mean, I guess."]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie.jpg" height=400px> What happens now is, Mika is going to leave the room so I can fuck you twice. [["Awesome sauce."]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie1.gif" height=400px> Looks like this timeline isn't all too bad. [[Next.|oeospsldj]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie2.gif" height=400px> Enjoying yourself? "Yeah, I'm--" !!!RING! RING!! RIIIIING!!! RING RING RING!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- Jesus christ, what is that noise? Aw shit, I gotta take this. Bonnie picks up her phone. Do you want me to stop or...? [[Next.|oeodspsldj]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie3.gif" height=400px> Bonnie here, make it fast. That's a no, then. Okay and how is that my problem...Listen punk, I hired you to do a job, now do you have the nuts to do it or not?...Okay...Okay...No, I will not be helping with funeral costs! Looks like this might take a while. [[Next.|oeodspsdldj]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer2.gif" height=400px> You continue. [["Pooh, is this even working?"]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer3.gif" height=400px> It looks like she's stronger than I thought. You're going to start doing armpit farts while you fuck her. [["Say WHAT?"]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer4.gif" height=400px> "Why the fuck would I do fucking armpit farts at a time like this?" There's no time to explain. All you need to know is, it's the key to defeating her. There's no way you're doing that. There's gotta be another way. Please human! Have mercy! Don't unleash the armpit farts! Anything but that! Don't send me back to the demon realm! I'll do anything! [["Are you fucking serious right now?"]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer3.gif" height=400px> Who, me? About what? "About the fucking armpit farts." Oh yeah, totally. That'll totally defeat me. "Why? HOW?" I'm more curious why you're so opposed to doing it. You're already fucking me in a bar in front of a bunch of offscreen bystanders. What dignity do you have left to lose? She may have a point. Fine. [[Here goes nothing.|d]]

<img src="Images/ArmpitFart.jpg" height=400px> You let loose a barrage of wet, sloppy armpit farts. Pooh and the Pool Player start laughing their asses off. HAHAHA! No fucking way! You actually did it! You actually fucking did that shit. Dude, I am so glad you picked up on what I was trying to do. No I got it immediately. I was like "is he seriously going for it right now?" And you know I had to try and make it happen! Hooo, man. That is too funny. You're one gullible motherfucker, you know that MC? [["Man, fuck you guys."]]

<img src="Images/PoolPlayer5.gif" height=400px> You cum on the Pool Player. The demon inside her is immediately banished. The Pool Player then leaves and goes to wherever the girls you fuck go after you fuck them. Hey, good job man! I knew you could do it! [["Go fuck yourself, Winnie the Pooh."|Bar]] <<set $poolplayer to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>

<img src="Images/dealer2.gif" height=800px> You fuck the dealer doggystyle. Morpheus watches a video on his phone. "How does the dev even come up with this stuff, man?" [[Next|do0adfasd]]

<img src="Images/dealer3.gif" height=400px> The dealer gives you a blowjob. Morpheus repositions to take some strain off of your shoulders. "Thanks man." Anytime, bro. [[Next|do0adfalsd]]

<img src="Images/dealer4.gif" height=800px> The dealer is having the time of her life. Enjoying yourself? "Honestly? Yeah. It's not even weirding me out anymore. I think this will be my preferred method of sex from now on." Really? [[Next|do0dfdadfalsd]]

<img src="Images/dealer5.gif" height=400px> "Fuck no." [[Back|Casino]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $dealer to 20>>

<img src="Images/Rachel2.gif" height=400px> And just like that, the sex begins. Who knew messing with timelines would be such a good idea? [[Sex|idousdfddou]]

<img src="Images/Rachel3.gif" height=400px> Rachel seems off. "Is something wrong?" No, I'm fine. I just have this really weird sense of deja vu. [[That's weird|RachelSex]]

<img src="Images/TimePortal.gif" height=400px> A fast travel portal appears before you! What the fuck is that? "There's no time to explain! Quick, [[jump through the portal]] with me!"

<img src="Images/StreetRachel.jpg" height=400px> It's a bumpier ride that usual, but you make it. For a moment you're terrified the time loop will begin again, but minutes pass and you remain on the street. ...So are you going to tell me what the hell is going on here? [[Right.]]

<img src="Images/StreetRachel.jpg" height=400px> You tell Rachel everything. Cloning the mayor, resetting the timelines, all of it. So, what? As a side effect of Jesus Christ himself altering the timelines, my pussy has time bending powers? "Yes." This is going to put a real damper on my sex life, isn't it? "Most certainly" Fuck. [[Next|ajdso]]

<img src="Images/StreetRachel.jpg" height=400px> You think it's still safe to cum on my face? I'd hate to leave you hanging. "There is no way risking eternal time death is worth one singular orgasm." But then wouldn't that mean you'd be in a timeloop where you were literally always cumming? Hmm... [[Fuck it|ajsddso]]

<img src="Images/Rachel4.gif" height=400px> For better or for worse, time continues as normal. Rachel decides to quit her job as a teacher, with the hope that she will one day learn to control her powers and use them for good. [[Back|Teacher's Lounge]] <<set $newrachel to 2>> <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $hitlertp to "">>

<img src="Images/Guillotine2.gif" height=400px> Wait a minute, NOT okay then. There's something too convenient about all this. Why was this girl just waiting behind you when you rejected the other one? This was orchestrated. It's a set up! "I recognize you now, you're the GUILLOTINE SALESMAN!" Okay, yeah I sell guillotines, why the fuck are you yelling? "Because, you are not only a guillotine salesman, but you are also..." [[Next.|ooassdfoo]]

"A Guillotine yourself!" <img src="Images/Guillotine.jpg" height=400px> Curses! How did you know? "It was obvious. Now begone!" You shoot the Guillotine through the wall with a charged energy blast all the way back to the park. Holy shit. Did you put your dick in a guillotine? [["Yes?"|asdjfiaodisjf]]

<img src="Images/Maid.jpg" height=400px> You turn around and see a young woman behind you in the hotel room. That was really cool. Do you wanna have sex with me instead? You fear you see a pattern emerging. But nevertheless... [[Sex Time]]

<img src="Images/Maid1.gif" height=400px> The sex commences. "Hold on a second, don't I know you from somewhere?" Nope. This is the first time we have ever met. [[Okay then.|oodasdfasoo]]

<img src="Images/Maid2.gif" height=400px> Wait a minute, NOT okay then. There's something too convenient about all this. Why was this girl just waiting behind you when you put your dick in that guillotine? This was orchestrated. It's a set up! "I recognize you now, you're PROFESSIONAL PORNSTAR KELSIE MONROE!" Okay, yeah I'm a pornstar, why the fuck are you yelling? "Because, you are not only a pornstar, but you are also..." [[Next.|ooassssdfoo]]

<img src="Images/Maid3.gif" height=400px> ... I'm also what? "I honestly have nothing. If you don't magically transform into a particle accelerator or something this is gonna be really awkward." [[Next.|ooassdfddfoo]]

<img src="Images/Maid4.gif" height=400px> And look at that. It's really awkward. "Really thought I had something there." [[Cum|ooassasdfdfddfoo]]

<img src="Images/Maid5.gif" height=400px> You cum. Then the girl magically transforms into a sewing machine. [[God damn it!|Casino]] <<set $drunk to 200>> <<set $poker to 200>> <<set $BP += 2>>

<img src="Images/Bonnie4.gif" height=400px> ...Oh, I'm "being unreasonable" now...No! The only thing that's unreasonable is that you're 60 years old and still haven't grown any FUCKING BALLS! Bonnie hangs up. Sorry about that. My mom is always calling me at the worst times. Wait, that was her mom?! [[Cum|aoeodspsdldj]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie5.gif" height=400px> The sheer shock of the revelation makes you cum. It's the best orgasm of your life. Nice! You ready for round two? [[No time like the present|saoeodspsdldj]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie6.gif" height=400px> Your porn game protagisnt refractory period never ceases to amaze. [[Next|saoasdfeodspsdldj]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie7.gif" height=400px> Suddenly-- !!!RING! RING!! RIIIIING!!! RING RING RING!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- Not again! "You gonna get that?" I'm pretty sure that's your phone. [[Huh?|oeodspsldjd]]

<img src="Images/ThanosPhone.jpg" height=400px> Look at that, it really was your phone. You send him to voicemail. [[Where were we?|oeodspslddjd]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie8.gif" height=400px> You put your dick back inside Bonnie when-- !!!RING! RING!! RIIIIING!!! RING RING RING!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- Thanos again. You send him to voice mail. He calls you three more times. "For the love of Christ..." You answer the phone. [["What do you want, Thanos?"]]

<img src="Images/ThanosCar.jpg" height=400px> My car broke down. Can you come pick me up? "I mean, I CAN if you like, really need me to. I am kinda in the middle of something though." I kinda need you to. I have that job interview later today. Plus I'm like, stranded. "Can't Morpheus pick you up?" He's got his sister's wedding, remember? "Fuck, that's right. Shit man. Alright, I'm on my way." Thanks man, I really appreciate it. [[Next|siosoisdoisdio]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie9.gif" height=400px> I take it you're leaving? "Yeah. Hate to cut this short." That's okay. I'm literally only having sex with you as a contractual obligation. Oh. [[Cum|idididididididididiri]]

<img src="Images/Bonnie10.gif" height=400px> Pleasure doing buisness with you. You decide to pick up Thanos and drive him to his job interview off-camera. [[He's lucky I'm such a softie.|Main Street]] <<set $BP += 2>> <<set $mugged += 1>>

<img src="Images/Dev2.gif" height=400px> You don't sound very enthused. "Well it's just kinda weird when you say it like that. I'm not attracted to the dev, I'm attracted to the pornstar the dev is using as a mouthpiece." Okay and..? It's not like I can seperate my consciousness from her now. And if I have to imagine what it's like for me to suck the player's dick, you have to too. "I don't like this." Well it's too late to back out now. Come on, it's time to fuck me from behind. [[Next|ididisopa]]

<img src="Images/Dev3.gif" height=400px> I bet you can't wait to cum on the developer of this game. "Believe it or not, I'm not even sure if I want to anymore." That sucks, because I have complete control over the narrative. [[Noooo!|idididsopa]]

<img src="Images/Dev4.gif" height=400px> Don't forget to buy Tyler Tactics on Steam and Itch.io! Yep this is a new low. [[Back|Shops]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $devsex to 2>>

<img src="Images/MainRoom.jpg" height=400px> <<if $enterso == 1>>You start a fire on the lawn outside and sneak inside the party while the bouncers are disracted.<<set $enterso to 0>><<else>>You're back in the Main Room.<</if>> Go to: *[[Side Room]] *[[Kitchen]] *[[Upstairs]] *[[Exit|Sorority House]]

<img src="Images/SideRoom.jpg" height=400px> The party rages on. <<if $twin == 0>>Maybe you should chat up the [[girl by the window.]]<</if>> <<if $bottle < 3>> *[[Play Spin the Bottle]] <</if>> Go to: *[[Bathroom]] *[[Kitchen]] *[[Main Room]]

<img src="Images/Kitchen.jpg" height=400px> The beer capital of the world. [[Make a sandwich.]] Go to: *[[Deck]] *[[Side Room]] *[[Main Room]]

<img src="Images/Upstairs.jpg" height=400px> Looks like this is mostly bedrooms. Maybe if you're lucky you can get a girl to invite you to one. <<if $twin == 1>>[[Stacey's Room]]<</if>><<if $twin == 2>>[[Claire's Room]]<</if>> [[Back|Main Room]]

<<if $img1 == 0>><img src="Images/i0.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 1>><img src="Images/i1.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 2>><img src="Images/i2.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 3>><img src="Images/i3.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 4>><img src="Images/i4.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 5>><img src="Images/i5.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 6>><img src="Images/i6.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 7>><img src="Images/i7.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 8>><img src="Images/i8.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 9>><img src="Images/i9.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 10>><img src="Images/i10.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 11>><img src="Images/i11.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img1 == 12>><img src="Images/i12.jpg" width=250px><</if>> <<if $img2 == 0>><img src="Images/i0.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 1>><img src="Images/i1.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 2>><img src="Images/i2.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 3>><img src="Images/i3.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 4>><img src="Images/i4.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 5>><img src="Images/i5.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 6>><img src="Images/i6.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 7>><img src="Images/i7.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 8>><img src="Images/i8.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 9>><img src="Images/i9.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 10>><img src="Images/i10.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 11>><img src="Images/i11.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img2 == 12>><img src="Images/i12.jpg" width=250px><</if>> <<if $img3 == 0>><img src="Images/i0.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 1>><img src="Images/i1.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 2>><img src="Images/i2.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 3>><img src="Images/i3.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 4>><img src="Images/i4.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 5>><img src="Images/i5.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 6>><img src="Images/i6.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 7>><img src="Images/i7.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 8>><img src="Images/i8.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 9>><img src="Images/i9.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 10>><img src="Images/i10.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 11>><img src="Images/i11.jpg" width=250px><</if>><<if $img3 == 12>><img src="Images/i12.jpg" width=250px><</if>> <img src="Images/Plate.jpg" width=250px> Welcome to the Sandwich Minigame! Select your ingredients to craft your PERFECT SANDWICH! <<if $img1 != 0 && $img2 != 0 && $img3 != 0>>[[Complete your Masterpiece!]]<</if>> Top Layer: [[Bread|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 12]] [[Peanut Butter|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 1]] [[Anchovies|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 2]] [[Calculator|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 3]] [[Divorce Papers|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 4]] [[Space Jam DVD|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 6]] [[Four Square Ball|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 7]] [[21 Savage|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 8]] [[Anchor|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 9]] [[Cyanide Pills|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 10]] [[Another Sandwich|Make a sandwich.][$img1 to 11]] Middle Layer: [[Bread|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 12]] [[Peanut Butter|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 1]] [[Anchovies|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 2]] [[Calculator|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 3]] [[Divorce Papers|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 4]] [[Space Jam DVD|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 6]] [[Four Square Ball|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 7]] [[21 Savage|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 8]] [[Anchor|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 9]] [[Cyanide Pills|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 10]] [[Another Sandwich|Make a sandwich.][$img2 to 11]] Bottom Layer: [[Bread|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 12]] [[Peanut Butter|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 1]] [[Anchovies|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 2]] [[Calculator|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 3]] [[Divorce Papers|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 4]] [[Space Jam DVD|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 6]] [[Four Square Ball|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 7]] [[21 Savage|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 8]] [[Anchor|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 9]] [[Cyanide Pills|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 10]] [[Another Sandwich|Make a sandwich.][$img3 to 11]]

<img src="Images/Deck.jpg" height=400px> You're out on the Deck. When did it get to be nighttime?<<if $mascot == 5 || $mascot == 6>> The [[Hot Dog]] is here.<</if>><<if $mascot == 7>> The Hot Dog isn't here. Where the fuck is he this time?<</if>> Go to: *[[Yard]] *[[Kitchen]]

<img src="Images/BathroomDoor.jpg" height=400px> Locked. [[Back|Side Room]]

<img src="Images/Yard.jpg" height=400px> Partiers enjoy the summer air.<<if $mascot == 0>> You notice some commotion over by the [[bonfire.]]<</if>><<if $mascot == 3 || $mascot == 4>>[[The Hot Dog is here.]]<</if>><<if $mascot == 8>> The [[sorority girl who promised you a blowjob]] is here.<</if>> [[Back|Deck]]

<img src="Images/TwinWindow.jpg" height=400px> The girl stands alone, staring out the window. You try and think of a cool line while you approach. "What are looking at?" Someone started a fire in the grass outside. I wonder who it was? I'm really really attracted to arsonists. [["You're not gonna believe this, but..."]]

<img src="Images/TwinSideRoom.jpg" height=400px> "I'm actually the one who started the fire." PFFFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-hahaha-HaHA! Oh man that is so funny! Hahahaha-HAH! HAW! HEEHEE-WHOOOO man. God that's hilarious. Great joke, honestly. You may be the funniest guy I've ever seen I mean, Holy. Fucking. Shit. That is FUNNY! "How drunk are you?" Who me? I'm not drunk at all. All the booze at this party is non-alcoholic, Campus Rules. If you see somebody acting drunk, it's just because they use alcohol as an excuse to be themselves, NOT because they are actually drunk and unable to consent to sex. Splendid. [[Next|j]]

<img src="Images/TwinSideRoom.jpg" height=400px> Suddenly, the girl grabs your hand. "What's going on?" Did I forget to mention? I'm also really really attracted to comedians. I'm taking you up to my room so we can have sex. Jerry Seinfeld is totally kicking himself right now. [[Next|jaksd]]

<img src="Images/TwinBed.jpg" height=400px> Looks like it's time to get to it. Surely nothing unexpected/absurd is about to happen to give this questline/sex scene some more padding. Hold on, before we have sex, do you think you could get me a peanut butter sandwich? And there it is. Pleeeeeease, I promise we'll have sex as soon as you get back. [[Back|Upstairs]] <<set $twin to 1>>

<img src="Images/TwinBed.jpg" height=400px> <<if $twin == 1>><<if $sandwich == 0>> Hurry up and bring me that peanut butter sandwich. [[On it|Upstairs]] <</if>><<if $sandwich == 1>> Masterpiece was removed to your inventory. What the hell is this? "It's my finest creation." It's dogshit. Now hurry up and bring me a goddam peanut butter sandwich before I come to my senses and decide not fuck a random stranger because he made a mediocre arson joke. True art is never recognized in its time.<<set $sandwich to 0>> [[Back|Upstairs]]<</if>><<if $sandwich == 2>> Peanut Butter Sandwich was removed to your inventory. Hey! You brought me a sandwich! How thoughtful. Stacey bites into the sandwich and immediately freezes. "Everything okay?" Is there peanut butter in this sandwich? [["It's a peanut butter sandwich."]]<</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/TwinBed.jpg" height=400px> I'M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER! QUICK! RUN TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET ME AN EPIPEN BEFORE I LITERALLY DIE. "Wait, what? You ASKED me to get you a peanut butter sandwich." Stacey struggles to speak as her throat closes up. That must have been Stacey. I'm Claire. I'm Stacey's twin sister and I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter. Shit! [[To the Hospital!|Upstairs]] <<set $twin to 2>>

<img src="Images/TwinBed.jpg" height=400px> <<if $epipen == 1>> You stab the convulsing Claire with the EpiPen. She immediately recovers. GASP! Oh my gosh, thank you! You saved my life. I'm eternally grateful. "Glad to hear it." You wanna know how grateful? "Grateful enough to have sex with me?" No, but I'm grateful enough to introduce you to my sister. Head back to [[Stacey's Room|99098767890]] <<else>> She may look like a pornstar laid seductively across a bed, but trust me, she's actually about to go into aniphylactic shock. [[To the Hospital,|Upstairs]] quick! <</if>>

<img src="Images/TwinBed.jpg" height=400px> About time you got back here! "Yeah, sorry about that. I still got most of this peanut butter sandwich if you still want it." No. I actually just remembered that I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter. I will have sex with you now though. [[Amazing.]]

<img src="Images/Twin1.gif" height=400px> You and Stacey start fucking. "Hey Stacey, can I ask you a question?" Sure, go ahead. [[Next|9ghjk]]

<img src="Images/Twin2.gif" height=400px> "How come there aren't any other girls in this sorority house. I mean, beside your sister. Where are the other fuckable NPCs?" Oh, that's simple. They're all dead? [[What?!|9ghjsdfk]]

<img src="Images/Twin3.gif" height=400px> "Are you serious!" Nah, I'm just mesing with ya. They just haven't been added to the game yet because this update only has the first girl in it. Ah, yet another meta, game development joke that definitely hasn't gotting old at this point. Never gets old. "Wait, but doesn't that mena this sex scene is going to be ruined after the dev adds the rest of the sorority girls?" [[Next|9ghjssdsdfk]]

<img src="Images/Twin4.gif" height=400px> Nah. That'll just make it better. It's not like anybody actually reads the sex scene dialogue anyways. "Really?" Yeah. You can totally say whatever you want and nobody will know. [[Well, in that case.|9ghdjssdsdfk]]

<img src="Images/Twin5.gif" height=400px> "I don't know how to drive." [[God that was freeing|Upstairs]] <<set $BP += 2>> <<set $twin to 3>>

<img src="Images/PursePen.jpg" height=400px> Surely they won't need this anytime soon. EpiPen was added to your inventory. [[Back|InnerHospital]] <<set $epipen to 1>>

<img src="Images/CrookedHand.jpg" height=400px> You find a statue of a //Crooked Hand.// It reaches towards the black sky above. ------[[Go North|34]]------ --[[Go West|23]] - [[Go East|43]]-- ------[[Go South|32]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|35]]------ --[[Go West|24]] - [[Go East|44]]-- ------[[Go South|33]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|24]]------ --[[Go West|13]] - [[Go East|33]]-- ------[[Go South|22]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|44]]------ --[[Go West|33]] - [[Go East|53]]-- ------[[Go South|42]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|33]]------ --[[Go West|22]] - [[Go East|42]]-- ------[[Go South|31]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|36]]------ --[[Go West|25]] - [[Go East|45]]-- ------[[Go South|34]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|25]]------ --[[Go West|14]] - [[Go East|34]]-- ------[[Go South|23]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|45]]------ --[[Go West|34]] - [[Go East|54]]-- ------[[Go South|43]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> You find another [[piece of paper|ioophsdfo]] on the ground. ------Go North------ --[[Go West|26]] - [[Go East|46]]-- ------[[Go South|35]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|46]]------ --[[Go West|35]] - [[Go East|55]]-- ------[[Go South|44]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------Go North------ --[[Go West|16]] - [[Go East|36]]-- ------[[Go South|25]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|16]]------ --Go West - [[Go East|25]]-- ------[[Go South|14]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------Go North------ --Go West - [[Go East|26]]-- ------[[Go South|15]]------

<img src="Images/Pentagram.jpg" height=400px> You stop at a //Pentagram// etched into the dirt. Its candles seem to burn without ever growing short. ------[[Go North|15]]------ --Go West - [[Go East|24]]-- ------[[Go South|13]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------Go North------ --[[Go West|36]] - [[Go East|56]]-- ------[[Go South|45]]------

<img src="Images/Mirror.jpg" height=400px> You come across a //Mirror with no Reflection.// Staring at it makes your jaw clench uncontrollably. ------[[Go North|56]]------ --[[Go West|45]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|54]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------Go North------ --[[Go West|46]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|55]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> You find another [[piece of paper|ioosdpho]] on the ground. ------[[Go North|55]]------ --[[Go West|44]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|53]]------

<<if $escape == 6>>THERE IT IS! <img src="Images/HStaircase.jpg" height=400px> A heavenly staircase opens up from the ground. A warm light beams down from the above and welcomes you towards the sky. "If that's not an escape route I don't know what is!" [[Next|098ujh]] <<else>><img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|54]]------ --[[Go West|43]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|52]]------ <</if>>

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|53]]------ --[[Go West|42]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|51]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|43]]------ --[[Go West|32]] - [[Go East|52]]-- ------[[Go South|41]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|52]]------ --[[Go West|41]] - Go East-- ------[[Go South|50]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|42]]------ --[[Go West|31]] - [[Go East|51]]-- ------[[Go South|40]]------

<img src="Images/Orb.jpg" height=400px> You arrive at a strange pedestal. A //Black Orb// levitates above it. ------[[Go North|32]]------ --[[Go West|21]] - [[Go East|41]]-- ------[[Go South|30]]------ <<set $escape to 0>>

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|22]]------ --[[Go West|11]] - [[Go East|31]]-- ------[[Go South|20]]------

<img src="Images/LakeOfFire.jpg" height=400px> You arrive at a //Lake of Fire.// Waves of heat blast against your skin. ------[[Go North|23]]------ --[[Go West|12]] - [[Go East|32]]-- ------[[Go South|21]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|12]]------ --Go West - [[Go East|21]]-- ------[[Go South|10]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|13]]------ --Go West - [[Go East|22]]-- ------[[Go South|11]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|14]]------ --[[Go West|03]] - [[Go East|23]]-- ------[[Go South|12]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------Go North------ --Go West - [[Go East|13]]-- ------Go South------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> You notice a [[piece of paper]] on the ground. ------[[Go North|21]]------ --[[Go West|10]] - [[Go East|30]]-- ------[[Go South|Hell]]------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|11]]------ --Go West - [[Go East|20]]-- ------Go South------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> ------[[Go North|31]]------ --[[Go West|20]] - [[Go East|40]]-- ------Go South------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> You find another [[piece of paper|uopsjd]] on the ground. ------[[Go North|41]]------ --[[Go West|30]] - [[Go East|50]]-- ------Go South------

<img src="Images/Abyss.jpg" height=400px> You discover an //Abyss//. Its seems to extend into and endlessly into the void. ------[[Go North|51]]------ --[[Go West|40]] - Go East-- ------Go South------

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> Fuck. ------[[Go North|20]]------ --Go West - Go East-- ------Go South------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s34][$seximage to 1]]------ --[[Missionary|s23][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s43][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s32][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s35][$seximage to 4]]------ --[[Missionary|s24][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s44][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s33][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s24][$seximage to 1]]------ --[[Missionary|s13][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s33][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s22][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s44][$seximage to 1]]------ --[[Missionary|s33][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s53][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s42][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s33][$seximage to 1]]------ --[[Missionary|s22][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s42][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s31][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s45][$seximage to 4]]------ --[[Missionary|s34][$seximage to 2]] - Cowgirl-- --------[[Blowjob|s43][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --[[Missionary|s43][$seximage to 2]] - Cowgirl-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s43][$seximage to 1]]------ --[[Missionary|s32][$seximage to 2]] - Cowgirl-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s23][$seximage to 1]]------ --Missionary - [[Cowgirl|s32][$seximage to 3]]-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s32][$seximage to 1]]------ --Missionary - Cowgirl-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s25][$seximage to 4]]------ --[[Missionary|s14][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s34][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s23][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s14][$seximage to 1]]------ --Missionary - [[Cowgirl|s23][$seximage to 3]]-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s15][$seximage to 1]]------ --Missionary - [[Cowgirl|s24][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s13][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s04][$seximage to 1]]------ --Missionary - Cowgirl-- --------Blowjob--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --Missionary - [[Cowgirl|s15][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s03][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --[[Missionary|s04][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s25][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s14][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s26][$seximage to 4]]------ --[[Missionary|s15][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s35][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s24][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --Missionary - Cowgirl-- --------[[Blowjob|s25][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --[[Missionary|s25][$seximage to 2]] - [[Cowgirl|s45][$seximage to 3]]-- --------[[Blowjob|s34][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------[[Doggy Style|s46][$seximage to 4]]------ --[[Missionary|s35][$seximage to 2]] - Cowgirl-- --------[[Blowjob|s44][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<if $seximage == 1>><img src="Images/Hell1.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 2>><img src="Images/Hell2.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 3>><img src="Images/Hell3.gif" height=400px><</if>><<if $seximage == 4>><img src="Images/Hell4.gif" height=400px><</if>> ------Doggy Style------ --Missionary - Cowgirl-- --------[[Blowjob|s45][$seximage to 4]]--------

<<set _rand to random(2)>><<if _rand == 0>><img src="Images/GirlsKiss.gif" height=400px> Two girls end up making out. [[Nice!|Side Room]]<<else>><img src="Images/SpinTheBottle.jpg" height=400px><<set $bottle += 1>> <<if $bottle == 1>> You make out with a hot sorority girl. [[Sweet!|Side Room]]<</if>><<if $bottle == 2>>The bottle lands on the same girl from before. [[Score!|Side Room]]<</if>><<if $bottle == 3>>Nice! You landed on the same girl three times in a row. Uh oh, you know what that means! A crowd surrounds you while you make out and shoves you and the sorority girl towards a closet. [["Wait, what?!"]]<</if>> <</if>>

<img src="Images/Closet.jpg" height=400px> You guys made out three times in a row! That means you have to spend the next seven minutes in the closet together by yourselves! "Is she serious?" The sorority girl smiles back shyly. I mean those //are// the rules. Don't have too much fun in there you two! The rest of the girls giggle as they close the door on you. [[Next|99uyfcv]]

<img src="Images/Closet.jpg" height=400px> Holy shit. It's actually happening. You okay? We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. "Sorry, I guess I just can't believe I'm really about to play seven minutes in heaven with a hot sorority girl." What's seven minutes in heaven? "It's what we're doing right now. It's a game where you lock two undersexed twenty year olds in a closet for seven minutes so they can hit second base without the rest of the party seeing." Oh yeah! Duh. That makes so much more sense than what we call it. [[What do you guys call it?|99uydfsfcv]]

<img src="Images/ClosetHell.jpg" height=400px> We call it... !Seven Minutes in HELL!!!!!! [[Well, fuck.|99uydfdfsfcv]]

[[Next|99uyddfdfsfcv]]

[[Next|99uydfddfsfcv]]

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> When you come to, you're in hell. "Aw, man!" You hear the sorority girl's voice echo throughout the space. You'll never escape from the labrynth of the damned! [["Do I seriously have to solve a labrynth puzzle righ tnow?"|Hell]]

<img src="Images/HellPaper.jpg" height=400px> What the fuck is this? <<linkappend Read>> //..at the Crooked Hand, go North three times...// You notice that the edges of the note are ripped. It's likely part of a larger set of instructions, meaning even if you can find all the pieces, you'll won't necessarily know what order to do the steps in. "Hey, wait a second. How am I supposed to keep track of this? You don't expect me to write this shit down, do you? I know you know that's bad game design!" [[Next|asdlkj]] <</linkappend>>

<img src="Images/Hell1.jpg" height=400px> You decide to write down the clue so that you don't forget it later. "Motherfucker." ------[[Go North|21]]------ --[[Go West|10]] - [[Go East|30]]-- ------[[Go South|Hell]]------

<img src="Images/HellPaper.jpg" height=400px> //Start at the leftmost location. Go East three times.// "Guess I'll add that to my fucking notes app." <<back Back>>

<img src="Images/HellPaper.jpg" height=400px> //Your path will cross three landmarks. At the final landmark, follow these instructions exactly: Go East, Go East, Go North, Go West, Go North, Go East.// "I still can't believe I have to write these down." <<back Back>>

<img src="Images/HellPaper.jpg" height=400px> //After going North three times, go West twice, and go South until you hit one of the labrynth's Landmarks.// "You know what, I changed my mind. This 'wander around and write shit down until you randomly escape the dungeon' is actually really unique and fun." Really? "Fuck no." <<back Back>>

<img src="Images/HellPaper.jpg" height=400px> //Next go South three times. Then go East until you reach the final Landmark.// "I'm out of unique complaints, just know that I don't like that I have to do this." <<back Back>>

[[Next.|poiuygvbn]]

[[Next.|98765t]]

<img src="Images/Closet.jpg" height=400px> When you open your eyes you're back in the closet with the sorority girl. She breathes a sigh of relief. Oh my god, you're alive! "What the fuck just happened?" I'm pretty sure you had a bad reaction to the ecstacy we took before coming into the closet. "We took molly? I don't remember that." I think yours was laced with fetanyl or something. You just instantly collapsed and I totally thought I was going to lose my scholarship. [[Next.|0987ytgfvbj]]

<img src="Images/Closet.jpg" height=400px> "Funny, I feel totally fine now." That's good, because I really wanted to fuck you in this closet before our seven minutes were up. "How much time do we have left?" Like 30 seconds, I think. "I can make that work." [[Sex|098sd7ytgfvbj]]

<img src="Images/Closet1.gif" height=400px> The Sorority girl starts going down on you. [[Excellent.|09ijbhui]]

<img src="Images/Closet2.gif" height=400px> She keeps going down on you. [[Cool.|09ijbhuei]]

<img src="Images/Closet3.gif" height=400px> She //keeps// going down on you. "Hey, didn't you say we only had like, 30 seconds in here?" And? I thought you said you could make it work. "That doesn't mean you should--" Knock, knock, you guys! Your time's just about up. Shit! They're about to open the door. You'd better think of something or they're totally gonna walk in on us fucking! There's only on thing to do in this situation. You say the wizard's name, and call upon his mighty powers. [[SHAZAM!|09ijbdhui]]

<img src="Images/Closet4.gif" height=400px> With the Speed of Solomon, you fuck the sorority girl in 30 times speed! Finishing just before the rest of the party comes in and rewarding all the Babe Quest players who waited two months for an update with the a gif so unfappable it might not even be considered porn anymore. "Shoutouts to the patrons." [[Back|Side Room]] <<set $bottle to 5>> <<set $BP +=1>>

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet.jpg" height=400px> A girl approaching you? This can't be good. "Can I help you?" You tell me. I'm so fucking hungry. I really want a turkey leg right now. I'd totally suck a dick for a turkey leg. You wouldn't happen to randomly have a turkey leg on you, would you? <<if $hasturkeyleg>>You mean...[[this turkey leg!]]<<else>>[[No, sorry.]]<</if>>

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet.jpg" height=400px> You whip out the turkey leg that you got at the renaissance fair like 4 updates ago. Holy shit! A turkey leg! Wow! Let's have sex. [["Really?"|oiuhniuh]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet.jpg" height=400px> That's too bad. Do you wanna have sex anyways? [[Sure|oiuhndiuh]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet1.gif" height=400px> Really, really. [[Next.|iuytgb]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet2.gif" height=400px> "I cant believe this is happening because of the turkey leg I randomly decided to pick up while I was trying to fuck the librarian." Believe it! [[Next.|iuytdgb]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet3.gif" height=400px> "Hold on a second though. What would have happened if I didn't get the turkey leg. Would I have had to go back to the renaissance fair?" Nope. You can't go back. If you hadn't gotten the turkey leg, you wouldn't get to have sex with me. "Wow! I can't believe it. All this time, I've been wondering what the turkey leg was for. I thought it was just a joke item, but it wasn't! It gave me access to an exclusive sex scene! My exploration was rewarded. This is actually a good game. I've never been this happy. Hallelujah!" [[Next.|iuydtdgb]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet4.gif" height=400px> Congrats man. Why don't you cum on my face? You've earned it. [[Next.|iuysftdgb]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet5.gif" height=400px> "I am an exploration genius." [[Back.|Downtown]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $librarian to 11>>

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet1.gif" height=400px> She goes down on you. [["Wait, just like that?"]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet2.gif" height=400px> Something wrong? "I'm just confused. Why did you ask for a turkey leg if you were just going to have sex with me anyways?" Isn't it obvious? [["...No?"]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet3.gif" height=400px> Think about it. The turkey leg is an exceptionally rare item. You can only get it at the renaissance fair, and there's no way to get it once the librarian quest is over. "So?" So everyone that get's the turkey leg, and then, after potentially years of updates later, finally get rewarded for it, they're gonna think it's awesome. They're gonna think it's exclusive. A secret easter-egg like reward for their exploration. [["But it's not."]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet4.gif" height=400px> Exactly. It's all a lie. Hundreds, no thousands of Babe Quest players will see that sex scene without ever knowing they didn't need the turkey leg. They'll all think they're special, but we'll be the only ones who know that they're not. They're going to spend all this time thinking the turkey leg was a joke item, only to have me come along and convince them that it //wasn't// a joke item, except it actually //is// a joke item all along! It's genius! It's the most carefully crafted con ever concieved, and all I have to do is have sex with a stranger on the street. [["I still don't get it."]]

<img src="Images/GirlOnStreet5.gif" height=400px> Well I'm not going to explain it again. The girl lets you cum on her and then goes back to propositioning pedestrians for turkey legs. "Best of luck." [[Back|Downtown]] <<set $BP += 1>> <<set $librarian to 11>>

You elbow your way through the crowd of 20 year olds surrounding the bonfire. "What the fuck is this?" <img src="Images/Bonfire2.jpg" height=400px> A sorority girl stands before the bonfire, giving a rousing speech to the people around her. The energy around you borders on tribal. Hear me students of Babe University, for this is a call to action! For decades BU has been locked in a bitter rivalry with our neighboring school, the evil OMU. The crowd boos angrily. Pitchforks are raised. You know the story as well as I do. We beat their football team on homecoming night, so they planted stink bombs in our lockers. We graffitied their walls, they flooded the toilets in Mayer Hall. We burned down their cafeteria, and they crucified our dean. But TODAY they have crossed the line. Sister Emily, tell them what you told me earlier today. The crowd separates to make way for a tear streaked sorority girl. [[Next.|00987654ws]]

<img src="Images/Bonfire3.jpg" height=400px> Okay, so like. Yesterday I was at a frat party at OMU, and me and this guy there exchanged numbers, and then we were like flirting or whatever, and I thought things were going well but... She chokes back some tears. Anyway, I wake up today, and see that he posted screenshots of our conversation on his snapchat story with the caption "lol." Like, how could he do this to me! Doesn't he know those texts were private! Now like, twenty people have seen him make fun of me. Waaaaah. The nearby sorority girls wrap their crying friend in their arms. The crowd is hushed in solemn silence. [[Next.|00987fd654ws]]

<img src="Images/Bonfire2.jpg" height=400px> The girl from before steps back in front of the crowd. We cannot let this go unpunished! We must enact the unltimate retaliation against OMU for this henious crime. Go forth my legion. Raze their campus. Smash windows. Slash breaklines. Make them rue the day they fucked with an innocent girl's heart. The crowd roars in approval. You're starting to think this might not be such a good idea. And whoever brings me OMU's mascot's head on a stake, gets a blowjob from me personally! On second thought. This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Time to kill yourself a mascot. [[Next.|00987dffd654ws]]

<img src="Images/Yard.jpg" height=400px> But as you leave the rabid mob, you're stopped by a thought. "Wait a second. I don't konw anything about OMU, or who their mascot is." Maybe you should ask the [[giant sentient hot dog standing right next you]] about this.

<img src="Images/HotDog.jpg" height=400px> "Hey man. Do you know anything about OMU and its mascot? I'm new here." Of course I do. But why should I tell you? "Because you're a helpful guy?" I'm afraid you are mistaken. To obtain the information you seek, you must bring me three sacred relics. Only then will I reveal to you the secrets of OMU and its mascot. What in the actual fuck. "I'm not doing that." Once again you are mistaken. "How's that?" Because... [[Next|iqwioioeqwioqweioqwio]]

<img src="Images/HotDog.jpg" height=400px> Somehow, in the transition between the pages, the sentient hot dog convinces you to do this quest for him. "Alright, fine. What do you need me to do?" Meet me on the Quad. There I will give your first mission. "Why can't you give it to me now? Hey, where are you going!?" You're really starting to dislike this guy. [[Back|Yard]] <<set $mascot to 1>>

<img src="Images/HotDogQuad.jpg" height="400px"> Ah, I see you decided to accept my challenge. Are you ready for your first quest item? "Yeah, I was ready back at the sorority house. Why did you make me meet me out here?" I'll be asking the questions here. Why haven't you gotten me my first quest item yet? "Because you haven't told me it yet." Exactly. ... [["...Well?"]]

<img src="Images/HotDogQuad.jpg" height="400px"> It's mustard. Your first quest item is mustard. "That's it? I can just get that at the supermarket." [[Be right back.|Quad]] <<set $mascot to 2>>

<img src="Images/Mustard.jpg" height=400px> <<set $mascot to 3>> Easy. [[Back|Shops]] Mustard was added to your inventory

<img src="Images/HotDog.jpg" height=400px> Mustard was removed from your inventory. I see you've obtained your first relic! Excellent work! Now I shall impart upon you the first part of the knowledge that you seek. "Hold on. Before you do that, can you explain to me why you left the quad? It was a bitch to find you after I had to mustard." The only explanations I'm offering are about OMU. And for that, I will offer you this. Each letter in OMU stands for something, and with each relic, I will tell you the secrets of one of the letters. [[Okay.|alskdjf;alskdjf]]

<img src="Images/HotDog.jpg" height=400px> For your brave work obtaining me that bottle of mustard, I will reveal the final letter's meaning. The "U" in OMU actually stands for...university. University? "You don't think I could've guessed that myself?" What I think is irrelevant. It is what I know that is important. And if you want to know what I know about OMU, you will bring me my next quest item, a bottle of ketchup. Pretty sure that's at the supermarket too. "Okay, but you better be at the same place when I get back this time." No promises. [[Back|Yard]] <<set $mascot to 4>>

<img src="Images/Ketchup.jpg" height=400px> <<set $mascot to 5>> Once again, easy. [[Back|Shops]] Ketchup was added to your inventory

<img src="Images/HotDogDeck.jpg" height=400px> Ketchup was removed from your inventory "Dude, what the fuck is this?" What the fuck is what? "You moved again. I told you not to move." Did you have trouble finding me? "Not this time, but that's not the point. Please. Stop. Moving." ...Fine. Are you curious what the next letter stand for? [["Yeah, shoot."]]

<img src="Images/HotDogDeck.jpg" height=400px> The "M" in OMU stands for "Meyer." Something Meyer University? "How the hell is this helping me?" All will be revealed, after you bring me some Relish that is. Gee, I wonder where you'll find that. [[Back|Deck]] <<set $mascot to 6>>

<img src="Images/HotDogAlley.jpg" height=400px> Relish was removed from your inventory. "Dude, what the fuck?!" I see you have returned. "Returned my ass! You told me you weren't going to move, and now when I find you you're on the literal opposite side of the map? What the fuck?" I don't have an explanation for this. Do you want the final clue or not? [["Fine. Let's just get this over with."]]

<img src="Images/HotDogAlley.jpg" height=400px> Are you sure you're prepared? For I warn you, this final secret will shock you to your core. It is a truth, that once spoken, cannot be taken back. Are you sure you're ready to have the ultimate wisdom, know the true meaning of this rival school-- "YES! Alright? Yes, I am ready. Please for the love of god tell me what the mascot is so I can be done with this stupid quest." Very well, the O is OMU stands for...Oscar. So it's Oscar Meyer University. Wait a second! [["Oscar Meyer University!"]]

<img src="Images/HotDogAlley.jpg" height=400px> "You're the fucking mascot, aren't you." I'm afraid not. Their mascot is a guy who dresses up ina big foam hot dog suit. I'm an actual living anthropomorphic hot dog who just happens to be very wise. "Shut the fuck up. I've had it up to here with you and your teleporting around, long overly verbose sentences, and just general bullshit. I'm supposed to cut off the mascot's head, you're a giant ass hot dog. I'm cutting off your head and bringing it back to that sorority bitch so I can get a blowjob." ...Shit. [[Chop, chop motherfucker!]]

<img src="Images/HotDogOnAStick.jpg" height=400px> Hot Dog on a Stick was added to your inventory. Let's hope this is enough. [[Back|South Alley]] <<set $mascot to 8>>

<img src="Images/Relish.jpg" height=400px> <<set $mascot to 7>> You're starting to wonder why that Hot Dog couldn't have just gotten these items himself. [[Back|Shops]] Relish was added to your inventory

<img src="Images/Bonfire2.jpg" height=400px> Hot Dog on a Stick was removed from your inventory. What the fuck is this? "It's the head of OMU's mascot on a stake." Ha! That's actually pretty good. You're funny. Do you wanna fuck me? [[Yes.|238]]

<img src="Images/Mascot1.gif" height=400px> You get a blowjob. [[Excellent.]]

<img src="Images/Mascot2.gif" height=400px> Just want to let you know before we get tooo far into this, there's no sex scene joke for this update. The dev just wants to inform you that his other game, Tyler Tactics, is now only 1 dollar. Check it out if you haven't already. [[The fuck is this shit?|ijhuik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot3.gif" height=400px> I'm sorry? "What do you mean there's no sex scene joke this update?" The dev has been very busy being a line cook and playing Marvel Snap. He apologizes for the lack of content, but would like to assure you that-- [[Bullshit!|ijhudik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot4.gif" height=400px> "How dare he skimp out on my hard earned and patiently awaited content. Doesn't he know how hard I worked for this sex scene. I killed a man." You killed a Giant Sentient Hot Dog. "I killed a Giant Sentient Hot Dog. And I completed one fo the most needlessly annoying and unispired fetch quests I've ever seen, so I'm pretty damn sure I deserve a sex scene joke, and //I'm not cumming until I get one.//" [[Next.|ijhudfdik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot2.gif" height=400px> [[Next.|ijdfdhudfdik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot4.gif" height=400px> [[Next.|ijdfddfhudfdik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot3.gif" height=400px> ...So uh...why couldn't my doctor drive? [["I don't know, why?"|ijdfddfhudfdi3k]]

<img src="Images/Mascot2.gif" height=400px> Because my Doctor is Jewish. [["Wait. What?!"|ijdfddfdhudfdik]]

<img src="Images/Mascot3.gif" height=400px> "What in the fuck was that?!" I don't know, I don't know! You said you weren't gonna cum unless you heard a sex scene joke so I tried to think of something. "And you thought of //that?//" I don't know. I didn't have a joke prepared. It was the first thing I thought of. [["Why in the world was that the first thing you thought of?"]]

<img src="Images/Mascot4.gif" height=400px> I don't know, okay! I said don't know. I'm sorry. "You fucking should be man, that was fucked up. That wasn't even, like, funny, it was just offensive. Like, I'm really concerned." I'm really sorry, okay. Now can you just cum and get this over with? I'm embarrassed enough as it is. "Fine. But only if you promise never to tell another joke again." Don't worry. After this, I'll have served my purpose in the story, and will never appear or say anything ever again. [[Good.]]

<img src="Images/Mascot5.gif" height=400px> Another job well done. [[Back.|Yard]] <<set $mascot to 10>> <<set $BP += 1>>