But to experience everything it has to offer, you have to know how it works. I get a lot of feedback from players, and it's not uncommon for them to be dissatisfied with the game for reasons that could have been avoided. The introduction below is intended to help new players have a better gaming experience. You are free to skip this part, but before you do, let's make sure you really already know everything I want to say:

- You know how much content there really is in Facefuck Madness
- You know what you have to do to get to it
- You know how to avoid grind
- You're willing to come back to this text in case you feel unsatisfied with your gaming experience so I can help you discover something new and useful

If you're unsure after reading the stements above, please, let me continue, or you'll get ass cancer. If you still feel like you don't need the introduction, press the skip button.